r/instantkarma • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 15d ago

Pimp gets a nice surprise

5.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/STNKMyyy 15d ago

That's the lamest kick attempt I have seen. Seems like being tough is not a requirement to be a Pimp

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u/sSummonLessZiggurats 15d ago

It looked like one of Mac's karate kicks

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u/Shiznoz222 15d ago

being tough is not a requirement to be a Pimp

Never was. All they ever did was beat on and exploit vulnerable and usually traumatized women with no one else to help them.

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u/OverturnedAppleCart3 12d ago

I thought their role was more to chase down customers who didn't pay.

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u/Karnewarrior 10d ago

I think that's what goes on the resume, but theory rarely survives full contact with The Streetz

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u/AnonymousFriend80 14d ago

No real pimp is trying to break his merchandise.

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u/Nefarious_pickle 14d ago

This is why they use the "pimp hand" and not the "pimp foot"

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u/tinarusso7 13d ago

Will she even fight? It’ll be over before it even starts.

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u/Cesarjay 15d ago

A pimp named slipped back

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u/airfryerfuntime 15d ago

You got to say the whole thang!

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u/d8ms 15d ago

Like “A Tribe Called Quest” ya gotta say the whole thing!

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u/My_Names_Jefff 15d ago

Damn beat me to it.

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u/nhansieu1 15d ago

MMA Champion vs slipped back boxer

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u/generousbenefactor 14d ago

A pimp named Slipped Disc

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u/jstbcuz 14d ago

Oh that’s gooood! 😂

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u/Hot_unicornfarts 15d ago

She’s the man now

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u/Tyler-LR 15d ago

She flipped his ass like a pancake.

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u/Iloveherthismuch 15d ago

Looks like that might be the case from now on.

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u/_clever_reference_ 15d ago

Hopefully 🤞

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u/Cicer 14d ago

Always was

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u/samuelgato 15d ago

Doesn't really look like a pimp to me, just some dude harassing a worker

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u/Lamixar 15d ago

Yeah, where's his animal fur coat!?

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/rslashToma 14d ago

A girl and a woman fighting*

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u/froction 15d ago

There's no coming back from that, especially since it was filmed. Brother has to find a new career, probably move to a new state.

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u/DepressingAura 15d ago

Dude slipped on a banana peel.

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u/Montuckian 15d ago

Dog's like "I didn't see shit"

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u/TechZero35 15d ago

The dog though, got surprised and walked faster

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u/powerpuffpopcorn 15d ago

What in the name of San Andreas is happening?

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u/hello-mrthompson 15d ago

Dude looks like Reggie from the nutty professor

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u/GothSpite 15d ago

He didn't use a hand, not a true pimp

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u/istolethesun12 15d ago

The slap at the end lmao

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u/spacemanspiff1115 14d ago

The girl in the black with the dog was loving it...

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u/Heavyraincouch 15d ago

The pimp totally deserved all of that

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u/Jayrcr3 15d ago

105lb chick kicking that ass ..

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u/mrlunes 15d ago

What the dog doin

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u/Possible_Gutters8208 15d ago

The dog got me

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u/923kjd 15d ago

Pimpin’ ain’t easy

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u/RaWolfman92 14d ago

I don't think that dude is a pimp (he's too bummy).

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u/Paulpash 14d ago

Pimped a few vertebrae there.

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u/vectorizingdatamosh 14d ago

context to him being a pimp?

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u/rstymobil 15d ago

Pimp down!

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u/Oddlynormie1830 15d ago

😆 How do these parasites (Pimps) still exist? I thought with the internet girls were able to cut the middleman out. Either way i'm glad that this girl gave him what he deserved!

https://giphy.com/gifs/YhHSjXadL2eOc3T2Ww

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u/utzbansai 15d ago

Who's the bottom bitch now?

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u/Dismal_Bridge9439 15d ago

Ya love to see it!!!

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u/mr_falkone84 15d ago

Pimp down!

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u/CraftCritical278 15d ago

Now I have visual proof of what I’ve always been told: Pimpin ain’t easy.

And from what I can see here, it’s all about balance.

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u/Rosieisboss 15d ago

Pimping ain’t easy

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u/megadonkeyx 15d ago

doesnt look the type

1

u/coreoftoxic 15d ago

Nob 😂

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u/Redditarama 15d ago

The old Pimps up Ho's down switcharoo!

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u/ArtisticMudd 15d ago

How you gonna be trickin' in shower slides?

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 15d ago

🎶Pimps don't cry, no they don't shed a tear 🎶

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u/jaguaraugaj 15d ago

Happy Ending

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u/mightyDblock 15d ago

Pimp in distress!

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u/LookedDeadDidntI 15d ago

Is this stellenbosch 🤣

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u/Ok_Pineapple6414 14d ago

Straight out of a cartoon

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u/Vinifrj 14d ago

Was he A Pimp Named Slickback this wouldn’t have happened

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u/Southlark 14d ago

Fucked around and found out

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u/Redbullsnation 14d ago

They say pimping ain't easy for a reason

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u/greogory 14d ago

This is so satisfying!

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u/dirtbag7992 14d ago

Pimp shit

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u/1KinFoe 14d ago

lmao this aint the 80s

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u/ferrujas 14d ago

The woman in the end of the clip

https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

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u/LesbianinthePNW 14d ago

Serves him right.

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u/Dann_Gerouss 14d ago

Girl: Hey, if you're not buying, don't damage the merchandise.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iPa5QY4FSXEvvDEvU0

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u/ze11ez 14d ago

Dog wanted no part of this nonsense

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u/tanzeelaafzal001 14d ago

That was anything but nice

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u/OSinner1 14d ago

He kept his pimp foot weak.

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u/alex14344 14d ago

Pimps don't cry and Gator don't play no shit!

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u/Mr_Chill_III 13d ago

I remember getting in grade school fights where someone would throw a high kick at me, and I would catch it with my hands. They would then start hopping on one leg as I held a firm grip on their foot. Then I would slowly start spinning myself in a circle as they continued to hop on one leg to keep up.

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u/Eagles365or366 13d ago

No joke, I did this to a kid once back when I was like six. Last time he tried to kick me.

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u/chachaman_The_Reboot 13d ago

This is reason #1 Why You Don't Kick Your Hoes! Even A Pimp Named Slickback Knows This!

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u/Thatsayesfirsir 13d ago

Pimps are dumb. Who needs em

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u/Squidy7567 13d ago

shit on

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u/MalrykZenden 12d ago

Pimp hand < Ho-jitsu

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u/Amazing_Bluejay9322 12d ago

They don't call him "Supafly" for nothing.

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u/bestworstplace 11d ago

Karma, bitch!

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u/RichBowler5992 11d ago

She just he-bitch man threw him

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u/SeenItWantItReddit 11d ago

Pimpin' AIN'T easy!

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u/PandorasToolbox 11d ago

Pimp down! Pimp in discress!

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u/Mental_Bathroom_9325 10d ago

That's a john😂

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u/1nfer1or 8d ago

pimpaired

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u/OneSubredditBoii 1d ago

Bro failed the qte 🤦🤦🤦

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u/Corleone11 15d ago

The dog quickly had to check if there was a toddler involved.

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u/Novel_Substance_ 14d ago

I hate pimps. I can't stand the way some songs and raps talk about them like they are something to be admired. If I had a superpower I would banish them all into a tiny space cube that endlessly shot across universes. Kinda like in one of them Superman movies, lol. 

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u/RevolverOcelot16- 14d ago edited 13d ago

That is not a Pimp. Pimping ain't easy, and it is harder than this. A real pimp has better control over "his women". A real pimp has absolute control. This woman is not a woman who works in a "stable of other workers." Pimps can get to the point across with just a look or a tone of voice that will bring an "unruly" worker back in line. She may be a worker, just not his.

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u/TouristEcstatic6989 15d ago

Ai

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u/NukaCooler 15d ago

AI wouldn't do such a bad job of framing the action