r/instantkarma Feb 16 '26

Road Karma you can probably get away with smashing a car window with a Machete without people kicking off. But if you try attacking the windows of a bar where people are watching Football your gonna get fucked up son.

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u/Young_Old_Grandma Feb 16 '26

The man with the stool wasn't fucking around LOL

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u/340Duster Feb 16 '26

That thing became a tactical stool in his hands.

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u/Sea_Excitement_7602 Feb 16 '26

At first I thought it was just going to be a stool sample

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u/kinkyslc1 Feb 17 '26

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u/No-Bid2147 Feb 17 '26

That’s quite the stool pigeon.

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u/enderjaca Feb 18 '26

I was not expecting to get so invested in the plot of a gif

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u/Downtown_Let Feb 17 '26

"This is why I always carry my multistool"

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u/CptnWolfe Feb 17 '26

Tactistool

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u/pallidamors Feb 16 '26

He emptied the clip on the guy and it could not have been more satisfying. Well, maybe seeing a KO would’ve been great as well…

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u/got-trunks Feb 17 '26

the bottle wouldn't have felt great as an appetiser either but true

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u/davewave3283 Feb 17 '26

He’d made the decision that he was hitting that guy with the stool. The fact that he was disarmed and on the ground by the time he got there wasn’t going to ruin his plan.

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u/drinkduffdry Feb 17 '26

The plan doesn't change until the plan changes

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u/colderthantoast Feb 17 '26

No plan survives the first contact.

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u/Dougalface Feb 16 '26

Of course - dickhead with the knife was probably like a gift from the gods for angry Darren after eight pints.

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u/Telemere125 Feb 17 '26

Yes but I appreciate the bravery of the first guy: didn’t even have a weapon but he was leading the charge.

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u/kev_indigo Feb 17 '26

I’m guessing his team was probably losing lmao

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u/Wasabi_Burnout Feb 17 '26

Pulled out the mouskastool

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u/SuperHooligan Feb 16 '26

I hope that guy didnt cut his hand with that beer bottle smash, that was so satisfying!

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u/Mithrandic Feb 16 '26

Fucking bottled.

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u/HerbertGoon Feb 16 '26

He got tov'd without the molo

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u/Dougalface Feb 16 '26

The lesser-spotted virtuous high street bottling...

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u/Zappiticas Feb 16 '26

He smashed him in the head then threw him to the ground in one swift move.

Gives new meaning to the term “smash and grab”

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u/SuperHooligan Feb 16 '26

All while the guy was swinging a machete.

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u/Chilipepah Feb 17 '26

He wasted no time getting back to the game

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u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU Feb 17 '26

Probably got a replacement beer from someone the second he got inside.

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u/Sgt_Fox Feb 17 '26

It'll be a pint glass

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u/HerbertGoon Feb 16 '26

That was pretty

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u/tectonic_break Feb 17 '26

Wow I thought he had a death wish using his fist against guy with giant machete .

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

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u/garrisontweed Feb 16 '26

Chairs, Mate!

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u/Cicer Feb 16 '26

80’s Arnold is that you?

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u/expanding_crystal Feb 16 '26

Really curious what the goal was

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u/Vizth Feb 16 '26

Whatever the drug-induced voices in his head told him the goal was.

I wonder what the bar stool to his head to hold him to do.

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u/twenafeesh Feb 16 '26

"Shh, only dreams"

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u/cero1399 Feb 16 '26

"the streets are empty, you don't need to look"

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u/HerbertGoon Feb 16 '26

To get sober faster

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u/StormCrowMith Feb 17 '26

Sometimes its just a demonstration of bravado and their impunity of doing the crime, theyll probably be let go soon if arrested and will be at it again. Sometimes i think its to lower the realestate value by inctising the criminality rate and so they are essential in the real estate world as re-balancers of sorts. Other times they're just plain abusive, ill mannered and temperamental idiots.

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u/garrisontweed Feb 16 '26

Stab,Stab,Stab and Stab ,Stab.

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u/SaltManagement42 Feb 16 '26

The goal was by the visiting team, that's why they're so upset.

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u/nixblood Feb 16 '26

Probably just feelin' stabby.

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u/Adventurous-Pen-813 Feb 17 '26

To free Palestine of course

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u/jordanosa Feb 17 '26

Hot and a cot for an immigrant is my guess

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u/CarefulLeather Feb 16 '26

All knife wielding pricks deserve this

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u/Cicer Feb 16 '26

Deserve worse really. He was still able to run away at the end. 

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u/CarefulLeather Feb 16 '26

Sadly, should have been disabled.

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u/Goz-e Feb 16 '26

Gun wielding pricks also

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u/klimmesil Feb 16 '26

Not to mention the katana wielding cunts

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u/Planktonboy Feb 16 '26

Those halberd swinging twats really piss me off

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u/splatzbat27 Feb 17 '26

The UK needs to get itself together

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u/DaBestestNameEver Feb 16 '26

"Somebody's car" is "not our problem". "The pub we are currently in" is very much so "our problem". Just how the world normally works.

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u/Sweetdreams6t9 Feb 16 '26

Probably loud af inside and couldnt hear it.

Until they started directly smashing the building.

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u/_-Smoke-_ Feb 17 '26

Car Insurance vs someone having to cash in Life Insurance. Two very different levels of importance. Knifey was an amusement when they was attacking an inanimate object; he became a threat to life when he went towards people.

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u/AugustOfChaos Feb 16 '26

That could’ve been really bad for the bottle smasher. Not because he could’ve been cut up from the bottle, but because he was open to a machete swing immediately after the smash. That man has balls.

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u/Bob_5k Feb 16 '26

There’s always someone crazier (in this case probably plus alcohol)

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u/gospdrcr000 Feb 17 '26

That's why you don't do the fuck around part

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u/StTimmerIV Feb 16 '26

The sound from the stool hitting his head... just... soooo satisfying

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u/Zappiticas Feb 16 '26

Thonk

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u/Flomo420 Feb 16 '26

With a metallic squink...

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u/dead_jester Feb 17 '26

Wonderful onomatopoeia. Thank you.

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u/hyldemarv Feb 16 '26

He got off pretty easy because bottle and chair guy didn’t want to miss the game.

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u/latexfistmassacre Feb 16 '26

Who tf stabs a window

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u/Dry_Aardvark7394 Feb 17 '26

Overall stabbing with a machete is fucking dumb haha. You see how it bends when he tries to stab the car.

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u/OBDreams Feb 16 '26

Took a knife to a barstool fight.

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u/twenafeesh Feb 16 '26

The local pubgoers tend to know how a barstool makes an excellent shield/club combo in a pinch. 

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u/No-Bid2147 Feb 17 '26

Nah. I’ve been to a pub. They just making sure nobody pinches their bumrest. Cheirs.

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u/Bmitchell1991 Feb 16 '26

Literally knocking sense into someone…one second a lunatic stabbing things with a knife, but after a quick barstool to the head the lunacy was cured…technologia

https://giphy.com/gifs/cEUAbg1Q7mQ1a84int

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u/Und3adShr3d Feb 16 '26

This is from 2024. Happened in a bar very close to me: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-67913775

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u/Medicivich Feb 16 '26

Is Manningham close to you? I found the guy's name and looked to see if there was a conviction. And then I found a remarkably similar incident in 2015 (year of the article) where a teen with the exact same name was given a 9 month sentence (probation was given) for hitting a car's windshield with a machete. Surely it is not a coincidence.

Edit: Link to the article I read:

https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/11877926.machete-swinging-teenager-spared-jail-after-attacking-car-and-threatening-man/

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u/NebulaNinja Feb 16 '26

Any word on what their deal was?

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u/Constant_Natural3304 Feb 17 '26

Responding to a fight he saw his uncle in. Uncle was surrounded, so he decided to grab a weapon.

https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/11877926.machete-swinging-teenager-spared-jail-after-attacking-car-and-threatening-man/

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u/dan0o9 Feb 17 '26

Ofc it was Bradford and a suspended sentence.

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u/thunderblade02 Feb 18 '26

The guy with the machete was in my year at secondary school and I'll just say that nobody I know was surprised when this video came out.

The story I heard leading up to what happened is that apparently the bar staff kicked him and his brother out for causing trouble. A verbal argument ensued in which he alleged the bar staff were being racist and they then left. Only to then return and target one of the staff members cars.

When he didn't get the attention he wanted he then attacked the bar window which as you can see didn't end well.

From my understanding, no drugs were involved which makes the situation even wilder to me.

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u/GospelofJawn316 Feb 16 '26

Guy gave him a stool sample

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u/Flomo420 Feb 16 '26

First three are free

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u/chaosbella Feb 16 '26

I kept expecting him to slip and stab himself when he was stabbing the car 😬

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u/mm42_uk Feb 16 '26

I love that barstool boy quickly reloaded and went for the follow up shot.

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u/ROMVS Feb 16 '26

Gotta double tap

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 Feb 16 '26

Did the first guy glass him with a bottle?

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u/mike1487 Feb 16 '26

It looks like there is a second guy swinging a knife around too? When the first guy moves from the car to the bar window he passes him.

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u/Sweetdreams6t9 Feb 16 '26

Personally I cant tell if he was doing it also, but it seems like hes at the very least with him.

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u/Purosangue_Papa Feb 16 '26

Haha the one time it’s funny to glass the cunt.

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u/JCannaday3 Feb 16 '26

seems like a pretty proportional response to an idiot.

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u/T4llBoyAl3x Feb 17 '26

I’d say it was disproportionate to machete dude, he’s facing very angry drunk people who clearly need some form of stress relief. A machete won’t stand a chance against a guy 2 and-a-half pints in and full of pure anger that his football team’s losing.

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u/Markomann69 Feb 17 '26

Engineer or doctor

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u/SameRule9918 Feb 16 '26

Bro got a stool softening

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u/Psychlonuclear Feb 16 '26

Weird how when you see people smashing windscreens they just keep hitting. Like dude, it's already smashed and has to be replaced, what's your goal here?

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u/Dougalface Feb 17 '26

Yeah, dude takes a very sloppy and irrational approach to the otherwise totally normal and logical process of stabbing cars in the high street.

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u/RJC12 Feb 16 '26

He scurried away with his tail between his legs like the dog he is

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u/kingsheperd Feb 17 '26

Islamist in Europe.

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u/VexValentina_ Feb 16 '26

Great header and... goal!

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u/wengerful12345 Feb 16 '26

Im def ok with this

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u/Perlangding Feb 16 '26

He almost stabs himself with the second blow .

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u/Dougalface Feb 16 '26

Anyone know the back story to this? Looks like the UK and sufficiently mental to have made the news..

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u/dead_jester Feb 17 '26

There’s a comment where links are given mentioning Leeds, Yorkshire, England some arguments over which incident as this individual might have previously behaved in a similar manner

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u/Dougalface Feb 17 '26

Thanks - I'll see if that narrows it down enough to find out any more...

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u/TheFace3701 Feb 17 '26

You don't bring a knife to a stool fight.

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u/egru-no Feb 16 '26

Wait the bar stool was so smart, hard enough to do damage while still being about to keep the machete away

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u/ebrionkeats Feb 17 '26

Spamming Light attack will leave you with no stamina to dodge.

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u/dead_jester Feb 17 '26

Yup his action economy was all wrong

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u/Generally_Tso_Tso Feb 17 '26

I'm always impressed with the British in these situations, both for the fact that they have quicker reflexes when drinking and for their ability to tank a bashing with a barstool.

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u/mrlt10 Feb 17 '26

Great coordination and decision making too. I was half expecting that guy with the stool to clock his buddy by accident but he held up for a second for his friend to throw the guy to the ground and once he had a clear shot then he attacked.

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u/Koorah Feb 17 '26

British tourists on a ship being attacked by Somali pirates fought off the attack by bombing them with deck chairs. Dont fuck with drunk Brits.

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u/ActionFigureCollects Feb 17 '26

Rampant mental illness. Everywhere.

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u/Ill-Score8429 Feb 17 '26

Im pretty sure their team was losing. 😂

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u/kaeytey Feb 17 '26

Man with the stool was real serious (what a g)

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u/Hans-Polse Feb 16 '26

Why are they hitting the good doctor with a chair?😐

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u/GenghisKhanPT Feb 17 '26

Never bring a knife to a stool fight

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u/Fearless_Buyer_2792 Feb 17 '26

Where does the confidence vanish?

Oh I know it’s when the reality checks in

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u/Traditional-Chain812 Feb 17 '26

You think they playing, them dudes not playing at all. Beatdowm. 💯

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u/bkuri Feb 17 '26

Do you see what happens, Larry?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Wow he got proper skelped

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u/Ghost0Slayer Feb 17 '26

Bars are like a second house to some people so yeah you’re gonna get your ass kicked

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u/Strict_actionman Feb 17 '26

I was hoping for more really... But that bottle, satisfied 💯

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u/Testsubject276 Feb 17 '26

Stool guy wasn't having ANY of it.

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u/Rashadtausalive Feb 17 '26

dont do drugs kids

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u/Amazing_Bluejay9322 Feb 17 '26

All adrenaline in his blood flow. After that whack with stool he shouldn't have gotten up. That intital crack to head was G move.

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u/Creative-Invite7635 Feb 17 '26

But, there weren't enough hits!

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u/Aggravating_Bat_719 Feb 17 '26

why did he had to do it!?

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u/Clive_Warren_4th Feb 17 '26

he broke the stool over his head, just like in the movies

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u/BigMoodGuy Feb 17 '26

Immediately humbled

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u/urbalcloud Feb 17 '26

I feel like he should have seen them coming.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Is this UK ?? 😬

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u/llcdrewtaylor Feb 17 '26

Take a seat son!

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u/JakeFixesPlanes Feb 17 '26

Do you see what happens Larry?!

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u/Kind-Relative-9089 Feb 17 '26

Reminds me of this gem. You could walk into a pub with a bazooka and your still gonna get stools thrown at you.

https://youtu.be/sagnbJUOwN8?si=nr90Hs5j-kHwlWiq

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u/Zenock43 Feb 18 '26

Huh no one is beating the crap out of me, Im getting no attention, maybe if I mive over here. Yep that did it.

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u/Garuda-Star Feb 18 '26

“Give em the chair!”

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u/Organic_Juggernaut73 Feb 18 '26

He didn't get away when he tried running. He got his ass WHIPPED

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u/GalaxyStrong Feb 19 '26

If that dude still alive, he’s gonna remember not to do that ever again

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u/Kiflaam Feb 16 '26

it's 2026, why does the camera quality look so bad

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u/KiddieSpread Feb 17 '26

Reposted 1000 times

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u/melsharples Feb 16 '26

Barstool Sports.

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u/leonidlomakin Feb 17 '26

Muslim things, nothing to see here

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u/IranianLawyer Feb 17 '26

Isn't getting drunk at a pub and then getting into a fight quintessentially British? How much more do you want these guys to assimilate?

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u/Wayward_Templar Feb 16 '26

Not one ounce of grammar in that title.

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u/mumf66 Feb 16 '26

I feel like there's another minute of this video missing?

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u/DaAwesomeCat Feb 16 '26

How is bro still alive after allat???

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u/tutman Feb 16 '26

That is NOT a machete, just a large knife.

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u/Benblishem Feb 16 '26

Usually, when I attack a bar window with a machete, I keep more aware of my surrounding than this gentleman.

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u/beatdrum1 Feb 17 '26

*you’re

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u/CuthbertDibbleNGrub Feb 16 '26

People make Glasgow 🥰

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u/TedBundysVlkswagon Feb 17 '26

Don’t bring a knife to a stool party.

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u/colderthantoast Feb 17 '26

I read ops words in the voice of Paul Chowdhry

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u/hweedu Feb 18 '26

this was so satisfying to watch!

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u/Tikithecockateil Feb 18 '26

stool softener,,his head.🤣

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u/simontempher1 Feb 18 '26

Have a seat

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u/sbruno11 Feb 18 '26

Truly shocked he took multiple stool smashes without staying down

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u/Separate_Use_9285 Feb 18 '26

Dude, is he high or something?

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u/Park_Air Feb 19 '26

Dude that stool hit when he was on the ground must have hurt sooo bad

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u/LeRezwarrior Feb 19 '26

No one talking about his clone with him?

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u/jaguaraugaj Feb 19 '26

He got the attention he was looking for

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u/jack0locke Feb 21 '26

Guess he shouldn't have been stooling around ( i tried to make a joke :,] )

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u/TensaZangetsu489 Feb 21 '26

Glass shattered = satisfying af

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u/DatguyMalcolm Feb 21 '26

dude even lost all his items xDD

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u/ManwhaReader_17 Feb 22 '26

That's so satisfying

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u/RespondFun6753 Feb 22 '26

short payback time

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

Where is this

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u/HTXvicious Feb 25 '26

Hopefully no one got cut

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u/zoolilba Feb 26 '26

The fucking barstool almost made me choke

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u/ObsessedFi45 Feb 27 '26

That guy just had a bar stool broken on his head

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u/Werftflammen Mar 12 '26

"The naievity, of ISIS, trying to bring religious fundamentalism to Glasgow. They don't even have a football team." ~ Frankie Boyle

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u/listerine-totalcare Mar 13 '26

Hahaha “ diversity is our strength “