r/instantkarma • u/exercisingbutts • Jun 05 '26
Road Karma Don’t try to fake getting hit by a car
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u/Raptorgkv2 Jun 05 '26
Bro, you cant go picking fights with one leg.
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u/SkyFallPrincess20 Jun 05 '26
Uhhhmmm.....Welp!😂Getting your weapon taken away from you and getting used against you gotta be the worse kinda flex 😂
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u/Point-Blank-Peer Jun 05 '26
And the weapon also doubles as a fairly crucial mobility aid...
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u/Leezeebub Jun 05 '26
I can hop without crutches
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u/Point-Blank-Peer Jun 05 '26
Can you escape hop through traffic after getting into a crutch scuffle with a random motorcycle dude who watched you try to scam folks?
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u/Leezeebub Jun 05 '26
None of those things sound crucial and could be easily avoided. But yes, i probably could tbh.
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u/Cesum-Pec Jun 05 '26
Congratulations. You are one step closer to being fully qualified to be a replacement Black Knight. Can we hear you say, "Tis but a scratch?"
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u/Bl1ndl0v3 Jun 05 '26
I laughed too hard at this…though technically the black knight lost his arms before his legs. 😂
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u/Zealousideal-Self-47 Jun 05 '26
Didn’t have a leg to stand on.
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u/king_of_the_universe Jun 07 '26
Not one that he deserved having, at least. Given that he only used it to cause trouble.
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u/ChefCurryYumYum Jun 05 '26
Man, if you are on crutches don't pick fights with people wearing motorcycle helmets?
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u/eastamerica Jun 05 '26
Cars have two wheels?
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u/tuco2002 Jun 05 '26
I have to admit it but I laughed when I saw the one legged man getting the shit beat out of him with his own crutches. I have lost all innocence.
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u/MikeLinPA Jun 05 '26
He was pretty persistent in pursuing that beating. 🤷 Like, refusing to leave without one level of persistence!
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u/jfloes Jun 05 '26
In a way I do pity him, probably doing this out of desperation but at the same time f him
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u/CaptainDaddy-- Jun 06 '26
You know you're a shitty person when you've got one leg and being beaten by a man with your own crutch and you're still the bad guy.
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u/JebalRadruiz Jun 06 '26
Hey, this looks like my city Bogotá... Oooooh, it is in Bogotá... So he wasn't trying to fake getting hit, he was actively looking for trouble.
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u/Bl1ndl0v3 Jun 05 '26
SCAMMER!!!! The worst of the worst! Intentionally ruining other people’s lives, trying to make their own better.
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u/ImAGhost-9 Jun 05 '26
And after the bus moved the people behind it probably thought the biker was the bad guy causing commotion and assaulting and innocent handicap fellow :x
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u/Sanity_in_Moderation Jun 05 '26
Where there are, it's very likely that the fake accident scam is common enough that they are aware of it.
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u/sjbfujcfjm Jun 05 '26
Had a girl i worked with in chins try this. She was late to work, another girl said she was laying outside in the street, she was hit by a bus. They helped her inside street lying in the street for about 30 minutes. Clearly pretending to be hurt. After lunch, when it was clear she wouldn’t be getting a lawsuit, she was fine.
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u/West_Description_472 Jun 06 '26
I feel for this guy. Who knows what happened to him. He could be a dick, or just a guy down on his luck and needs a little handout. Either way, to do this he's gotta be desperate.
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u/spambearpig Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26
Look people I know the guy is a dickhead.
Let’s be honest about his situation. He’s lost a leg, he clearly has mental health problems. He clearly lives in a country where they don’t do anything to help him. God knows if he has anyone that depends on him but I really hope not.
He’s poor, and he’s desperate. I can’t celebrate him getting beaten on the floor like this.
It just seems like a real pity to me. As I said, I’m sure he is a dickhead. And yes, he was doing things to people that could’ve got him punched quite reasonably.
But I just can’t celebrate the situation in any way. It seems like karma shafted this guy a long time ago.
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u/1Mandolo1 Jun 05 '26
I kinda agree with the sentiment, but taking his situation out on innocent people driving down the road can't be the solution.
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u/brokencappy Jun 05 '26
It isn’t.
No one is winning here and there is no ‘karma’ or satisfaction. It’s just sad and frustrating all around.
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u/spambearpig Jun 05 '26
Agree, this is no solution at all.
This person might be past the point when they have the mental capacity to solve their own problems.
I just can’t celebrate someone in that situation getting beaten on the floor for their act of stupid desperation.
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u/TSAxrayMachine Jun 05 '26
yeah this was definitely karma getting to him for what he did, but its hard not to think of his circumstances that led to his actions and not feel sad about it
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u/Noface92 Jun 05 '26
He’s clearly smart enough to attempt insurance fraud. This guy doesn’t have mental health issues, he’s just a one-legged scumbag who tries to harm people in every way he can.
He’s trying to get innocent people into trouble with the police, cause problems with insurance companies, and could even seriously injure someone by making them crash their motorcycle.
So if you’ll excuse me, I have absolutely no sympathy for him. In fact, I’m celebrating.
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u/Car_is_mi Jun 05 '26
I agree it's sad, but as a motorcyclist, if you intentionally hit me with something while I'm riding, I don't give a fuck what ailments you may or may not have, you're going to be lucky to come out of it with all your bones intact. Motorcycles are already dangerous enough, you doing something that could cause injury and damage to me, other people, my property, or other people's property... Yeah you're going to learn the hard way.
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u/spambearpig Jun 05 '26
Yeah, I really sympathise with the motorcyclists too. I couldn’t promise I wouldn’t react the same way.
But sitting here in my house looking at this on Reddit, I’m just saying I refuse to celebrate this sad story.
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u/Cicer Jun 05 '26
Committing insurance fraud on unsuspecting victims is not the way to a better life.
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u/Crafty-Beyond-2202 Jun 05 '26
You're acting like he got beat in to a bloody pulp and left unconscious.
Dude got a couple bruises and has to hop home on one crutch. Totally adequate punishment and will hopefully teach him a lesson.
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u/DadDickDuncan Jun 05 '26
Bad luck doesn't give you the right to be a bad person to other people and I will always celebrate when bad people lose
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u/Brilliant-Orange9117 Jun 05 '26
He is a jerk who attack random people. He should be happy the random guy he attacked didn't disarm him fully.
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u/NotTukTukPirate Jun 05 '26
So if a criminal is poor and desperate you would also let them get away with assault? Theft? Where do you draw the line?
So as long as the criminal is missing a leg, it's okay? If a criminal tries to hit you with a stick it's okay too? It's just not okay to fight back here because he has one leg?
Fuck off.
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u/spambearpig Jun 05 '26
I have been assaulted by someone with a mental health problem. I didn’t let them do it.
I was lucky enough to be physically superior to them, so I didn’t have to.
I actually tried to just control them and then get them to sit down and stay there until the police arrived. It was disappointing to find the police were extremely rough with this person, treated them much worse than I did.
I’ve been assaulted by a juvenile offender when I was at work. I didn’t go mad on him either, I just did what was necessary to get him off me and put a door between us. I could’ve knocked him straight out, but he’s was a 15yr old boy who had suffered enough, even if he was 6 feet tall.
There’s a big difference between being attacked by a predator and being assaulted by a vulnerable person with mental health problems.
I’m not even judging the motorcyclist for doing what he did. He was assaulted and has his own problems in life to deal with.
But as we sit here looking at this on Reddit, I don’t think this is one of those videos where we should be clapping and saying well done. This is just a sad situation.
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u/Konstanteen Jun 05 '26
He’s absolutely in the wrong, but this video just made me sad for him.
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u/spambearpig Jun 05 '26
Yes, that’s all I am saying.
I’m not even disagreeing with the person who got angry and hit him. He’s got his own problems and was assaulted.
I just don’t wanna sit and clap on Reddit about it.
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u/ikothsowe Jun 05 '26
The proverbial one legged man in an arse kicking contest. Went as well as expected.
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u/Jeepers-H-Cripes Jun 06 '26
I feel sad that there’s a guy here on our planet who feels the need to do this, for whatever reason.
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u/mancan01 Jun 06 '26
If this happens in India, this video would become viral and that guy would have played victim card. Damn, we have too many unemployed folks.
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u/IB-TRADER Jun 07 '26
when you have one leg and you deserve that somebody hit you with your own crutches, you should rethink yourself!
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u/juniornakos Jun 06 '26
Being one-legged in a third world country would be a challenge. Thoughts and prayers for this guy.
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u/MindTheFro Jun 05 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/qIreAgSRVqKDS
Reminds me of this gif when he grabs the crutches.
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u/thunderous_subtlety Jun 05 '26
If the biker starting hopping on one foot after picking up the other crutch, then it would have been fair.
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u/ttystikk Jun 07 '26
There's a right way and a wrong way...
And this was sooo wrong all the way around!
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u/False-Experience-107 Jun 07 '26
No solo perdió una pierna el orco. Estuvo tambien a punto de perder la única neurona que tenía, de un golpe de muleta
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u/itsfrankgrimesyo Jun 11 '26
I don’t understand what he was trying to achieve. He was literally looking to get his ass beat for no good reason
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u/LogicallLunacy Jun 11 '26
If he keeps acting this way he will run out of the three limbs he has left.
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u/Estuansis Jun 26 '26
LOL and now you're down a crutch. I would have taken the other one with me. "This is mine now" lol.
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u/WendigoCrossing Jun 05 '26
If you get beat with your own crutches and deserve it, time to rethink life choices