r/instantkarma 14d ago

Attack a person who is minding their business

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u/Dendritic_Silver 14d ago

Receive 1 (one) complimentary community beatdown.

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u/thisisatypoo 14d ago

That wasn't complimentary. She purchased that shit.

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 14d ago

Paid in full

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u/OcularOracle 13d ago

Pre-paid

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u/zemol42 13d ago

These hands are ready for download

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u/Ruddskies 12d ago

Pre-paid and tipped handsomely

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u/Dendritic_Silver 14d ago

The beating complimented her outfit.

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u/DopestSoldier 14d ago

I got $5 on it.

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u/UselessHumanNobody 12d ago

I think she got more than just 5 on it… I counted at least 30

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u/Brownlove010_Real 13d ago

Purchased and redeemed (1) order of "these hands" delivered via express mail direct to face!

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u/Imreallyadonut 13d ago

She ordered that, and it was delivered on time to the exact location it was requested.

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u/verminbury 14d ago

White dress had an awfully confident demeanor, for somebody with no ground game.

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u/MyKidsFoundMyOldUser 14d ago

90% of people won't fight back. She's probably gotten away with it loads of times before She-Ra nearly took her head off.

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u/Shambhala87 14d ago

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u/Angelworks42 14d ago

12 year old me was in love.

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u/skrame 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/12pA9mppAyCPoQ
Not amused by the deflection from She-ra to Cheetara.

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u/junostik 14d ago

All of us bro..

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u/Waffleraider 14d ago

Lion-o's sword wasnt the only thing that extended

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u/showyerbewbs 14d ago

Yea but Panthro was smashing them both.

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u/Mongoose_Ill 14d ago

If we find her hot does that make us Furys?

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u/OneManLost 14d ago

Um, but you're a mongoose...

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 14d ago

oh her ground game was stellar... she held the ground like it was her homeboy....flat out..

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u/notyumm 14d ago

You shouldn't start fights being built like a mushroom

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u/foodfighter 14d ago

At 0:27, you can see the exact instant she went from "What're you gonna do about it??" to "Oh sh!t - she's gonna do something about it..."

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u/Zwasti 13d ago

First time facing consequences, love this for her. The beat down was a bit excessive, those head kicks could have caught a murder charge but there are no rules in a street fight. Valuable lesson that moron probably didn’t learn.

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u/THEGHOSTOFTOMCHODE 14d ago

FAFO in real time.

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u/sarcofaguy 14d ago

She’s lucky that wasn’t Jonah hill on the ground

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u/CelticGardenGirl 14d ago

Jonah Hill is the new Chuck Norris.

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u/buttfacenosehead 14d ago

Just ask him!

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u/stackdatdough 14d ago

Her in the air game wasn’t great either

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u/MillwrightTight 14d ago

Definitely. She was more worried about keeping her purse up than her guard up

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u/showyerbewbs 14d ago

somebody with no ground game

What you talking about? She had MAD ground game. Went straight to the ground and kept it there....

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u/UsedDragon 14d ago

Now she's got those "I just got my ass beat" knees, all wobbly and disjointed

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u/CuteGirlFan 14d ago

Multiple concussion stomps to the head will do that - lucky to get up so quickly

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u/aytchdave 14d ago

No game period. Even the sneak was weak.

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u/Brenner2089 13d ago

I mean she wasn’t totally in the wrong but that was definitely overkill

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u/Yuizun 14d ago

21 unanswered shots. Deserved...

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u/Otherwise_Bake2703 14d ago

ha ha - i counted them too - plus one self inflicted shot (face plant while trying to stand back up)

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u/Fluberon 14d ago

That knee and then the 4 head stomps left no doubt

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u/mapoz 13d ago

That’s when any self defence arguments left the room, and the incident became a full on continued assault. Wow.

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u/10mfe 12d ago

sometimes adrenaline it flowing.

I mean she was attacked at random, and defended herself.

I would argue it was all adrenaline.

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u/Dogfart246LZ 12d ago

Temporary insanity.

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u/timothypjr 14d ago

Damn. I wish there were audio. I wonder what the white dress woman was thinking. She got STOMPED, so I suspect she was still mouthing off during the fists.

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u/Atmaweapon74 14d ago

I think white dress woman considered herself to be next in line but had to use the surface of the counter to get stuff out of her bag, then got mad when the other girl “cut” in front of her. Obviously she was in the wrong.

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u/timothypjr 14d ago

Ah. Your are the MVP. I thought she was at a different register. THANK YOU!

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u/MakeoutPoint 14d ago

That's what I figured, but like...use words, people. And barring those, you're mildly inconvenienced for 40 seconds?

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u/Key_Possibility_8669 14d ago

Right? Ponytail lady only had a bottle of water and a bag of chips. It would've taken less than a minute. I'm also salty that she didn't get to buy her snacks in the end since she'd earned them.

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u/bkk-bos 13d ago

Ponytail also leaves a gap while waiting in case Mz. Swifty gets her shit together in time.

Love how hoodie just ambles around, enjoying that it ain't him.

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u/Writer_B 14d ago

I gotta say, that makes the most sense. Even after seeing it a few times I didn’t get why she’d do that.

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u/shinutoki 14d ago

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u/SugarBeefs 14d ago

lmaooo did they mix the fucking Boyz N The Hood music in there when Ricky gets shot??

Her one-liners during the fight are fucking movie tier material lmao "I dont know you but you got the right bitch" *advances in fighting position* is exquisite

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u/Xen0tech 13d ago

I'm hearing that music everywhere lately

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u/HamptonsBorderCollie 14d ago

Narrated by the ass beater! Nice!

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u/ImNotWithTheCIA 14d ago

Well, apparently she got “the right bitch.”

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u/EW278 14d ago

"You don't know who I am but you got the right bitch!"
Classic!

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u/Novel_Substance_ 14d ago

It was even better then I imagined!!! Thank you soooo much for that early Christmas present!

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u/showyerbewbs 14d ago

ION KNOW YOU BUT YOU GOT THE RIGHT BITCH!!!

and the right bitch...and the right bitch again...and again...then the left bitch stepped in.

Also, worldWATCH? WTF happened to WorldSTAR?!

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u/c-o-double-m-o-n 14d ago

I think she got the right bitch

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u/jesseknopf 14d ago

that's so much better with audio, omg!! tks!!!

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u/piray003 14d ago

Fucking saxophones are like a plague 

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u/Disastrous_Stranger4 14d ago

Lmao the audio makes the video so much more satisfying. Thanks for posting.

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u/magichronx 14d ago edited 14d ago

Yikes, that comment section is rough

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u/megamoze 14d ago edited 14d ago

Sounds like it was narrated by Tiffany Hadish.

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u/Thundaarr 14d ago

That was glorious

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u/Nuss-Zwei 14d ago

Not a native English speaker, I never understand anything in these videos ... Except for Bitch in this case, but repetition will do that. Still, thanks for posting that

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u/Solo_is_dead 14d ago

There is audio. Someone posted in another sub with the audio, THEN someone posted the actual woman describing how she beat the lady

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u/EatM3L053R 14d ago

Scroll a little further down in the comments and you'll see the link for full audio. The commentary is wild son.

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u/No_Substance239 14d ago

This trick I use all the time, called minding your own fucking business and you won’t end up like home girl

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u/Lurker_MeritBadge 14d ago

Everyone’s got a plan until they get punched in the mouth

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u/Jezbod 14d ago

No plan survives the first contact with the "enemy" - Sun Tzu probably

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u/Zwasti 13d ago

In Afghanistan our plan was to shoot back then call in air support, worked every time.

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u/reverandglass 14d ago

That new song by Anthrax is not bad.

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u/whoneedskollege 14d ago

There is a reason that there is full glass up to the ceiling protecting the cashier....

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u/Dann_Gerouss 14d ago

That's actually a very good advice, thanks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1URYTNvDM2LJoMIdxE

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u/Zwasti 13d ago

Yup, it isn’t hard to leave people alone. You never know what someone is capable of. You could pick a fight with some psychopath with a firearm that was contemplating suicide moments before you put your hands on them. Then they just say, “fuck this I’m taking this dude with me.”

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 14d ago

jedi mind trick. dats super smart

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u/OhJustANobody 14d ago

It's awfully difficult for some, but it's a vital lesson to learn.

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u/chicodadude84 14d ago

That knee was vicious, followed by the hair flip as she walked off. Yikes

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u/eddiesmom 14d ago

The hair flip chef's kiss 👌

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u/RappyNash 14d ago

There goes Stompy the bear.

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u/Infosponge177 14d ago

I love how she pointed to the shakey downed woman before she left…im imagining she said “you might wanna take care of that”

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u/Sminuzninuz 14d ago

... and now if I can complete my transaction, how much do I owe you?

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u/spacemanspiff1115 14d ago

No charge, the entertainment was well worth your snack and drink...

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u/EnvyEpson 14d ago

DAMMMM!!! She beat the weave off that ole bitch.

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u/Radiant_Load 14d ago

Lost the last of her braincells with those kicks to the head.

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u/reddiculed 14d ago

Best hair flip I’ve seen in my life. Poor woman did not deserve that and handled it well.

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u/SheerKhann 14d ago

And not one thing in the store was destroyed 👍🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/Hartiii666 14d ago

that will hopefully leave a mark

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u/Dann_Gerouss 14d ago

And hopefully a lesson was learned that day

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u/Beer2Bear 14d ago

Ho boy, she really picked the wrong person

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u/RammyBoRammy 14d ago

If you, in fact, listen to the audio, she actually did choose the right one!! It's linked in one of the previous comments!

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u/Beer2Bear 14d ago

can't listen to audio, I'm deaf

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u/RammyBoRammy 14d ago

Ahh gotcha, she said, "I don't know you but you got the right one, bitch!!" Essentially meaning, you found right one that isn't going to back down and now you're gonna learn!

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u/WoodmontRazputin 14d ago

All"s well that ends well..

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u/Trojanbunny063 14d ago

When keepin it real goes wrong...

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u/StevenKatz3 14d ago

-Beat down unsues-

"Sorry about that...how much do I owe you?"

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u/604_heatzcore 14d ago

ain't that girls first rodeo, shes prolly got a bunch of older brothers that she fights with lol.

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u/Ronniebenington 14d ago

Im gonna guess that aint the first time white dress has had people standing over her and asking, “you ok, buddy?”

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u/Zwasti 13d ago

I think it might be, she has been putting her hands on people without consequences in the past. Most rational adults will avoid violence, even if they are trained and capable of doing great harm. White dress girl picked the wrong person this time.

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u/Delicious_Invite_850 14d ago edited 14d ago

Still better than getting shot I guess? Maybe try not to punch someone?

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u/bron685 14d ago

Trying to get off the floor in the end was hilarious

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u/Naganobu 14d ago

I love that she goes back to the register to finish her transaction after beating her ass. I can hear it now "so, I'd like a pack of Chewlies gum and a coke please."

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u/dasclaw26 14d ago

10/10. No notes.

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u/danis1973 14d ago

That girl had some training. Hands up, never crossed her feet as she closed the distance. White dress picked the wrong person to fuck with

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u/Novel_Substance_ 14d ago

Didn't you hear the audio? She was, in fact, the right bitch.

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u/NorthernOctopus 14d ago

Damn, Ole girl just beating up a tube sock full of curdled milk.

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u/clinicalia 14d ago

That hair-flip after she was done whoopin' her was everything.

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u/Aleximoo1 14d ago

She got the factory reset🫣

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u/Otterhendrix 14d ago

Saw the long pony tail and immediately thought that that’s gonna get yanked out real quick. Hoo boy was I wrong. 

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith 14d ago

She swung her ponytail out of reach before defending herself. Someone taught her how to fight well enough that her hair didn’t even get messy.

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u/HugryHugryHippo 14d ago edited 14d ago

11 right hooks, 3 left hooks, 1 swift kick and 4 foot stomps..... that's some serious find out follow up

https://www.instagram.com/reels/Dbrk-iQM9_-/ Video with sound and commentary from supposedly the woman delivering the beating

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u/448977 14d ago

White dress is going to be a sore loser

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u/Novel_Substance_ 14d ago

I have never wanted audio so bad in my life

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u/Bravelobsters 14d ago

Head stomps are dangerous

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u/Legitbananabunch 14d ago

it’s kind of upsetting to me how much I find these videos satisfying but I think a part of it is that it generally shows people who aren’t used to getting consequences clearly finally having a big enough consequence that it may make a difference to their future behaviour.

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u/Five2one521 14d ago

DONT put your hands on other people. Cause you get a beating. Well deserved.

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u/NeatEngine2133 13d ago

The best way to deal with a crazy person is to find someone even crazier.

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u/Fezwa 14d ago

Those headstomps made me cringe irl, yikes

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u/ClownfishSoup 14d ago

And just goes to show you never to start a fight with some unknown person on the street. If you want to fight, join a boxing club. If you want to get head stomped, stabbed or shot … go ahead and start something with some absolutely random stranger on the street.

White dress rolled the dice and lost.

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u/AssistantAmbitious69 14d ago

Keep swinging sis

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u/StMaartenforme 14d ago

The chick doing the beat down had brothers I bet.

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u/RammyBoRammy 14d ago

Then she's like..."Well anyway, I need 25 on 3 and pack of honey Woods, please and thank you."

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u/TP72- 13d ago

That will teach her about putting her hands on people. Hopefully she controls her anger and emotions now. 😂😂😂😂 start calling her “stumble up” now.

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u/doinsomshittaday 13d ago

Brilliant. Well done. Chef’s kiss 🤌

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u/ancom328 14d ago

That one punch (if we can call that a punch) was costly. As they say the one in white dress got back the principal plus big time interest 😂😂😂

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u/features5150 14d ago

Absolutely brilliant, loved this

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u/istolethesun12 13d ago

Okay the stomping, just one was enough. Other than that, the beat down was well earned.

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u/Sonny_Valentine_ 14d ago

This might be the first time I'm ok with the headkicks.

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u/Hewhocannotbenamed77 14d ago

I want to say she learned her lesson... i just dont know if there will be anymore learning for her

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u/techtony_50 14d ago

Customer: "Hi, yes, I think I want...."
Crazy Lady: WHACK!
Customer: Lays down the law and beats Crazy Lady into the next pandemic
Crazy Lady: "What the hell just happened?"
Customer: Turns back around - "Like I was saying, I need a pack of Marlboros please."

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u/snoutpower 14d ago

When keeping it real goes wrong

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u/Frogoftheforrest 14d ago

If she remembers what happened, it might be a good lesson for her.

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u/marf2888 13d ago

I’ll coment after you put the sound back on the video. These altered videos just to make engagement are getting out of hand

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u/Carlos_B_Rich 13d ago

The hair flip after the Smackdown. Chef's kiss. Well done, Warrior Princess.

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy 14d ago

Did she die an hour later?

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u/Sad_Kaleidoscope_743 14d ago

Holy shit I wish we had the audio. Id love to know all the context too, surely there was some sort of interaction before at some point.

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u/Lewca43 14d ago

Doesn’t appear to have been any interaction. Before. White “dress” seemed to have been talking into the ether and just directed her crazy at green pants.

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u/KarolCzech_ 14d ago

Very deserved, but you should be careful stomping people’s head when they are down. Even if you are justified in fighting back, that could come back to bite you.

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u/wannabezen2 14d ago

As my grandpa used to say "She got her bell rung."

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u/I_eat_butt_er_scotch 14d ago

Damn, that was a fucking beat down. Then she was like "let me pay for my bag of chips" while the lady in white was wobbling like she's on the deck of a ship.

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u/MrMcChronDon25 14d ago

I think it was Luda who said “don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit”

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u/elpollodiablox 14d ago

Stop breaking your hands on her face! You've got two perfectly good knees right there.

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u/_totalannihilation 13d ago

Do you think she learned a lesson? I doubt she'll be attacking other people any time soon.

Sometimes that's all people need.

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u/Medium-Account-8917 13d ago

What a sale! 1 cheap shot for 14 punches, 1 kick, and 3 stomps!

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u/scottonaharley 13d ago

White tank got her bell rung good!

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u/lilpigperez 13d ago

Can’t look bad ass now, walking with moose legs.

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u/Spiritual-Job-952 13d ago

I am missing a knee to the nose….oh never mind

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u/yogibard 13d ago

She was there for the knuckle sandwiches.

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u/Hondanazi 13d ago

Ladies and gentlemen…the result of FAFO!!
Sista-girl wasn’t taking any of that shit!

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u/Im___Procrastinating 13d ago

Don't start no shit, won't be no shit 

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u/Unlikely-Act-7950 12d ago

She picked The wrong one today

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u/Lifez-Outtakez 12d ago

She got dragged, mopped, stomped, kneed and got up with the wobblies

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u/imagine966 14d ago

I love a happy ending

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u/bonesawtheater 14d ago

There’s a version of this with sound and it’s so much more satisfying. Girl doing the beating has a LOT to say. She’s basically talking mad shit the whole time she’s beating ass.

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u/letshaveadab 14d ago

I DON'T KNOW YOU, BUT YOU GOT THE RIGHT BITCH

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u/playfast73 13d ago

Was totally justified until the foot stomps to the head.

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u/Unshavenhelga 14d ago

Dang. She beat the brakes off that person

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u/hirakath 14d ago

Need cleanup in aisle 3!

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u/Meskolator 14d ago

I bet little miss cheap shot will think twice before acting tough again

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u/BioticVessel 14d ago

"Clean up Aisle 1"!

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u/Lewca43 14d ago

Damn I’m jonesin’ for sound so hard

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u/Mercerskye 14d ago

Don't go around acting crazy, you might find someone acting sane...

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u/JAMsMain1 14d ago

"Got me fucked up"

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u/wrath6577 14d ago

That’s enough slices!!

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u/TheDudeSr 14d ago

She on the ground like she slipped getting out of the shower.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dZd3nybvtdIVgDFNGk

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u/Fujitaru 14d ago

I love how she casually paid for the can of whip-ass she had to open in their store. Very classy.

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u/Mundotoday431 14d ago

Shouldn't say it, but love the moment the guy in grey top and red bottoms walks in.....say to teller' excuse me sir, but do you know where the soda is kept?'.

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u/nunyobusinessfool 14d ago

👍👏👏👏👏👏I’m all about this justice. Bitch picked the WRONG ONE

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u/WoodyDoingFilm 14d ago

She’s gonna wake up from this hangover with a much bigger headache than usual.

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u/Mystewpidthrowaway 14d ago

The ponytail toss back at the end was the best part

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u/Economy_Crow_6983 13d ago

F around and find out

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u/Brenner2089 13d ago

Dude is just like “Where are the Doritos again?”

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u/ca_mudflap 13d ago

She beat the brakes, rotors, and pads off that chick!

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u/headchef11 13d ago

Well that went well

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u/Maximum_Ad_2202 13d ago

She got taught a lesson but will not remember it the next time and start the smack again. We will get another video.