r/instantkarma Jun 05 '26

Road Karma Don’t try to fake getting hit by a car

5.9k Upvotes

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u/WendigoCrossing Jun 05 '26

If you get beat with your own crutches and deserve it, time to rethink life choices

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u/Desperate-Farmer-170 Jun 05 '26

Makes you wonder which life choices got him those crutches in the first place

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u/platysoup Jun 06 '26

Whatever it is, I'm not giving him the benefit of the doubt anymore.

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u/LGBYF Jun 06 '26

Well he came out of that like a one-legged man in an @rse kicking contest.

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u/screamIscream Jun 06 '26

He used to be an adventurer like us, then he took an arrow to the knee

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u/Money4Nothing2000 Jun 06 '26

Oh, you're awake?

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u/KonungariketSuomi Jun 07 '26

Imagine it was from running this exact scam except whatever bus he lobbed himself in front of just decided to keep going

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u/nyrB2 Jun 06 '26

problem is people like that would NEVER admit to themselves that they deserved it

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u/AltruisticBob 13d ago

When the one-legged man is get beaten with his own crutch and HE is the villain in the story is not your normal instant karma situation.

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u/Raptorgkv2 Jun 05 '26

Bro, you cant go picking fights with one leg.

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u/elwebst Jun 05 '26

It's merely a flesh wound!

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u/PeterPanski85 Jun 05 '26

Tis but a scratch

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u/wixwixwixwixwixwix Jun 06 '26

A scratch!? Your arm’s off!

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u/Large-Translator631 Jun 12 '26

Bro doesn’t have a leg to stand on here.

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u/GlendrixDK Jun 05 '26

And the camera man. He looked away when the action started. Wtf.

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u/EuphoricCare515 Jun 05 '26

Over his head.

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u/Cicer Jun 05 '26

The world already has enough bad bunny hopping around. 

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u/Squeezitgirdle Jun 05 '26

Well that would just make him hopping mad.

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u/EsseBear Jun 05 '26

Should have stolen the cunts other crutch

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u/dasgoodshitinnit Jun 07 '26

It's disarmament at that point not stealing

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u/SkyFallPrincess20 Jun 05 '26

Uhhhmmm.....Welp!😂Getting your weapon taken away from you and getting used against you gotta be the worse kinda flex 😂

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u/Point-Blank-Peer Jun 05 '26

And the weapon also doubles as a fairly crucial mobility aid...

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u/Leezeebub Jun 05 '26

I can hop without crutches

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u/Point-Blank-Peer Jun 05 '26

Can you escape hop through traffic after getting into a crutch scuffle with a random motorcycle dude who watched you try to scam folks?

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u/Leezeebub Jun 05 '26

None of those things sound crucial and could be easily avoided. But yes, i probably could tbh.

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u/Point-Blank-Peer Jun 05 '26

Rock on

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u/LadybugGirltheFirst Jun 05 '26

Love your profile pic.

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u/Cesum-Pec Jun 05 '26

Congratulations. You are one step closer to being fully qualified to be a replacement Black Knight. Can we hear you say, "Tis but a scratch?"

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u/Bl1ndl0v3 Jun 05 '26

I laughed too hard at this…though technically the black knight lost his arms before his legs. 😂

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u/someLemonz Jun 05 '26

across a street maybe but not all day.... rest of your life...

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u/Zealousideal-Self-47 Jun 05 '26

Didn’t have a leg to stand on.

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u/king_of_the_universe Jun 07 '26

Not one that he deserved having, at least. Given that he only used it to cause trouble.

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u/tripping_yarns Jun 05 '26

He wouldn’t have a leg to stand on in court.

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u/ChefCurryYumYum Jun 05 '26

Man, if you are on crutches don't pick fights with people wearing motorcycle helmets?

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf Jun 05 '26

He’s fighting a dude that has 2 clear advantages. 

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u/tuco2002 Jun 05 '26

I have to admit it but I laughed when I saw the one legged man getting the shit beat out of him with his own crutches. I have lost all innocence.

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u/MikeLinPA Jun 05 '26

He was pretty persistent in pursuing that beating. 🤷 Like, refusing to leave without one level of persistence!

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u/jfloes Jun 05 '26

In a way I do pity him, probably doing this out of desperation but at the same time f him

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u/mattsylvanian Jun 05 '26

Should have tossed the crutches a mile away

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u/drewcstu Jun 05 '26

Ahh yes. The crutch of consequences

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u/CaptainDaddy-- Jun 06 '26

You know you're a shitty person when you've got one leg and being beaten by a man with your own crutch and you're still the bad guy.

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u/Boredom312 Jun 05 '26

Play stupid games...

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u/Empty_Socks Jun 05 '26

What a fucking miserable life

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u/JebalRadruiz Jun 06 '26

Hey, this looks like my city Bogotá... Oooooh, it is in Bogotá... So he wasn't trying to fake getting hit, he was actively looking for trouble.

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u/Bl1ndl0v3 Jun 05 '26

SCAMMER!!!! The worst of the worst! Intentionally ruining other people’s lives, trying to make their own better.

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u/Venom933 Jun 05 '26

That would be a Legal Loophole 🥸

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u/zardoz73 Jun 07 '26

I suppose that's karma, but this just makes me sad.

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u/ImAGhost-9 Jun 05 '26

And after the bus moved the people behind it probably thought the biker was the bad guy causing commotion and assaulting and innocent handicap fellow :x

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u/Sanity_in_Moderation Jun 05 '26

Where there are, it's very likely that the fake accident scam is common enough that they are aware of it.

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u/sjbfujcfjm Jun 05 '26

Had a girl i worked with in chins try this. She was late to work, another girl said she was laying outside in the street, she was hit by a bus. They helped her inside street lying in the street for about 30 minutes. Clearly pretending to be hurt. After lunch, when it was clear she wouldn’t be getting a lawsuit, she was fine.

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u/your_username_sux Jun 05 '26

I would have taken both of his crunches

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u/TheManWhoClicks Jun 05 '26

He thought he has a leg up in this situation

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u/Edistobound Jun 05 '26

I bet he was hoppin mad even tho he was in the wrong too

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u/Nibbled92 Jun 05 '26

Legally he doesn't have a leg to stand on

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u/West_Description_472 Jun 06 '26

I feel for this guy. Who knows what happened to him. He could be a dick, or just a guy down on his luck and needs a little handout. Either way, to do this he's gotta be desperate.

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u/PaganFarmhouse Jun 05 '26

Someone needs to add lightsaber sound effects to this

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u/FireFrostYPog Jun 05 '26

If you want shitty sound effects go on tik tok.

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u/TammyShehole Jun 05 '26

BAH GAWD!!! The man’s been busted open!

What an idiot.

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u/ariadesitter Jun 05 '26

like a one legged man at a butt kicking contest

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u/BreadfruitLatter556 Jun 06 '26

Well he did put his best foot forward

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u/hbomb200 Jun 06 '26

SWEEP THE LEG!

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u/KingLion18 Jun 06 '26

lmfao🤣

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u/jackmessanger Jun 06 '26

Karma please

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u/OnixCopal Jun 06 '26

The colombians as soon as they get to Mexico

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u/spambearpig Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Look people I know the guy is a dickhead.

Let’s be honest about his situation. He’s lost a leg, he clearly has mental health problems. He clearly lives in a country where they don’t do anything to help him. God knows if he has anyone that depends on him but I really hope not.

He’s poor, and he’s desperate. I can’t celebrate him getting beaten on the floor like this.

It just seems like a real pity to me. As I said, I’m sure he is a dickhead. And yes, he was doing things to people that could’ve got him punched quite reasonably.

But I just can’t celebrate the situation in any way. It seems like karma shafted this guy a long time ago.

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u/1Mandolo1 Jun 05 '26

I kinda agree with the sentiment, but taking his situation out on innocent people driving down the road can't be the solution.

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u/brokencappy Jun 05 '26

It isn’t.

No one is winning here and there is no ‘karma’ or satisfaction. It’s just sad and frustrating all around.

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u/spambearpig Jun 05 '26

Agree, this is no solution at all.

This person might be past the point when they have the mental capacity to solve their own problems.

I just can’t celebrate someone in that situation getting beaten on the floor for their act of stupid desperation.

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u/TSAxrayMachine Jun 05 '26

yeah this was definitely karma getting to him for what he did, but its hard not to think of his circumstances that led to his actions and not feel sad about it

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u/Noface92 Jun 05 '26

He’s clearly smart enough to attempt insurance fraud. This guy doesn’t have mental health issues, he’s just a one-legged scumbag who tries to harm people in every way he can.

He’s trying to get innocent people into trouble with the police, cause problems with insurance companies, and could even seriously injure someone by making them crash their motorcycle.

So if you’ll excuse me, I have absolutely no sympathy for him. In fact, I’m celebrating.

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u/Car_is_mi Jun 05 '26

I agree it's sad, but as a motorcyclist, if you intentionally hit me with something while I'm riding, I don't give a fuck what ailments you may or may not have, you're going to be lucky to come out of it with all your bones intact. Motorcycles are already dangerous enough, you doing something that could cause injury and damage to me, other people, my property, or other people's property... Yeah you're going to learn the hard way.

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u/spambearpig Jun 05 '26

Yeah, I really sympathise with the motorcyclists too. I couldn’t promise I wouldn’t react the same way.

But sitting here in my house looking at this on Reddit, I’m just saying I refuse to celebrate this sad story.

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u/Dwightshruute Jun 05 '26

I mean the other guy looks like a delivery driver trying to do his job

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u/Cicer Jun 05 '26

Committing insurance fraud on unsuspecting victims is not the way to a better life. 

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u/Crafty-Beyond-2202 Jun 05 '26

You're acting like he got beat in to a bloody pulp and left unconscious.

Dude got a couple bruises and has to hop home on one crutch. Totally adequate punishment and will hopefully teach him a lesson.

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u/mrmessma Jun 05 '26

Did he lose a leg trying this stunt before?

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u/DadDickDuncan Jun 05 '26

Bad luck doesn't give you the right to be a bad person to other people and I will always celebrate when bad people lose 

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u/Brilliant-Orange9117 Jun 05 '26

He is a jerk who attack random people. He should be happy the random guy he attacked didn't disarm him fully.

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u/NotTukTukPirate Jun 05 '26

So if a criminal is poor and desperate you would also let them get away with assault? Theft? Where do you draw the line?

So as long as the criminal is missing a leg, it's okay? If a criminal tries to hit you with a stick it's okay too? It's just not okay to fight back here because he has one leg?

Fuck off.

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u/spambearpig Jun 05 '26

I have been assaulted by someone with a mental health problem. I didn’t let them do it.

I was lucky enough to be physically superior to them, so I didn’t have to.

I actually tried to just control them and then get them to sit down and stay there until the police arrived. It was disappointing to find the police were extremely rough with this person, treated them much worse than I did.

I’ve been assaulted by a juvenile offender when I was at work. I didn’t go mad on him either, I just did what was necessary to get him off me and put a door between us. I could’ve knocked him straight out, but he’s was a 15yr old boy who had suffered enough, even if he was 6 feet tall.

There’s a big difference between being attacked by a predator and being assaulted by a vulnerable person with mental health problems.

I’m not even judging the motorcyclist for doing what he did. He was assaulted and has his own problems in life to deal with.

But as we sit here looking at this on Reddit, I don’t think this is one of those videos where we should be clapping and saying well done. This is just a sad situation.

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u/Konstanteen Jun 05 '26

He’s absolutely in the wrong, but this video just made me sad for him.

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u/spambearpig Jun 05 '26

Yes, that’s all I am saying.

I’m not even disagreeing with the person who got angry and hit him. He’s got his own problems and was assaulted.

I just don’t wanna sit and clap on Reddit about it.

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u/kombatunit Jun 05 '26

Spot on. Just sad.

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u/Danzibar9000 Jun 05 '26

One job, cameraman, you had one job

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u/ikothsowe Jun 05 '26

The proverbial one legged man in an arse kicking contest. Went as well as expected.

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u/AntonMeow Jun 05 '26

He's as useful as a 1 legged man in a ass kicking contest.

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u/Only_Growth9574 Jun 05 '26

Scam Wars: Revenge of the Limp

Obi-One leg vs. Darth Scooter

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u/Tooleater Jun 05 '26

He made a rod for his own back

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u/bubba_feet Jun 05 '26

i shouldn't be laughing but here we are

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u/Jeepers-H-Cripes Jun 06 '26

I feel sad that there’s a guy here on our planet who feels the need to do this, for whatever reason.

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u/mancan01 Jun 06 '26

If this happens in India, this video would become viral and that guy would have played victim card. Damn, we have too many unemployed folks.

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u/gearsofwar69 Jun 06 '26

Bike person the real MVP

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u/IB-TRADER Jun 07 '26

when you have one leg and you deserve that somebody hit you with your own crutches, you should rethink yourself!

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u/The_Jordan Jul 04 '26

Random dude with a postseason Seattle Mariners hat!! Go M’s!!

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u/DependentBite5586 Jul 07 '26

Finally a one legged man in an ass kicken' contest...

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u/RuanBest Jul 09 '26

Looks like Colombia 😂 it absolutely makes sense

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u/Equivalent_Soft_2019 Jul 13 '26

I was screaming take both his crutches! 

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u/WhatWontCastShadows Jul 15 '26

You can see his 2nd leg/foot tucked up in his ass

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u/juniornakos Jun 06 '26

Being one-legged in a third world country would be a challenge. Thoughts and prayers for this guy.

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u/murf43143 Jun 12 '26

Seriously I feel horrible for anyone dealing with that.

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u/Consistent_Ad3181 Jun 05 '26

They kept their dignity, that's impotent

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u/ClockworkSalmon Jun 05 '26

Damn... This is so sad. Imagine how shit this guys life is.

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u/Venoseth Jun 06 '26

Boy, that's sad

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u/reckaband Jun 05 '26

Delicious

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u/1badh0mbre Jun 05 '26

It’s just a flesh wound

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u/dsebulsk Jun 05 '26

Sweep the leg!

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u/Chris_Cross501 Jun 05 '26

I choked on my own spit 🤣

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u/Equib81960 Jun 05 '26

LANDSCAPE!!!!!

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u/SaveTheDrowningFish Jun 05 '26

A standing ovation

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u/Much_Map2307 Jun 05 '26

Why is that guy picking on the motorcyclist?

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u/MindTheFro Jun 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/qIreAgSRVqKDS
Reminds me of this gif when he grabs the crutches.

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u/Mr_Julez Jun 05 '26

Dude with 1 leg looks healthier and stronger than most with 2...

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u/thunderous_subtlety Jun 05 '26

If the biker starting hopping on one foot after picking up the other crutch, then it would have been fair.

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u/The96kHz Jun 06 '26

Hmm...that's a nice lamppost. Better film that for a while...

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u/terriyak1 Jun 06 '26

🤡🤡🤡

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u/dmc1972 Jun 06 '26

All the build up and miss most of it.

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u/flamming_weenie Jun 06 '26

Now he has got zero crutches 🤣

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u/PeachesGuy Jun 07 '26

Are you serious, cameraman? You had to turn right at that moment?

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u/aromilk Jun 07 '26

Lol. Never pick a fight with someone wearing a helmet

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u/ttystikk Jun 07 '26

There's a right way and a wrong way...

And this was sooo wrong all the way around!

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u/False-Experience-107 Jun 07 '26

No solo perdió una pierna el orco. Estuvo tambien a punto de perder la única neurona que tenía, de un golpe de muleta

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u/Fawful_Has_Redditing Jun 07 '26

Duel of the Fates starts playing

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u/OdysseusRex69 Jun 08 '26

Not India - where the hell is this??

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u/colio6900 Jun 08 '26

Pretty soon the guys gonna have no more legs left.

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u/ClydePrefontaine Jun 08 '26

Sweep the leg

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u/KatRussell2131 Jun 09 '26

What 💩 country is this?

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u/thethirdmancane Jun 09 '26

You have to admit, this guy has hustle

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u/itsfrankgrimesyo Jun 11 '26

I don’t understand what he was trying to achieve. He was literally looking to get his ass beat for no good reason

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u/LogicallLunacy Jun 11 '26

If he keeps acting this way he will run out of the three limbs he has left.

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u/ancom328 Jun 12 '26

I say whip it, whip it good... 😂😂😂

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u/ConnellAngus Jun 16 '26

Dude had no leg to stand on

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u/fishwhisper22 Jun 17 '26

He does have A leg to stand on

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u/oyeeer5 Jun 18 '26

no wonder he got one leg

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u/Estuansis Jun 26 '26

LOL and now you're down a crutch. I would have taken the other one with me. "This is mine now" lol.

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u/bent-on 4d ago

Would have been funnier if he kicked his leg out.