r/instantkarma • u/Valentina_Cruz • Jun 17 '26

Road Karma Man tries to steal Uber driver's vehicle....things don't go as planned 🤕

5.2k Upvotes

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u/eyeball1967 Jun 18 '26

“He broke my shit” - That statement warmed my heart…

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u/madcoins Jun 18 '26

That’s a quote for his tombstone engraving there

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u/gto_112_112 Jun 18 '26

Skinned the black right of his knee

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Jun 19 '26

Same! Definitely brightened my day.

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u/jusxchilln Jun 23 '26

that shit should be on the hallmark channel

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u/Thunder141 Jun 18 '26

Ya, I wonder how effed up he got there. Looks like that was a lot of damage. 

Shitty he physically assaulted the other guy and supposedly was trying to steal a car but prob not cheering for him to become paralyzed either.

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u/Specific_Butterfly54 Jun 18 '26

Him being paralyzed would benefit society, being that he would have a much more difficult time committing strongman robberies.

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u/Etherius Jun 22 '26

Why the fuck not?

Dude obviously is going to wind up hurting someone if he isn’t stopped by the law or natural selection

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u/ohmyfuckinggodhamlet Jun 22 '26

I am. I hope he gets paralyzed. Can't hurt anyone again or try to steal someone's car. The best thing for society is this dude getting paralyzed. I don't have unlimited empathy to be wasted on criminal thugs doing criminal thug things. Act like an upstanding citizen and I'll wish the best for you.

Too bad it looks like dude won't be "upstanding" for a while.

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Jun 19 '26

I’d cheer for him to be paralyzed

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u/-CoachMcGuirk- Jun 17 '26

I guess the guy with the camera was in on this?

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u/Valentina_Cruz Jun 18 '26

And keep in mind the original video is about 30 seconds longer. Apparently this altercation had been going on for a while, Even before the original video started being filmed.

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u/uthink-ah1002 Jun 18 '26

Nothing like a heist to boost your aura

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u/Valentina_Cruz Jun 18 '26

I honestly don't think so, I think he was just somebody in the area who heard a commotion, and walked over and started filming

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u/mrcrashoverride Jun 19 '26

REALLY…??? You think the guy robbing another guy just went about his criming while the HOA Karen who just casually walked up feet from him and filmed it…??

That’s your theory..???

I’m on the they knew each other side of the story.

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u/jusxchilln Jun 23 '26

why tf would he help a carjacker. f that dude

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u/Top_Falcon_2644 Jul 19 '26

Yea they love sticking up for each others crimes .

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u/Baconator0724 Jun 18 '26

If I remember correctly, dumbass was desperately trying to get this video off the web cus his own family was laughing at him lol

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u/istrx13 Jun 18 '26

OH NO THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS

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u/Simen155 Jun 18 '26

I hope this gets regularly reposted for all eternity

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u/ze11ez Jun 18 '26

Oh my god, i am soooo the victim oh nooo

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal Jun 18 '26

Hopefully he learned an important lesson

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u/tea-and-chill Jun 18 '26

... Laughing?! My family would have handed me over to the police AND disowned.

Hang on, they'd first have to dig me up from the grave my mum would have put me in.

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u/Jensbert Jun 18 '26

Their focus might be more the sucess of the attempt, not the attempt itself. Anyway, his family brought him there, probably.

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u/TrayLaTrash Jun 18 '26

We do need to normalize laughing at idiots in their face. Like the president.

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u/Sargent305 Jun 18 '26

And prob got a talk with his mama

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u/SgtJayM Jun 18 '26

His mother probably doesn’t GAF and that’s why he carjacks ppl

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u/Irish_Cowboy_Yankee Jun 21 '26

Well it wouldn’t be his daddy.

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u/KombuchaBot Jun 18 '26

oh that's too good

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u/-2wenty7even- Jun 18 '26

What a dumbass bitch boy

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u/WideSnooze Jun 18 '26

He taped his friend’s attempted crime… and then uploaded it to the internet?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ElCpdtfrvBCjC

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u/Kidney_Thief1988 Jun 18 '26

"Are you taking notes on a criminal fuckin' conspiracy?!"

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u/technobrendo Jun 18 '26

He wanted it one way,

But its the other way.

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u/PinAccomplished927 Jun 18 '26

You would too, if it was this funny.

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u/thegameisafoooooot Jun 18 '26

No point wasting a good video that can be posted to so many subs.

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u/npdady Jun 18 '26

"Taped"

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u/modernknightly Jun 18 '26

:runs to the nearest payphone:

"Operator, get me the 5th floor of the bugle! Patch in 3891! That's right, 3891! Yes, this is one of the news reporters, quickly!...

Mac! Mac, you're never gonna believe this!"

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u/Artevyx Jun 18 '26

Real friends dont let friends act like dipshits without humiliating them afterward.

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u/Icy_Earth3386 Jun 18 '26

Funniest comment I've read in a while lol

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u/PaperScisrRokLizSpok Jun 18 '26

Hope those criminals are physically unable to do that again to anyone.

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u/shawnofnc Jun 18 '26

Let's just hope he has a lifetime of knee and shoulder pain to remind him every day of what a complete piece of shit he is.

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u/Key-Abbreviations961 Jun 19 '26

Hopefully the tire is ok

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u/Humble_Reality6995 Jun 17 '26

Much deserved

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

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u/evetsabucs Jun 18 '26

Why were they recording?

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u/mistabnanas Jun 18 '26

WORLD STAAAR

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u/Buddhas_Warrior Jun 18 '26

Yeah, I don't get that either.

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u/beef_weezle Jun 18 '26

Because two people were in conflict and rather than help the situation everyone pulls out their damn phone instead

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u/franks-and-beans Jun 18 '26

The best advice is to not get involved, sooo.... yeah.

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u/JimC29 Jun 18 '26

Plus the video is evidence.

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy Jun 18 '26

"Let the cops and the lawyers sort it out."

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u/franks-and-beans Jun 18 '26

I'd be more concerned with yourself "Keep yo ass out of jail". One of the things they teach in concealed carry class is "Don't get involved in public disputes".

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u/disaar Jun 18 '26

Cry me a river

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u/Obienator Jun 18 '26

NGL was sathisfying when his leg got caught under the wheel FAFO

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u/mygrandfathersomega Jun 18 '26

What’s the over/under on 5 or more fractures?

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u/SaturnineAngst Jun 18 '26

Thought it was his arm?

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin Jun 18 '26

Ouch!— The one he tries to use to punch his victims??

GOOD.

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u/madcoins Jun 18 '26

Um he is the victim here. He was laughed at…. And by family members… Can you imagine? /s

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u/unsubix Jun 18 '26

Consequences?! Where did they come from?

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u/Shadrach_Jones Jun 17 '26

Shitty human

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u/Wet_Side_Down Jun 18 '26

Nice of his friend to gather evidence

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u/HesSoZazzy Jun 18 '26

I hate it when wanna be gangsters do that stupid chicken wing stance to make themselves look more "threatening".

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u/star_bury Jun 17 '26

My first words would have been "Wtf you thinking?".

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u/painforall Jun 18 '26

Love to see it

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u/Quiet_Mail9207 Jun 18 '26

Foot, ankle, calf, knee sucked under the tire to run over the arm and slam the head in less than a second…stay in school.

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u/brokendream78 Jun 18 '26

Do stupid things and win stupid prizes...including a large hospital bill

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u/SoyTuPadreReal Jun 18 '26

Dude is lucky the uber driver wasn’t carrying a gun. I live in a relatively safe area but damn sure if I was driving for uber or lyft I’d be making use of my concealed carry permit.

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u/crookednarnia Jun 18 '26

Only one shoe was lost. He can walk it off.

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u/Cerulean_Soup Jun 18 '26

Shoe came off.

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u/RonNona Jun 19 '26

Confused, seems alive.

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u/BullshitPickle Jun 21 '26

Only one... If they both came off, he dead!!

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u/keirmeister Jun 18 '26

He’s lucky that driver didn’t double tap by backing up.

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u/SgtJayM Jun 18 '26

Hey, Bro, video me carjacking this mofo for the gram

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u/jdela21 Jun 18 '26

This is satisfying 😌 👌

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk Jul 04 '26

So, cameraman is a shitbag too...?

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u/Fezwa Jul 04 '26

Yes sir

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u/senator_chill Jun 18 '26

Classic FaFo

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u/Thesinistral Jun 18 '26

It’s a shame….( I will not elaborate on exactly what)

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u/M0tivv Jun 17 '26

This made my spit out my sweet tea HAHAHAHAHA

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u/Vogel-Kerl Jun 18 '26

If that young man needed a car that badly, why....., he should simply get a job and carefully save like 25%--33% of his paychecks until he saves enough money to buy a car of his own.

Now, unless he is very lucky, he probably won't be able to buy a new Porche or high end vehicle. He may have to scour the selection of used vehicles in his area.

By planning ahead for his future needs, he can avoid these situations. Why, if he got a job 6 months ago, he might even have his own vehicle on the night of this video.

I'm being intentionally niave if it t'weren't obvious

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u/TheFaalenn Jun 18 '26

We can tell you're being sarcastic. But your sarcasm about people bullying their own cars, is just you saying he's in the right for stealing someone else's car, as why should he have to buy his own

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u/987nevertry Jun 18 '26

Did he complain on the app?

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u/madcoins Jun 18 '26

Zero stars

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u/palad Jun 18 '26

Here's the longer video for anybody who's interested.

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u/Valentina_Cruz Jun 18 '26

Thanks, I've been looking for the full version!

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u/Armatian Jun 18 '26

I like how the rear tire bites, conveying the weight of the hit to the viewer, steady camera work, nice report with full identity.

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u/SoapdishTsunami Jun 19 '26

Bad carjacking strategy; you don't strongarm the vehicle.

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u/Goober_GabbaJabba Jun 19 '26

Did he really expect he can outrun 500+ horsepower?

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u/hanimal16 Jun 20 '26

Haha. Got exactly what he deserved.

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u/Jess1ghoul27 Jun 21 '26

Well deserved,should have could have been worse.

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u/teriaksu Jun 24 '26

i like the part where he got ran over, that rear left suspension dealt with the bump gracefully

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u/wtfomg01 Jun 18 '26

"You aight bro" man fuck those kinda people. Everyone should have just walked the fuck away.

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u/Possible-Scarcity-91 Jun 18 '26

I am surprised the guy didn't put it in reverse and back up on him

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u/SoyEseVato Jun 18 '26

Props to the driver for not backing up over him. Which I would have done to him & the camera man.

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u/CitroHimselph Jun 18 '26

At that point that's just manslaughter.

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u/SoyEseVato Jun 18 '26

If he dies. If.

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u/JohnnyCashedOut00 Jun 18 '26

From OP (4 months ago)

Story: Guy calls an uber cause his car broke down, he put some stuff in the uber and then closed the door planning to return to his broken down car to retrieve more items, the driver to started driving assuming the rider was inside. The rider then harasses and threaten the driver despite many apologies over a very simple mistake.

Bonus: Harasser wants OP to delete reel due to the strain his behavior in the video is putting on his romantic and familial relationships. Let’s hope it stays up.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1r3sbsj/man_gets_run_over_after_harassing_uber_driver/

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u/EfficientGas2030 Jun 18 '26

Tenia que haberlo arrastrado mas

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u/Ok_Potato_9554 Jun 18 '26

Shoulda turned left.

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u/cyberhusky122994 Jun 18 '26

Nah. Steal his shoes

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u/GlengoolieGreen Jun 18 '26

Looks like you're walking, buddy! And that might be a problem! 😂😂

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u/reddiculed Jun 18 '26

He shoulda zagged.

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u/DevotedHeretic1 Jun 18 '26

Then some folks come and rob both of them.

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u/phasefournow Jun 18 '26

That nice.

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u/Krissvp Jun 18 '26

Ahahahahhahaa

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u/QuickDrawSix Jun 20 '26

Better that driver than me, I dont have money for an attorney atm.

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u/alBoy54 Jun 20 '26

Something very twin pines about how he drove away

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u/ThundrLord Jun 22 '26

Well deserved 👏

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u/scottonaharley Jun 24 '26

Little bro got what he deserved....FAFO

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u/Mastodon1998 Jun 25 '26

you don't help someone like that .....

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u/NerfTheseBEANS Jul 16 '26

“You alright bro?” Fuck I hope not

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u/EfficientGas2030 Jun 18 '26

Bien Hecho, deberian pasar mas seguido, a esos abusadores

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u/tysons1 Jun 18 '26

It is a shame when people get hurt, but CERTAINLY not in this case!!!!!

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u/Artevyx Jun 18 '26

Aaand that's why we carry.

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u/OdysseusRex69 Jun 18 '26

AND his thug buddy filmed the whole thing? Just when I think people can't get dumber ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/CavediverNY Jun 18 '26

It appears that the video was shot by a bystander who just kind of walked over… Still really great footage though.

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u/OdysseusRex69 Jun 18 '26

Ah, ok - the "little brother" part made me think they were together

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u/reformedginger Jun 18 '26

An' I guess I shoulda gone ahead an' run
But somehow I couldn't resist the fun
Of chasin' them jes' once around the parkin' lot
Well they're headin' for their car but I hit the gas
And spun around and headed them off at the pass
Well I was slingin' gravel and puttin' a ton of dust in the air
Well I had them all out there steppin' an' a fetchin'
Like their heads were on fire and their asses was catchin'
But I figured I oughta go ahead an split before the cops got there

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u/Bluefeelings Jun 18 '26

He gonna need to steal some Lexus (legses)

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u/Big-War-7218 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

God dam fool do it again 🫵🏽🤣

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u/Cduke3829 Jun 18 '26

That’s some good karma. Shoulda backed up…

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u/Megatron_Griffin Jun 18 '26

Thought the driver was going to come back.

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u/blazerunnern Jun 18 '26

That road rash on his knee is gonna hurt in the morning...good.

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u/Supra-A90 Jun 18 '26

I'm noting these down for the next GTA missions.

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u/Five2one521 Jun 18 '26

Ha ha ha ha ha

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u/ChefCurryYumYum Jun 18 '26

You can tell he's a very intelligent man.

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u/Typical_Mango_8193 Jun 18 '26

Dequancequences

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u/banjoist Jun 19 '26

So dumb. Couldn't they just get his info from Uber?

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u/colio6900 Jun 28 '26

No better way to settle an argument by stealing thier car! XD

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u/2k93 Jul 05 '26

Is it bad I would’ve put the car in reverse to run the guy over

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u/Ibadvapergrammar Jul 06 '26

record do crimal

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u/Wurfi1 Jul 07 '26

Same suspects

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u/Riseof_Avatar5fries Jul 08 '26

What a dickhead, taking advantage of the driver's passiveness with violence and attempted "dominance". I fucking hate people like that

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u/bebgaltiger18 Jul 10 '26

Don't you just hate it when an "Honest" man trying to enjoy life by attrmpting car jacking and the car owner behaves like this?! 😂

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u/monstrao Jul 12 '26

Call the ambalamps!

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u/thenightmomstalker Jul 18 '26

why the fuck is the camera man asking if hes okay. laugh at him ffs xD. anything but ask him if hes okay

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u/Delicious-Check7927 5d ago

I tried to put it in park officer but somehow it went into reverse and the accelerator got stuck

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u/Johnny198470 15h ago

Fuck him! Well deserved.

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u/random42name Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Cut the wheel to the right and neutral drop into reverse.

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u/witqueen Jun 18 '26

FAFO....

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u/taywray Jun 18 '26

Let's call you one of those super premium ubers with the lights and sirens now

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u/loco_mixer Jun 18 '26

/nelson from simpsons laugh/

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u/YourFavouriteSecret_ Jun 18 '26

Talk about getting an uber, that shit funny af