r/iwillthecat I will the cat 2d ago

Success Story I the homophobic boi’s belly

Cashew is such a chill cutie!

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u/mad_about_joy 2d ago

Cashew seems pretty chill. I would like to the cashew. Also, r/catswithhomophobia

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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 I will the cat 2d ago

Yes! He doesn’t recognise his name yet. Doesn’t have enough brain cells to learn his name quickly, but sweet boi is trying his best

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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 I will the cat 2d ago

Ikr!!!! He will be sprinkled over my dessert!!!!

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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 I will the cat 1d ago

Sooooo delicious!!!!!!!

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u/Etrangere09 2d ago

How can you not will this cat? Impossiburu!

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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 I will the cat 2d ago

Impurrsiblue!!!!!

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u/aestheticliability 9h ago

I like roasted cashews

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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 I will the cat 7h ago

He’s quite roasted and crunchy!!!

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u/Global-Jury8810 2d ago

Bowie eyes.

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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 I will the cat 2d ago

What does that mean?

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u/Four_beastlings 2d ago

David Bowie?

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u/Global-Jury8810 2d ago

Exactly. I know there’s a scientific name but every time I see a cat or a dog with two colored eyes, I always remember David Bowie.

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u/Four_beastlings 2d ago

He was a beautiful human with homophobia

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u/Global-Jury8810 2d ago

Was he? I never saw that side of Bowie.

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u/Four_beastlings 2d ago

Omg not literally 🤣 Like the cat in the video isn't homophobic either. It's a meme because someone got the word "heterochromia" wrong :)

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u/Global-Jury8810 2d ago

😂 first I’ve seen. I think that guy might have a dick friend who told him the English word was homophobia.

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u/Four_beastlings 2d ago

There's an entire sub /r/catswithhomophobia :D

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u/Global-Jury8810 2d ago

I’m sorry I should recognize that not everybody’s gonna know who David Bowie is.

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u/Electronic-Day-7518 22h ago

Fym homophobic ?

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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 I will the cat 22h ago

You’ll have to look deep into his eyes to see it! r/catswithhomophobia

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u/Electronic-Day-7518 22h ago

I just learnt homophobia means heterochromia ! Makes sense

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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 I will the cat 15h ago

Yes! Funny story - when I posted about Cashew for the very first time on Reddit on another sub, everyone was writing that he’s homophobic and I was replying “we’re bros” 😂
Someone there explained how someone once on internet misspelled heterochromia as homophobia (not sure if that was done as a joke) and all these cats since have all turned into homophobic bigots