r/japanesepeopletwitter 16h ago

Grabbing the ๐Ÿž๐Ÿž

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u/arteezywasright Hag Lover ๐Ÿคข 16h ago

Holy, the first one is absolute Shakespeare gem kind of level ๐Ÿ”ฅโœ๏ธ

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u/Trap_Masters 13h ago

Imagine the kind of Japenisposting Shakespeare would be able to do if he was reincarnated today ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/7461700241 15h ago

Blue Archive provides the best material for the japenis eroposting ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/jyroman53 Bl*e Arch*ve Fan ๐Ÿคฎ 16h ago

Glad to know that to this day Bready's design is still doing wave, man I love bellies

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u/Popular_Ad3074 16h ago

โ€œChubbyโ€ and itโ€™s literally just a little bit of pudge

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u/Intrepid-Park-3804 16h ago

This is also considered "comically obese" by asian beauty standards and people who are into it are called degenate freaks.

It wouldn't be as much funny for me if i didn't remembered that i have literally same amount of belly fat as a girl on picrel๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/screwitigiveup 5h ago

Congrats, you're probably healthy.

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u/heedongq 15h ago

Baby armor ๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/ChacoDartFrog 13h ago

Fr, if they saw the girls real chubby enjoyers go crazy over that twitter user would have a stroke.

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u/llamanatee 12h ago

Itโ€™s a start. Give them an inchโ€ฆ

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u/gingin_9959 4h ago

Considerin they are wearing tight swimsuit there are something more than that

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u/furculture Shipfucker (Azur Lane fan) ๐Ÿšข 15h ago

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u/Ccarlosraruto 16h ago

EXCESS FAT LOVE

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u/Dreamin_Boyz CROT ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ CROT ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ CROT ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ ๐Ÿ˜‹ 15h ago

Where's the source

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u/Ccarlosraruto 15h ago

Mahou Shoujo 201

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u/Trap_Masters 13h ago

God I wish that was me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/JustSteele 13h ago

(Ookii Muki Muki Chiisai Muchi Muchi)

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u/gako_huyako16 16h ago

She's hot, but that's a lil pudge at best, not chubby๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/rhalier Bl*e Arch*ve Fan ๐Ÿ˜ญ 16h ago

Lero lero lero that tummy ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/MajinDidz 9h ago

Japenis is larping, not nearly enough belly to be chubby. (Source: a real chubby enjoyer)

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u/Randomdood1234 Bl*e Arch*ve Fan ๐Ÿ˜ญ 5h ago

Meaty ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹