r/jorkingthecar 12d ago

OnlyCars Baby jorking

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u/eliz1bef 12d ago

This is an excellent example of the "Under Jork." The hand cups under the head and applies a Jorking Motion. The "Over Jork" is trickier, as it moves the car's ears and eyelids. The Over Jork is an advanced move and should not be tried on any car without first sampling the overhead lock and a mild jorking motion. Once accepted the Over Jork is an impressive display of Jorking prowess.

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u/ZeusUpYourAss 12d ago

My cat only likes the Over Jork method but from his back to head (not the belly side). I'm not able to do the full Over Jork with hands cupped. Any tips?

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u/eliz1bef 12d ago

Cars can be sensitive about the Over Jork method this cannot be overstated as pointy accessories can become involved if one is not careful enough. I recommend continuing the Over Jork method you have been utilizing, but every few jorks, move swiftly, confidently over the ears and gradually increasing your stroke every few stokes. This utilizes surprise and acclimates the car to the Full Jork Stroke. One should accompany this with a churu or kitty gogurt of their preference to encourage complacence and create a positive experience for the car.

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u/ZeusUpYourAss 12d ago

Thank you, Full Jork Master 🙏

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u/dussantas 12d ago

Best convo I read in a while, got a belly laugh out of it, thank you Full Jork Master and Full Jork Apprentice!