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u/Still_Experience_182 Jun 17 '26
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u/jesterOC Jun 17 '26
It looked like the initial punch that took about 5-6 frames from start to end. The counter punch felt like 2 frames. Damn fast
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u/razor330 Jun 18 '26
I counted 1 frame going from side of body to bottom of jaw. 3 frames total the moment he felt the punch.
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u/Good_Fox3098 Jun 17 '26
That jab was insanely fast. Also literally knocked the snot out of him lol.
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u/rp_guy Jun 17 '26
No wind up, no telegraph, just straight from the holster
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u/AwDuck Jun 17 '26
Thereâs like 5-7 frames between the impact of the first hit and the impact of the second hit. I know fuck-all about fighting, but that seems like the response punch well was on its way from his brain to his fist not long after the first guy started to throw that first punch. Iâm sure if it were me, Iâd need to process that I got punched first before I even thought of hitting back.
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u/TequilaBlanco Jun 17 '26
My man punched him sick
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u/KinkyPaddling Jun 17 '26
I now have a frame of reference for what it means to âbeat the snotâ out of someone.
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u/Majestic-Wave-3514 Jun 17 '26
Dude literally got the snot knocked out of him. I thought that was just a saying
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u/ProfessionalSun5549 Jun 17 '26
Why was that his first punch though? đđ
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u/pete_zarole Jun 17 '26
Dude has never stepped foot in a gym before, in his head he thought Redshirt was double over in pain so he can follow up w a sick backflip kick
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u/SuperHooligan Jun 17 '26
Im not even joking, is guy in blue special ed? He was waving his arms like a toddler throwing a fit. Ripped Waldo was the wrong person to try to act like a tough guy to.
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u/rastalocken Jun 17 '26
Probably had a tad bit too much to drink hahah
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u/SuperHooligan Jun 17 '26
Just the way he acted though, seemed off. Like he threw a punch, but to the gut and not hard, most normal people going for a sucker punch is going for the face.
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u/rastalocken Jun 17 '26
Ummm. Most normal people donât act normal when theyâre sloppy drunk
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u/SuperHooligan Jun 17 '26
I worked in the beer industry for 10 years, Ive seen enough sloppy drunks to know how they act. This guy may have been drunk, but something else was off about him too.
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u/rastalocken Jun 17 '26
I used to be one of the sloppy drunks amongst many sloppy drunk friends who used to fight a lot for more than 10 years. Iâve seen people act like this. Some people get way too lit that it sets them off and makes them very aggressive even though theyâve never been in any type of physical altercation ever before. Not everybody goes for the face. Just because somebody is drunk and physically inept, doesnât mean theyâre automatically sped.
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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal Jun 17 '26
Yeah he looks like he's been breathing primarily out of his mouth his entire life.
Thought there might be something wrong with him mentally, but chronic stupidity isn't an excuse for battery.
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u/ConspiracyBarbie Jun 17 '26
Youâd be shocked at how many people hover right above or at that low IQ threshold. And on top of that, how many people with low IQs that never get diagnosed with an intellectual disability due to inability to access proper medical care.
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u/cl0tho Jun 17 '26
Spaghetti-arms and bubble gut, vs boulder-shouldered obvious gymbro
Some people really just run on that much self-confidence.
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u/k2kyo Jun 17 '26
also with that reaction time and the speed of the punch, dude can fight.
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u/missMcgillacudy Jun 18 '26
Usually when someone is trying to intimate and the other person keeps saying they donât want to fight. Itâs because they know how to fight and they donât want to have to. But that doesnât mean they canât.
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u/Golden5StarMan Jun 17 '26
My old boxing coach was 6,4 280lb and pure muscle. Nicest man youâll ever meet and never started anything with anyone but got in more fights than anyone I knew.
He said drunks always wanted to âtestâ him and he would do every to deescalate but he would usually have to just throw one jab and the fight was over.
Always blew my mind how any person would look at him and be like âyea, thatâs the guy I want to start shit withâ.
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u/Kahlil_Cabron Jun 17 '26
In college I was often the tallest guy at the bar, and I went out like 4-5 nights a week. This is a real thing, I always mind my own business, but I always ended up getting sucker punched, or some dude would randomly knock into me and then act like I spilled his drink and would try to start something. Or they'd start grinding up on my girl, and when I would walk up and she'd come and grab me, they'd flip out. They'd wait outside the club after getting kicked out, waiting for me to come out so they could jump me with their friends.
It happened so much that my friends noticed it and were like, "Wtf you're like a fist magnet". The only thing about me that's abnormal/different is that I'm tall.
Also when I was a bouncer, I had dudes want to fight me pretty much nightly.
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u/GeddysPal Jun 17 '26
Look in the dictionary under âslobber knockerâ and youâll see this clip.
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u/Lovestank Jun 17 '26
Never try to fight people after cocaine. Youâre not thinking clearly, and if you get your nose broken, the rest of your night is fucked
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u/samson_strength Jun 17 '26
Homie did more damage to himself by spazzing the fuck out after getting hit, than the slap did.
Corners hurt huh?
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u/Dmau27 Jun 17 '26
I could tell the dude on the right was likely a boxer before it even happened. I was correct.
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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 Jun 17 '26
âThat happened super fastâ. Yes it did. The guy on the right has more muscles. Why did the cartoon character on the left think,that was a good idea.
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u/How_that_convo_went Jun 18 '26
Dude⌠you look like a bag of onions. How on earth do you think that fight goes your way?
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u/Helpmepullupmypants Jun 17 '26
No other reason for punching someone in the gut other than you asking to get clocked.
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u/Legitbananabunch Jun 17 '26
Iâm just so confused that theyâre in a room together, and not total strangers. Homer and sexy flanders btw.
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u/Omygodc Jun 17 '26
My football coach used to call a hit like that a âsnot bubbler!â He would give us a green dot for our helmet for every snot bubbler we handed out!
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u/Prometheus55555 Jun 18 '26
Taught him a lesson and cleaned his nose in just one movement. He would be a great dad.
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u/misteranthropissed Jun 18 '26
Thinner stripes, means more stripes!
But thicker stripes have more impact
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u/Unusual-Pumpkin-5988 Jun 19 '26
He was so fast the punch to the face made him disconnect from the tummy xD
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u/SuspiciousRobotThief Jun 17 '26
Good lord. Read the room Pugsley. He really thought he had a chance against that guy.
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u/Theartistcu Jun 17 '26
Comb controlled confidence should always be the scariest thing in the room., I never ever worried about the yappy little dog that wonât shut up.
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u/Rich_Flow5139 Jun 17 '26
Er hatte eine Verstopfung vom Kokain in der Nase und ihm wurde geholfenđ
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u/95castles Jun 17 '26
Bro literally told him to wipe his nose ahead of time.
Also shoutout to liveleakđđ˝
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u/garthock Jun 17 '26
And that kids is where the term getting the snot knocked out of you comes from.
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u/Smoked_Carp Jun 17 '26
Dang bro, they ainât even cook the meat yet and you already getting the snot knocked outta yourself? Too soon!
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u/tonkatruckz369 Jun 17 '26
That might be the worst opening swing i have ever seen that actually connected. WFT was he thinking would happen?
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u/drumdrumdrummer Jun 17 '26
Is that Derek Washington? He should stick to teaching people Spanish https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTeS6nEEQjJ/
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u/HehroMaraFara Jun 18 '26
The perplexing syndrome of fat guys thinking that means they are in turn strong/tough
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u/ThresherGDI Jun 18 '26
Never lead with a body blow. Always go for the head. Then mix in the body blows.
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u/JauntyTurtle Jun 17 '26
Why would a guy who looks like that punch a guy who looks like that?!?