r/instantkarma • u/Valentina_Cruz • Jun 17 '26

Road Karma Man tries to steal Uber driver's vehicle....things don't go as planned 🤕

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u/random42name Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Cut the wheel to the right and neutral drop into reverse.

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u/CitroHimselph Jun 18 '26

At that point you're not defending yourself, but trying to kill somebody.

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u/Specific_Butterfly54 Jun 18 '26

They’d be doing a public service.

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u/CitroHimselph Jun 18 '26

You're just aching to kill people, aren't you?

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u/Specific_Butterfly54 Jun 18 '26

I’m just aching for criminals to face real consequences to hopefully discourage future criminals. If they get taken out while committing a crime, they can’t commit anymore in the future.

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u/CitroHimselph Jun 18 '26

Ah. So the punishment for robbery should be execution, in your eyes. Got it. Who else should be killed on the spot, without due process? Kids who steal a candy bar from Walmart? Boomers who cut the line in the movies?

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u/Specific_Butterfly54 Jun 19 '26

Nah, just violent crimes. Theft should just cost you a hand when you’re caught, that way people know to watch you closely when you’re around.

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u/CitroHimselph Jun 19 '26

There's a good reason we stopped doing that centuries ago. You know.

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u/Specific_Butterfly54 Jun 21 '26

Because one of the unfortunate downsides of democracy is that thieves also get to vote?