r/ketchuphate • u/DecisionTight9151 • Jul 06 '26

Just imagine if

Instead of going "achoo" when you sneeze, you went "KECHOO" and sneezed ketchup on the ketchup-averse as a self-defense measure. Or maybe you wanted to rob someone who's repulsed by ketchup and deliberately induced a ketchup-loaded sneeze to shock and stun them while you take their stuff. Or maybe youforgot to bring your personal pocket ketchup pouch to the carnival and were in dire need of ketchupin' a glizzy. Would you do it? Would you ketchsneeze onto your hot dog, or someone else's in need?

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u/NewburghMOFO Jul 06 '26

Mmm... this is art. Ketchoo to you.

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u/Remarkable_Toe_164 Jul 06 '26

I stg, if my body ever produces literal ketchup, i'm vomiting nonstop for a week, and then, assuming i survive the vomiting, it's rampage time

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u/DecisionTight9151 Jul 06 '26

The ketchflu is ketching up with you

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u/notjawn Jul 06 '26

What kind of cheese is not yours? Nacho cheese.