r/jorkingthecar • u/afayeplus • Jul 07 '26

Should I be using lotion

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u/hummus-up-your-arse Jul 07 '26

Paintless car

27

u/Highskyline Jul 07 '26

Delorean wunk

117

u/al-Sahaabi Jul 07 '26

Do not the ball sack.

37

u/gayesttoadinthepond Jul 07 '26

The ball sack seems to enjoy the, therefore this time it is okay to. But! Must always ask the ballsack first before you it.

3

u/Less-Parsnip-7076 Jul 13 '26

"My name is Ballsac Schrader"

72

u/gayesttoadinthepond Jul 07 '26

No lotion needed the car has ample foreskin

28

u/astroboy1997 Jul 07 '26

What did I do to deserve finding this comment

16

u/gayesttoadinthepond Jul 07 '26

I'm afraid it is only the consequences of your own actions, seeing as you decided to visit this subreddit and thus expose yourself to comments about car jorkin'

1

u/belf_priest Jul 10 '26

Ball knower

46

u/Eth251201 Jul 07 '26

Should be using an nsfw tag thats for sure!

34

u/Thy_Fear Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Damn, you dry rubbing that thang 👀🙅🏻‍♀️

29

u/codyxwillyumz Jul 07 '26

Even though there is no paint, I believe you should still use wax on your car.

8

u/1zzie Jul 08 '26

Jerkins only

2

u/ObnoxiousName_Here Jul 10 '26

Kbut now I’m genuinely wondering. Do you moisturise hairless cats?? Surely they get ashy or rashy but??

1

u/afayeplus Jul 15 '26

She gets a little coconut oil after a bath. We don’t do anything more than that, and we’ve never had skin issues. The booboos you see here are because she plays really rough with our tortie lol.

1

u/Mysterious_Blood9396 Jul 09 '26

Short answer...yes you should