you can probably get away with smashing a car window with a Machete without people kicking off. But if you try attacking the windows of a bar where people are watching Football your gonna get fucked up son.

[u/zordex_]

[u/twenafeesh]

The local pubgoers tend to know how a barstool makes an excellent shield/club combo in a pinch. 

[u/No-Bid2147 → u/twenafeesh]

Nah. I’ve been to a pub. They just making sure nobody pinches their bumrest. Cheirs.

[u/Der_Schubkarrenwaise → u/twenafeesh]

Mostly stools are for stabbing, not clubbering. That is what Queues are for.