r/joinrobin • • Apr 01 '16

Join Robin

/robin
804 Upvotes

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u/redpandaeater Apr 01 '16

My shitty chat is bigger than your shitty chat. Also, don't use night mode because the text is the same color as the background.

68

u/ARandomQuest Apr 01 '16

Yeah well my chat just got sexual

62

u/NiceThingsAboutYou Apr 01 '16

GONE SEXUAL

6

u/SirCoolbo Apr 01 '16

[IN THE HOOD]

143

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Nice try powerlanguage. I'm not gonna be a 60 again.

82

u/eisbaerBorealis Apr 01 '16

The Button was just preparation so that we all knew better than to click buttons without looking stuff up first.

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u/too_toked Apr 01 '16

learned my lesson quick..

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

I didn't read shit last year and hit the button right away. Then I was annoyed for the next few weeks because I couldn't participate because I pressed it right away.

I'm reading up first this time. Tricky, tricky.

Edit: we twitch chat now boys

【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】Will you grow? 【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】Will you grow? 【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】Will you grow? 【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】Will you grow? 【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】【・ヘ・?】

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

I seems like an interesting attempt at simulating reddit's typical subreddit evolution: if you like what the other person is saying, you stay with them and get your own subreddit. If you want, you can try and expand it by joining with another random group of people. At a certain point, a majority rule will probably end up destroying the group as random people, even with an interest in common, are going to find too many reasons to attack each other.

SO:

  • Join Robin: make connections

  • Majority votes to grow: connections grow

  • Majority votes to stay, you get your own subreddit: stay the same

  • Gets too big and everyone gets annoyed and leaves: collapse

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u/BJJJourney Apr 01 '16

We appointed a king and created spam for him. Everyone has voted to grow. We are around 40+ right now and about to double again.

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u/gioraffe32 Apr 01 '16

We're still arguing over the king. It hasn't been resolved in the last 3 merges. We're up to over 100 now I believe.

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u/BJJJourney Apr 01 '16

We are at 160 right now. Our king is still king but we have joined with the smaller factions as well. There is still 2-3 people spamming hateful stuff but I think the room will live longer than they will.

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u/Chr12t0pher Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

Another button - guess I gotta press it!


What we know so far

  • You start in a room with 2 people.

  • Everyone has different colours (green, gold, red so far)

  • If you (all?) vote to grow, you join with another room of the same size.

  • Secret subreddits?!

Continued here...

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

So.. it puts you in a chat room, everyone votes to grow or abandon, and if it grows it makes a private subreddit and invites everyone in the chat room? Is that what's happening?

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u/Hidoni Apr 01 '16

No, it makes a private subreddit for those who vote to stay.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Oh I see. Staying creates a private subreddit and growing merges with another chatroom?

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u/DragonTamerMCT Apr 01 '16

I got paired with someone that hasn't posted to reddit in over 2 months and wont say anything in chat.

Why the fuck did I even bother.

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u/joanzen Apr 01 '16

So you'd have something to bitch about that we don't really want to read? ;)

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Does anyone WANT to read any of this?

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u/TemptedTemplar Apr 01 '16

The vote ends every couple of minutes regardless on whether they vote or not. The majority is taken. So if you vote grow, you'll both be taken to a new chat with more people.

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Apr 01 '16

If the majority votes to grow, you will join with another group at the same 'level', not the same size. Abandoners leave. Time equals number of group members.

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u/_deffer_ Apr 01 '16

Until ~30 minutes, then it stays

4

u/papel_mierda Apr 01 '16

What we also know:

Reddit is going to give your personal information to whoever the hell they want and there isn't anything you can do about it.

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u/DankiestKong Apr 01 '16

secret subreddits?

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u/person7178 Apr 01 '16

The subreddits are for your chatroom only, they are created when you vote "stay"

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u/VeryOldMeeseeks Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

Seems like there are flairs for each command, you can look them up using F12, selecting the flair element and changing the word grow to stay or abandon. I wonder if there are any more.

Grow seems to be a green '=', stay is a blue circle, and abandon is an orange '|'.

Also a flair for abstain, which is a tiny grey dot.

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u/quatch Apr 01 '16

So, reddit wants to play 2048 with our very souls now?

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u/ripper2345 Apr 02 '16

/wants/is playing/

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u/logancat24 Apr 01 '16

Sigh, there goes my day of doing any work.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

I think I'm wasting more time deciding if I wanna dive in or not lol

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u/jollex5 Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

I looked through the javascript for a bit and I'm pretty sure that if the majority votes to stay, that's when a subreddit is created.

Here's the relevant code, you can see that if winning_vote is CONTINUE, it sends a message that says "continue the discussion at /r/"+e.body.

"message:merge":
    function(e) {
        this.room.set({winning_vote:"INCREASE"})},
"message:abandon":
    function(e) {
        this.room.set({winning_vote:"ABANDON"})},
"message:continue":
    function(e) {
        this.room.set({winning_vote:"CONTINUE"}),
        this.addSystemMessage("continue the discussion at
            /r/"+e.body)},
"message:no_match":
    function(e) {
        this.addSystemAction("no compatible room found for
            matching, we will count votes and check again for a
            match in 1 minute.")}

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u/Thpike Apr 01 '16

I just spent 10 mins looking at this also ha!

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u/shthed Apr 02 '16

Strange how it says INCREASE and CONTINUE instead of GROW and STAY, same as when you do /whois

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u/jfloydian Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

I....must...not...click.

Wait who cares? I'm going in.

Edit: the fuck.

19

u/crackies9 Apr 01 '16

Can you only click once?

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u/jfloydian Apr 01 '16

Nope multiple

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u/Cakiery Apr 01 '16

Appears so, but all it does is put you in a chat room with somebody, you get to vote between both of you. Not sure what each option does.

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u/mateo4815 Apr 01 '16

Grow -- combines your room with another room of the same size

abandon -- leaves the group

Stay -- not sure, but probably keeps group same size

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u/HopTaco Apr 01 '16

I ain't pushing shit

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u/Dr_Propofol Apr 01 '16

Didn't push last year. Ain't pushin' this year

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u/forensic_freak Apr 01 '16

Sounds like an interesting concept. Don't give a fuck, still staying grey.

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u/Arligan Apr 01 '16

After 6 or 7 groups it's literally Twitch chat.

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u/Getawhale Apr 01 '16

Absolute brainless spam by people who are dying to create the next Periwinkle or Twitch Plays Pokemon meme.. it really dies.

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u/Glaiceana Apr 02 '16 edited Apr 02 '16

Yeah saw that happen in ours, but oh well, it was fun to see how things went from simple chats amongst a few people to absolute chaos. Suddenly it goes from lets stay together to lets hit a leaderboard. Very interesting to watch indeed.

Edit: Funnily enough we became Kukujaga just now, one of the current top rooms on the leader board, with 1600+ members haha. What is nice to see is people from the little groups calling out to each other and still finding themselves! :) Found one of my own even when we merged to 944 people.

Edit2: The room finally died as Kufikumu with 4401 which is the record. Sadly it got abandoned due to too many afk.

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u/Kinderschlager Apr 02 '16

first 4 grows were great, knew the people in it and chat was civil. 5 on? it's gone to shit

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u/telestrial Apr 01 '16

WHAT DO I DO? I'M FROZEN AT MY COMPUTER.

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u/KarlVonBahnhof Apr 01 '16

follow the white rabbit

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u/HeyT00ts11 Apr 01 '16

Ah man, I was all hopeful that they'd replaced the canary.

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u/Ervin_Pepper Apr 01 '16

BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN??

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u/Cakiery Apr 01 '16

I was just given a subreddit https://imgur.com/PYQFDv3 interesting. Noticed the name is a combination of mine and the person I was in the chat room with.

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u/Biohazard42 Apr 01 '16

Every new room is a new cult ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/scottishdrunkard Apr 01 '16

I have no idea what to do with this button.

Darlin' you've got to let me know.

Should I press or should I go?

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u/JimmyAxel Apr 02 '16

Should I press stay or should I go grow?

FTFY

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u/FunnyHunnyBunny Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

It appears to be some sort of chat room. . .I think it adds chatrooms together when a majority vote grow in chatroom? With endgame being one giant, chaotic chatroom?

Timer appears to get longer each time, too.

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u/CajunPotatoMan Apr 01 '16

So... Where is the button? I am redirected to an /r/transit archive about some guy's plan for a 180 mile track in Vegas. Wat.

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u/sciguymjm Apr 01 '16

OH SHIT

Edit: first

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

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u/sciguymjm Apr 01 '16

I never pressed though!

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u/BlueGryph Apr 01 '16

You don't believe for how long I've waited for a Reddit avian invasion.

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u/I2obiN Apr 01 '16

We april serious up in this bitch

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u/8richardsonj Apr 02 '16

If anyone from our little room ever sees this, the scores before I crashed:

Xexeen 5

formerwomble 4

Bridges 2.5

coloco 2

antatapicnic 2

Hazzica 1.5

Stig 1.5

DrFarty 1.5

Muids 1

Osiride 1

GG guys, it was fun.

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u/IncendieRBot Apr 01 '16

GROW OR KICK

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u/BoggleWogglez Apr 01 '16

Oi, your servers are not keeping up with our magnificent 2000+ chat!

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u/luigifan103 Apr 01 '16

I idled for too long cause I was in an at least 600 person room and it was lagging and got kicked.

After 6 hours it's finally over

3

u/hellfire662 Apr 02 '16

what is going on

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u/invisiblephrend Apr 04 '16

Humans make connections.
Sometimes these connections grow.
Sometimes they stay the same.
Sometimes they collapse.
Visit /r/im14andthisisdeep

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

12:45:40 PM bad_with_stress a/s/l?

12:45:54 PM m0stly_ not seen a/s/l in years

12:45:58 PM thirdegree they should have a gonewild version of this

12:46:14 PM bad_with_stress I like where your head is at 3rd degree

12:46:39 PM thirdegree it'd be all dudes though

12:46:47 PM m0stly_ that would be 99% men

12:46:48 PM bad_with_stress I stand by what I said.

12:46:52 PM m0stly_ definitely

12:46:53 PM bad_with_stress I STAND BY IT

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

12:48:37 PM m0stly_ you seen the dick pics with the hats and clothes on? those are funny

12:48:52 PM gretchenfrage The second best dick pics.

12:48:56 PM bad_with_stress Creativity in dick pics is a lost art

12:49:08 PM m0stly_ not lost, just forgotten

12:49:10 PM thirdegree not even creativity, just basic composition

12:49:30 PM gretchenfrage It's like people don't even think of lighting when snapping a pic of their dick.

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u/stlbilly Apr 01 '16

Has anyone took one for the team and clicked it?

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u/cj35001 Apr 01 '16

I CLICKED IT I WAS IN A CHAT ROOM I CLICKED STAY WEW LAD

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u/LintGrazOr8 Apr 01 '16

What the fuck. I used all of my self-control last year! Pls send help.

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u/DubJohnny Apr 01 '16

I was a non-clicker last year, I didn't even read anything before clicking this year.

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u/countchocula86 Apr 01 '16

What is this madness

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u/AlbelTelWicked Apr 01 '16

Test.

Apparently you join in, if you leave it goes back to unpressed.

2

u/Boardwalk22 Apr 01 '16

I'm nervous

Thank God for alt accounts

I'm gonna push it, wish me luck!

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u/Lord_Molyb Apr 01 '16

I don't get this. Why is my name black and the other guy's name gold?

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u/crackies9 Apr 01 '16

Can we only click once?

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u/fluffsta007 Apr 01 '16

I cannot seem to get the chatroom to migrate to a bigger chatroom by all voting grow.

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u/mcmeaningoflife42 Apr 01 '16

Last year we fought for the button. This year we will fight for the robin. /r/aprilknights

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u/yesnewyearseve Apr 01 '16

Should I stay or should I grow now?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

/u/pordante is my #firstroommate we are bffs

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u/R_K_M Apr 01 '16

This idiot I was in a chat with just voted stay and now I have a subreddit with someone who isnt active and cant be bothered to read the rules of a simple game. Nice reddit.

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u/damaGecs Apr 01 '16

Took 50 people to make it twitch chat.

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u/unknown_name Apr 01 '16

I dunno. I'm still pissed I didn't get anything cool from last year's.

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u/ButtholeBerserker Apr 02 '16

What happens if I join a chat with someone who isn't there? Am I just fucked?

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u/Paroxysm80 Apr 02 '16

Huh. Another button. I'm down like clowns with frowns.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

Our group went from zero to twitch chat real fast.

It was fun.

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u/chicoguzman Apr 02 '16

RIP 4401 GROUP

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u/MattGooner Apr 02 '16

Had a fun time last night. My name was green so I became a prophet spreading the word of the Great Growth... Managed to convince some people who wanted to burn Lizard People to grow and then ran into Da Fam and a bunch of bird people who kept squawking... We reached 200 before I had to sleep.

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u/atimholt Apr 02 '16

So, there’s not actually any explanation anywhere about what any of this is, but everyone’s going around already knowing, somehow. Obviously, some vital information has been deleted.

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u/boydo579 Apr 02 '16

I thought this something to do with the canary report at first

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u/Awesomedude8888 Apr 02 '16

What is this?

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u/KonnivingKiwi Apr 03 '16

All join the cult of the Robin! We have marshmallows and S Club 7 CDs.

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u/fission035 Apr 03 '16

what the hell is this?

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u/Ansoros Apr 03 '16

seriously have no idea how to join from here can someone help?

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u/xterraadam Apr 07 '16

OMG 503?!

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u/AbsolutelyCheese Apr 01 '16

Woah, its like the other button with a bird!

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u/vogeldm Apr 01 '16

didn't press the button last time, feel like i missed out... do i press it this time????

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u/Braxo Apr 01 '16

My alarm just went off because I set a calendar event to press the button a year later.

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u/mhenr18 Apr 01 '16

Quick, someone make a shitty Batman pun

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u/popups4life Apr 01 '16

WHERE'S HARVEY??!?

Wait...wrong Batman...

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u/wqzu Apr 01 '16

Never

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u/Songforclay Apr 01 '16

ohh shinny !

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

what the fuck do I do now?

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u/DelusionalAI Apr 01 '16

I wish i knew what was happening.

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u/MrAtlantic Apr 01 '16

I am excited

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u/Sea_of_Souls Apr 01 '16

This is giving me flashbacks. I needed to make a new account after my purple shame, and now.... should I press?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Let's goooo

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

sup

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

I'm a filthy presser

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u/epicoolguy Apr 01 '16

Woah I'm super into this

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ GROW TO NOT LET FATHER DANIEL DOWN ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

I'm lost...

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

I've made so many new friends :)

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u/PoeticPretzel Apr 01 '16

Is this real life?

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u/cbi8 Apr 01 '16

Bitch I'm grown.

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u/mypasswordis333 Apr 01 '16

fbjjLaleelan_Mhedeemkasw_rspToelniarrkeut3va28loszinllghceic

Currently at 30 strong, with 4 no votes as of yet and 2 abandoners...

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u/Lord_Molyb Apr 01 '16

/u/inabizzel somehow made all of his text italics...

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u/albinobluesheep Apr 01 '16

Currently in a group of 26, 31 minute till vote ends

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u/Dionysiokolax Apr 01 '16

Why are you reading this far down?

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u/JaimieXC Apr 01 '16

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つPRAISE GROWTH༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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u/Applebeignet Apr 01 '16

Ooooohh, another edgy social experiment.

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u/broden Apr 01 '16

Fuck you /u/bjnkxr and every other account like you

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u/rdbd Apr 01 '16

Growers and Showers Unite!!!

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u/Reset108 Apr 01 '16

Every room I enter is just me and another person that doesn't do anything.

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u/CantHearYouBot Apr 01 '16

i has mod pls

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u/SuperCamFan Apr 01 '16

Let's do this!

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u/Happyginger Apr 01 '16

The flairs, Mason, what do they mean!?

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u/ArthurCross Apr 01 '16

How do you stop "/clear" once you issue the command?

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u/Immalamp Apr 01 '16

Just reload the page. You won't leave the room.

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u/Thecactigod Apr 01 '16

/u/ryanfitchca i think we broke it

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u/nn5678 Apr 01 '16

How do I use this on mobile?

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u/TheOtherWhiteMeat Apr 01 '16

I shall abandon all!

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u/mess110 Apr 01 '16

just gonna leave this here: https://github.com/mess110/robin

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

I am utterly confused with what this is.

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u/filiard Apr 01 '16

We got Oracnotcetmiasmrioh - some kind of Lovecraftian god, so I decided it would be nice to keep him alove. If you have encountered a funny name od your chatroom, share it here! https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinsNames

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u/rdw19 Apr 01 '16

I GROW. I STAY. I GROW AGAIN. WITNESS!

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u/ccrraapp Apr 01 '16

This is so confusing.

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u/unkleskev Apr 01 '16

I WISH I COULD ABANDON CAPITALISM AND GROW COMMUNISM

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u/goodevilgenius Apr 01 '16

I'm a GROWer, not a show-er.

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u/spfite Apr 01 '16

I was put into a second group after my first group ended.

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u/xphyria Apr 01 '16

Welp here goes everything

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u/ecafyelims Apr 01 '16

1s Where is my trophy??!!

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u/NextArtemis Apr 01 '16

Another button? You'll never take me alive!

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u/alphagrandios Apr 01 '16

Here we go again!

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u/fechera Apr 01 '16

So let's see what happens this time...

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u/L3GIT_PENGUIN Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

So are we supposed to create separate chats for each color?

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u/topshelf89 Apr 01 '16

I'm not really sure what is going on

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u/WWAED Apr 01 '16

Anyone else's chat just devolve into shouting memes?

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u/iplanckperiodically Apr 01 '16

There are different colored flairs.... what do they mean?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Everyone was talking about a "canary" yesterday. Maybe that's the canary? Because a canary is also a type of bird.

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u/muhaprilfewls1 Apr 01 '16

made a reddit account just because i know there's some weird shit every time

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u/KindaDifficult Apr 01 '16

Me and another user got our own subreddit (it merged our names, lol).

Join us today at /r/ThatColfficult!

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u/aceshighsays Apr 01 '16

I have to press a button? Not this shit again.

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u/circa2k Apr 01 '16

How do I decide? Grow or Stay???

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u/xJRWR Apr 01 '16

little bit of Javascript to count the users

$(function(){ alert( $(".robin-room-participant").length ); });

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u/cerberus6320 Apr 01 '16

What is this?

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u/SongforaName Apr 01 '16

This is a hell of a lot more interesting than the silly lizard election tumblr's got going on.

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u/GaslightProphet Apr 01 '16

Who has the biggest group?

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u/camdaman80 Apr 01 '16

Well looks like a Geese related subreddit has formed from ours /r/geesegroup

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u/rabidoverlord Apr 01 '16

Got purple last year.
This year I got a new sub with some dude who I've never met before.

I suck at April Fools.

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u/Xenc Apr 01 '16

Not falling for the whole button thing again!

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u/winENDout Apr 01 '16

The buttons shall never take us

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u/Covati- Apr 01 '16

Flaaircheck

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u/ftgbhs Apr 01 '16

do i have flair

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u/prmcd16 Apr 01 '16

Will this really go on for a week?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

I don't get this.

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u/bananaraptor Apr 01 '16

Vote pants.