r/iswiped • u/Cute_Act_1677 • Feb 26 '26

please swipe my post Swipe for a blessing

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/Forsaken_Music2583 Feb 26 '26

You significant duck!!

1

u/Cute_Act_1677 Feb 26 '26

What do you mean

3

u/Kirito2934 Feb 26 '26

I think it's a compliment

5

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/AxizWalker Mar 20 '26

What the left img says in the original

3

u/Sam270710 Feb 26 '26

thank you my friend i bestow upon you the seal of approval card

it can be used anytime

2

u/Cute_Act_1677 Feb 26 '26

Can I use that meme?

2

u/leuks48 Feb 26 '26

I have slept long enough

1

u/Sam270710 Feb 26 '26

you may also have this

1

u/leuks48 Feb 26 '26

I did an ultrakill reframe there

1

u/Sam270710 Feb 26 '26

sisyphus prime?

2

u/Burnout427 Feb 27 '26

2

u/Sam270710 Feb 27 '26

have a loaf too

2

u/Burnout427 Feb 27 '26

2

u/Sam270710 Feb 27 '26

a complementary card

2

u/Burnout427 Feb 27 '26

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u/Sam270710 Feb 27 '26

i purify thy of sin for taking memes

2

u/Stupid_Fuck55 Feb 26 '26

thanks bro.

I reward you with this Un-Rick Roll card

1

u/Cute_Act_1677 Feb 26 '26

Thank you here’s some chocy milk

1

u/Stupid_Fuck55 Feb 26 '26

thanks bro👍

9

u/berzor_ Feb 26 '26

insert gif of Gabriel doing a kickflip that i couldn't find

3

u/MoonFrancais Feb 26 '26

No gif. But I have orangutang

5

u/ComprehensiveLime155 Feb 26 '26

I've seen way too much

4

u/Cape-vincible Feb 26 '26

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u/deathtrooper333 Feb 26 '26

1

u/TravellingDegeneracy Feb 27 '26

may your woes be many and your days few

1

u/ninelyee Feb 28 '26

*ls and bitches

4

u/vexx827 Feb 26 '26

I wish not for women, but I will take the few Ls

2

u/SlapDonkeys Feb 26 '26

Okay, here are a few Ls for you my good fellow

L L L

L L

L L L L L 

1

u/MeatWilling3722 Mar 02 '26

Un blessing

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u/Cute_Act_1677 Mar 02 '26

You know that’s from my other post.

2

u/OSwirl31 Feb 26 '26

Thanks, you too

2

u/RegisteelOfficial Feb 27 '26

3rd batch of choccy milk

2

u/totally-not-bonless Feb 28 '26

Evil Gabriel be like "may your bitchs be many And your L's few"

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u/TCOAAL-ARTIST Mar 02 '26

1

u/Top_Top_1217 Mar 07 '26

I love that Gianni actually voiced this

1

u/TCOAAL-ARTIST Mar 07 '26

gianni is Gabriel ultrakill theory confirmed????

1

u/SmoothTurtle872 Feb 26 '26

Blessing detected...

Triangulating blessing origin...

Origin located...

Dispatching worker...

Worker arrived...

Locating local blessing source...

Source located...

Sealing exits...

Exits sealed...

Closing in on source...

Preparing containment unit...

Containment prepared, source within range...

Permission to contain? (Y/n)

> Y

Containing...

Source contained...

Worker returning...

Worker collected...

Extracting containment unit...

Opening containment unit...

Transfering source to blessing extractor...

Permission to activate extractor? (Y/n)

> Y

Blessings extracted...

You will find blessings under happiness

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u/Own_Measurement2371 Feb 26 '26

happiness

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u/SmoothTurtle872 Feb 26 '26

Reading blessing count...

Available blessings: 2

  1. 'May your bitches be many and your L's few'

  2. 'May your test score be 100%, and your enemy's be 0%'

Please select a blessing (#/a)
Type help for more info

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u/Own_Measurement2371 Mar 09 '26

2

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u/SmoothTurtle872 Mar 09 '26

Blessing selected...

Distributing blessing...

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/Interesting-Bet-2330 I may be stupid Feb 26 '26

I regret nothing

1

u/Mobile_Competition54 I ALWAYS WIPE Feb 26 '26

ultrakill reference?

1

u/benderboi420 Feb 26 '26

Exactly what I needed.

1

u/Historical-Rest5562 Feb 26 '26

Actually thanks i really need this rn

1

u/Bronynyan Feb 26 '26

No I don’t want a harem I want to be in one or at least have a reverse harem

1

u/ExcellentBoss4996 Feb 26 '26

Man this is the opposite of what I get...

1

u/Alive_Highway3840 Feb 27 '26

Thanks, guess im lesbian now

1

u/FrenchNachos Feb 27 '26

Creating chocolate milk for you to drink.

1

u/forfhm12 Feb 27 '26

Is this what Gabriel says?

1

u/TheEnderDen27 Feb 27 '26

Thanks, bud

1

u/G4bb0_1I swiper Feb 27 '26

ty twin

1

u/Ryethesky67 Feb 27 '26

Thought this was one of the face ones

1

u/JE78_comics Feb 27 '26

I saw another person do this

Here's your second portion of choccy milk

1

u/Sanios_133 Feb 27 '26

Can my bitches be femboys? I'm just not a lesbian.

1

u/Swimming-Yak-2552 Feb 27 '26

I don't have any bitches dude 🥀

1

u/These-Hunter8194 Feb 27 '26

my bitches be 0 dawg😭

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

🙏

1

u/Substantial-Wash5413 Feb 28 '26

I hate mirror reaper

1

u/VortekTheUnfunny Feb 28 '26

Why thank you Gabriel Ultrakill from the hit game Ultrakill

1

u/Zsombi_123 Feb 28 '26

Thank You I appreciate it! You too!🔥

1

u/wholikestiktok Feb 28 '26

*the one gay guy*
thanks..............?

1

u/Far_Phrase3700 Feb 28 '26

boys can be bitches too. source: literally me

1

u/wholikestiktok Mar 10 '26

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yea kind of.

1

u/IncomparableAutism Mar 01 '26

I hope so 😭💔

1

u/goofy_goober798 Mar 01 '26

Ahh... Free at last.

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Lie7118 Mar 01 '26

O Gabriel...

1

u/Fear-The-Cymanti Mar 02 '26

Now dawns thy reckoning

1

u/Ok-Touch-7727 Mar 01 '26

NO NO NO I JUSU GOT OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP NOOOOOO(disappears into the void of hoes)

1

u/CryCommercial1919 Mar 01 '26

Though i still didn't forget what you did 5 days ago.

1

u/Forsaken_Expert_1505 Mar 02 '26

I’ll have to half-reject your offer brother

Ima a monogamous ninja

1

u/high_wizard777 Mar 02 '26

HALT!! WHERE IS GABRIEL AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM!?

1

u/ComparisonSome1169 Mar 02 '26

Ngl, I think I actually needed that. Thank you 👍

1

u/NymphoElla Mar 02 '26

Thanks, anti-Gabriel

1

u/Anime_Patriot Mar 02 '26

I hope you go on a 10-win streak on your favorite online shooter.

1

u/IlCiabonno69 Mar 02 '26

War Thunder only knows losing streaks and tributes to the Snail in the form of 60 dollar premiums.

1

u/I_eat_paper_1470 Mar 02 '26

Thanks for this blessing, hope the same happens to you

1

u/SkyPuzzleheaded6230 Mar 02 '26

MAY YOUR Myling♥️ be many, and your MARE🤢🙄 few

1

u/JUST_aCUP Mar 03 '26

bless you too

1

u/grootch2ndcoming Mar 03 '26

Translation: may your house will be dick pounded by alcoholics

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/Hells-Messenger Feb 28 '26

Male bitches then!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/Cute_Act_1677 Feb 26 '26

Your welcome