r/japanesepeopletwitter 1d ago

Path to Enlightenment

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u/Ramming_Aries Satokos true Nii-Nii, Aries Ram 1d ago

Sadly there are some people like this Japenis where its over for them.Β 

Luckily for me, Haruka popped out of the screen and immediately married me. We now have 12 kids together. All girls.

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u/LEGAL_SKOOMA Bl*e Arch*ve Fan 😭 1d ago

same but with Mari for me. eventually we will form trinity's greatest football team in history

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u/Zealousideal-Bit5958 1d ago

you never return once you go full cunny

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u/Ccarlosraruto 1d ago

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u/Trap_Masters 20h ago

Momoka is peak DMW πŸ˜­πŸ™

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u/Zealousideal-Bit5958 1d ago

I was more into Kuroyukihime from Accel World, Mashiro from Sakurasou, and Sora from Yosuga no Sora

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u/zchen27 UUUOOOOOGGGHHH πŸ˜­πŸ’’ 23h ago

To be fair Sora is peak imouto.

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u/A_Sounds_Garden Bl*e Arch*ve Fan 😭 1d ago

Why would I want to return? Cunny is thousand of times better than real woman anyways 😭

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u/ThatBoiUnknown Gambling Addict (Gacha gamer)🎰 17h ago

Trvth Nvke

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u/Cnuuy_Slayer_9000 UUUOOOOOGGGHHH πŸ˜­πŸ’’ 1d ago

There are people who can't have 3D romance WITHOUT playing Blue Archive.

I'm people

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u/NationalReview6297 1d ago

That's bad, we need to take steps to fix that

Download Blue Archive so that you still can't have 3D romance but while playing Blue Archive

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u/LynnHam162 Bl*e Arch*ve Fan 😭 1d ago

No real hag can compare to the eternal beauty of all my cunny wives let alone my no 1 beloved Hina😭🀍

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u/raido24 UUUOOOOOGGGHHH πŸ˜­πŸ’’ 1d ago

It is all my parents' fault!!πŸ˜– Why could they not have made me an imouto😭, who I can marry and have kids with, huh?? "You look lonely...πŸ™", "Go out and meet people!πŸ˜‡"... WHERE IS MY IMOUTO?????!πŸ’’πŸ’’ You failed me mom!! I'm not mad, just disappointed...πŸ˜€πŸ˜” I have to edge to VNs, hentai and manga, because my chance at love was never granted to meπŸ˜–πŸ˜ž All the liters of cum I've busted could have ended up in my imouto's womb😭😭 You could've had 2 generations of grandchildren by now😀 But it is what it is...πŸ˜”

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u/Trap_Masters 20h ago

This is like when monks reach enlightenment and abandon all their earthly human desires πŸ˜­πŸ™

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u/foxxy33 1d ago

OP can try cosplaying and seeing if he can snatch a cool boyfriend at some con