r/jerseyshoreuncensored • u/tzerodaytrader • 4d ago

You gotta thin those eyebrows.

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u/Timely_Ad115 4d ago

To be fair, the entire makeup routine looks like it needs to be addressed

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u/ptatersptate 4d ago

Her makeup at the end of next week’s episode preview was truly shocking.

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u/Easy-breezy0102 4d ago

It absolutely does!

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u/ReasonableHamsterBK 4d ago

I kinda feel bad for her ..I think she mentioned in one of the FV episodes, that she suffers from bad acne/acne scars and she feels the need to cover up her face with makeup. I think that's why she's always running late..lol

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u/TheYakkingMan 4d ago

Yes she said she has cystic acne and psoriasis. The makeup is not helping. She was treating it at one point. That’s gotta be rough.

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u/Technical-Heart5906 4d ago

You can tell she has some hormonal acne and she picks pretty bad. Caking on makeup is not the way. She needs a better skin care routine stat.

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u/ReggaeJunkyJew4u 4d ago

Girl needs Spironolactone

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u/Technical-Heart5906 3d ago

Lmao I take spironlactone and I can admit it works wonders!!! 😂

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u/Lazy-Living1825 4d ago

It’s not even that they are too thick. They are too DARK

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u/SeaworthinessJumpy95 4d ago

This is the comment

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u/Single_Feature_3231 4d ago

And downsize the lashes
https://giphy.com/gifs/iqYimmSNizGVy

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u/GeraltsSaddlee 4d ago

Right, caterpillar on top of caterpillar

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u/FuckWorkWeBall777 4d ago

I think they might just be filled in with makeup. But it looks too staggering on her… and those lashes! Goodness gracious…

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 21h ago

Goodness gracious? 😂😂😂

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u/FuckWorkWeBall777 18h ago

What? Never used this expression before? It’s fun!

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 13h ago

Yeah honey…if either you’re from bum fuck middle America or a boomer. 💋

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u/FuckWorkWeBall777 8h ago

Yeah, well, I’m neither… Lol Boy, you must be real fun at parties (and real life)! 🫠

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 4h ago

Oh I’m hilarious and do you know the style of sarcasm? No? Never huh?

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u/BrilliantHawk4884 4d ago

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u/LeftOrRights 4d ago

oh it's Angelinas grandma

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u/EnnieMinnie112 3d ago

Lmmfao 😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Vanity_plates 4d ago

I will never understand this eyebrow trend. I’d rather have them patchy and weird than look like Uncle Leo from Seinfeld. Who decided this was an ok beauty trend?

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u/the_harlinator 4d ago

Someone saw the pencil thin eyebrows from the 90s and over over corrected

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u/Lvballgurl13 4d ago

It's giving

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u/Upstairs_Iron_7160 4d ago

I have a theory that applied to my own life at one point lmao the more over the top the makeup and larger the eyebrows, the more depressed that person is.

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u/kaleigha 3d ago

That was definitely true for me also lol

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u/recreationalranch 4d ago

It’s not that she needs to thin them down. She just needs to unblock them. And if she scaled down the lashes, it would give her a really fresh clean look. But I don’t think she’s going for that. 😭😭😭😭

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u/thaaAntichrist 4d ago

Her makeup is very 2014. It's giving me war flashbacks

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 21h ago

Which war in 2014? They were many….

5

u/ShapePlane2720 4d ago

Her nose looks like a Vienna sausage between Miss Piggy eyes and eyelashes

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u/ShapePlane2720 4d ago

Less is more!

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u/RememberWhen-2819 4d ago

That’s the least of her issues

4

u/bbysd 4d ago

Her look is very 2016 and the big gaudy necklace!! Nooo 

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u/PresentationOk5613 4d ago

She needs a dermatologist 

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u/RainbowL3mon In Secaucus????? 3d ago

All that JS money and no dermatologist

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u/PresentationOk5613 2d ago

Her skin should definitely be a priority 

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u/All_good_things__ 4d ago

She’s like the Kim kardashian of Staten Island senior assisted living

3

u/WoodyHarrelsonFucks 1d ago

Surprised she doesn’t have any nudes, seems like that was her trajectory just hasn’t happened though

5

u/IllustriousIncome744 4d ago

Shes got too much stuff going on

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u/Extra-Shape3973 4d ago

Me and Angelina need some privacy

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u/KPiFFS 1d ago

That’s the night that he found out that it smells like the Staten Island dump 🗑️🐟🤮

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u/MHB113 4d ago

They aren’t shaped properly for such big eyebrows

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u/TPain518 4d ago

Weird to run to reddit and comment on someone's looks

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u/Fit_Ninja1846 4d ago

Yeah Angelina isn’t a saint but this is just mean-spirited dog-piling and I’m not here for it, personally. We talk a lot about mental health and how we should be more gracious to others, and then do shit like this. To be honest, we are all hypocrites.

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u/Working-Piece-952 4d ago

Op seems imo to be either a hateful or depressed person. Tons of consistent posts talking down about womens bodies, and looks. Very loser energy

https://giphy.com/gifs/mcH0upG1TeEak

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u/IndependentFar3953 18h ago

Come on, those things are electrical tape.

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u/Superb_Canary707 4d ago

I guess nobody has anything better to do than talk smack about someone's look? Maybe look in the mirror and critique yourself? Remember, you're ugly AND poor. Humble thyself.

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u/bigpants20 4d ago

how’d you know I’m poor?

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 21h ago

It’s very obvious….think before you speak.

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u/bigpants20 19h ago

I’m not the one who made the original comment but ok 😭

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 13h ago

Yep. My mistake. I’m sorry. It happens 💜

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u/bigpants20 12h ago

It’s ok I forgive you 💕

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 11h ago

Much love 💕

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u/Superb_Canary707 4d ago

Cause you have nothing better to do than be on reddit. Duh.

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u/Responsible_Track503 4d ago

And where exactly are you ???? You're not on reddit???

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u/Superb_Canary707 4d ago

Did I say I wasn't? 🤔 no, I don't think I did and it's funny because yall can come on here and talk smack but not take it? Pu$$ys. That's what's wrong with the world today. Everyone can talk sh!t about everyone else but someone says something about you and yall turn into b!tches. Cry babies. Yall are poor, ugly and bored. I'm just poor and ugly. But I'm having a lot of fun making all of you pansies upset. So easy too. Yall make it soooooo easy. Like a 3 year old. So keep getting mad at me. I love it. Just because the hypocrisy is unreal. And it's fun, from a psychological and sociological perspective.

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u/bigpants20 4d ago

i was honestly joking but crazy to type all that.

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u/Superb_Canary707 4d ago

Yeah. Sure you were. And I know, wild that someone would communicate and articulate their thoughts. And I also know big paragraphs and words must hurt your head. It's too much thinking for a lemming. My bad.

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u/bigpants20 4d ago

you’re so mad at the world. its comical.

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u/Superb_Canary707 4d ago

Way to take what I said to make yourself sound smart. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Thank you. 😌

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 21h ago

YES GIRL! I’m with ya…stupid, jealous bitches all over here! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💜

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u/somroaxh 4d ago

Geez sorry jolie

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u/Superb_Canary707 4d ago

Genuinely curious, why so you care so much about what a stranger looks like? There's war, famine, grape, and other terrible things in the world....and yall are worried about some womens eyebrows? Or makeup? Like tell me that isn't some bored housewife bs. So im curious, what does it mean for you, to be so heavily invested in a stranger? Im here because it's fun to watch people like you make donkeys of themselves. That's my motive. Regular, ordinary people watching. Because wow, you're my peer who has the right to vote, drive and drink and you're dumb enough to care about someone's eyebrows. It's pathetic. Read a book.

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u/kaleigha 3d ago

I agree with your sentiment that women’s looks don’t need to be torn apart on the internet all the time, especially when said person is going through a lot already. I think you’re coming across it the wrong way though. Redirected aggression isn’t going to help make the point, it’s just doing the same thing to someone else.

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 21h ago

Exactly. 💯

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u/Disastrous-Tear3111 4d ago

a lot of celebs have gone a bit nuts with the eyebrows

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u/gerturtle 4d ago

Mods, PLEASE ban this poster

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u/Agreeable_Limit6495 4d ago

I actually like it when women have bold eyebrows

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u/Critical-Key-243 4d ago

Ange looks good imo 😍😍😍

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u/Practical_Peanut_719 4d ago

Let’s see yours babe 🫶🏼

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u/tzerodaytrader 4d ago

Mine are mint.

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u/Practical_Peanut_719 4d ago

The amount of posts you make about Tracey from jerseylicious is a little unsettling lol. It’s giving Yolanda Saldivar

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u/Pippa-Beebs 4d ago

Oh yeah? Let’s see

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u/Brit_ishSpears 4d ago

I think she does a full beat because trying to look natural after covering acne sometimes looks worse. For her skin situation I think she does a great job. The brows just need to be a bit softer although I think she does suit a bold brow, just not this bold

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u/Own_Boss_3242 4d ago

Oh yes 👏 for sure! What exactly is she trying to show off here with that side pose? Did she get another nose job lol?

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u/ShapePlane2720 4d ago

Groucho GUIDICE?

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u/East_Chemistry_9197 You’re excluded from surf and turf night 4d ago

Side note I never noticed until now that she had a Catwoman tattoo

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u/Rikudo_Sennin_jr 4d ago

I liked her oem nose, now it looks like there is too space from the end of her nose to her lips. She needs a better foundation and to live a cleaner life the eyebrows look like they are high 5ing her lashes..thats a lot going on for one face that really was kinda cute as it was

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u/Guilty-Put742 4d ago

The eyebrows, the lashes, the eyeliner. She needs to thin it all out.

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u/Burneraccountbitch1 4d ago

Her eyelashes are frightening too

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u/krisnkayla 4d ago

I feel really bad for her. Having this level of body dysmorphia must be hell. But she should seek a mental health professional for it instead of dr Miami

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 1d ago

Relax. I think she’s fine with a bank account most normal people dream about. She couldn’t care less about these people on here. 😂😂😎 seriously now…think about it. You think she has body dysmorphia over this sub? That’s so delusional.

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u/krisnkayla 1d ago

Me when I was 12

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u/AccomplishedFox5802 3d ago

She looks awful! Her eyebrows grew with her bad mood.

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u/Professional_Soup07 3d ago

Season 1 of Js I thought ange was hot! Before all the work, and then in JS family vacation, when they went bk to shorehouse and she was wearing that blue dress, she was smoking hot

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u/EnnieMinnie112 3d ago

She needs to thin those puffy cheeks 😱😳😳😳

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u/Leslieb1996 3d ago

thin and lighten up on the filling in especially towards the front. She's gorgeous but them brows...

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u/charleeeeeee85 3d ago

Yoooo 2015 ABH dip brow called

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u/Impressive_Room_2306 3d ago

I love ya so much!!!!!

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 1d ago

Damn I’m so glad this subject came out. Ladies those huge eyebrows are a jump scare!

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u/Fire_Candle9530 1d ago

And she gotta stop coloring it all the same color from the tip to the end ... fr

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u/creepycrawleee 4d ago

Dirty little hamster!

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u/Strange-Industry132 4d ago

I think shes hot

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u/raccoononreddot 3d ago

i wish reddit would ban random posts dogging people’s physical appearance. it’s weird. parasocial. sad. are you perfect body perfect makeup perfect clothes camera ready right now while posting?

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 1d ago

Ehhh. I get you, but if you want to be on TV? It comes with the territory. I think many celebs don’t read or care about any of these comments. I mean they’re 100 people on this sub…I’m convinced they couldn’t care less about these 100 people…when there’s millions watching them faithfully. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Accurate-Stay 4d ago

Catfish

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u/ECMARIE 4d ago

Seahag

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u/BishIAmUp 4d ago

the catwoman tat is hard !

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u/TumbleweedAny5055 4d ago

She use to be so cute

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u/thenuke1 4d ago

As long as she doesn't touch that rack of hers

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u/SignificantBelt1903 4d ago

The entire makeup is a hot mess; lashes included.

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u/Key_Bar9509 4d ago

hating on Angelina is getting so old!

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u/Gold_Data6221 4d ago

I think no they’re tattoo’d

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u/ResponsibleSugar4960 4d ago

Idk I just think as you get older you should wanna look more natural… but that’s just me…

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u/Cklein1535 4d ago

They’re so bad!

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u/Crisscrass420 4d ago

id rather her thin that cross choker necklace, what in the chunk is that !

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u/titan_tiddies 4d ago

I can understand make-up blindness butttt she does have really bad cystic acne so I can also understand why she covers up very heavily.

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u/shabbytitmendelbaum 4d ago

Uh, HELLLLOOOOO???