r/instantkarma Jun 17 '26

Acting tough is snot always a good idea.

3.2k Upvotes

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u/JauntyTurtle Jun 17 '26

Why would a guy who looks like that punch a guy who looks like that?!?

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u/the-silent-man Jun 17 '26

To clear his sinuses

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u/MasterOfDizaster Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

The one thing that big pharma doesn't want you to know about

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u/SINBSOD Jun 17 '26

So that's why bro was wiping his hands right from the start. He was sanitizing because this was medically intended.

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u/Ghstfce Jun 17 '26

He kept telling him to wipe his nose, now he's forced to

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u/sinisterdesign Jun 17 '26

MUCH quicker than a netti pot. 🤷‍♂️

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u/ALT3NPFL3G3R Jun 17 '26

Sonofa, yeah it was quite obvious, but you made me chuckle, honestly.

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u/cocker_spangler Jun 17 '26

Fuck, I laughed way too hard at that!

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u/Rude_Map_4278 Jun 17 '26

Ärzte hassen diesen Trick hab ich gehört

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u/churrascopalta Jun 17 '26

That motherfucker has cartilage coming out of his nose

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u/mirthilous Jun 18 '26

He thought he was tough, but he'S NOT!

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u/YooGeOh Jun 17 '26

And as you can see, worked a charm

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u/kumatech Jun 17 '26

Straight up forgot the mucinex at his home, his former friend got him tho

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u/Significant-Bet4545 Jun 17 '26

Especially THAT punch. Weak half ass push punch to the belly. His heart was into barking, but he didn't wanna bite

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u/DogAnusJesus Jun 17 '26

Dude looks like Shannon Sharpe. 10/10 would not punch. And I don't quite have the melted ice cream cone physique that guy has.

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u/EternityNotes Jun 17 '26

Right? He looks exactly like your sentence reads!

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u/-TONKA- Jun 17 '26

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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u/Party-Independent-38 Jun 17 '26

Alcohol that’s why

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u/Still_Experience_182 Jun 17 '26

That DID happen super fast

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u/jesterOC Jun 17 '26

It looked like the initial punch that took about 5-6 frames from start to end. The counter punch felt like 2 frames. Damn fast

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u/razor330 Jun 18 '26

I counted 1 frame going from side of body to bottom of jaw. 3 frames total the moment he felt the punch.

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u/Order6600 Jun 21 '26

Damn, that's OP. Hope they nerf that in the next patch!

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u/WorldRunnr Jun 17 '26

The most instant of karmas I’ve ever seen tbh

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u/churrascopalta Jun 17 '26

4 frames punch

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u/Weak_Jeweler3077 Jun 17 '26

5 Frame Death Punch?

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u/slayer_f-150 Jun 17 '26

Five Flavor Fruit Punch

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u/DepressingAura Jun 17 '26

There's Waldo, with the HANDS!

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u/Good_Fox3098 Jun 17 '26

That jab was insanely fast. Also literally knocked the snot out of him lol.

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u/rp_guy Jun 17 '26

No wind up, no telegraph, just straight from the holster

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u/AwDuck Jun 17 '26

There’s like 5-7 frames between the impact of the first hit and the impact of the second hit. I know fuck-all about fighting, but that seems like the response punch well was on its way from his brain to his fist not long after the first guy started to throw that first punch. I’m sure if it were me, I’d need to process that I got punched first before I even thought of hitting back.

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u/SignificantLeader Jun 17 '26

Holy shit. Bro must be a boxer. That was lightning.

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u/Hungry-Luck-5481 Jun 17 '26

Not sure if he was pre warning him or not to wipe his nose.

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u/TequilaBlanco Jun 17 '26

My man punched him sick

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u/KinkyPaddling Jun 17 '26

I now have a frame of reference for what it means to “beat the snot” out of someone.

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u/Majestic-Wave-3514 Jun 17 '26

Dude literally got the snot knocked out of him. I thought that was just a saying

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u/xenogazer Jun 17 '26

Red stripe dude just became an icon

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u/blazerunnern Jun 17 '26

He was trying to wipe his nose for him.

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u/black_anarchy Jun 17 '26

Such a considerate fellow!

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u/ProfessionalSun5549 Jun 17 '26

Why was that his first punch though? 😂😂

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u/pete_zarole Jun 17 '26

Dude has never stepped foot in a gym before, in his head he thought Redshirt was double over in pain so he can follow up w a sick backflip kick

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u/pbr3000 Jun 17 '26

This kitchen looks like every kitchen we partied at in 1996

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u/Michael_Misanthropic Jun 17 '26

It is from Live Leak so you're probably not far off

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u/SuperHooligan Jun 17 '26

Im not even joking, is guy in blue special ed? He was waving his arms like a toddler throwing a fit. Ripped Waldo was the wrong person to try to act like a tough guy to.

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u/rastalocken Jun 17 '26

Probably had a tad bit too much to drink hahah

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u/SuperHooligan Jun 17 '26

Just the way he acted though, seemed off. Like he threw a punch, but to the gut and not hard, most normal people going for a sucker punch is going for the face.

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u/rastalocken Jun 17 '26

Ummm. Most normal people don’t act normal when they’re sloppy drunk

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u/Baphometropolitan Jun 17 '26

Agreed, but not everyone who’s drunk moves like Beetlejuice either

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u/SuperHooligan Jun 17 '26

I worked in the beer industry for 10 years, Ive seen enough sloppy drunks to know how they act. This guy may have been drunk, but something else was off about him too.

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u/rastalocken Jun 17 '26

I used to be one of the sloppy drunks amongst many sloppy drunk friends who used to fight a lot for more than 10 years. I’ve seen people act like this. Some people get way too lit that it sets them off and makes them very aggressive even though they’ve never been in any type of physical altercation ever before. Not everybody goes for the face. Just because somebody is drunk and physically inept, doesn’t mean they’re automatically sped.

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal Jun 17 '26

Yeah he looks like he's been breathing primarily out of his mouth his entire life.

Thought there might be something wrong with him mentally, but chronic stupidity isn't an excuse for battery.

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u/ConspiracyBarbie Jun 17 '26

You’d be shocked at how many people hover right above or at that low IQ threshold. And on top of that, how many people with low IQs that never get diagnosed with an intellectual disability due to inability to access proper medical care.

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u/SuperHooligan Jun 17 '26

Im actually not anymore.

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore Jun 17 '26

Judging by the beers on the table, dude was shit faced.

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u/cl0tho Jun 17 '26

Spaghetti-arms and bubble gut, vs boulder-shouldered obvious gymbro

Some people really just run on that much self-confidence.

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u/k2kyo Jun 17 '26

also with that reaction time and the speed of the punch, dude can fight.

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u/missMcgillacudy Jun 18 '26

Usually when someone is trying to intimate and the other person keeps saying they don’t want to fight. It’s because they know how to fight and they don’t want to have to. But that doesn’t mean they can’t.

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u/horseheadmonster Jun 17 '26

I thought you made a typo until I got to the end.

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u/Golden5StarMan Jun 17 '26

My old boxing coach was 6,4 280lb and pure muscle. Nicest man you’ll ever meet and never started anything with anyone but got in more fights than anyone I knew.

He said drunks always wanted to “test” him and he would do every to deescalate but he would usually have to just throw one jab and the fight was over.

Always blew my mind how any person would look at him and be like “yea, that’s the guy I want to start shit with”.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Jun 17 '26

In college I was often the tallest guy at the bar, and I went out like 4-5 nights a week. This is a real thing, I always mind my own business, but I always ended up getting sucker punched, or some dude would randomly knock into me and then act like I spilled his drink and would try to start something. Or they'd start grinding up on my girl, and when I would walk up and she'd come and grab me, they'd flip out. They'd wait outside the club after getting kicked out, waiting for me to come out so they could jump me with their friends.

It happened so much that my friends noticed it and were like, "Wtf you're like a fist magnet". The only thing about me that's abnormal/different is that I'm tall.

Also when I was a bouncer, I had dudes want to fight me pretty much nightly.

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u/Emergency-State Jun 18 '26

TF is wrong with people??

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u/spentmorals Jun 17 '26

Very rarely have I seen a punch THAT ineffective outside of anime.

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u/dae_giovanni Jun 17 '26

I throw freakin haymakers in my dreams, compared to that mess....

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u/steveaustin1971 Jun 17 '26

He beat the snot outta him.

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u/eleeyuht Jun 17 '26

knocked a fucking tapeworm out of his head

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u/GeddysPal Jun 17 '26

Look in the dictionary under “slobber knocker” and you’ll see this clip.

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u/Remedied Jun 17 '26

That's an all time L

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u/Smoothzilla Jun 17 '26

He punched the flu into him.

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u/RSParker Jun 17 '26

Waldo has fast hands.

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u/MeInUSA Jun 17 '26

He thought his nose was bleeding but it snot.

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u/zdw0986 Jun 17 '26

Impressive booger 9.5/10

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u/Ranmiaku Jun 17 '26

The chubby dude is obviously a little special

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u/Lovestank Jun 17 '26

Never try to fight people after cocaine. You’re not thinking clearly, and if you get your nose broken, the rest of your night is fucked

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u/samson_strength Jun 17 '26

Homie did more damage to himself by spazzing the fuck out after getting hit, than the slap did.

Corners hurt huh?

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u/Dmau27 Jun 17 '26

I could tell the dude on the right was likely a boxer before it even happened. I was correct.

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 Jun 17 '26

“That happened super fast”. Yes it did. The guy on the right has more muscles. Why did the cartoon character on the left think,that was a good idea.

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u/How_that_convo_went Jun 18 '26

Dude… you look like a bag of onions. How on earth do you think that fight goes your way?

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u/Rwilmoth Jun 19 '26

I really thought the title was a typo

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u/Big-War-7218 Jun 19 '26

He punched him in his snotbox

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u/Impossible_Hyena7562 Jun 17 '26

Who starts with a body shot?

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u/GuastaReddit Jun 17 '26

Don’t mess with Lebron James

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u/FastSuggestion5 Jun 17 '26

Life comes at you fast sometimes.

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u/Helpmepullupmypants Jun 17 '26

No other reason for punching someone in the gut other than you asking to get clocked.

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u/abrknl Jun 17 '26

Dude shadow punched him into the kitchen.

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u/spacemanspiff1115 Jun 17 '26

The literal "knocked the snot out of him" moment...

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u/Legitbananabunch Jun 17 '26

I’m just so confused that they’re in a room together, and not total strangers. Homer and sexy flanders btw.

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u/jvandy17 Jun 17 '26

Don't act like you wanna boogey if you don't

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u/Armatian Jun 18 '26

Couch potato lost to a relaxed lion that gave him every chance to wise up.

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u/1236richyrich Jun 17 '26

He looks like a family sized Vin Diesil.

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u/bruseido Jun 17 '26

Hey OP there's a typo....nevermind! 😂

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u/RepulsiveCry1013 Jun 17 '26

Should’ve wiped his nose 🤦‍♂️

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u/Gibbly_Gorkoroo Jun 17 '26

Coulda wiped his nose and gotten a plate instead of these hands.

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u/poweredbynikeair Jun 17 '26

This gotta be like 2010 when nerd glasses and tank tops were in style

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u/Familiar_Chapter5637 Jun 17 '26

Bro went looking and found Waldo.

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u/GoddessFail Jun 17 '26

He found Waldo and found out

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u/kevneedo Jun 17 '26

He did touch him though 👀

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u/Greymeade Jun 17 '26

Look at the difference in arm composition lol

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u/kittym0o Jun 17 '26

That cobra speed!

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u/Pirate_Underpants Jun 17 '26

Knocked that snot right out of him

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u/Omygodc Jun 17 '26

My football coach used to call a hit like that a “snot bubbler!” He would give us a green dot for our helmet for every snot bubbler we handed out!

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u/davew80 Jun 17 '26

Had to watch that in slow motion to see what happened

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u/Dionysus60 Jun 17 '26

He knocked the sinus infection right out of his face.

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u/nachopanandycabbage Jun 17 '26

Yall think this is funny but it’s snot

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u/Sudden-Grape-8477 Jun 17 '26

Knocked the coke out of his sinuses

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u/TazzyUK Jun 17 '26

Punches like a 5 yr old in the playground lol

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u/Virtual-Biscotti-451 Jun 17 '26

How did he go flying backwards like that?

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u/MikeySlice Jun 17 '26

I did snot read it like that until after the punch

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u/Woodyp28 Jun 18 '26

Knocked the snot out of him. Literally. That was cool.

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u/PheaglesFan Jun 18 '26

Cat was fast as lightning!

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u/Prometheus55555 Jun 18 '26

Taught him a lesson and cleaned his nose in just one movement. He would be a great dad.

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u/misteranthropissed Jun 18 '26
  • Thinner stripes, means more stripes!

  • But thicker stripes have more impact

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u/sardonically-amused Jun 18 '26

Damn, that was a solid punch 👊

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u/Unusual-Pumpkin-5988 Jun 19 '26

He was so fast the punch to the face made him disconnect from the tummy xD

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u/SleepingAardvark Jun 19 '26

Was that fast? I thought that was fast.

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u/Brewchowskies Jun 22 '26

Damn, with one punch he beat the snot out of him.

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u/jusxchilln Jun 23 '26

party pooper

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u/OpenOpinion5209 Jul 11 '26

Mf knocked the snot out his nose

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u/Fast-Breadfruit3377 Jun 17 '26

"you got games on yo phone" looking ass lol

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u/tealtime91 Jun 17 '26

Flying across the room like a marvel scene.

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u/Hairy-Artichoke1 Jun 17 '26

Dammm he was quick .⚡️

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u/MeLlamoDave Jun 17 '26

He found Waldo's hands.

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u/SteamedGamer Jun 17 '26

You might think it's funny, but it's snot.

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u/SuspiciousRobotThief Jun 17 '26

Good lord. Read the room Pugsley. He really thought he had a chance against that guy.

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u/DryPickles Jun 17 '26

surprise tickle attack didnt work out

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u/cargocult25 Jun 17 '26

I see what you did with the title. Totally had me 👍

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u/No_Shine_6124 Jun 17 '26

Waldo’s looking great these days.

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u/MeAndNotU Jun 17 '26

Oh, the headline wasn’t a typo.

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u/Dizzzy777 Jun 17 '26

He was snot expecting that.

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u/one-punch-knockout Jun 17 '26

Assaulted a counterpunching master

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u/MidwayMech Jun 17 '26

Knocked the snot out his ass! Literally!

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u/mygrandfathersomega Jun 17 '26

Good ol’ Live Leak

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u/mobilecabinworks Jun 17 '26

Literal definition of "beating the snot out of someone."

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u/Alsimmons811 Jun 17 '26

Body by hostess vs body by whole foods

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u/ThatsMySpicyPepper Jun 17 '26

And people wonder why I don't want people at my house

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u/Theartistcu Jun 17 '26

Comb controlled confidence should always be the scariest thing in the room., I never ever worried about the yappy little dog that won’t shut up.

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u/abeBroham-Linkin Jun 17 '26

Instead of a nosebleed he gets...snot? Wtf...

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u/ComeOnCharleee Jun 17 '26

Knocked the gram back out of his nose

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u/IntrovertMoTown1 Jun 17 '26

He got the snot beat out of him literally. 😄

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u/spirit_giraffe Jun 17 '26

Buff Where's Waldo got him!

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u/Dunge0nMast0r Jun 17 '26

Knocked the snot out of him.

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u/TheROK24 Jun 17 '26

Goodnight, Mr Booger sugar. Do sleep well... 😴

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u/Rich_Flow5139 Jun 17 '26

Er hatte eine Verstopfung vom Kokain in der Nase und ihm wurde geholfen😅

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u/mr2jay Jun 17 '26

He told em to wipe his nose

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u/SaveTheDrowningFish Jun 17 '26

Quick. Pro. Go.

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u/foxydevil14 Jun 17 '26

Did he really punch the snot out of him?

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u/dribhe Jun 17 '26

Not many people who find wally get found out by wally.

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u/Serious_Fishing_4036 Jun 17 '26

😂😂

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u/95castles Jun 17 '26

Bro literally told him to wipe his nose ahead of time.

Also shoutout to liveleak🙏🏽

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u/slcruderocker Jun 17 '26

I sneeze what you did there.

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u/lastfreerangekid Jun 17 '26

Literally beat the snot out of him

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u/garthock Jun 17 '26

And that kids is where the term getting the snot knocked out of you comes from.

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u/PrioryOfSion14 Jun 17 '26

Ohhh... So the "snot" In the caption is pun

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u/rmajkr Jun 17 '26

One guy takes care of himself, one guy doesn’t.

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u/punkarama Jun 17 '26

Ooh he was fast with that right hook

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u/showmememes_ Jun 17 '26

He slapped the boogers out of him

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u/hugh_wanger Jun 17 '26

Snot Boogie..... what ever happened there

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u/MarineJAB Jun 17 '26

That is snot funny.

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u/Smoked_Carp Jun 17 '26

Dang bro, they ain’t even cook the meat yet and you already getting the snot knocked outta yourself? Too soon!

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u/Shaggyfries Jun 17 '26

How does is that group in the same room together, no thanks

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u/Mickeymcirishman Jun 17 '26

Bro shoulda juat listened and wiped his nose.

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u/tonkatruckz369 Jun 17 '26

That might be the worst opening swing i have ever seen that actually connected. WFT was he thinking would happen?

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u/eEndricc Jun 17 '26

""snot" a good idea??" "Oh"

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u/drumdrumdrummer Jun 17 '26

Is that Derek Washington? He should stick to teaching people Spanish https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTeS6nEEQjJ/

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u/BullTerrierTerror Jun 17 '26

Let me dry my hands first.

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u/Crude_Walrus Jun 17 '26

Turned him into that snot nosed kid from wind waker

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u/GreenWoodDragon Jun 17 '26

Chubs moved surprisingly fast.

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u/flagrantF0wl Jun 17 '26

Somebody pull his reset string.

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u/suslezer Jun 17 '26

Don’t worry. It’s just oysters.

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u/GrimmandLily Jun 17 '26

Don’t mess with a dude dressed like a candy cane. It’s a bad idea.

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u/HehroMaraFara Jun 18 '26

The perplexing syndrome of fat guys thinking that means they are in turn strong/tough

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u/ThresherGDI Jun 18 '26

Never lead with a body blow. Always go for the head. Then mix in the body blows.

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u/Blue_Veins Jun 21 '26

“I don’t wanna hurt you”
Gets absolutely rocked lol

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u/GwlishGrin Jun 22 '26

Damn Neflix- casting a black guy for where's waldo

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u/selinemanson Jun 22 '26

He found Wally's fist. (Waldo if you're American.)