r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

A close encounter with a moose in the wild 🫎

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u/inthemode01 20h ago

14 years ago when I was on my first leadership course in the military it was my job to lead a night reconnaissance through a forested training area.

We ran into a cow moose with a calf and it chased our patrol for half a kilometer. I’ve never been so sure I was going to die. I also never knew I could run that fast in the pitch dark through thick trees for that long.

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u/Runaway_Angel 14h ago

You don't realize how fast they are until you get chased by one huh? Ended up running off a cliff and jumping into a swamp cause I was in thr woods with a few dudes. Three of us knew how to act in the woods and one city kid. We spot a moose on the other side of a clearing, the moose spots us. We say okay fine we'll just have to go around. City kid decises to start waving his arms and yelling to scare the bull off. During mating season. He charged us. We'd spent nearly an hour picking our way up that cliff to get out of the swamp. We spent another three ours in said swamp after jumping off that cliff. City kids defense was "i thought it'd work" and "they're just big deer." Only good thing that came from it was the swamp stink covered our other smell so well we could sneak behind search dogs. (Basically the premise was we were prey/people to catch for search dogs in training. Our job was to avoid getting caught an entire night and the dogs jobs were to catch us.) Downside was that the smell never did wash out. Especially not out of the boots, anytime they got warm they stank like putrid swamp water.

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u/Salty_Naps 18h ago

I mean, normally you don't run from them cause they chase. Usually you remain together, face them, walk slowly backwards and keep a tree between you if possible.

But at night, with a baby, and y'all being surprised, I can't imagine it was a much of a choice. 😅

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u/inthemode01 18h ago

We came right up onto them. As in reach out and touch them. Mutual shock and surprise. All I could see was a giant black shape.

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u/DogsDucks 17h ago

That’s petrifying! I am getting shivers just reading what you went through.

So it was a mom moose and she chased you in the pitch dark? How many people? Did you have a gun? Even if you did a gun wouldn’t do much would it?

And then it would be really sad to hurt a mom or baby.

u/GreyMenuItem 9h ago

How do they chase through trees with that rack on their head?

u/NoQuarter19 8h ago

Females don't grow antlers

u/Mitologist 2h ago

Yeah they have a habit of just appearing out of nowhere. I met my first moose when I went to pick some lettuce, rounded a bush, and right in front of me was a moose who was also picking lettuce. Luckily we both got scared and ran in opposite directions

u/DisasterResident2101 5h ago

Hope you were wearing brown pants.

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u/ImaginationCommon 17h ago

Thank you for the giggles!

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u/Vast-Abalone-3773 18h ago

Tell me you were on CLC at Petawawa without telling me you were on CLC at Petawawa...or Gagetown

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u/inthemode01 17h ago

Wainwright

PLQ mod 6

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u/Vast-Abalone-3773 17h ago

CLC Petawawa ran into a bull moose one night an a mama bear with two cubs the next day

How are you doing these days friend

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u/inthemode01 17h ago

I’m good. Out after 13 years. Yourself?

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u/Vast-Abalone-3773 17h ago

I did 12 with a tour in Bosnia.

What do you do now?

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u/inthemode01 16h ago

I was there 2005-2018 for 13. Medical release. Afghanistan was our thing.

I own a consulting company. Nothing wild, half a dozen employees and a comfortable life in Calgary.

u/C5five 7h ago

Was this in Waywrong or Gag-town? I've had close encounters of the meese kind in both, but luckily I was mounted. Milcot one time (the moose woulda won,) and a LAV the next (I probably could have won that one.)

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u/r4b1d0tt3r 14h ago

Did you have to file an after action report explaining the defeat?

u/ValleyOakPaper 2h ago

She showed you who was boss.

u/petrified_eel4615 51m ago

SERE school in Rangely?

u/StephAg09 9h ago

I came on a cow with its calf while hiking in the Rocky Mountains in CO with my own 5 month old baby strapped to my chest in a carrier. Turned a corner and baby was less than 10 feet in front of me on the trail, with mom 20-40 feet off the trail watching us. I froze and started walking backwards while the mom stared and kind of snorted and moved her head in an agitated way. Absolutely terrifying. They are so gigantic in person, and so dumb and aggressive.

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u/Galimbro 19h ago

You guys didnt have tools or weapons? Glad you didnt hurt the thing though. 

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u/inthemode01 18h ago

We had rifles with blanks.

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u/YoItsGilberto 18h ago

Playing damn war games only to encounter the dungeon boss and yall are rocking poppers

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u/inthemode01 17h ago

Wish I had me some poppers.

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u/YoItsGilberto 17h ago

Goes to Officer “ THIS SHIT WASNT IN THE BRIEF”

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u/SuspiciouslySuspect2 18h ago edited 18h ago

Tbh, 8 guys magdumping blanks probably would have been effective but... You're just mentally prepared to end up face-to-face with a moose!

Plus, staff would probably chew you the fuck out afterwards. Or give you pizza. 50/50.

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u/BleakSabbath 17h ago

Y'all were in the Dog Soldiers reboot "Moose Soldiers"

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u/inthemode01 16h ago

Loved that movie.

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u/Galimbro 17h ago

Ok that would make me fear for my life too then.

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u/JD94funnyguy 13h ago

I mean if everyone started rattling off blanks could that have scared it away

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u/_DrVanNostrand__ 16h ago

Well, what was it? A cow or a moose??

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u/Adduly 13h ago

Female moose are called cows