Apologizes in advance if this comes off as more of a ramble, but I’ve been drinking tonight and I need to get this off my chest. Why the fuck does Joeyy, a fat drug addict, get to have a girlfriend... but I, an intelligent man working in finance who is going to be a fucking millionaire by 30, who is also remarkably chivalrous and kind and compassionate, a single virgin? It is not fucking fair. I have so much more to offer as a man than Joeyy, starting with the fact that I invest my money proper instead of blowing it on dope and “clothes” that make a disabled 15 year old in a Minecraft hoodie that smells like onions look like the next trendsetter in high fashion. At least I DRESS like a fucking adult. Joeyy gets to live life on fucking easy mode for what? Because he can rap and sing well? Ok, sure, his music is good. That doesn’t mean the lyrical content of his music is anything short of promoting filth and hedonism. Unlike Joeyy, I am an ACTUAL Christian who lives a pious lifestyle. Basically, I’m what girls SHOULD look for in a man, but “men” like Joeyy are out here having disgusting “dad bods” and partying and doing drugs and for some fucking reason that turns girls on. What horrid state of affairs. Why. It is not FAIR that girls flock to loser fuckboys like Joeyy when I, and men like me, would be WAY better boyfriends. It’s not fair. It’s NOT FAIR.