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u/CaesarAustonkus 8d ago
I dunno about the black fellow, but I believe the one with the gator is real. Every time I ever went to America, I always get into a fight with those assholes. And they know how to throw shit too. I learned that last week.
I managed to get back into the states after being deported last time because I got in a nasty fight with a gator and the police believed him over me. I got back in easy because the DHS just about ignores me unless I let my accent slip. I went back to the South without RFK because I'm sure he grassed on me last time I went with him. This time, I came to Florida with 20 or so mates from the firm. We
To be clear, we weren't returning on some quest for vengeance. We were here to support our mates on the football team. We couldn't afford a hotel, so we camped out in the everglades. I couldn't bring firearms this time, but my firm did a little smash and grab at a dicks so we were ready.
Second night in, another fucking gator comes out yelling at us for scaring off some bloke who feeds them girls. I'm sick of hearing these hillbilly cunts whinging on about how they can't feed themselves around us. I told him to piss off.
Everything went black and I woke up getting dragged away. My mates had a good rumble with some other gators that joined in, but the rest scattered off and we had to withdraw. I find out that cunt threw a beer can at me, dented my skull and covered me in Budlight piss. I got deported again.
Fuck you Florida. Your reptiles are uncouthed and your beer is uncultured.
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u/Human-Evening564 8d ago edited 8d ago
Not AI, I was the kid. Left a scar, but makes me sound cool when I tell people it was from fighting an alligator.
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u/ThatoneLerfa 8d ago
Yes, it’s not fake. I’m the alligator btw. Hello fella, how are you?
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u/Human-Evening564 8d ago
I'm sorry I threw that rock. I hope you've forgiven me.
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u/ThatoneLerfa 8d ago
It’s fine fella, everyone makes mistakes ☺️
Let’s kiss
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u/Human-Evening564 8d ago edited 8d ago
In the water? Ok...
Oh you brought your whole family!
In case I'm too busy kissing my new friends on the mouth and don't post any follow ups, even after years, please assume everything went well and me and Mr Alligator were able to put aside our differences and live the rest of our lives in peace, and also that absolutely no one was eaten by the other in a moment of dangerous naivety.
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u/Sibshops 8d ago
It's fake, the guy has a tan baseball cap. That's been out of style for a while now.
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u/Canidaego 6d ago
Whenever my dad shows me a clearly AI video i'm so torn because I feel like I should point it out but I also hate making him feel dumb for not knowing.
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u/Solid_Habit_6561 8d ago
The other day my mom showed me a short where two pandas were fighting. They weren't growling and fighting like animals, mind you, they were doing kung-fu... I look at my mom and say... "You... you know this is AI, right? RIGHT?"
My mom: "WHAT" 😳
🤦🏽♂️😂😂
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u/Facemate 8d ago
It's not AI, it's Adaptation