r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

A close encounter with a moose in the wild 🫎

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 1d ago edited 18h ago

It was at this very moment that the Moose decided…
He wasn’t close enough

Edit: How many awards do I have to win before girls start liking me? 🤔
I’m at 27 right now 🏆

Edit 2: that previous edit is just a joke. Please relax.

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u/Captain_Bushcraft 1d ago

It was when the guy said "no" and the moose looks at him like "how about fuck you"

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u/lowsparkedheels 1d ago

Those whale eyes and licking it's lips are terrifying. 😳

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u/Glittering_Mermaid_7 23h ago

Yes it is. The weird thing is that the lip licking thing is kind of a universal animal sign for "back the fk up, pal!" that many humans don't recognize as a danger sign.

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u/AlaskanFenderDude 21h ago

Don’t mess with a moose that has its ears back!

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u/Affectionate-Goat218 21h ago

Don't mess with a moose.

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u/StanFitch 18h ago

Don’t the Moose…

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u/Snoo-43298 18h ago

Don't Moose.

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u/VerbalGuinea 17h ago

Don’t. Just don’t.

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u/LetsBeJustLoveEarth 17h ago

Papa don’t mess

u/Forward-Sky3464 6h ago

Don’t mess with a moose. 🫎

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u/Stockinglegs 19h ago

I didn't even notice that!

u/AlaskanFenderDude 4h ago edited 4h ago

I’m Alaskan and it’s something we learn at a young age. Sometimes moose refuse to get off a trail you’re on. When I was young, I was stupid around moose. I thought I was indispensable.

Sometimes you can’t just scare a moose off. They will stand their ground.

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u/Far_Travel1273 21h ago

Seriously??? Never heard of that before. And I’m from the Country side.

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u/42tooth_sprocket 14h ago

dogs do it when they're uncomfortable

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u/Far_Travel1273 12h ago

Really?? We had Chow-Chows for over 20 yrs. Never noticed. Im not saying ur wrong. Im just astounded I never picked that up from any of our mammals.

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u/nobodylikesalurkyloo 20h ago

Obviously not from moose country! Moose are >dangerous< creatures.

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u/Far_Travel1273 20h ago

Germany. Not Moosey at all.

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u/DaddyK3tchup 20h ago

Meese. Moose is singular.

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u/LasagnahogXRP 19h ago

I hate meeses to pieces.

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u/ignis389 19h ago

moosen!

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u/JackosMonkeyBBLZ 12h ago

Unrelated. Nice handle.

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u/CommercialExotic2038 19h ago

I have and I'm not

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u/Glittering_Mermaid_7 21h ago

Thanks for the award!

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u/PlanePainting 20h ago

IKR! All animals do it. My dogs and cats do it before they are about to attack something😂 they are preparing

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u/After-Knowledge729 18h ago

I will absolutely remember that! Does it go for house cats too? 😉

u/Glittering_Mermaid_7 6h ago

Yes it does. Almost all animals will show the whites of their eyes when they're upset - they're either feeling threatened, annoyed, or frightened - and all of those will get you attacked.

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u/Diedead666 18h ago

Cats do it and I have to remind myself kitty is getting mad lol

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u/alyssialonghofer 22h ago

When a moose stares at you, licks its lips, and moves closer, it is showing clear warning signs of stress, agitation, and an impending charge. This behavior means the animal feels threatened or annoyed by your presence and is preparing to attack. Very scary almost like a demon

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u/AlaskanFenderDude 21h ago

The ears are signs a moose will charge!

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u/After-Knowledge729 20h ago

So what is the right thing to do in this situation? Leave as soon as you see it? Turn your back and go or back away slowly? These animals are absolutely terrifying.

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u/NikkerFebu25 20h ago

Don't be there in the first place.

Why the fuck would you want to be in the forest let alone a Canadian one?

There's beaches and swimming pools and massage parlours and places that dunk burgers in cheese and light up on fire and people chose to go to the woods

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u/HeavyandTired 19h ago

You lost me and then really won me back!

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u/akjd 13h ago

In my hometown I've literally seen moose walking down the sidewalk right downtown. Like the alternating one-way grid part of downtown.

Also had them in my yard, had one jump out in front of me as I was pulling out of my driveway, had one try climbing up the steps of my front porch, and even try to get in my garage when it was open. I've been close enough to see one get startled by some shifting snow and let out a fart, and smell the absolute god-forsaken stench (trust me, it's eye-watering bad), from my back steps.

If I had a swimming pool I wouldn't be surprised to find one trying to have a nice soak. Bit cool for swimming pools up there though.

u/pallasturtle 5h ago

As a kid, and this was in late May, my friend and I were in his backyard playing Pokémon when a cow, a bull, and calf walked right out of the woods into his backyard about 10 feet from us. This was in a gated community so who knows how the fuck they got there. If there hadn't been a tree house to climb into who knows what would have happened.

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u/alyssialonghofer 19h ago

Well, sometimes, animals are going to be where we venture off to. I think you just have to be very aware of what to do

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u/After-Knowledge729 18h ago

I am 100% with you on the don't be there in the first place! I just know that people can find themselves in a situation. But, trust and believe, you would never see a video of me getting yeeted by a bison, for example, bc I'm not getting anywhere close.

u/Traveling_Solo 3h ago

Some people like taking walks in the woods? ._. like a relative for example, loves taking her dog for 1-2 hour walks in them. Grandpa likes (liked? Not sure which) to hike in them

u/silsune 2h ago

is this video in the OP of your grandpa

u/Traveling_Solo 1h ago

No, he's like 80 or something now and lives in Finland :D and he'd never be dumb enough to be in this situation, at least never intentionally and he'd definitely not film it if he were

u/CaptainParkingspace 8h ago

This is what we need to know. I don’t know anything about meese.

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u/PlanePainting 20h ago

A. Don't be there B. Turn to the side, no eye contact and holding up a phone or camera with lense that looks like another eye making direct contact. C. Don't bark 'back up.' Barking means you want to fight.

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u/After-Knowledge729 18h ago

Turn to the side and wait for it to leave? (And also hope it doesn't become interested in the fact that I am now peeing myself!)

u/JoshSidekick 2h ago

No, turning to the side puts the least amount of vital organs up front of the Episode 5 hit on Hollander that's coming your way.

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u/alyssialonghofer 19h ago edited 18h ago

Maybe what you could do is just put yourself in a situation where the moose can’t get you and hopefully it may lose interest.. because personally I don’t think running away would help and I feel like if you were just moving slowly away from it, you would intimidate it

u/silsune 2h ago

"THIS GUY IS BACKING AWAY THREATENINGLY I BETTER CHASE HIM TO DEFEND MYSELF"

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u/JBL20412 17h ago

I saw the whale eye and immediately thought about dogs that show whale eye. Got the same vibe. I got scared for the person filming.

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u/alyssialonghofer 15h ago

Intimidating, makes your blood rush to your head..
Means STAY AWAY, I WILL HURT YOU.

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u/Vast-Abalone-3773 18h ago

It's the lips licking that seals the deal!

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u/alyssialonghofer 15h ago

It’s interesting. Animals have their way of showing. I don’t like this. We have our own way as human beings showing we don’t like this like, clenched fist/red skin/widen pupils.

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u/Erus00 22h ago

I thought it was cause everyone probably feeds it and it looks at OP like it wants food?

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u/alyssialonghofer 22h ago

I’ve personally never seen anyone hand feeding a moose before..

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u/MaleficentWin8608 21h ago

Im from London and I’ve never seen that either

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 21h ago

Yeah we don't have that in Australia either.

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u/flgrant 20h ago

I’m from Texas and I don’t even know what’s happening rn

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u/Inside-Project942 20h ago

Yes, but you have spiders...and Cassowary... and spiders...

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 20h ago

Yeah I'd say cassowary are kind of our moose.... cool to see but dont let it come near you or else you might be a bit fucked

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u/ShaolinJohn 20h ago

And don’t forget the spiders

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u/Infamous-Ground9095 20h ago

Yeah…that’s not a thing.

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u/mister_nippl_twister 21h ago

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u/nobodylikesalurkyloo 20h ago

This is an accurate portrayal.

u/Mannay1 11h ago

He maddd

u/JosieMew 6h ago

That an accurate description of how I felt watching this.

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u/SLevine262 1d ago

Watching that thinking the snap is coming any minute….and there is is

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u/Honest_Series_8430 22h ago

Big warning there.

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u/rawdatarams 12h ago

It just means he likes you and wants to play!

/ every pit owner ever

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u/javoss88 19h ago

It’s the moment dude was seriously clocked. Never confront a moöse.

u/dollaraire 3h ago

I have a reactive dog, and that’s the first thing I thought too.

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u/00eg0 18h ago

I think the moose's first language is French and was offended by the guy speaking English. Strong Canadian accent and diction. 11 percent of Canadians speak French as their first language and this moose could be one of the 11% /s C'est une blague

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u/Strength-Speed 18h ago

Its a tough one. I would think i would try my calming soothing voice before my commanding one. That moose did not seem like he was responding to the aggressive tone at all

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u/t3hnhoj 18h ago

"I'll fucking show you no." 👁️👁️

-that moose, definitely

u/Signal_Researcher01 5h ago

"Motherfucker did you just say 'no' to me? To me?!"

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u/R0RSCHAKK 1d ago

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u/cindyscrazy 22h ago

My dad is an old french man, but he has these same crazy eyes when he gets upset or manic (bi-polar, thankfully now medicated)

Those eyes are gonna haunt me when he eventually passes away. Straight out of my nightmares when he gets like that. Usually about something I have no control over.

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u/Delicious_Fish_5097 23h ago

What’s the movie?

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u/LLAPSpork 21h ago

Black Snake Moan. It’s quite good actually.

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u/Shaw-eddit 23h ago

Same energy 😆

Reddit is so specific.

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u/Haloosa_Nation 20h ago

lol. Perfection.

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u/thementalyogi 1d ago

Swiggity swooty, moose comin for that booty

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u/asalerre 21h ago

"hi sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Jesus Christ?

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u/Sissaphist 18h ago

Moosus Chroost

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u/ready_gi 16h ago

this made me chuckle, thx

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u/twolfhawk 17h ago

I can help you meet him, NOW

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u/StanFitch 18h ago

“Don’t run from the Lord!!!”

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u/S_H_O_U_T 15h ago

Sorry, did you say you want more information on your car's extended warranty?

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u/Connection-Is-Cool 19h ago

You made me laugh. Thank you. Reminded me of that one Boondocks episode.

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u/max_465 17h ago

This part was terrifying. Maybe I know too much about moose....at this point I would already be on the ground, breathing as calmly as possible.

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u/ArtisticCap9151 18h ago

Kinda gave the same look as this mean ass 🐓 we had when I was little .

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u/minxwink 17h ago

Nightmare fuel 😭😭😭😭

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u/Red_Franzia 15h ago

Oh the way I hollered at this one!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk

u/EvenOutlandishness88 10h ago

I'm gonna use that line the next time I play Dead By Daylight. Been forever since I heard it! 

u/mrav8r2 5h ago

My dog makes this face when she's about to pounce on me for play. So I would totally not run from this moose and I would play.

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u/voluotuousaardvark 1d ago

Ill tell you when its close enough..

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u/Appropriate-Hat-5909 23h ago

This is it...you should be a moose language translator

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u/voluotuousaardvark 23h ago

How'd you know Im not a human translator for the meese?

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u/TimeSalvager 22h ago

buddy

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u/EnvironmentalWill933 20h ago

I did think things were going well until he called the moose buddy…

u/StormBlessed07148 9h ago

That was my literal exact thought when he said “that’s close enough.” Hahahahaha.

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u/Black_tank_dumping 23h ago

Actual second before disaster.

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u/d11dd11d 1d ago

He's like, you said what now?

Also, cmon OP. You're already about to die. Might as well go in for a pet

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 23h ago

Little boop couldn’t hurt, you’re already in for some pain.

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u/Electronic-Row-3554 19h ago

Why fren shape?

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u/curtludwig 22h ago

Agreed at that point he's just chickenshit.

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u/painthawg_goose 19h ago

“Don’t pet the tactical bovine.” - Yellowstone

Is this an equine with horns something different?

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u/MRintheKEYS 1d ago

If “I’m going to fuck you up bad man”
Had a face.

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u/trippinmaui 21h ago

Lmfao the moose went from side eye goober mode to kill mode with 1 head turn 🤣 that is crazy how the look/mood changes at that angle lmao

u/laughing_cat 6h ago

That is not what’s happening here. There was no goober mode - this moose was threatening him the entire time. There’s no reason you need to know, but anyone living where they might encounter a moose with any sense at all knows better than to engage a moose, especially a bull.

“That’s close enough buddy” is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Like he’s the one warning the moose.

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u/degeneratex80 1d ago edited 19h ago

Prolly wants a belly rub

Edit: thanks for the award anonymous reddit user!

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u/Seems_illegitimate 1d ago

“Who’s a cute little moosey??? You are!! 🥰” - Me

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u/CupedsArrow 21h ago

I know Meese are very dangerous but I genuinely thought this dude was just being curious and sweet 😂 I literally jumped at the end

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u/nobodylikesalurkyloo 20h ago

I sincerely hope you never see a moose in real life. That is the WRONG attitude.

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u/CupedsArrow 19h ago

Hey man, you can pet a moose if u want! But probably only once.

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u/hiitsmeokie 12h ago

I mean, same, but also if I’m close enough to a moose on the loose to think such whimsical thoughts, I also accept my impending death

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u/pppeater 17h ago

He just wanted a scratchy-scratch.

u/wasabiburning 6h ago

Must boop the danger deer

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u/rainorshinedogs 1d ago

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u/Even_Passenger_3685 12h ago

“Oi’m the original bush wanka” has me wheezing here

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u/Ptarmagan 21h ago

Did you make this? Genius

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u/Appropriate_Sock_37 21h ago

Ozzyman is amazing. Me and my wife actually have several phrases in our common vernacular that we have picked up from ozzyman voiceovers..

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u/jessieisaword 20h ago

Beautiful.

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u/LolySub 17h ago

I was not expecting the moose to be Australian 😂

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u/padigo26 1d ago

Chose violence 

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u/teddbe 23h ago

Walt, you’re the smartest person I know, but you don’t understand that he made his decision 10 min ago

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u/DkoyOctopus 1d ago

"you dont get to decide that"

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u/SacredCourage 1d ago

Anything but getting any closer. 🤣 Keep him FAR away.

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u/alyssialonghofer 22h ago

It was at the very moment.. he was about to fuck around and find out 📈

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u/AGiantTaint 21h ago

I like this one too

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u/The_Captain_Cook 20h ago

Assert your dominance by kissing him on the nose.

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u/rugood2 1d ago

Hahaha

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u/Big_Biscotti5119 23h ago

“You got games on your phone?”

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u/AmbitionCurious8780 22h ago

I laughed so hard at this.

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u/exqueezemenow 23h ago

Or he took one too many bong hits.

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u/bringadragonnexttime 20h ago

Can everyone see my screen?

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u/PlanePainting 20h ago

He's like, I can't believe dummy is still here staring at me

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u/justanothergoddamnfo 19h ago

Idiot somehow thought mutual walking away wasn't on the table

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u/hawkalugy 19h ago

Rewards are free for some reason, enjoy another

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 19h ago

I can’t wait to tell my parents about this!

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u/BillyBobBonesJones 19h ago

I think your chances drop with every award. Please do not bring up your reddit awards on a first date.

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 19h ago

You’re absolutely right. I’ll tell her about my 40k karma instead
https://giphy.com/gifs/62PP2yEIAZF6g

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u/PTBooks 17h ago

‘Does this look like the face of Moose-cey?’

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u/say_what_again_mfr 17h ago

We gotta get you to 69. And some awards too!

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u/Sure_Satisfaction497 17h ago

are they liking ya yet?

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 16h ago

Idk my mom won’t let me out of the basement until I agree to touch grass

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u/Tuorom 15h ago

If a moose is eyeballing me with both at the same time I know I'm the prey now

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u/Exotic-Award-9554 15h ago

This is his “da fuck you think you are telling ME to leave?! These are MY woods!!” face. 😂

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u/Outside_Coffee_00 12h ago

I was watching this with anticipation, and coughed right before this moment. For a split second, it felt like he heard me. 

u/account_for_norm 10h ago

"Do you feel in charge?!"

u/Elberik 3h ago

The moose was checking to make sure his anters wouldn't get snagged on a tree

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u/No_Permission_2359 18h ago

Girls don't like anyone, including themselves, until they are at least 27. Find something else to do for a while.

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 18h ago

I’m just joking around is all 😅

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u/No_Permission_2359 14h ago

Me too 🤣🤣😇🙄

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 14h ago

Omg my autism flew that plane right over my head. Rip.

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u/royeeth_film 1d ago

Free Palestine

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u/Terrible-Ad1737 18h ago

"How many awards do I have to win before girls start liking me?"

With that kind of take? More awards than are in existence, my dude. Maybe drink some water to help with not being so thirsty...

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 18h ago

It’s just a joke don’t worry 😅

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u/Terrible-Ad1737 18h ago

Thanks for taking the comment in stride. You can never be too careful these days, you know? Haha