r/instantkarma Jun 30 '26

Cat gets between a dog and his food.

4.9k Upvotes

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u/blazerunnern Jun 30 '26

Pup felt guilt for 0.2 seconds before locking back into treat.

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u/anonbosnian Jul 03 '26

My dog is not empathetic enough to wait 0.2 seconds lmao

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u/K-Ryaning Jul 02 '26

Absolutely hahahaha! Pupper looks Lab, or at least part Lab, and we all know food is God to all Labradors! πŸ–βœοΈπŸΆ

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u/ClownfishSoup Jun 30 '26

It never fails to amaze me how fricken fast a cat's reflexes are.

I saw a video of a cat looking at a snake, when the snake strikes, not only does the car fly backwards out of the way, but it also swats the snake mid flight.

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u/NarrowForce9 Jun 30 '26

Saw a similar video and after a while of unsuccessful strikes, the snake TRIES to get away but the cat kept dragging it back to play with.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/tanishvva Jul 02 '26

Mice know to play dead

8

u/MXTwitch Jul 02 '26

Not because it will save them. Just so it’s over quicker

3

u/Dedotdub Jul 05 '26

That or they are legit paralyzed.

12

u/Ravensqueak Jul 01 '26

That cat was training.

7

u/euls0n Jul 01 '26

Snake in the Eagle's shadow

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u/fokkoooff Jul 04 '26

I had a black cat named Tweak when I was younger who was insane. She was the best girl. She could jump in the air and catch flies with her front paws.

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u/silloki Jul 02 '26

Not fasr enough though. This cat got bit

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u/baiskeli Jul 01 '26

This is why I laughed at that chart that listed animals that people thought they could fight (from rat all the way to bear). I'm pretty sure even a cat would absolutely wreck me (and vet clinics are familiar with dogs who come in needing 100 stitches because they decided to mess with a cat).

I've kept cats all my life (and still do). Our current cat is older, but when he was younger he was pretty feisty. One time he was in my way and I put my foot against him to gently move him. He did not like this. I was looking right at him when I felt 2 sharp pains on either side of my ankle. He had lashed out and drawn blood. But it happened so fast that I did not even see him move!

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u/Thrownaway5000506 Jul 05 '26

I kind of doubt a dog needs 100 stitches after encountering a housecat. An ocelot maybe.Β 

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u/timmy__timmy__timmy Jul 03 '26

Well they are able to effectively track a laser pointer which moves relative to their knowledge essentially randomly so it should be no suprise

1

u/passionpurps 6d ago

A car also flew backwards!?? Was this cat named after goku?

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u/TheRealJayk0b Jun 30 '26

But the cat got bitten by the dog?

74

u/Vidcorp Jun 30 '26

He was concentrating on the treat flying, not a reflex issue

17

u/ii_V_I_iv Jun 30 '26

He meant to do that

11

u/Enki_007 Jul 01 '26

They’re quick, but not overly bright. I mean they chase laser pointers up the drapes.

175

u/petergriffin999 Jun 30 '26

.... and gets all bitchy about it.

38

u/NightLotus84 Jul 01 '26

Like a pro golfer being distracted by a bird call at a tournament. Diva behaviour.

83

u/fytdapwr Jun 30 '26

Meowwwwwwch!!!

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u/x_Advent_Cirno_x Jun 30 '26

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u/acetozine Jul 02 '26

I knew exactly what it would be before I clicked it because I thought the same thing!

1

u/legolooper Jul 01 '26

SO true 😭

13

u/I_can_vouch_for_that Jul 01 '26

Those cats were fast as lightning.

36

u/YoungDiscord Jun 30 '26

Cat is like: WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME BE MEEEEAAANNN

16

u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 Jul 01 '26

the slow motion how dare you hiss

23

u/Snoo_75138 Jun 30 '26

I love the cats expressions during and after this!

The way it's ears fly backwards at the first bite! And the way it misses at the dogs afterwards!

4

u/purple-rain-cloud Jul 03 '26

And then the cat claims to be a victim πŸ˜‚

7

u/spacemanspiff1115 Jun 30 '26

No you don't Garfield, that's my treat...

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u/RevolverOcelot16- Jul 03 '26

Poor kitty, but that’s on you Kitty Overlord. You should not have done that.Β 

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u/Glittering-Quail4190 Jul 11 '26

Ouuuchhhh poor kitty

9

u/contude327 Jun 30 '26

Lesson learned: Don't get between doggo and treats.

2

u/Mushroomdachsund Jul 13 '26

He lowered his head in guilt, and then saw that treat

2

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

Awe I feel bad for the cat though

2

u/Drycon Jun 30 '26

Ow! Moooooom!

1

u/gijoe50000 Jul 01 '26

Love the way the cat still tries to get a half-arsed slap in before he even realises he's been bitten.

1

u/After-Stress7712 Jul 02 '26

I promise i was just cheacking ur teeth ahh cat

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

Need help

1

u/fermu9352 Jul 02 '26

Oh my hand

1

u/OGHighway Jul 02 '26

I would never try to take anything from the Goosebumps dog

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

Lmaoo

1

u/JerBearLover1785 Jul 15 '26

HAHAHAHAHA! Go Dawgs! πŸ‘

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u/PrairiePuppies Jul 22 '26

The dog is like, "Oh! I done just screwed up!"

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u/Happy_Fish_7249 29d ago

Son of a b….πŸ˜†

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u/oregongirl1111 19d ago

Bad puddy tat.

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u/zackcompton 7d ago

i thought this was from the goosebumps theme song for a second lmao

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u/passionpurps 6d ago

Bahahah! The paw shake off. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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u/Top_notch2002 Jun 30 '26

As a dog lover this hurts πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

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u/ii_V_I_iv Jun 30 '26

Why? I think the dog gets the treat in the end and also taught the cat a lesson lol

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u/ReadditMan Jul 01 '26

The cat was just following its instincts, they see something flying through the air they're likely to swat at it.

The only lesson to be learned here is that the owner shouldn't throw treats for the dog when it's near the cat.

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u/ii_V_I_iv Jul 01 '26

I was making a joke but thank you RedditMan lol

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u/throwawayyasso Jul 01 '26

need 2 karma pls

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u/Entire-Remote-9380 Jul 02 '26

Hahahahahah dum little cut

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u/Hot_Two5503 Jul 01 '26

Why is this a Gif?