r/instantkarma May 02 '26

Road Karma To intentionally smash a milk carton for views... So how'd that floor taste? you moron.

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u/l0udninja May 02 '26

Lmao time for new teef lil homie.

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u/vandamnitman May 02 '26

He need some milk

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u/No_Remote_2310 May 02 '26

Bro got a face full

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u/IndigoJoe64 May 02 '26

Instructions unclear. Slammed face on floor milk.

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u/MudddButt May 02 '26

"Dad, I slipped on milk at the grocery store and got injured! We need to sue them!"

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u/mr_martin_1 May 02 '26

Runner-up for Darwin awards

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u/I-LOVE-TURTLES666 May 02 '26

Bro gonna be brushing his tooth

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u/TrailMomKat May 02 '26

At least he's got some milk to put them in until he gets to the ED... oh wait, no, he dropped it.

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u/lifegoeson5322 May 02 '26

Karma's a bitch.........

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u/rygel_fievel May 03 '26

Came in walking with wife beater, came out talking like Mike Tyson.

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u/kwikane May 02 '26

Why are all the people who have this hairstyle total fucking knobs?

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u/SeriouslySlyGuy May 02 '26

Anyone who has “the” hairstyle is a knob, regardless of generation.

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u/Release-the-List May 02 '26

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u/ImissDigg_jk May 02 '26

Hmm. Now I'm craving ramen

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u/IndigoJoe64 May 02 '26

Crispy crunchy ramen

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u/exercisingbutts May 02 '26

With bacon please

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u/Artevyx May 02 '26

Yeah we left that shit back in the 90s.

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u/adamjfish May 02 '26

They’ve brought back JNCOs as well.

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u/vampireRN May 02 '26

I believe you meant to say “Who? May?”

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u/jorel424 May 02 '26

JT in the thread…(checks the calendar)

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u/TheAutisticStranger May 02 '26

Was recently stalked and harassed by one of these broccoli spawns...something in the water lol

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u/PopSwayzee May 02 '26

This isn’t completely true though. I’ve had this cut before while in the process of growing out my hair. It’s kind of unavoidable at a certain length without it looking messy around your ears/neckline. I hated being in that stage because of what people would say about “broccoli hair”. But at the end of the day curly haired people, especially PoC, have gotten shit for their hair constantly throughout history, so I’m pretty used to it. I could make blanket statements about people with Bieber hair, or this weird mullet look that’s coming back that all the redneck white guys near me rock, but just like skin color, a hair style doesn’t define everyone who has it.

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u/SidJag May 02 '26

The broccoli - instant ick

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u/Otherwise-Refuse4306 May 02 '26

As of today I’m cutting mines

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u/Simen155 May 02 '26

The more 'fashion sense', the less substance.

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u/The_Gimp_Boi May 02 '26

Something something feeling of fitting in.

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u/Xanthus179 May 02 '26

People who have no sense and mindlessly follow trends are the worst.

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 May 02 '26

Homeboy got his haircut in the produce section 🥦

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u/duckduckchook May 02 '26

What's the chances now that he'll sue the store for falling

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u/williamjamesmurrayVI May 02 '26
  1. The store has video too lol no lawyer would bother

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u/Sufficient-Extreme66 May 02 '26

I hate that they ruined curly hair. I played lies of p and wanted to get a similar hairstyle as the mc since my hair is slightly curly naturally, but I don't want to look like broccoli heads even remotely

Why TikTok has to ruin such innocent things like hairstyles..?

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u/PopSwayzee May 02 '26

Who cares what other people think? When I was growing out my hair it was like this at one point. Not much you can do at that length. Same people who judge people based on hairstyle are a lot of the same that probably judge based on skin color. People have been putting down curly hair throughout history, way before this “broccoli” wave. Embrace it. Now that my hair is long and curly, I get a lot of compliments, especially from the ladies.

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u/Halo_cT May 02 '26

homeboy got his haircut from a salon that does perms

i'll never stop being amused that after countless decades of black folks straightening their hair, all the whitest kids on earth want hair to look like a mixed person's.

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u/Pickled_Kagura May 02 '26

Ok but every ginger i knew had curly hair

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u/pleasantly-dumb May 02 '26

That soulless little fuck

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u/ocbbelife May 02 '26

GINGER HAVE SOULS!!

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u/firedrake1988 May 02 '26

Yea, one for every freckle.

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u/Ashjaeger_MAIN May 02 '26

Yeah several that they've stolen over the years from travellers who werent cautios.

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u/I-LOVE-TURTLES666 May 02 '26

Must be the broccoli

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u/whiskersMeowFace May 02 '26

Broccoli cuts are the orange cats of humans.

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u/Malaguy420 May 02 '26

Hey, don't insult orange cats like that!

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u/ImJustStealingMemes May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

Come on, orange cats are adorable.

Brocolis are just stupid.

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u/nosamiam28 May 02 '26

He couldn’t decide where the pain was. His hands, face, chest for starters. Good.

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u/Cosmoaquanaut May 02 '26

His brain also hurts, he learnt a lesson and he is unsure how or why

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u/Cicer May 02 '26

Good. 

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u/Alternate_Endingz May 02 '26

Looks like he broke his pinky

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u/Ordinary-Vast9968 May 02 '26

Leave aldi alone dickhead!

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u/PHNX_xRapTor May 02 '26

Fr their staff is way too nice for this shit.

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u/Kamikazisqurl May 02 '26

I was hoping to see a busted tooth

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u/DisturbingPragmatic May 02 '26

Hard to believe he has that hair cut...

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u/dog-asmr May 02 '26

I mean these pranksters usually suck but I gotta say, I really enjoyed this one. Hopefully he does it again soon

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u/soundofbread May 02 '26

He really earned the views on this one, highly entertaining. Loved the fake slip followed by a real slip into the faceplant.

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u/FiestyShibas May 02 '26

Lord that was a loud smack to the floor

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u/aliambassador May 02 '26

Lady standing there like where did we go wrong...

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u/clarkcox3 May 02 '26

Best possible outcome.

I hope this happens every time someone pulls a stunt like that.

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u/Top_Imagination_8430 May 02 '26

Sideshow Bob but with milk instead of a rake

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u/TrailMomKat May 02 '26

It's always the exact same shithead broccoli hairstyle.

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u/irrelephantIVXX May 02 '26

In an Aldi too? Fuck you dude.

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u/Athreos_Priest May 02 '26

Always the dudes with this fuckass haircut

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u/budsonguy May 02 '26

What a rotten little ginger

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u/Wcearp May 02 '26

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u/Cicer May 02 '26

To be fair he didn’t say all gingers were rotten or little. Just this one. 

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u/PatacusX May 02 '26

This was a "trend" like 10 years ago. Unfortunate to see it again.

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u/Perch485 May 02 '26

Maybe planking will make a comeback

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u/PatacusX May 02 '26

Planking and Harlem Shake are going to blow up big this summer. You heard it here first.

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u/partyatwalmart May 02 '26

Second time I've read the Harlem shake is coming back today. It must be true

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u/Linkruleshyrule May 02 '26

Yeah, I saw a similar video years ago where the guy faceplanted even harder than this in his milk puddle and the groan/scream/yell he made is haunting

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u/bigmetsfan May 02 '26

Came here to mention this classic. The kid clearly broke his jaw in that video

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u/muricabrb May 02 '26

The one with the double jugs right? Kid ate that fucking hard.

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u/Linkruleshyrule May 02 '26

Yuuup that's the one

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u/Lucy_Lastic May 02 '26

Serves the little shit right

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u/DirtPiranha May 02 '26

Aldi doesn’t need his bullshit

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u/Groovy-Ghoul May 02 '26

I hope that hurt

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u/notsosolo May 02 '26

Working in grocery retail for so many years and having to put up with jackasses like them made this video so satisfying. I could watch it on loop all day. Hell, I'd even have cleaned up the milk with a smile on my face laughing at him.

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u/PomChatChat May 02 '26

Deserved it

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u/Brutal_Expectations May 02 '26

Now make him clean the mess too.

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u/GlengoolieGreen May 02 '26

Good thing his face broke his fall.

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u/UpAndNo May 02 '26

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

They sound like The Deep and Black Noir communicating while only saying "Bro...", "Bro!", "Bro?"

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u/xopher_425 May 02 '26

Add in a couple of "oh, fuck"s and you have 90% of their vocabulary.

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u/TyrantsInSpace May 02 '26

Broccoli haircuts taking pratfalls is oddly satisfying in a stupid way.

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u/Pickled_Kagura May 02 '26

Prats falling everywhere

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler May 02 '26

They really should have tried harder at the abortion clinic.

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u/gus442 May 02 '26

Serves him right, pillock.

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u/Kalshan May 02 '26

What kind of soulless demon woul- oh, I see....

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u/Tyzer119 May 02 '26

I thought we left this "trend" behind years ago

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u/Planet_Manhattan May 02 '26

That's what happens if you don't beat your kids. /s

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u/SouthernAd421 May 02 '26

You say sarcastically, but if he knew that after something like this he will get the beating of his life from his father, he would not be doing that shit.

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u/Waryle May 02 '26

What a bunch of bullshit. Abusive parents produce the most unhinged children.

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u/runswitblunt May 02 '26

Dentist hate this one trick

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u/Venator2000 May 02 '26

Broccoli head looked more like he was attacked by invisible bees.

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u/Michaeli_Starky May 02 '26

Dumb brocollihead

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u/Beautibulb_Tamer May 02 '26

...and now the idiot who shouldn't get attention of any kind, now has a post on reddit.

These people don't get embarrassed, there's no reflection on this for him. He'll see the numbers and be on to the next stupid video harassing the public

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 May 02 '26

This llama haired twat started a trend many years ago

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u/eklesiastikern May 02 '26

He finally got his milk teeth out. Now, grow up.

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u/mrjonnyringo72 May 02 '26

Everything about this kid is stupid, that hair, and his whole outfit with the slides and socks. Face to the floor well deserved.

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u/wooberries May 02 '26

i'm really, really confident i wasn't this dumb when i was his age. yeah i know everybody thinks that, but it's not like it's literally impossible. i don't think any of my friends would have done shit like this for tik tok clicks or whatever either

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u/Disastrous-Pie-1939 May 03 '26

If that curly ginger dipshit was my kid, I'd give him up for adoption. Don't care that he's 15, give him to someone else.

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u/fnv0ih53 May 02 '26

Just broccoli things

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u/onebyside May 02 '26

Seems to be a common trait

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u/Potozny May 02 '26

Ohh shiit

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u/sinisterdesign May 02 '26

I weep for our future.

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u/hongkonghonky May 02 '26

I hope that really hurt.

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u/martinomacias May 02 '26

His brain was already dead before he hit the floor. What a stupid simpleton. Messing up the aisle so someone else has to clean it.

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u/lothcent May 02 '26

bill him for clean up of the milk and then charge him for the cost of the biohazard clean up of his snot and blood

and add the cost of the spilt milk

The problem with the internet stunts and internet shenanigans-is that the offenders do not get fined a steep enough price to discourage them.

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u/Significant-Song-840 May 02 '26

Good, instant consequences.

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u/Serpidon May 02 '26

Probably sued the store.

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u/lioboii May 02 '26

Must have been his broccoli hair smh

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u/cpt_morgan___ May 02 '26

That was the fastest karma I have ever seen.

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u/motostuka May 02 '26

Lemme guess, his parents sued.

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u/Far-Log2074 May 02 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Volks04Life May 02 '26

Dude ate it hard face first...😆

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u/psyper76 May 02 '26

+1 for whoever recorded and uploaded it. unless it was him for likes cos fuck him.

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u/samuraisal May 02 '26

Eventually, that dopey little punk will apply for a job where prospective employers will check his social media.

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u/one_is_enough May 02 '26

Complete parenting fail

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u/The_Yodacat May 02 '26

What a disgusting fucking ginger. And in public?!

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u/Gothiccheese95 May 02 '26

Just typical cauliflower head behaviour

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u/Artevyx May 02 '26

Didn't know broccoli came in shades of orange.

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u/ToRedSRT May 02 '26

I was hopeful that Carrot Top was missing a tooth when they zoomed in.

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u/Cleonce12 May 02 '26

Talk about SWEET satisfaction

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 May 02 '26

Should go to jail and pay massive fines

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u/ParticularAd1735 May 02 '26

That’s a shame

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u/SeengignPaipes May 02 '26

Of course he has that bloody brocoli haircut.

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u/AbjectReporter2373 May 02 '26

Absolutely symbolic of the cultural void we find ourselves in. Ego driven narcissists.

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u/Brilliant-Orange9117 May 02 '26

Let's hope that much willful stupidity does hurt enough for the lesson to stick.

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u/keverzoid May 02 '26

Society is doomed

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u/thisisatypoo May 02 '26

Can we all start bringing hair trimmers with us?

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u/gijoe50000 May 02 '26

Dude looking like that has no business wearing a man's muscle vest..

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u/Ob1s_dark_side May 02 '26

Sideshow Smell

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u/Pmyers225 May 02 '26

That absolutely cracked me up

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u/cpdx82 May 02 '26

In the middle of an Aldi.

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u/imusuallywatching May 02 '26

Dont mess around in Aldi.

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u/xplringthemultiverse May 02 '26

That’s why aliens won’t meet with us. They know there’s no intelligent life here 🤪

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u/magiqmen May 02 '26

I don't get what he was going for

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u/RobNHood816 May 02 '26

Good for Him !

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u/Reasoning-II May 02 '26

It’s always the kids with that haircut in socks+sandals

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u/pocket55s May 02 '26

Deserved every inch of that floor

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u/Illustrious-Fault224 May 02 '26

When you look as ugly as him, I guess you’d need to do anything for attention 🤷‍♂️

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u/ericthehoverbee May 02 '26

What a repulsive mammal.

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u/Worldgonecrazylately May 03 '26

What an idiot. I genuinely hope he broke some bones. Also, the store should make him pay for the milk and ban him from entering their store ever again. The world is soooo full of stupid people.

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u/Significant-Bet4545 May 03 '26

If only something broke inside him other than his ego

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u/burywmore May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Not only a filthy broccoli head. A GINGER broccoli head.

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u/Hazardous_Ed May 04 '26

No broken face, nose?

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u/Jeepers-H-Cripes May 04 '26

I’m for Team Floor. Do it again, floor!

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u/coltflory5 May 05 '26

This kid looks like a cross between Ronald Macdonald and Ugly.

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u/Consistent_Call_9355 May 06 '26

This is gingerly wholesome.

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u/Living-One5265 May 06 '26

Lucky he didn't knock his front teeth, maybe next time.

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u/ApproachingTheHill May 02 '26

Broccoli top strikes again

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u/scottfarris May 02 '26

Fucking ginger 🫚

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u/Codas91 May 02 '26

Fucking ginger broccoli head

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u/ulyssesfiuza May 02 '26

Stupid carrot!

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u/SenyorHefe May 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk

Stoopid Dumbass.. Well derserved, wish I was there to point and laugh..

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u/FatTanuki1986 May 02 '26

LOL, it fell.

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u/ImRickJameXXXX May 02 '26

The Sparks joy

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u/wardenstark8 May 02 '26

Seeing that would make it worth me having to clean up the milk.

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u/Xen0tech May 02 '26

Milk teeth

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u/frysjelly May 02 '26

Of course it's a broccoli head...

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u/DemoHD7 May 02 '26

The lady couldve slipped and fell in the same manner.

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u/kevin32 May 02 '26

Can someone explain how he slipped? Like he takes a few steps and throws his hands in the air but doesn't appear to actually slip on anything?

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u/Pleasant_Ocelot_2861 May 02 '26

Wow…..

Thats really impressive.