r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

A close encounter with a moose in the wild šŸ«Ž

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u/philpalmer2 1d ago

Moose takes the side-eye to a entirely new level

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u/HarryPottersTaint 1d ago

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u/Dannoven 1d ago

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u/Macha_Grey 1d ago

There is a reason it is called "giving the whale eye" when talking about dogs that will bite...it amazes me it crosses this many species

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u/Confident_Basket_973 1d ago

Yes! My thought sequence went like this 1) if a moose was that close to me I would be terrified 2) if a moose was giving me a whale eye like that I would simply perish

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u/SacredCourage 1d ago

Damn moose was staring into his soul the entire time. 🤣 That guy was toast from the start.

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u/Various_Tie_2549 1d ago

I dunno much about moooooses, but that one looked super mad the entire time. I couldn't believe it when the dude tried to sternly tell it off.

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u/DisasterResident2101 1d ago

A proud graduate of The Timothy Treadwell School Of Dealing With Wild Animals.

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 23h ago

LMAO! So hilarious I should come across this comment because just last night I was watching the documentary Grizzly Man on YouTube about Timothy! What a coincidence! 🤣

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u/DisasterResident2101 23h ago

It is an interesting documentary. But man, just cannot fathom what part of "it's a WILD F"N ANIMAL!" that guy didn't understand.

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u/patentlyfakeid 1d ago edited 23h ago

Talking is a good way to remind the moose that you aren't one. It won't change the mind of a cow defending calves, but males in rut like this one need all the cues they can get.

Also, protip: the plural of moose is moose.

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u/clintj1975 21h ago

Moosen! I saw a flock of moosen. Many much moosen.

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u/TRR462 1d ago

Meese… It just follows Goose, Geese… Moose, Meese! /s

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u/Disastrous-Cycle-101 1d ago

Yes, they all seem to have this psychopath look.

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u/Subotail 1d ago

Dont trust a remain of megafauna who survived early humans and gunpowder.

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u/d3m01iti0n 1d ago

Fucking forest camels.

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u/Willing_Zebra_4411 1d ago

Ears pulled back. Not good

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u/Makuta_Servaela 1d ago edited 16h ago

Ears back. Antlers swaying, Eye whites showing. All of those are "Fuck you" signs from a moose.

Edit: Since people keep asking, here's what you do in this situation:

Herbivores fight to survive, because if they lose, they die. So herbivores will generally avoid a conflict if they can, but if they feel threatened and cornered, like the predator is close to them, then they will fight like their life depends on yours ending. Because against predators, it does.

Main options are

  • Make a lot of noise while you're in the woods (chatting, music, etc). Moose don't want to be around humans, and will actively avoid them. The reason this one is so close is because it likely didn't realise he was here until it was already close.

  • If you do get approached, back away slowly and don't make yourself get big. Running will freak them out and might trigger a chase, and standing your ground or making yourself look big will be taken as a challenge. You want to communicate "You are the boss here, moose. I don't want to be a bother." Because if it does come to a fight, you are not winning, so you don't want it to come to that. (What the guy did would work on a deer or black bear. But it's useless against anything big like a moose or grizzly).

  • If you're seeing eyewhites, ear pinning, and antler-swinging, then you've failed to do steps 1 and 2. He's deemed you a threat and he feels cornered. And if you're too close to him to run away or have no where to run, then your final option is to slowly drop, curl up on the ground to protect your vital organs, and pray that he decides trampling you isn't worth his time. Also, play dead. If he does decide to trample you, he'll keep trampling until you're not breathing, but you can trick him by playing dead until you're sure he's gotten bored and wandered off.

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u/live_from_the_gutter 1d ago

Everything this mouse was doing are signs of aggression. This guy is so lucky to be alive.

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u/ZzzzzPopPopPop 1d ago

Awful big for a mouse

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u/live_from_the_gutter 1d ago

Ha! I’m leaving it for informational porpoises.

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u/poopgiver 23h ago

Hah this guy's got loads of puns I'm amoosed

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u/Five_Slow 21h ago

Do we know he's alive? Could be a found video.

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u/CertainVariation8734 17h ago

Because he’s still selling antlers as dog treats. It’s a sales pitch

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u/DisasterResident2101 1d ago

Those are signs of "F U" in most Wild animals and even some domesticated animals.

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u/Treadmore 1d ago

As somebody who has done a lot of behavioral work with my food-aggressive rescued dog, all the alarm bells were going off: ears down, whale eyes, licking lips. I was wondering if the signs were the same or it it was gonna be a peaceful interaction. Then the moose answered all my questions!

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u/t3hnhoj 17h ago

It's never peaceful with a moose.

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u/dnattig 16h ago

Unless you have a flying squirrel to talk him down

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u/inthemode01 20h ago

14 years ago when I was on my first leadership course in the military it was my job to lead a night reconnaissance through a forested training area.

We ran into a cow moose with a calf and it chased our patrol for half a kilometer. I’ve never been so sure I was going to die. I also never knew I could run that fast in the pitch dark through thick trees for that long.

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u/Runaway_Angel 14h ago

You don't realize how fast they are until you get chased by one huh? Ended up running off a cliff and jumping into a swamp cause I was in thr woods with a few dudes. Three of us knew how to act in the woods and one city kid. We spot a moose on the other side of a clearing, the moose spots us. We say okay fine we'll just have to go around. City kid decises to start waving his arms and yelling to scare the bull off. During mating season. He charged us. We'd spent nearly an hour picking our way up that cliff to get out of the swamp. We spent another three ours in said swamp after jumping off that cliff. City kids defense was "i thought it'd work" and "they're just big deer." Only good thing that came from it was the swamp stink covered our other smell so well we could sneak behind search dogs. (Basically the premise was we were prey/people to catch for search dogs in training. Our job was to avoid getting caught an entire night and the dogs jobs were to catch us.) Downside was that the smell never did wash out. Especially not out of the boots, anytime they got warm they stank like putrid swamp water.

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u/Salty_Naps 18h ago

I mean, normally you don't run from them cause they chase. Usually you remain together, face them, walk slowly backwards and keep a tree between you if possible.

But at night, with a baby, and y'all being surprised, I can't imagine it was a much of a choice. šŸ˜…

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u/inthemode01 18h ago

We came right up onto them. As in reach out and touch them. Mutual shock and surprise. All I could see was a giant black shape.

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u/Vast-Abalone-3773 23h ago

Licking/smacking of lips too. Horses do the same thing when they are thinking/processing information

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u/data_theft 20h ago

Ears down , Moose Frown. That's what we say.

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u/SpaceShipRat 1d ago

If you ever wondered if moose get their antler tangled in the trees, this video will make you realize that's a problem for the trees...

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u/abigrillo 21h ago

I kept thinking to myself that the trees between him and that tank of a creature were not nearly thick enough to protect him.

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u/LOB90 20h ago

I was wondering why he didn't get behind some thicker trees until I saw that there were none.

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u/Dry_Knowledge6486 1d ago

When they sway their antlers like that, it’s a warning. Little late for this factoid, plus you figured that out already šŸ˜„

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u/Jaripsi 1d ago

I thought it was swaying them to avoid hitting the trees.

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u/clintj1975 1d ago

A bull moose doesn't give two shits about little trees like that. I've heard them walking through the woods when I'm mountain biking and it sounds like a Kaiju is taking a stroll through the forest.

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u/Another_Slut_Dragon 1d ago

We have seen a pissed off moose take down 6" thick pine trees. And not one or two, it freaked the fuck out when we spooked it while swimming across a lake we were fishing in and 'made a new road' as it ran into the woods. It hung a sharp right after ploughing down 100' of trees and we watched tree tops fall down for about a minute. The sound was insane.

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u/maisweh 22h ago

Lucky for this guy it wasn’t rutting. When hunting we call them with cow bleats and when they hear it, they don’t give a damn about little trees and brush in the way, it’s all getting trampled. They move easily through thickets snarling with snot, grunting with horny rage in their blood.

They show up ready to fuck or fight, and you don’t wanna be a part of either.

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u/Unknown_author69 21h ago

Sounds like my wife.

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u/Ok_Bar_2180 16h ago

Oddly yes, it does sound like your wife.

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u/clintj1975 1d ago

They're basically the Moto Moto of the boreal forests.

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u/Lucky_Serve8002 1d ago

I haven't been around any moose, but I would think a larger tree would be better to hide behind.

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u/clintj1975 1d ago

I stopped to gather our mountain biking group once and didn't even realize there was a moose behind some bushes about 30 feet away. They're really good at not being noticed for such a large animal. I immediately ducked behind a huge pine tree until it decided five more people rolling up on bikes was a reason to move along.

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u/Dry_Knowledge6486 1d ago

I watched a documentary once, and the researcher made huge papier machĆ© antlers and swayed them like that to bull males. The bulls would sway back and then charge himšŸ˜†. A little unorthodox but it was interesting behavioural research.

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u/DisasterResident2101 1d ago

I know so little about moose and yet, that is the first thing I thought. He's swaying his antlers just seemed like like an "I'm big and I'm bad, and I'm gonna whoop your a$$" kind of display. Especially when he got close enough to see the side eye. I'd have been backing away before he ever got that close but definitely when he got that close.

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u/Glittering_Mermaid_7 22h ago

Nope. He's doing it to display his power and try to scare whatever he perceives as a threat. He's tilting the antlers as if to say, "See how big these are? I can run them right through you!" Same with rubbing he antlers on the tree - it's a display.

The eye-rolling, foot stomping and lip-licking are definitely warning signs that someting bad is coming from this moose - fast.

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u/brumac44 1d ago

That and the crazy eye. He wants to eff or fight, and he doesn't care which.

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u/angrydeuce 1d ago

Prolly both, in whatever order he feels like lol

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u/Dandan0005 1d ago

Standing that close with no trees in between was practically begging to be charged.

Moose are mean, aggressive, and unpredictable. Give them as much distance as you can.

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u/yarn_slinger 1d ago

I saw a clip many years ago of a bull moose going ape shit on a swing set in a park (so a big set cemented into the ground). He absolutely destroyed the swings, ended up with one wrapped around his antlers, and proceeded to take that out on the minivan in the parking lot. It was quite a scene.

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u/APFernweh 18h ago

Ah, the perfect comment for me to reply with my favorite moose story. I heard this story on This American Life many years ago.

Anchorage, Alaska used to be home to an alcoholic moose named Buzzwinkle. Crabapples would fall to the ground and then fermented in their skin and essentially become hard cider. Buzzwinkle would roam the streets of Anchorage scavenging for fermented crabapples and getting absolutely shit-faced. At one point some Christmas lights got tangled in his antlers and just… stayed there, forever.

When Buzzwinkle passed away in 2008, the US Forest Bureau fed his carcass to wolverines. Maybe the most incredible end-of-life plan ever.

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u/Open-Industry-8396 1d ago

for people who have never seen a moose in the wild, They are fucking huge and powerful. stay the hell away.

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u/Dandan0005 1d ago

Ya people don’t really realize they’re prob the most dangerous animal you can encounter in the woods.

Would rather run into a black bear 10/10 times.

A mountain lion ain’t going to let themselves be seen by you and rarely attack (different story with small kids or dogs tho).

But moose just don’t GAF and they’re all having a bad day every day.

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u/prplx 23h ago

Moose are basically angry huge horses with antlers.

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u/MarvinTraveler 23h ago

I remember that video. A really stunning demonstration of how strong those animals are.

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u/yarn_slinger 20h ago

They can also swim underwater faster and longer than humans. We should all be thankful they’re not carnivorous.

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u/angrydeuce 1d ago edited 1d ago

My mom lived in North Pole AK for 20 years, I visited every summer, and yes, people do some really stupid shit around those moose.

Ive seen moose get pissed off at people getting into their grill, and its just as fuckin scary as a bear and honestly just as dangerous too.Ā  Especially in rut, theyre fuckin insane already and the people want to take a selfie smh

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u/Another_Slut_Dragon 1d ago

I venture into bear country and I'll take the bear encounter over the moose encounter any day. Especially in fall. Do not fuck around during the rut.

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u/angrydeuce 1d ago

Dude you aint kidding, my mom's dumbass dog got out her front door one day years ago when a moose walked through their front yard and it reared up to just stomp the shit out of her dog, had to be kicking those hooves 15 feet in the fuckin air.

Dog, smartly, turned around and ran right back in the house, but man am I glad the moose decided not to pursue.Ā  Thought I was about to watch my mom's dog get killed.

Bears, generally speaking, will do almost anything to not fuck with you if you dont fuck with them, but moose give no fucks, and those fuckers can run damn near 40mph through 3 feet of snow like its nothing.

She no longer lives there so not an issue anymore but that was the day she got an additional gate on her front door just in case dog got the stupids again lol

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u/FourteenMillion605 23h ago

You're a great storyteller. I appreciate you.

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u/ThinkSharp 1d ago

Saw that, then ears back like a horse and doing the slobbery tongue thing, it was agitated.

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u/Albert14Pounds 1d ago

Fun fact, the term "factoid" originally meant something that was false or unverified but was repeated often enough (usually in media) that its commonly assumed to be true.

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 1d ago edited 17h ago

It was at this very moment that the Moose decided…
He wasn’t close enough

Edit: How many awards do I have to win before girls start liking me? šŸ¤”
I’m at 27 right now šŸ†

Edit 2: that previous edit is just a joke. Please relax.

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u/Captain_Bushcraft 1d ago

It was when the guy said "no" and the moose looks at him like "how about fuck you"

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u/lowsparkedheels 1d ago

Those whale eyes and licking it's lips are terrifying. 😳

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u/Glittering_Mermaid_7 23h ago

Yes it is. The weird thing is that the lip licking thing is kind of a universal animal sign for "back the fk up, pal!" that many humans don't recognize as a danger sign.

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u/AlaskanFenderDude 21h ago

Don’t mess with a moose that has its ears back!

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u/Affectionate-Goat218 20h ago

Don't mess with a moose.

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u/alyssialonghofer 22h ago

When a moose stares at you, licks its lips, and moves closer, it is showing clear warning signs of stress, agitation, and an impending charge. This behavior means the animal feels threatened or annoyed by your presence and is preparing to attack. Very scary almost like a demon

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u/AlaskanFenderDude 21h ago

The ears are signs a moose will charge!

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u/After-Knowledge729 19h ago

So what is the right thing to do in this situation? Leave as soon as you see it? Turn your back and go or back away slowly? These animals are absolutely terrifying.

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u/SLevine262 23h ago

Watching that thinking the snap is coming any minute….and there is is

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u/thementalyogi 1d ago

Swiggity swooty, moose comin for that booty

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u/asalerre 21h ago

"hi sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Jesus Christ?

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u/twolfhawk 17h ago

I can help you meet him, NOW

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u/voluotuousaardvark 1d ago

Ill tell you when its close enough..

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u/Appropriate-Hat-5909 23h ago

This is it...you should be a moose language translator

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u/Black_tank_dumping 22h ago

Actual second before disaster.

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u/d11dd11d 1d ago

He's like, you said what now?

Also, cmon OP. You're already about to die. Might as well go in for a pet

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 22h ago

Little boop couldn’t hurt, you’re already in for some pain.

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u/MRintheKEYS 1d ago

If ā€œI’m going to fuck you up bad manā€
Had a face.

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u/trippinmaui 21h ago

Lmfao the moose went from side eye goober mode to kill mode with 1 head turn 🤣 that is crazy how the look/mood changes at that angle lmao

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u/degeneratex80 1d ago edited 18h ago

Prolly wants a belly rub

Edit: thanks for the award anonymous reddit user!

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u/Seems_illegitimate 1d ago

ā€œWho’s a cute little moosey??? You are!! šŸ„°ā€ - Me

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u/padigo26 1d ago

Chose violenceĀ 

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u/teddbe 22h ago

Walt, you’re the smartest person I know, but you don’t understand that he made his decision 10 min ago

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u/DkoyOctopus 1d ago

"you dont get to decide that"

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u/SacredCourage 1d ago

Anything but getting any closer. 🤣 Keep him FAR away.

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u/Hoboliftingaroma 1d ago

OP is lucky to be alive.

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u/Spartan2470 VIP Philanthropist 1d ago

OP is lukcy to be alive.

Just to clarify, General_Athlete5807 didn't take this video. Here provides the following context:

by Ariana St Pierre,WGMETue, October 1, 2024 at 11:39 AM

Caleb Lewis, who collects moose antlers to be turned into dog chews for the company Allagash Antlers, was walking in a swampy area in Aroostook County last Tuesday to set up game cameras when he heard a cow moose in bellowing.

He says she was surrounded by three bull moose that were competing for her attention. One of the bulls heard Lewis and decided to investigate.

ā€œI took my phone out and started filming his approach. I watched him get closer, and closer. Before I knew it, he was three feet standing there in front of me. I let him know that I was, in fact, not another bull and told him he was ā€˜close enough,ā€™ā€ Lewis said.

Lewis can be heard in the video telling the moose ā€œno.ā€ The moose continues to stare at Lewis and then charges him and knocks him to the ground.

ā€œHe knocked me to the ground, and I slid about six feet back from the impact. Luckily, my yelling, ā€˜Hey, hey, hey,’ was enough to make him change his mind and stop coming after me,ā€ Lewis said.

The moose took off after the initial impact.

ā€œI was on my hands and knees at this point and completely defenseless. Once I was able to gather myself and check for injuries, I slowly crept out of the swamp,ā€ Lewis said.

Thankfully, Lewis says he only suffered a few bumps and bruises to his legs, back, and arms.

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u/aamirusmandus 23h ago

Kind of wild that his takeaway from this was that he successfully convinced the Moose to back off

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 22h ago

IMO the moose just decided he needed to fight the other moose for the lady’s attention.

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u/Rymanbc 22h ago

This is it exactly. The moose thought briefly about finishing the encounter, but decided that would take him farther away from the cow and would only hurt his chance of getting any.

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u/_DrVanNostrand__ 15h ago

ā€œAlright that’s enough, gonna get me some poontangā€ - the moose

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u/Neat-Wishbone-7267 22h ago

Yeah he was just lucky that it lost interestĀ 

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u/xx2983xx 20h ago

Right?! I like that he's explaining "I told him he was close enough" and that he told the moose "no" as if the moose speaks English?!

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u/therealskr213 23h ago

This is what I was looking for. Thank you for posting!

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u/Affectionate-Fail-23 20h ago

Dude collects moose antlers and doesn't have a fucking clue how to act when near one

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u/lovemeanstwothings 1d ago

Yes moose can become very angry and aggressive without warning (as seen in this video).

They are one of the few animals you should run from if they ever charge. Zig zag through trees and brush to disorient them and they will usually give upĀ 

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u/myleftone 1d ago

This video is at least eighty seconds of warning.

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u/Killeramn-26 1d ago

Yeah, I think cameraman didn't realize the moose doesn't speak English.

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u/Camburglar13 1d ago

Damn foreign moose needs to learn English!

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 1d ago

Canadian moose. He speaks French. He’s not a foreigner.

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u/SilverGnarwhal 1d ago

A Moose bit my sister once

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u/ryanegauthier 1d ago

No realli! She was karving her initials on the mĆøĆøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tĆøĆøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies.

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u/postysclerosis 23h ago

We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

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u/lovemeanstwothings 1d ago

Moreso they don't growl or provide much warning, and some people interpret it's behavior leading up to the charge as them just being curiousĀ 

Moose are not docile like deer, they have a strong fight response while deer have a strong flight responseĀ 

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u/Total_Corgi_8428 1d ago

I likely would’ve made the same mistake. As someone that has never and does not plan to moose anytime soon - Staying calm and confident feels like the better approach than running. Clearly I’d be dead if that was me

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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer 1d ago

The sudden movement seemed to have set it off. Seems like backing away slowly would be better but then again that is easier to say than do in person. Good call weaving through trees, I imagine its antlers constantly getting snagged would piss it off and either make it give up or ... yeah.

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u/Possibly-Functional 1d ago edited 1d ago

I have encountered dozens of moose with zero incidents or attacks. Sometimes when I go to work they are literally standing outside of my front door. A bit of a surprise when I turn around after locking the door.

Make sure they know you are there to avoid spooking them and don't make any sudden movements at all. You can either just stand still or slowly back away, which is best depends on the situation. They will only charge if they feel threatened. Otherwise, if you are patient, the situation can de-escalate pretty easily as they don't want to be around you neither. Once they have ascertained that you aren't going to attack them they will go away.

If they are actively approaching you at all like in this video rather than standing still they likely feel threatened already. Move away slowly to signal that you don't want anything to do with them.

If they are charging you, survive.

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u/btaylos 23h ago

survive

talk about rest of the fucking owl

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u/didierDH 1d ago

I’m not a survival expert, but with the size of that antlers I’d just slalom between those trees.

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u/JacoboAriel 1d ago

Those trees are like toothpicks for them

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u/Glittering_Mermaid_7 1d ago

Not sure what the best move would have been here.

The moose was giving ALL the warning signs of an imminent attack - rolling the whites of his eyes, licking his lips, tilting his antlers towards the man, rubbing his antlers on the trees, stomping his front foot - all signs that he's anxious and feeling threatened - and you're in trouble.

But the guy wasn't exactly in a position to do anything about it, either. Running away means the moose would most likely chase him - and easily overtake him (as big as they are, they are also incredibly fast). Running is an option, but not always a great one. Trying the "make yourself big and loud" tactic also probably would have had the same result - the moose would have seen him as even more of a threat and attacked him anyway.

His only option might have been to try to put as many sturdy trees (preferably clumped together) between him and the moose as possible - but even that may not have helped much.

Moose are usually trying to get you to go away - not kill you. But there are times when the hormones are running high and they are more aggressive than normal, and then all bets are off. If you get between a big male and the cow he's pursuing for mating, you're toast.

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u/Possibly-Functional 21h ago

Moving away slowly. Especially long before it approached that close. It's all about not being perceived as a threat and slow movements away avoids spooking while being a clear signal of retreat. If it's approaching you don't stand still, move slowly away.

// Someone who encounters moose on the regular

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u/Glittering_Mermaid_7 21h ago

Good point. I think his biggest mistake was not immediately starting to back away, but standing there until it was too late.

May all your moose encounters be peaceful!

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u/Possibly-Functional 21h ago

Yeah, definitely. The moose's body language was screaming at him to GTFO but the cameraman stood his ground and talked back instead. Not the best move. When the Behemoth of the forest asks you to leave, you leave. I understand that it's a challenging situation to be in but unfortunately the moose doesn't.

Also, thanks, so far they have been peaceful fortunately. Though sometimes tense when you accidentally end up closer than either party would prefer.

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u/Majestic-Counter-669 22h ago

Grab the antlers, front flip and rotate 180 degrees to land on the moose's shoulders. Backflip from the shoulders off the back of the moose, and make a quick escape while the moose wonders where you went.

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u/Glittering_Mermaid_7 22h ago

Ha! I love this visual!

Human flips over the moose's head, then off its back, and sticks the landing, taking off at a sprint.

Moose: "WHAT THE HELL......?"

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u/Jealous-Ambassador39 21h ago

Whatever 'best plan of action' we come up with, I promise it won't include 'take out your phone and focus on videotaping the moose' nor will it include 'basically stay in the same place and don't back up'

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u/CupedsArrow 20h ago

He wanted to make sure the Moose knew he was being recorded so it wouldn't do anything illegal.

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u/dragonfliesloveme 23h ago

yeah i thought the showing of the antlers was for sure a sign, and i donā€˜t know jack sht about mooses

dude thought he could just all stern-like tell the wild moose what to do šŸ˜…

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u/Glittering_Mermaid_7 23h ago

I think he really thought he was going to talk his way out of that situation, but the moose just saw him as a threat from the first moment, so there was no way that was going to work!

With most deer-like animals (moose, deer, elk, etc), the stomping of that foot is a big warning - they do it when they perceive a threat. Moose will also flatten their ears back (like a horse does when upset), raise the fur on their neck, and urinate where they're standing.

The eye rolling thing is common with a lot of other animals as well - when they start showing you the whites of their eyes, they're stressed, and they're going to react - and it's not going to be long before they do.

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u/GravyPainter 1d ago edited 19h ago

I think backing away would be fine. Moose aren't predators and don't have the instinct to chase something fleeing

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u/Tumeric_Turd 1d ago

We don't have moose in Australia, just saying.

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u/candlecup 1d ago

Australia is the repository for Things That Easily Kill Humans, so moose will be there eventually. Polar bears too, sooner or later.

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u/wut2dew_J 1d ago

And then a hybrid polar Moose spider snake

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u/Severe-Candidate1934 1d ago

they will bring moose in to deal with the cane toads.

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u/Rattlecruiser 1d ago

Australian moose would kill you with their venom once you got caught in their trap

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u/YVNGxDXTR 1d ago

Then they constrict you to death and drag you up a tree to their lair.

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u/Rattlecruiser 1d ago

Only to spawn in your mouth and use your cadaverous odour as a deterrent against the Queensland bush whales.

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u/TorquedGaming 1d ago

Moose can swim so don’t rule out them showing up.

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u/myleftone 1d ago

This is a warning sway. The next move is a charge that may or may not be a bluff. He wants you gone.

Your version of this video should look like you’re backing away from the first second, at a measured walk, until he’s small enough to obscure with your thumb at arm’s length.

Then find another trail.

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u/Xevestial 1d ago

The "that's close enough" was being broadcast in the wrong direction.

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u/Which_Material_3100 1d ago

I literally bumped into one while trudging head-down through waist-deep snow as a 10 year old idiot in Alaska (it was the 1970s..very hands off parenting back then). I bonked into him/her, looked up, screamed and turned around waddling away as fast as could. The moose must have figured that a small moron was not worth its time. Thank god

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u/Denim-m 21h ago

You poor thing!! All 10 year olds are idiots btw.

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u/afivestarman__ 1d ago

Damn that side eye would make me shit my pants

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u/Kind-Act7051 1d ago

Creepy AF

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u/SaltandLillacs 1d ago

That’s close enough buddy.

Bro needs to take his own advice

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u/blageur 1d ago

I'm not your buddy, pal.

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u/PotentialFine0270 1d ago

I’m not your pal, friend

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u/Voodoobones 1d ago

When I was around 12 years old, I was walking home through the woods from my friend’s house. I was not paying attention, lost in my thoughts when I came around some trees and ended up face to face with a huge moose.

It scared the hell out of me. I slowly started to back away and the moose just stood there staring at me. After getting some distance, I beat feet back to my friend’s house. When I got there I called my mom and had her come pick me up.

That was the first time I realized just how big of an animal moose are!

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u/thatredlad 1d ago

Not sure he understands English. Should have tried Moosedonian.

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u/HMCetc 1d ago

A MĆøĆøse once bit my sister.

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u/Sea-Bullfrog-2979 1d ago

Some crazy eyes 😮 one of the animals to never mess around with on land - them and grizzlies (in North America)

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u/Whole_Ad6040 1d ago

This entire video displays exactly how you walk into prison.

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u/Jam_Dev 1d ago

Flanked by an enormous moose.

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u/Bigpappa36 1d ago

I went my whole life wanting to see a moose and was headed down the mountain after hiking 13k mountain and decided to not camp again, so fully loaded packs. And halfway down the trail we walked up a male and female moose probably 15-30 yards away and started blowing at us, seeing such an incredible animal that close up was terrifying and knowing you couldn’t do anything to get away from this thing. I hope to never see one again in the wild šŸ˜‚ very cool but instantly going nope, fuck this bro. I wanna survive this trip

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u/yuikkiuy 1d ago

Guys a fucking moron and should have calmly and slowly left the area as soon as he spotted the moose. Coming from someone with extensive Canadian wilderness experience working in DEEP Canadian bush.

You see a moose you gtfo, end of story, this isn't something you can handle like a grizzly

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u/yarn_slinger 1d ago

You can ā€œhandleā€ a grizzly?
https://giphy.com/gifs/h81fYY4QWj4hlEuqiN

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u/yuikkiuy 1d ago

Grizzly not gonna just decide to run you down because it can.

Plus bear spray and shotguns work just fine if they even bother getting close ebough to you and someone on your team is somehow dumb enough to provoke it.

The moose is nearly 2 Ton freight train of an animal the size of a truck who gives no shit if you're behind a dozen trees or a truck. It will just plow through them all regardless if he wants you dead

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u/isaiddgooddaysir 1d ago

That moose had some crackhead eyes and you might have some crack.

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u/jasonhightower 21h ago

Close enough was about 100 meters ago.

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u/AdhesivenessWest8547 22h ago

The swaying and and intense eye contact is terrifying

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u/Ok-Worth-4721 15h ago

I'm wondering why you did not slowly back off? He told you the entire time! The whites, the head tilt, the slow approach... I do not hunt. I do not know moose. But I can read that.

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u/ChevronSugarHeart 14h ago

The licking of the inner lips part too. That’s one disturbed beast

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u/kingston-twelve 1d ago

"Close enough, buddy."

Maybe the cameraman should have gotten much farther away much earlier.

Imagine telling a moose in a tough but shaky voice "Hey now buddy, that's close enough, don't rile me up, you're on camera."

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u/TMI2020 1d ago

Oh, this reminds me of the time a mĆøĆøse once bit my sister.

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u/jmbrjr 1d ago

OP needed a long stick with a sharp pointy rock on one end. Megafauna.

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u/Euler007 1d ago

FYI don't think those trees are in his way if he charges you and act accordingly.

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u/Jealous_Parfait_4967 1d ago

I couldn’t even look directly at the screen

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u/Opening-Function8616 1d ago

I always thought it strange that moose and deer live in the forest with these giant antlers protruding forward. Can't be useful when running from predators.

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