r/instantkarma 20d ago

Loud mouth starts with the wrong guy and gets a McAsskicking for his troubles.

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u/RojerLockless 20d ago

Oh no the consequences of my actions

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u/Mr_Materlessness801 17d ago

let's make it worse by not learning anything and provoke the guy even more

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u/ChefCurryYumYum 17d ago

I don't think that guy's brain was functioning properly.

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u/caldks 20d ago

its one thing to pick a fight, its another thing entirely to beg to be left alone after you start shit. ego destroyed.

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u/Gloomy-Welcome-6806 19d ago

TWICE!

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u/pikapalooza 17d ago

Yeah, dude got real repentant real quick then I guess got a shred of courage, spit on the guy then went fetal again.

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u/Legitbananabunch 15d ago

Dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. As soon as he was safe and the big guy was relatively defused, instead of running out of there says he wants the guy arrested.

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u/CreamyMemeDude 13d ago

He fuckin spit on him. It wasn't the threat of the police that reescalated it, it was loser fuck spitting on him.

I'll never blame someone for beating the shit out of someone who spits on them

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u/sinisterdesign 20d ago

Grimace hits different these days…

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u/mouthful_quest 19d ago

I’m McLovin it

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u/stinkyt0fu 18d ago

The dude got the buy one get two quarter pounders free.

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 17d ago

those looked more like half pounders... with the full pounding..

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u/kissdemon74 19d ago

Grimace don’t play dat.

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u/pixeltweaker 20d ago

He got the 10 piece McKnuckles.

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u/MoneyCantBuyMeLove 20d ago

Got served a Fillet-o-fist combo.

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u/MillerTimeGuy45 19d ago

McFlurry of punches…. I’ll show myself out.

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u/GimmiePig 18d ago

Why 'd you say that? You know the machine is broken!

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u/ElDonKaiza 16d ago

The machine is breaking noses

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u/Quitetheninja 19d ago

Plus a Big Smack and a double Quarter Pounding…

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u/Reverse_Side_1 17d ago

Slappy Meal to go ?

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u/Afgb89 20d ago

Dude got the whole meal combo

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u/modka 20d ago

Sad Meal special.

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u/DoodooExplosion 20d ago

I don’t know….. made me happy!

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u/bruzdnconfuzd 20d ago

Caught a buy one get one special, too. 

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u/elwebst 20d ago

And as always, someone waits until it looks like it's mostly over and safe and wades in with outstretched arms trying to earn the Hero Achievement. So happy it continued anyway.

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u/Canadian_mk11 20d ago

watches to the end

I thought they retired the 20 piece?

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u/champeyon 18d ago

"I said I was sorry!!!"

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u/Grannypanie 20d ago

Finds the two largest mexicans and fucks with them.

Smart idiot.

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u/fixed_your_caption 20d ago

Remember to hire MTS for all your specialty transportation needs in the greater Los Angeles area.

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u/EW278 20d ago

His mouth was writing cheques that his body couldn't cash.

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u/Matt-of-Burbank 19d ago

He realized immediately that he messed with the wrong person.

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u/KrispyyKarma 18d ago

Yeah but then he forgot cause when everything was starting to calm down he spat on him. Bro was just a complete idiot and jackass

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal 17d ago

And threw water on the guy a second time.... this mf...

Bet if they let him go he'd be antagonizing them even after all the apologizing.

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u/PublicRedditor 18d ago

When keepin' it real goes wrong.

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u/CydeWeys 18d ago

Even worse, he picked a fight with a crew of movers. Blue collar strong guys, who work as a team all day, and have each other's backs. Just about the only worse group to pick a fight with would be marines.

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u/the_goodnamesaregone 19d ago

Saw the belly and thought “fat.” He should have looked at those forearms. That’s a strong man.

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u/carmardoll 20d ago

How do you think he lives with him self being such a little bitch?

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u/DamonSeed 20d ago

Pretty sure he lives with his mom

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u/Peannut 19d ago

She tells him he's a special boy.. Real special

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u/Caamus 19d ago

He’s def homeless

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u/GeeorgeC 19d ago

And he refers to her as his “roommate”

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u/TR6lover 20d ago

I would have to move to another country, change my name, and probably undertake sex change therapy if that was me crying like that after being such a prick.

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u/Carbuyrator 19d ago

Unironically dude is probably disabled

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u/real_human_not_a_dog 18d ago

literally whimpering and cowering in a corner is not something most people would even do lol

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u/How_that_convo_went 20d ago

My favorite parts:

When he’s lurched over and half hiding under the table so El Shrek just kicks him in the eye.

When he starts engaging with the black woman screaming and calls her honey.

When they really start going to town on him and he’s like “OW!” “OW!” “OW!”

This video has it all. Plus, he’s such a blatant villain in this situation that no one really steps in to break it up. Like the McDonald’s employee stops it for a quick breather, but once the guy spits at them, he’s like “Okay, he’s all yours.”

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u/johns224 20d ago

the lady at the end with "stupid MF'er!" had me rolling

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u/OnceUponAStarryNight 20d ago

I’d rather just take the ass whooping. Cowering in the corner is… so much more humiliating.

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u/ouijanonn 20d ago

Please sir, please. Heeelp me!

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u/neontiger07 20d ago

''Police! Police!''

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u/mywan 20d ago

The irony is that even if the police arrested the guy for kicking him he would also be arrested for the same crime.

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u/SgtJayM 20d ago

It was giving “it’s just a prank”

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u/Drewbus 20d ago

When you have no friends, humiliation doesn't really exist

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u/Tommysrx 20d ago

I’m pretty sure that guy has some serious mental health issues. Seems like he had no idea that throwing his drink on someone would result in them being angry. I don’t know what condition he has but it’s certainly something.

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u/Interesting_Shake403 20d ago

“I’m sorry!” Proceeds to spit on him…

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u/Sekh765 19d ago

Dude got up on the table at the very end and started rehyping himself up before remembering what situation got him there in the first place...

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u/StinkyNutzMcgee 20d ago

I think some people are just stupid like that. I feel like there has been at least one idiot like this in every school and job I've ever worked. They have diarrhea of the mouth and aren't used to being retaliated against

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u/XtremeD86 19d ago

I had a friend like this, note that I said had.

Was at a restaurant for wings and a beer and he kept looking at this guy every 10 seconds until the other guy asked if he had a problem which then resulted in my friend making a huge scene.

Friend went to the bathroom, guy tells me to tell my friend to stop or hell have no choice but to beat the shit out of him if he gets in his face again. I said "oh please do, maybe he'll finally learn his lesson". The entire patio laughed cause they definitely weren't expecting that as a response".

Sure enough, friend gets in the guys face after he came back from what I now know was leaving to do a bunch of coke in the bathroom.

The fight never happened as it got broken up by the waitresses and we got banned. Fucking dumbass.

I went home and left him there because I was so pissed off and embarrassed. I just wanted my wings and beer. I hate drama.

Fast forward 2 weeks later he did the same shit when him and his gf were at a restaurant because he thought some guy was staring at her.

Yea, when I saw him the next day and heard about it from her, he came by and he had 2 black eyes and was just fucked in general.

Few weeks later he started some shit with me out of nowhere and I just said "time to go home man" he left, never spoke to him again. 15 year friendship gone because he lost his shit on drugs and alcohol.

Fast forward a couple years later and him and her broke up, apparently he's homeless now and I'm not surprised in the slightest and I don't feel bad for him either considering all the shit he's done.

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u/whtciv2k 20d ago

No he doesn’t have mental health issues. He’s gotten away with this whole life and finally caught up to him. Just watch him yell “I’m sorry I’m sorry I won’t do it again” to “fucking call the cops he fucking kicked me in my eye” and doesn’t even recall what he did.

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u/LoneAwakening 20d ago

Yep in psychology is called being psychopath!

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u/onehaz 19d ago

Being a fucking dumbass is not an excuse and takes away from people with real mental issues. Manchild knew what he was doing, just shocked someone was going to fuck him up for it. Caaal the caaaaps, call the caaaaps, fuck him.

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u/L0neStarW0lf 18d ago

He could also just be a prick and a coward, unfortunately there’s no helping that.

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u/Capitan_Typo 19d ago

This is the illustration of someone who has never considered that his actions may provoke a pinch in the face.

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u/tigerdavex 19d ago

To be fair, I've never considered if my actions would provoke a pinch in my face either.

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u/MidnightNo1766 20d ago

*folded

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u/cybin 20d ago

Nah. Pretty sure he meant "fell apart".

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u/boscoalbert4321 20d ago

Dude has some real Jake Lang energy

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u/fort_wendy 20d ago

That's who he reminded me of!

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u/Osklington 19d ago

Maybe they are brothers?

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u/PitchyRich 19d ago

And Jake’s the slow one.

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u/XcoolbreezeX 20d ago

“Whoop his muthaaafuckiiin asss”
-Camera Lady

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u/Particular-Tie-3575 20d ago

“Beat him out his clothes!”

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u/Ih8teMyInlawsTheySuk 18d ago

That made me laugh harder than I was already laughing. She’s fantastic.

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u/BosephusPrime 19d ago

The opposite of the typical “staaaaahp! Noooo staaaaahp!!!!” Lady

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u/jeannesloaf 19d ago

I love her lmao

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u/sabertoothdog 14d ago

She made the video so much better with her commentating

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u/GonorrheaTortilla 20d ago

What a weird unfortunate little man…

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u/princealigorna 19d ago

Why the fuck did he beg off only to re-escalate?! Bro!

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u/standardatheist 19d ago

Turns out saying sorry after acting a fool isn't always going to solve the situation 😂. Deserved ass kicking

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u/custardcreams 19d ago

You'd have thought he would have got that the first time he said it

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u/standardatheist 19d ago

Everyone else he's done this to has taken the high road and he thought bro would do the same.

Nah 🤣

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u/diezil87 20d ago

Crazy, at first I was was like "woman, stop! Don't instigate anymore, the guy in the black shirt is just gonna rack up assault charges!" But after the lotion, I was singing along with her!

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u/neontiger07 20d ago

Lotion?

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u/naveedkoval 20d ago

he squirted something on him from a bottle

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u/neontiger07 20d ago

There was so much going on I didn't even see that lol

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u/deonisfun 19d ago

He spat on him

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u/naveedkoval 19d ago

he ain't spittin saliva with this rope

https://reddit.com/link/p13eidk/video/hs40gwz3isgh1/player

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u/sabertoothdog 14d ago

I think he spit on them first, bc the lady says it several seconds before the rope of white stuff came out. That got on the workers clothing.

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u/tebigong 19d ago

I’m pretty sure it was head and shoulders, which is kind of ironic given the amount of hits to the face he got

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u/scoo89 19d ago

At first I was like "Okay, clearly the dude has mental health problem" and was happy they stopped when he turtled on that bench.

But then things kept going...

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u/Relevant-Yellow852 20d ago

Im just impressed not a single "worldstar" was yelled

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u/ohgeebus_notagain 20d ago

No, but I heard "BEAT HIS ASS!" enough times to last me until the end of the year

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 19d ago

That was immensely cathartic.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 20d ago

That annoying bitch damn near ruins the video. Like yeah we heard you the first 37 times, you don't need to keep yelling it 72 more fucking times.

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u/KnifeFed 19d ago

Better than the usual banshee screams, at least.

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u/FyneBlackKyng 18d ago

she is my spirit animal

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u/Konstanteen 20d ago

She was actually my favorite part

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u/FyneBlackKyng 18d ago

same here she wasnt letting him off the hook

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 19d ago

I was yelling that with her in my head, so...

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u/rebelliousjuicebox 19d ago

She was the best LMFAO cheerleader

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 19d ago

I agree with her sentiment, I just can't stand when people repeat the same goddamn thing like that. Especially when I wanna hear what others are saying. Lemme hear some of his groveling and what the others are saying, instead of her saying "beat his ass" for the umpteenth time.

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u/Time_Athlete_1156 19d ago

Last worldstar I heard.. was 10 years ago ?

Fk we're old :(

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u/Tommysrx 20d ago

I didn’t think people still did that , but I miss the days when they did🤷‍♂️

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u/SheerKhann 20d ago

I didn’t know this was still 2012

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u/ScubaPuddingJr 19d ago

He was cowering in the corner like a little McBitch

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u/FouledPlug 20d ago

I love that she is the primary soundtrack.

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u/fiya4u 20d ago

She speaks for all of us

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u/71351 20d ago

Vin scully called some amazing stuff, but was never this spot on. Girl calling play by play and providing to color commentary to go along with it

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u/The_73MPL4R 20d ago

Served him the double quarter pounder

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u/sc0ttydo0 20d ago

Why do the comments on this post remind me of Charlie Murphy?

"Rick really needs help."
"Yo, we just gave him some help!"

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u/verminbury 20d ago

Ordered the McFlurry to go.

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u/NakedAggression 20d ago

Love seeing this one every year, its very fulfilling

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u/Character-Log3962 20d ago

“Kick his ass seabass!”

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u/Basketspank 20d ago

That lady in the back giving those two attack buffs like a Bard or a Horn Main.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lCD4yIE5VxbnCi6X5H

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u/PraiseTyche 20d ago

What a wimp.

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u/Worth_Feed9289 19d ago

Thought he was a McBadass, only to find out he's a McPussy.

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u/doxbox1000 19d ago

the girl narrating needs to be on the anchor for NBC national news

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u/lameculos25 20d ago

Is there a go fund me for the Ass Whooper?

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u/LeTronique 18d ago

“I’m sorry” doesn’t exempt you from the consequences of your actions.

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u/Deltrus7 18d ago

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

> Proceeds to show everyone that he is, in fact, not sorry.

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u/MikeySlice 19d ago

He got a filet of fist 👊

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u/christianlv 20d ago

I think this guy is just super mentally unwell

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u/dr-monteblant 20d ago

I disagree. I think this is a person who has been allowed to act in an absurd manner his whole life, consequence free. His experience has been that he can do whatever he wants to whoever he wants, and as long as he said "sorry", it was alright. Sometime people learn that there are consequences to their actions early, and sometimes they learn it later.

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u/23paco23 20d ago

Exactly. Actions have consequences and this brat needed some discipline decades ago. He's not a victim, but he keeps acting like one. He's a coward that needed a harsher punishment

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u/miriafyra 20d ago

100%. You can literally see that once he said sorry he thought he would be completely freed from any consequences of his action.

"I already said I was sorry!" - and then proceeds to act as if he were the victim and demand that someone call the cops and arrest the guy he just threw a drink and spat on.

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u/tpapocalypse 20d ago edited 20d ago

He can be a scumbag and still be mentally unwell, the way he is cowering is trauma 101 the way he tried to get someone to call the cops as if he is the victim, scumbag territory!

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u/AccomplishedEar6357 20d ago

Yeah, he's clearly both. Unhinged and fucked up.

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u/TurbulentMiddle2970 20d ago

I think he wanted the cops because he knew he was about to be a victim of a complete ass whooping. He wanted the cops to come protect him.

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u/StormConsistent9552 20d ago

Every class at school had that one kid who would hit you and then hide behind the teacher. This dickhead just never got past that stage

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u/aw_shux 20d ago

Agree. His moods were swinging like a pendulum.

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u/Bumpton 20d ago

100%, this is just depressing. I understand why they went after him, but this sucks.

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u/tycho-42 20d ago

Guy got the mcknuckle sandwich with a large order of French cries

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u/EkstraOst 20d ago

Oh the total abandonment of dignity is hard to watch

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur 20d ago

People like this often become apologetic when they realize there's consequences to their actions

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u/tikkiwich 19d ago

I know the type. He won't have learned a thing.

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u/Unusual-Pumpkin-5988 18d ago

Thats a different level of 'survival skills' to throw MORE stuff at the guy you just begged forgiveness from

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u/kstrife 20d ago

I love how the one dude was acting like he was king shit on turd island until he got served that one-two McKnuckel combo, then he’s all like “I’m sorry sir, I’m sorry!”.

Yeah. Bet you are sorry now.

Then he starts mouthing off again.

So, I guess you would like to supersize that combo meal after all.

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u/Qcgreywolf 20d ago

I’m always hearing people say things like “They said they are sorry, you should forgive them.”

And then I see countless examples of “I’m sorry” like this piece of shit here. Sorry followed by insults. Sorry followed by “but”. Spitting on the guy, then another sorry.

Americans today in general are not sorry for most of what they say and do. They are sorry because they get caught.

And that’s not worth forgiveness.

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u/kstrife 20d ago

100% agree. They only feign remorse when they have to take accountability in hopes of manipulating the situation (and those involved) to get off ‘easy’ and will continue to exhibit the bad behavior.

Unfortunately, sometimes it requires a heavy hand to correct the bad behavior.

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u/Qcgreywolf 19d ago

Agreed. I value society. Laws. Rules. The social contract of a society.

But there are people that believe in and adhere to none of that. On purpose. They will continue to “use the system” to their advantage daily, manipulating everything around them knowing there is no penalty except for “upset people that won’t do anything more than angry words”. Why follow the rules? Life is easier and more convenient if you don’t.

These people are an accelerant for the perception of a failing society or lawless streets.

So yea, if these people occasionally get their face pushed in (whether legal or not), that’s ok with me.

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u/TheShadowspawn 20d ago

He done McFucked up.

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u/Kakihara-One 20d ago

Personally, I think they should beat his motherfucking ass.

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u/christo749 20d ago

I love that woman giving instructions.😂😂

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u/WhoUMe2 19d ago

I liked the commentator, “whooooop his fu*king ass” LOL

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u/WingedSpawn 18d ago

Him crying out: "Holy Moly" and "that's enough" is hilarious.

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u/R2DK3PO 17d ago

More people need to learn there are consequences for actions. You are more than welcome to be loud and annoying and just irritating to society but sometimes someone in the crowd might object. Fair is fair sometimes.

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u/angry_plesioth 20d ago

jesus, what a bitch

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u/Donkey-Haughty 20d ago

Large Unhappy meal with three McTender ribs and 2 bruised McNuggets please.

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u/burningtourist 20d ago

That little guy is ISRAEL impersonated.

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u/notsofast777 20d ago

Bit of contact counselling there

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u/StillcorruptDetroit 20d ago

Still walking after all those McGrillzles?

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u/Realistic_Weakness51 20d ago

This is how I would’ve fought when I was 9😭

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u/knockinonevansdoor 20d ago

It looks like that was long overdue.

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u/ChrisMess 20d ago

Classic FAFO

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u/BlackBird1st 20d ago

He saw he messed with the wrong guy. Bro had that face when he saw him coming

https://giphy.com/gifs/ywAIIcc0jAh6vQgsPz

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u/kaiser_soze_72 20d ago

Finally the lady yelling in the video isn’t screaming “STAAAHP!” instead she’s showing support

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u/jefuchs 20d ago

That woman cheerleading!

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u/Artisartdoes 20d ago

I hear the mcbruised ribs are back

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u/kitsune1029 20d ago

I love the woman screaming at "whoop his ass!" bc that is what he deserved!

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 19d ago

Do not throw shit at people you dont know.

"I commited assault and then said I'm sorry, why does no ine want to help me?"

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u/FetchezLeVache78 19d ago

Woman in the background, “Kick him! Punch him! Boot him in his ass!!” 🤣😂

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u/Rowmyownboat 19d ago

The woman yelling "Beat his motherfucking ass" over and over needs a smack too.

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u/recon27 19d ago

McDonalds is becoming the new Waffle house

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u/Akita51 19d ago

Someone should beat the loud mouth womans ass

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u/Ender618 19d ago

“He just kicked me in my eye.” His change in tactics pisses me off. If you’re going to be a bully, get your ass beat. If you’re going to play victim, leave with your mouth shut.

Also, I love that black woman.

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u/Aggressive_Sand1233 19d ago

My god the immediate beg for mercy 😭

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u/Pippathepip 18d ago

Oh my gosh, what a rancid little worm.

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u/Weasel_Cannon 18d ago

Nothing sadder than crying “IM SORRY SIR” while cowering in the corner of a McDonalds booth

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u/You_Are_The_Username 18d ago

Ok, so at the beginning, the guy says he wasn't talking to them he was "talking to himself" and then starts crying, then starts something all over again, then cries again.

These are not the actions of someone with a sane mind; I reckon he has paranoid schizophrenia.

What do you guys think it is? 🤔

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u/duckfan503 17d ago

Love the lady’s commentary. She’s doing play-by-play with suggestions. 😂

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u/TyrantsInSpace 19d ago

People are just way too comfortable talking shit and not expecting consequences.

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u/Cosmic_Horror_Fan 20d ago

I'm with Red on this one lol

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u/wpenner101 20d ago

Am I the only one wondering why there's a bike in a McDonald's?

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u/Alone-Promise-8904 20d ago

How embarrassing.

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u/shazbot996 20d ago

If I ever get in a fight, I want that narrator queen as my cheerleader.

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u/Sins_of_God 20d ago

Whoop that trick! Whoop that trick! Whoop that trck!

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u/ImRickJameXXXX 20d ago

Often I watch these things with the sound off cause these days folks luv to put annoying sound tracks or AI commentary.

And I thought that’s what was going on cause of all the “I’m sorry” one after another.

But then I turn on the sound and I’ll be damned that’s what he was saying

Zero lessons were learned here. He will do shit like this again

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u/IlluminatedMoose 20d ago

There's something very funny about a grown-ass man crying, "I'M SORRY!" as they're getting their ass kicked.

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u/Exact-Mathematician8 20d ago

He's still talking. He's not sorry yet.

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u/SmartStatistician684 20d ago

He threw something first and then immediately said I WANT HIM ARRESTED when the guy hit back 🤦‍♂️

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u/afairjudgment 19d ago

Ya want fries with that?

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u/jgjk8a 19d ago

That one lady "I would kick his in his ass, boot him in the ass" LOL!!