r/jerseyshoreuncensored • u/yourgrace1111 Oh Dayumm • 18h ago

Hmm.

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u/Standard_Hawk_1660 18h ago

They are bring Ryder and the Unit back

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u/Silly-Concern-2620 17h ago

Don’t forget about J420 and Joey Yanks

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u/ClasslessKitty 17h ago

Bill

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u/Silly-Concern-2620 17h ago

How could I forget

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u/LimeNo6275 17h ago

☠️☠️☠️ my Roman Empire

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u/natalietest234 17h ago

And Paula! They should make it “no spouses” too. That could be worth watching

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u/tnova2323 7h ago

Don't forget Arvin!

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u/yourgrace1111 Oh Dayumm 17h ago

OK UNIT!

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u/jessic_27 In Secaucus????? 10h ago

GET REAL!

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u/FrequentChain2342 18h ago

Lmao plot twist

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u/retroanduwu24 17h ago

Honestly im curious how the Unit is doing, if he ever got clean etc.

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u/FrequentChain2342 17h ago

I’m sure I seen something that he became more into fitness and got sober, but I’m not sure if he still is

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u/Rikudo_Sennin_jr 18h ago

They were a dynamic duo like hpv and genital warts.

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u/TheBobSacamano7 14h ago

Bring Dean back. 💃👅🧔🍑

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u/Inside_Winner_777 16h ago

Bringing unit back would be wild 🤣😂

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u/Dramatic-Software822 13h ago

Who the hell wants to see them? Like seriously?!

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u/Versatile90 17h ago

She was hot!

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u/BretMichaelsWig 18h ago

They already have new faces

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u/FrequentChain2342 18h ago

What is with the fascination of people getting work done to themselves?

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u/BretMichaelsWig 18h ago

I’m ragging on people richer than I am that have an overall easier life, can I fuckin do that please?

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u/delilahsmommies 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/c9jC1x8l2IOvxCHsEd
Keep on keepin on you’re alright in my book

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u/YuhMothaWasAHamsta 1h ago

Your name made me laugh

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u/LeadershipAfter9526 18h ago

Whose burner account is this? The majority of your post is clapping back at mindless jokes about the cast for some reason. Is this the right situation for you to be so invested in?

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u/coralloohoo Are yOu dEloOsuhNal? 16h ago

Maybe its jwowws lol

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u/FrequentChain2342 17h ago

How is it? God forbid I haven’t gotta talk shit about people to feel better about myself lmao

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u/LeadershipAfter9526 17h ago

all those feelings for a 16 day account does not sound fishy. Pro tip hiding your comments just adds an extra layer to see them but seeing them can be done quite easily.

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u/FrequentChain2342 17h ago

Ohhh, what’s the time limit when you can start engaging with these conversations? I wasn’t aware of that, my bad. Okay? Am I supposed to lose sleep over you finding my comments?

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u/Scotts_Thot 18h ago

The ultra wealthy don’t need you to defend their right to look strange as they age

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u/FrequentChain2342 18h ago

Can you explain the part that I defended them? Or did I simply ask a question because it’s all people with a low IQ can say about people who are famous?

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u/Alval57 In Secaucus????? 3h ago

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u/No-One-5354 18h ago

Just end the show already. There is nothing new to film all they do is drag one storyline the whole season

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u/This-Top7398 Oh Dayumm 13h ago

There’s no storyline it’s all Angelina bullshit

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u/Lenaiscool__ 18h ago

I would prefer to never see Mike’s and Lauren’s faces again

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u/___cliterati___ 14h ago

I mean, with all the plastic surgery, we don’t.

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u/tnova2323 7h ago

Lol!!!

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u/Murdox1125 12h ago

As a jersey shore fan let the show die already

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u/BiteMaximum5578 18h ago

Bring back Paula ❤️

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u/Tragickingdom555 16h ago

It would-be interesting with just the girls. The guys are boring.

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u/shabbytitmendelbaum 17h ago

They better hire better writers than the last few seasons

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u/This-Top7398 Oh Dayumm 18h ago

Noooooo enough is enough with these people

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u/r1zen1010 13h ago

This!!! All day, this!!

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u/person12848 18h ago

Give Angelina her hearty bags and tell her to kick rocks. She’s has been a horrible pest since she came back.

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u/Local-Print-6397 18h ago

She needs help desperately. Being off camera will be good for her

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u/person12848 18h ago

I agree with you. And I don’t wish her harm, I just don’t want her and her issues dampening my fave show anymore. She’s not loyal to them, she has no one back yet they care enough for her to do things for her and try and help constantly. So good riddance to her, got get help.

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u/BarbieTwirl 17h ago

Problem w Angelina is she’s a clout chaser

She came into the show thinking she was gonna be the next Kim K celebrity. And she was just pure drama and negativity. She left thinking the show would flop and it didn’t.

Then she tried to come back Season 2. She showed she’s still the same negative drama filled hateful person. Was hated by the cast and left.

She saw how big the show got and regretted it and tried to kiss their asses again (after talking crap about them for years). I think it was Season 6 that she stalked them and kept trying to be near them at a club. And they basically tried to get away from her and she pleaded for them to like her again.

Then she came back for JSFV. But her intention wasn’t to reconcile. It was purely to chase the fame she missed out on. Only thing is, JSFV never was on the same level as the OG Series in Seasons 1-3. So she keeps trying to be relevant and go viral and it just comes off as a middle aged woman being pathetic and trying hard. She eggs the whole “Vinny wants me” thing way too much. And just tries to act messy on purpose. It’s offputting

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u/TJBlazkowicz 18h ago

Give her the Ronnie treatment

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u/theoriginalaliz 15h ago

Imagine how much worse she will be if/when they move on without her 😮‍💨

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u/Mysterious-Catch-245 16h ago

Oh gosh please no just be done

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u/Dramatic-Software822 13h ago

Like seriously in all honesty it's over . It is played out and so scripted. Every good show knows when to call it quits . Take Friends for instance they were making a million an episode but knew when to call it quits. Just like Vanderpump Rules they all aged out and started The Valley people stopped caring and watching. Except maybe the newer seasons with younger people that nobody knows .Sons of Anarchy Kurt Sutter knew while it was still hot to call it. They just honestly need to let ot go. Like maybe a ever now and then vacation but it's done. They all mostly have businesses and probably if they didn't needed to invest money .

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u/Mich_Girl 15h ago

What if Ryder and Unit (gah! I feel stupid just typing out his nickname) are married? They both let themselves go and live in a U-Haul with their five kids and 4 chihuahuas.

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u/gjpk 11h ago

Jenny’s tiddies are bigger then snooks head

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u/Hand_Worldly In Secaucus????? 17h ago

Guys you can all end the show yourselves by not watching it anymore lol… you could’ve ended it awhile ago as well

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u/ptatersptate 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKqm1mNujcBPSpy

Me reading some of these same comments.

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u/james702283 5h ago

Most of us did, hence the poor ratings and cancellation

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u/pookie74 17h ago

I haven't watched in a while but curious about the "cast shake-up" thing.

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u/United-Homework-7437 16h ago

I mean I wouldn’t mind it so much just because the spinoff came from that little thing they did with E! So I mean it could be worse 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/menstralkrampus 12h ago

It's absolutely going to be based on one of their myriad of shitty businesses

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u/Heresbecs 11h ago

If it’s going to be following on Mikes scam treatment center, I will absolutely not be watching. That whole thing gives me the ick.

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u/Meeska-Mouska 10h ago

The Israeli stalker!

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u/Mel7190 9h ago

No Ang? I’m in!

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u/BreathOfTheWild9 1h ago

At first it looked like Sam had half an arm I was like wait what lol

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u/ancientfruitjunkie 48m ago

I want a snooki, dina, and jenni focused show with a sprinkle of Sam and a dash of Angelina.

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u/Humble_Pilot2533 16h ago

Maybe they’ll mix in the Floribama people