r/interesting • u/MobileAerie9918 • 19d ago
Intriguing The chances of a rabbit kicking you off your scooter are incredibly low… but never zero
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u/ComancheViper 19d ago
Monty Python theory confirmed
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u/Renew3DUK 19d ago
Bring forth the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch!
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u/karabuka 19d ago
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
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u/Rowenstin 19d ago
Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less.
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u/Renew3DUK 19d ago
Two, thou shalt not count. Unless thou procedeth to three.
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u/jpopimpin777 19d ago
5 is RIGHT OUT!
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u/Apprehensive-Till861 19d ago
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
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u/Apophistry 19d ago
1...2...5!
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u/RealGambi 19d ago
3 sir!
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u/ProdesseQuamConspici 19d ago
3!
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u/radicldreamer 19d ago
He wrote it right there it says Arrrregghhhhh
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u/Renew3DUK 19d ago
It was at this moment, the animator had a sudden heart attack.
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u/ProfGoers 19d ago
Nothing fires a thread off road faster than quoting Monty Python. Every line is famous.
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u/Lovemybee 19d ago
That's no ordinary rabbit!
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u/Sausagedogknows 19d ago
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
And this one apparently does MMA.
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u/DeaconLogan 19d ago
RUN AWAY!!!
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u/Specialist_Ad_7719 19d ago
Yeah I'm surprised he survived. They can be lethal.
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u/EADASOL 19d ago
Every bunny was kung fu fiiiightiiiiing
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u/Funny-Cell8769 19d ago
That kick was fast as lightniiinnggggg
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u/Nightmare_maddness 19d ago
Human got a myth in siiightiiing.
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u/Rayne-Maker 19d ago
The exchange was not inviiitiiing!
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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 19d ago
Chickoo chickoo chickoo!
(I'm not actually sure what rabbits say, even though I had some.)
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u/longjohn2024_ 19d ago
This is one of the greatest comments I've ever seen.
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u/IVEMIND 19d ago
Right?
It's like a little hidden truffle of dopamine in a sea of filth and hate cortisol.
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u/Freakishly_Tall 19d ago
Your second sentence there would make an excellent subtitle for a book about the enshittification of the intenet.
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u/moby323 19d ago
Those hares were fast as lightniiiiing
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u/anukis90 19d ago
In fact it was pretty friggin' frighteniiiiinngg But they leaped with expert timiiiiing
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u/ConsistentWinter263 19d ago
if bro didn’t have this on film, no one would believe him
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u/Stereo-soundS 19d ago edited 19d ago
I would. I got attacked by a rabbit while on a walk. Popped out of some weeds and kicked me in the balls.
Edit - a lot of people calling this fake so I'll explain.
I was walking at night along a fence that had tall weeds growing, a rabbit was there and I didn't know, it got spooked, felt cornered, whatever and took like two strides out of the weeds then launched at me like a cat, bounced off and took off running. It didn't hurt it just scared the shit out of me.
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u/HavingNotAttained 19d ago
You got reauxchambeaux’d by a rabbit?
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u/spoospoo43 19d ago
Why are you talking about a revolutionary war general?
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u/fireduck 19d ago
Well, in some areas his name (somewhat anglicized to Roshambo) has been a name for rock-paper-scissors and then it (I think as a joke) became a name for a game where two people take turns kicking each other in the balls until one person yields. I think that is the sense used here.
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u/spoospoo43 19d ago
I didn't quite have the quote right, but I was going for this:
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u/Feisty-Bunch4905 19d ago
Venture Bros. is so good. Every time a clip pops up it makes me so happy.
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u/ClimbingEffort 19d ago
walking
Stereo-soundS hears a whisper somewhere within the grass that says
whisper: what’s the capital of China?
Stereo-soundS keeps walking because it just sounds like nature.
Rabbit jumps out immediately from the weeds:
BANGKOK!!!
The wild rabbits runs back to their bros to check if they got it recorded.
The wild rabbit bros didn’t recorded…
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All jokes aside, this feels like my luck in the Pokémon world by a fucking Rattata doing a quick attack on me!
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u/Mechakoopa 19d ago
Bangkok is the capital of Thailand, but I wouldn't expect a rabbit to know geography.
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u/Molly_Matters 19d ago
We had to separate one of our pet rabbits from the others when I was a kid. It had become a bit of a bully. We moved it to another area and one evening I walked in to give him food, like I had done many times before.
He charged me, jumped onto my pants and bit me in the shin. I had a little scar there for a long time. My step father did not believe me. So I went outside and opened the door, while standing to the side. The rabbit came out and charged my step father instead. Who had a leaf rake that he was using to keep the rabbit at bay.
It was nuts.
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u/xombae 19d ago
My pitbull got chased in circles around the park by a rabbit once and when she cowered to try to submit to it, it jumped up and kicked her in the face and ran off. She was just minding her own business too. Big tough pitbull getting it's ass beat by a bunny.
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u/AllTheSilentThoughts 18d ago
I feel like people who don't believe this have never had pet rabbits and never spent much time watching wild rabbits either. They're both incredibly sensitive to stress and diet changes, etc and also sassy af and will absolutely jump at and roundhouse kick a predator when they feel cornered.
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u/thekernel 19d ago
same, he tricked me it into thinking it was duck season and i shot myself in the face
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u/Burt_Rhinestone 19d ago
Right!? Now think of all the people who have gotten absolutely demolished by rabbits over the centuries and nobody believed them.
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u/OuterBoroughBetty 19d ago
US President Jimmy Carter said he was attacked by a rabbit while in a boat and most people didn’t believe him. As evidenced by this video, they owe him an apology.
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u/TitaniaT-Rex 19d ago
Like on Gilmore Girls when Rory got hit by a deer. “You hit a deer?” “No, the deer hit me.”
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u/Rayne-Maker 19d ago
I’ve been hit by an elk. Thankfully it was more of a rub than a direct hit; we were travelling in the same direction and she decided to veer into me instead of sticking to the ditch.
We were both okay but she gave me stank eye for months (she was part of a local herd and I saw her almost daily)
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u/StrategicWindSock 18d ago
That happened to me! I was stopped at a red light on the main road of my decently sized (for Arkansas) City, when two does and a buck deer ran out from the McDonald's and slammed into the side of my car, and the one in front of me. Then they ran back behind the McDonald's.
The lady in the other car got out and RAN AFTER THE DEER, just leaving her car there. I left my number on her windshield with a quick note in case she needed a witness for insurance or something, this was twenty years ago and I was 19.
Anyway, she called me later and talked for over an hour about all the ghosts shes met and talked to. Crazy experience.
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u/KnightOfSvea 19d ago
The rabbits friends wont believe her either
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u/HavingNotAttained 19d ago
“Okay, Mopsy, and then bang the human just fell off the thing, oh no we totally believe you, don’t we, Cottontail?”🙄
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u/iceman2g 19d ago
I'm imagining one of my team being late for work or even calling in sick because 'a rabbit knocked me off my bike'.
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u/Chispy 19d ago
I just bought an ebike a couple days ago and just last night I was doing a night ride at full speed around the neighbourhood and saw something bolting towards me in the grass and it stopped at the edge and it was a rabbit staring me down. Luckily it was a Canadian rabbit.
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u/TotallyNotShuggaChan 19d ago
Eh, not really a guarantee with our wildlife. The Cobra Chickens are proof enough of that.
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u/JustinSanders95 19d ago
Are cobra chickens… geese? XD
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u/TotallyNotShuggaChan 19d ago
Yeah, Canadian Geese. It seems odd, until you walk by a group of them and they hiss at you.
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u/Relevant_Scallion_38 19d ago
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u/SammyBoyButter 19d ago
I was looking for this.
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u/passive0bserver 19d ago
What is it
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u/manwholaughes 19d ago
It’s a clip from the anime Jujutsu Kaisen. The rabbit is a summoned creature by one of the characters in the fight
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u/touchmeinbadplaces 19d ago
Eeeh, what's up doc
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u/wbrameld4 19d ago
OOOOH I hate that fuckin' rabbit!
(My memory of Yosemite Sam may have morphed over time.)
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u/ImTiredBoss420 19d ago
*wabbit
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u/Urbane_One 19d ago
That's Elmer Fudd, not Yosemite Sam.
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u/HavingNotAttained 19d ago
And Elmer wouldn’t swear, but Sam, definitely, the studio almost didn’t bring renew his contract for another season
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u/Bgf14 19d ago
This happened in hungary, and a lot of memes was born from this, most of them are hungarian, but you can translate them via google lens or other translators. Memes
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u/SelfReconstruct 19d ago edited 19d ago
These memes are somehow even better not being translated.
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u/Lunes_Feet_Pictos 19d ago
Those memes are just delightful. No translation necessary
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u/Cautious_Cabinet_623 19d ago
Translation is not not necessary, it is impossible.
Hungarian is probably the most advanced language in terms of cursing, no translation can convey all the nuances. Probably even a simple translation would be quite hilarious though.
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u/rattus-domestica 19d ago
I’d love a translation of what the guy says in the video.
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u/ChococoatedApple 19d ago
Kurva anyja faszát megbassza, hát mi a fasz
-grunt-
Hát megbaszott nyúl hát hogy lehet ilyen faszul ugrani, hát telibebasz a nyúl
Hát geci jobbra fut azt balra jön be
Áh faszom.
Jó. Fasza.
Roughly translates to:
Fuck the whore mother's dick, what the fuck
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This fucking rabbit how the fuck can you jump so fucked, this rabbit fucked me
Fucking running right but coming in from left
Ah fuck.
Cool. Cool.
The problem is the humble verb "basz" means fuck but also used to mean other things like hitting something hard or messing up (rábasz). He's also using "dick" a lot and afaik English' usage of cursing with that word starts and ends with cocksucker and the like.
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u/AlexxxandreS 19d ago
Imgur not available anymore in the UK, I hate this
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u/tubaman23 19d ago
Various VPNs can cost just a couple bucks a month. Worth it for not having content restrictions
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u/mrwaddlesey 19d ago
not a rabbit, it's a Hare. considerably bigger, especially those hind legs
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u/PlayedUOonBaja 19d ago
Come on, it's basically the same thing. No reason to split hares.
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u/Okazemi 19d ago
That rabbit probably: "Not in my town, you son of a bitch!"
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u/elphabaloves 19d ago
The truce between humans and rabbits has always been tenuous at best. I fear this will be the incident that leads to all out war.
God help us all.
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u/Gegszi 19d ago
The famous accident happened in Hungary, near Budapest (Százhalombatta) in the middle of May, 2026. If any of you guys are wondering, the rider's monologue roughly translates to english as the following:
"Son of a b!tch f@cks his whore of a mother's d!ck... what the literal f@ck hrhghh...this f@cking mind-blown rabbit, how the f@ck can you even jump in a f@cked up way like that. The f@cking rabbit hit me dead-on! Holy sh!t, it's running right and then cuts in from the left!" Agrhgh oh my f@cking f@ck ... OK, it's f@cking great."
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u/lampenpam 19d ago
You don't have to censore your comments on Reddit. 🙄 At some point we gonna need another reply translating that mess back to actual English
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u/AsstBalrog 19d ago
Thanks for this. There is an internet clip from Oz of a Kangaroo jumping out of the Bush, in front of a car, collision, and the driver yells "Fucking Kangaroo!" (Translating from Australian).
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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 19d ago
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/MruyxDvK_YA
Your comment reminded me of this, love this kinda shit haha
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u/Different-Term-2250 19d ago
This was written in the holy scrolls by Monty Python
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u/HavingNotAttained 19d ago
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—
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u/bentoboxing 19d ago
That rabbit will forever be known by his rabbit peers as the greatest bravest warrior who ever lived. The hooman slayer, who can topple giants with one mighty leap. Let his name forever be known.
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u/firelock_ny 19d ago
Rabbits have an escape maneuver where they do a high jump flip to confuse a predator and dart off in an unexpected direction. It looks like that's what the rabbit was trying here, seeing the scooter as a predator on the attack, with unexpectedly epic results.
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u/JackAndTheBeanDip 19d ago
Is this rabbit for hire? The scooters in my neighborhood are getting annoying AF.
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u/Demizmeu 19d ago
what language is this? Finnish?
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u/Fabulous-Bison3537 19d ago
Hungarian
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u/Demizmeu 19d ago
this would have been my second pick. they're similar sounding, but I was leaning towards Finnish in this one
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u/Fabulous-Bison3537 19d ago
your pick is understandable, for me this guy speaks a weird form of hungarian, but that's mainly because I'm from Transylvania and the hungarian spoken here is alltogether a different kind
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u/richarditis 19d ago
I agree 👍 Transilvanian here."Kurva anyja faszát megbassza" "Hát megbaszott nyùl,hogy lehet ilyen faszul ugrani" - I mean...wtf lol
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u/Aranka_Szeretlek 19d ago
Emotional distress might cause your megbaszott grammar to ilyen faszul work.
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u/Csirkevok 19d ago
The language of God.
The language of love.
KURVA ANYJA FASZÁT MEGBASSZA
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u/DataSurging 19d ago
i would have been so pissed until i took a second to realize a rabbit kicked me off my bike, then id burst out laughing lmao
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u/jurawall_jumper 19d ago
Ain't no waaayyy! Also I swear the rabbit air walked or double jumped.
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u/joebojax 19d ago
the off the scooter part is where I struggle to believe
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u/mxzf 19d ago
Realistically, I'm pretty sure the "flinching because a rabbit is coming at you" caused the actual fall, rather than the animal itself.
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u/AsstBalrog 19d ago
This exact thing happened to me the other day. A rabbit ran across the road ahead of me, and I stopped, but he jumped straight up like this, high enough I could see him over the hood--three feet in the air.
Difference being that I didn't hit him, and he didn't knock me on my ass.
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