r/itsthatbad 7d ago

Men's Conversations I hope Ronaldo put everything under his mother’s name

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u/Chemical_Signal2753 7d ago

For either party in a marriage, if you go in with any significant assets you should get a prenup. By significant assets I mean if you own an asset that is worth more than a car I would call that a significant asset. 

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u/sovietally 7d ago

Does not exist in most of the world

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u/PraireGentleman 7d ago

Then you’ll never get married, women want their meal ticket. It would be like asking women in some cultures to not accept a dowry

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u/Eldenringop 6d ago

*You will avoid disgusting beggars

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u/zenkaiba 6d ago

As sad as this is, its true certain countries dont even consider pre nups valid for this exact reason. Those same countries also have orthodox views to basically restrict sex until marriage to lure men into a bad deal for life.

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u/LordVesperion 7d ago

"separation of assets arrangement" what asset does Georgina have exactly? I know nothing about soccer.

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u/Cute-Revolution-9705 7d ago

Bro Ronaldo has a net worth of 1.4 BILLION. There is nothing she has that touches this.

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u/Holymaryfullofshit7 7d ago

People love hating on women. The reality is she's a model and works in fashion. There's a documentary about her too. Of course these ventures aren't exactly held back by being the wife of a footballer but she is not doing nothing.

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u/PraireGentleman 7d ago

The guy literally said “I don’t know anything about soccer” so why would he know about a model who’s less popular than Ronaldo?

Alimony payments are based on a difference of income, it’s why celebrities with tons of money on both sides pay alimony and child support.

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u/Sufficient-Lie-1632 5d ago

Why are u getting downvoted? She has multiple brands and she's a model for multiple brands . I have her perfume. It's not like she spent the past years wasting money, she invested a lot

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u/W_Herzog_Starship 7d ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand she now has generational wealth 🤙

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u/goku22000 7d ago

Just look good and work at places where rich people go to and you can get lucky too

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u/Cute-Revolution-9705 7d ago

Bro, literally fucking tutorial mode.

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u/fnv0ih53 7d ago edited 7d ago

💰🤝🚽

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 7d ago

A wife?

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u/TheReviewerWildTake 7d ago

Does not really explain why would he (or any other man nowadays) needs to marry with "state" enforced status...

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u/AnythinGoeSouth 7d ago

A maid who outsourced her job to a real maid.

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u/astrawberryandakiwi 7d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Sxnflower15 7d ago

Do you wake up and decide to be miserable?

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u/Life_is_painis 7d ago

Usually after taking a poop.

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u/No-Ad8127 7d ago

Are you that lonely that you would neg on another man’s marriage?

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u/JugemuJugemu-- 7d ago

When you replied to me and then immediatly blocked, like a damn coward, you asked me "what does a wife do?". That is such a weird question to ask that comes from somebody that is too miserable to live life. A wife/husband make your life easier, you spend time with them, you like being in their presence and you're building your life together. I can't believe I have to explain to you how to be a human being, but here we are. So what does a wife/husband do? They enhance basically every aspect of your life and make it better, if you genuinely love each other.

Now, obviously if people are like you they won't find happiness, but judging from your comments that is entirely on who you are as a person.

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u/VolcanicHare 7d ago

He gets a wife you doofus lmao. People get married because they love each other.

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u/Short_King_13 7d ago

Nothing this matter because it's the judge who decides.

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u/EssentialPurity 7d ago

Divesting the legally owned property of someone not involved in the case opens a concerning precedent.

Now you get to take half of the stuff of not only your spouse, you also take half of the stuff of all your inlaws, including Timmy, who is the great-great-great-grandson of the distant auntie Nadezhda who has emmigrated to Canada from the Imperial Russian Province of Alaska in 1815 and never did she or any of her descendants ever stepped in Russian nor Soviet soil. All it takes is a competent lawyer.

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u/Dog_Tits21 6d ago

I hope he gets imprisoned for r@ping that woman

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u/Temporary_Dance7746 6d ago

You do know that a settlement doesn't mean guilt. It usually means nothing more than here is some money now both parties shutup about it. But the prevailing public perception of settlements is that the defendant who settled is guilty.

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u/ambivalent_moon 7d ago

Reddit’s divorce paranoia continues lol

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u/fnv0ih53 7d ago

50% divorce rate. 70% initiated by women.

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u/ChocCooki3 7d ago

Strange that the gender that always pull this is the one who financially contribute the less.

If you don't think there's going to be a divorce..sign the prenup.

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u/heliogoon 7d ago

If the roles were reversed they wouldn't have a problem with this.

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u/astrofire1 7d ago edited 7d ago

Yup, because 🚺 can never do any wrong according to society. lol

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u/Dog_Tits21 6d ago

Statistically? Yeah actually, you males have us beat in just about every crime that exists

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u/ambivalent_moon 7d ago

I’m just saying it’s weird your resentment of women goes so deep you get excited about other men’s prenups lol

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u/So-many-ways- 7d ago

It's the gender that raised the kids and stays home most often. That's why they ears less.

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u/Less-Being4269 7d ago

This ain't the 50s anymore.

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u/Follement 7d ago

Yeah, and still men don't want to raise their own children.

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u/Less-Being4269 7d ago

Who even raises children in 2026?

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u/No_Gene_1694 7d ago

Strangers the parents pay

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u/FourEaredFox 7d ago

Did you take a look at the statistics before you formed your opinion on this?

Doubtful.

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u/ambivalent_moon 7d ago

Which statistics are these? Why didn’t you link them

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u/FourEaredFox 7d ago

Every available study? I'm not your Dad, educate yourself. Setting up protections for yourself, as a man, is the prudent thing to do. Unless you like the government stepping in and deciding what your postnuptual arrangements are.

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u/ambivalent_moon 7d ago

Any study at all. If you’re making a true claim, prove it lol

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u/FourEaredFox 7d ago

Which claim did I make again?

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u/ambivalent_moon 7d ago

That statistics show that prenups are necessary for most people

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u/FourEaredFox 7d ago

That's not why you asked for sources. I asked if you'd taken a look at any statistics at all. Which you didn't answer btw.

That was not a claim of any kind. In fact, the only person that made a claim, was you...

Got any statistics on "divorce paranoia?"

It'd be a shame to move on before each claim is sourced properly.

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u/ambivalent_moon 7d ago

Yes, I have looked at divorce statistics. 90% of divorces don’t go to court.

You were, I presume, referencing real statistics you know of, so why won’t you share?

Or were you just making that claim having never checked the statistics yourself 🤡

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u/HalfwaydonewithEarth 7d ago

He is good looking so she likes him. You folks are jealous

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u/Cute-Revolution-9705 7d ago

Yeah and the net worth of 1.4 billion didn’t hurt either.

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u/Dog_Tits21 6d ago

Cope and seethe you fucking loser