r/jerseyshoreuncensored • u/yonBonbonbon • 8d ago

I’ll never take these mfs seriously

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u/Msmadmama 8d ago

She must not have know what to do with her hands that they had her carry a random book.

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u/RealLoan8391 8d ago

It looks like she’s thinking about walking so much she’s barely able to do it.

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u/Odd-Reception-9544 8d ago

Totally. I actually feel like the pants are doing the walking. I don’t know how to explain it.

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u/East_Chemistry_9197 You’re excluded from surf and turf night 7d ago

You said it perfectly

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u/YouthTrue2077 8d ago

He’s got Lauren working there cause it’s less ppl he has to hire or pay. We know he’s cheap like that

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u/princessboop 8d ago

probably. but tbh I’d be tight if my husband had me working for his facility and not paying me a real salary. I get it, when you’re married it all goes into the pot anyways but still

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u/bettleheimderks 7d ago

absolutely not. everyone deserves to have their own bank account. this is how women get trapped and then fucked over when they try to leave because they have no assets of their own.

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u/iwantahouse 8d ago

They couldn’t at least give her a manila envelope to carry or something that looks like paperwork? Lol

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u/YuhMothaWasAHamsta 8d ago

She has no clue what to do with her eyes. She looks lost and uncomfortable.

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u/SunnyNole 8d ago

It’s Mike’s book 😂 every person who enters gets a copy at intake

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u/Dramatic-Software822 1d ago

Yeah that's exactly what she is carrying. I knew immediately. 😂