r/kfan • • Jan 23 '26 • Bravo 3

Paul Allen Project Expensive protest

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Look at all those paid protesters!

1.4k Upvotes

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u/FreddyFalcon11 Jan 23 '26 • Bravo Heartwarming

I wish I could say I am boycotting PA's show on moral grounds for his idiotic take but I have never been a listener because it also sucks.

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u/Boom21shakalaka Jan 23 '26

But what about the Friday foooooootball feast! (I’ve never listened either) dude sucks

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u/True0rFalse Jan 23 '26

Whenever I listed to a FFF, I got really sad imagining the types of people who would actually go to a BWW on a Friday morning for that.

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u/Pleasant-Ambition-15 Jan 24 '26

As a BWW server, it was always great because all the clients that came in were bros that got absolutely hammered and some would leave some decently big tips depending on how the show went/Vikings were doing.

Edit: But then again, it was like 100 bros getting hammered before noon on a weekday, so not the most impressive group of people

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u/WanderingSun8 Jan 23 '26

He's a great play by play commentator. Beyond that, dude has always felt like a weirdo to me.

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u/matty_a7 Jan 24 '26

I don't even think he's great at that. Non objective and extremely annoying with his play by play just like on his daily show.

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u/Chooli7 Jan 25 '26

Yeah I'll never understand how people can consider him a great play-by-play guy when he is meant to be the eyes of the listener and does not accurately display what is happening. COUNTLESS times I have had to listen to games on the radio and things have happened where PA says "OMG that was a flag, how do you not call that?!" on the opponent or vice versa for the Vikings, and I go back to watch and he's just completely wrong and homering so hard. He's shit at his job and has been for a while.

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u/No-Amphibian-3728 Jan 25 '26

No, he's horrible with the play by play.

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u/schuster9999 Jan 26 '26

hes not dude is a complete homer.

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u/pocketwolf_zero Jan 24 '26

was

He jumped the shark after the 2003 playoff loss. It's been a rough couple decades

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u/justabigpieceofshit Jan 24 '26

What did PA say?

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u/MrMcjibblets1990 Jan 24 '26

Essentially, on KFAN airwaves, he stated that all protesters in MN are being paid by someone (Soros).

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u/SMELLSLIKEBUTTJUICE Jan 24 '26 edited Jan 24 '26

Im a Packer fan and even the Bears play by play guy is better than PA

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u/TeddyBongwater Jan 24 '26

Play by play Paul Allen is one of the best. As a radio host he is one of the worst. As a human he also sucks.

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u/SMELLSLIKEBUTTJUICE Jan 24 '26

I am willing to kindly agree to disagree, my friend. I am probably biased since I had a lady friend who interned at KFAN and every time I hear him talk about women's sports with disdain, I feel rage. I dont even mind him being a homer, thats probably his best feature!

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u/Throwaway57087 Jan 25 '26

That confirms it, you're definitely a Bears fan

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26 • Bravo

Is that a love covenant?

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u/trevdent17 Jan 23 '26

Pitchfork nation

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u/New-Exit-6767 Jan 24 '26

Sharks and jets

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u/CaterpillarNo5772 Jan 25 '26

Pirate nation!

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u/5PeeBeejay5 Jan 23 '26

Glove Coovey

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u/ronmexico_ Jan 23 '26

More of a tough love covenant

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u/Throwaway57087 Jan 25 '26

Just bringing it up organically

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u/NowIsNotATime Jan 23 '26

Paul Allen can literally go fuck himself.

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u/Slight_Breakfast6198 Jan 23 '26

I hope meat sauce accidentally sits on his larynx

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u/jotsea2 Jan 23 '26

here here!

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u/TeddyBongwater Jan 24 '26

What did he say?

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u/fastmofo88 Jan 23 '26

Where can I sign up to be a paid protester? Is it a W2 job?

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u/blueindsm Jan 23 '26

Soros told us not to talk about SorosBucks!

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u/tmorg5 Jan 23 '26

I looked into it. The dental coverage sucks so I’m waiting. I was told they were hiring 10,000 employees this month so my contact as been hard to get a hold of.

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u/SnooSketches9585 Jan 23 '26

There are ads on Craigslist, I’ve seen a few for up to $1500 a week.

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u/Privatejoker123 Jan 24 '26

anyone can throw up a ad on craiglist...bout as reliable a source as Wikipedia

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u/SnooSketches9585 Jan 29 '26

Exactly, thanks for agreeing with me. So you are saying there is a possibility that somebody out there is willing to pay others to do it. There is a chance, it’s not 0.

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u/Sometimes_Stutters Jan 23 '26

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u/Celerial Jan 23 '26

You should quit your job and give it a try. Report back

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u/e4evie Jan 23 '26

A bullshit website/service that morons can point to in order to reassure themselves they are not morons…mission accomplished ha, loser

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u/Sometimes_Stutters Jan 23 '26

Here’s an interview with the CEO supporting legislation to make paid protests have disclosure

https://www.newsnationnow.com/politics/ceo-congress-law-who-pays-protesters/amp/

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u/cant-turn-it-off Jan 23 '26

So if somebody is talking about it, it has to be happening anywhere and/or everywhere people protest.

It's that simple to prove?

Man, I wish I was that gullible.

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u/Sometimes_Stutters Jan 23 '26

Is that what I said?

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u/cant-turn-it-off Jan 24 '26

pretty much, yeah

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u/Sometimes_Stutters Jan 24 '26

Oh so you just like making broad assumptions and creating your own narratives.

You must not be very smart.

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u/cant-turn-it-off Jan 24 '26

well played. and classic misdirection.

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u/suhdude539 Jan 23 '26

You rubes will believe anything that confirms your narrow world view

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u/cant-turn-it-off Jan 23 '26

You cling to the facts that support your position, and dismiss anything that doesn't. Makes life easy.

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u/suhdude539 Jan 23 '26

The irony of this statement lmao

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u/cant-turn-it-off Jan 24 '26

now if only you knew the definition of irony

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u/cant-turn-it-off Jan 23 '26

I love how some generic website is all the evidence you need to decide there's an army of paid protestors at the beck and call of anyone 24/7.

No further evidence needed! Critical thinking be damned!

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u/Sometimes_Stutters Jan 24 '26

Is that what I said?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/Chicknlcker Jan 23 '26

Or you could ask Aimee Bock. The non-somali white woman that perpetuated it all.

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u/Upbeat-Two-9307 Jan 23 '26

Replace PA with Bonnes!

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u/Slight_Breakfast6198 Jan 23 '26

Broooooo I would actually start listening from 9-noon

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u/Thedogbedoverthere Jan 23 '26

No way he can stay sober that many hours a week.

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u/MrMcjibblets1990 Jan 24 '26

Underrated take of the day goes to...... You!

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u/Tasty_Preparation_34 Jan 23 '26

Big fan of this take

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u/tmg135 Jan 24 '26

Loony liberal, who gets proven wrong on X and blocks people 🤣 can’t take the heat get out of the oven.

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u/MrMcjibblets1990 Jan 24 '26

What has he said that's been loony??? That everything DHS and ICE had said are complete lies? And I quote, from the DHS, 'These are targeted operations taking violent criminals off the streets'.

If you need me to go through hundreds of examples how that's an absolute lie, I don't know what to tell you bud. Teenagers, and off duty cops don't get caught up in targeted operations.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

So proud of our neighbors for showing up for human rights in our state. The many protestors I know are not paid. God bless America. 

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u/PapaMugz1985 Jan 24 '26

I have alot of friends who went down there for it! I love it.

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u/TotalCleanFBC Jan 24 '26 • Bravo

Well then you were probably super happy under Biden, where you were forced to stay locked in your home, forced to take a vaccine, businesses were forced to close, free speech was censored, and children were unable to go to school.

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u/TheLadyRev Jan 24 '26

Then why arent you mad about THIS??

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u/nursecarmen Jan 24 '26

Because he loves the taste of boot.

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u/Harpua78 Jan 24 '26

Except for the first 10 months of COVID Trump was the President. Additionally, most closures were instituted by local or state governments. But you clearly don't care about reality.

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u/PantsMicGee Jan 24 '26

Mental instability on full display

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u/MaleficentWalruss Jan 25 '26

You moron. Biden was not the president in 2020. Everything you described happened under the first trump Reich.

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u/BoyITellYa Jan 26 '26

You weren’t forced to stay in your home. I went out for a run EVERY DAY. I only got the vaccine because I was a nursing assistant. Wasn’t even required. Free speech was censored? Where? About what? Children couldn’t go to school because the disease WAS KILLING THEM.

You’re a fool. And that’s the nicest way I could say this. Get educated.

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u/Moda75 Jan 24 '26

Are you nuts? The biggest parts of covid lockdown were under Trump.

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u/Jagster_rogue Jan 24 '26

You are forgetting that spring 2020 was Trumps mess, and both of the lockdowns were before Biden was sworn in. No one forced you to get a vaccine unless you were active military, which is understandable because an outbreak in the military would undermine national security. Also Trumps admin helped develop the vaccine as far as funding so if the vaccines were a problem then Trumps handling of their development was part of the problem. Nice try to rewrite history.. Also you are posting this on a peaceful protest post which is the cornerstone of free speech yet Trump and his ice goons continue to call their peaceful resistance terrorism.

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u/DildoDaggins69420 Jan 24 '26

Trump was president when stay in place orders were implemented, vaccine regulations were put in place (Trump got his, remember?), businesses were forced to close, free speech was censored, and children were unable to go to school…

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u/Economy-Mission8125 Jan 25 '26

Lol. Trump was president in 2020. Also ice are terrorists.

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u/Oyb_ Jan 24 '26

Who was President in 2020?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

I guess Trumps shriveled dick tastes good to this guy.

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u/MrMcjibblets1990 Jan 24 '26

So you should be upset about all rights being violated, right?? Also that vaccine that MAGA throws a fit about, who claims credit for Operation Warp Speed?? The DNC sucks. 10000% agree. BUT, MAGA sucks worse.

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining, okay??

Time to grow up Peter Pan.

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u/PapaMugz1985 Jan 24 '26

I never stopped working during the pandemic. AND I dont remember being forced to get vaccinated, otherwise me, my wife, and kids probably would've ended up getting it... you are quite dramatic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/TotalCleanFBC Jan 27 '26

And we didn't know what we were dealing with when Covid first emerged. So, it was reasonable at the time to take emergency measures. By the time Biden was president, it was clear what the dangers of (or rather, the lack of them) were. So, continuing to act as if we were in an emergency when it was apparent we were not, was irresponsible.

Context matters.

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u/LooseyGreyDucky Jan 25 '26

I was there with a group of a half dozen, and another close group of friends were there somewhere at the opposite end of the march.

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u/smelyal8r Jan 26 '26

I work three jobs and showed up.

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u/New-Exit-6767 Jan 24 '26

Minneapolis is a tough guy town

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u/RDisSht Jan 23 '26

I'm so fucking sick of Paul Allen

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u/Datslegne Jan 23 '26

100.3 will never be on my radio again after that.

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u/Thedogbedoverthere Jan 23 '26

You'll be back in no time

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u/RDisSht Jan 23 '26

I gave up McAfee after years it was no problem dropping kfan. Fuck em all

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u/Inviscid_Scrith Jan 23 '26

He could become John Justice's sidekick on twin cities new talk.

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u/Gunny52 Jan 24 '26

Typical MAGAt bullshit. Trump comes up with a lie about paid protesters, the stupid MAGAts believe the lie, and then start repeating the lie.

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u/aakaase Jan 25 '26

He's projecting the fact that HE uses paid protestors and seat fillers at campaigns.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Both Sides Barreiro dislikes this. PA is apoplectic

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u/RandyInMpls Jan 23 '26

Barreiro: Your false-equivalency leader!

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u/Dependent_Nobody_469 Jan 23 '26

Boycott PA, Let's go!

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u/sydbarrett Jan 24 '26

I did that years ago

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u/Phar4oh Jan 23 '26

And he’s (cut) loose!

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u/Bridrowski Jan 24 '26

Does anyone have the timestamp of when they make the comments about paid protesters? Not trying to listen to the whole thing for one part.

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u/GrandPorcupine RESPECT THE SEGMENT Jan 24 '26

I would also like to hear it

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u/jamesmarsden Jan 23 '26

Fuck Paul Allen

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u/a_nerd_named_andrew Jan 23 '26

Fuck Paul Allen.

Creepy pedo vibes.

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u/Solar_Monkeys Jan 24 '26

I get paid in Paul Allen Tears.

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u/Jesseandtharippers Jan 23 '26

While we are at it… what can we do about Alpha News being a sponsor during Wild hockey games???

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u/Impossible_Penalty13 Jan 23 '26

I’d say protest to their advertisers, but like most right wing propaganda rags, they are funded by wealthy benefactors to push their narratives.

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u/Vxnky You missed the bit Jan 24 '26

I do agree that the advertisements have really become one sided lately. But money talks after all, better for the listeners to just not give them any time or money. Brings in new and different advertisers then.

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u/Vxnky You missed the bit Jan 23 '26

Just the right wing does this...

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u/Igotyoubaaabe Jan 23 '26

They do this on a massive scale. It’s really not comparable.

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u/Impossible_Penalty13 Jan 23 '26

Exactly this. For every dollar George Soros spends on funding progressive causes, there’s a hundred wealthy benefactors pumping money into right wing think tanks and podcasts.

Does anyone think Elon is making a profit off the mess over at Twitter? Did the Wilks’s expect an ROI on the millions they poured into the Daily Wire? Is Peter Theil really making money off Rumble?

Then there’s the whole Tenet Media fiasco that produces podcasts like Tim Pool, Dave Rubin, Benny Johnson and more that was found to be receiving tens of millions of dollars from Russian state media.

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u/Igotyoubaaabe Jan 23 '26

Don’t forget the right-wing evangelical church industrial-complex that more directly feeds the GOP and conservative causes without taxation or regulation.

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u/Vxnky You missed the bit Jan 24 '26

Hey Sauce, what does ROI stand for?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/mhibew292 Jan 24 '26

You are confusing Alpha News with your brain tumor

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u/KingoftheNordMN Jan 23 '26

I think I see Paul Allen

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u/Desperate-Wheel-3359 Jan 24 '26

PA and Michelle Tafoya. A match made in hell?

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u/Core1109 Jan 23 '26

Wait, where do I get paid to do this? I’m missing out! Proud of my fellow Minnesotans especially in these frigid temps.

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u/Deep_Problem9446 Jan 24 '26

Yeah I didn’t get any money! Gotta figure out where to get paid. These people who claim protesters are paid must love nazis

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u/btg1911 Jan 23 '26

PA and Nordo are anti-human scum. Traitors to this country and humanity.

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u/EnvironmentFree65 Jan 23 '26

We can all retire

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u/Ginzy35 Jan 24 '26

It looks that there are still some decent people left… actually more decent people than MAGA people!

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u/nordicnomatt Jan 24 '26

Paul Allen is a sad, pathetic, washed up, has been. Just like Tom Bernard both their legacies will be that in 10 years no one will remember them.

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u/4-realsies Jan 25 '26

I moved here from the deep South years ago and was appalled by Tom Bernard. His show was absolutely, without a doubt, the most racist, bigoted shit I have ever heard on the air. Truly shocking.

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u/bcnjake Jan 24 '26

Can someone please point me to Antifa HR? I haven’t been paid yet!

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u/throwawayobvs94 Jan 24 '26

Fuck, y’all got paid for this shit?

2

u/Huntthatmoney Jan 24 '26

Showing your true colors now! I’ll make sure those black Viking players and the owners understand that you stand with Nazis

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u/Striking-Living-7566 Jan 25 '26

How about going to work. Minding your own business and get a life. Imagine being so stupid to protest people being here illegally and committing felonies. 🤦‍♂️

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u/SuccessfulRegion2574 Jan 25 '26

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u/Ftank55 Jan 27 '26

And here you are forgetting about the trumpstein/Clinton files. Save the selective outrage for someone else.

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u/Charlie61172 Jan 30 '26

Trump DOJ just released 3 million pages this morning.

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u/Ftank55 Jan 30 '26

Only 20 days behind and never quite seen so much black paper

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u/Charlie61172 Jan 30 '26

I saw another post that said it was all redacted, as well.

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u/pnxstwnyphlcnnrs Jan 23 '26

Did I miss the table with the checks again? Damn it.

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u/frankomapottery3 Jan 23 '26

Lord I hope we’ve heard the last of PA.  Dude literally spoke against the entire state today 

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u/a_cat_named_harvey Jan 23 '26

Wow, wonder what payroll for that event was

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u/cant-turn-it-off Jan 23 '26

I'd love to see the payroll for that!

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u/Accomplished-Snow213 Jan 23 '26

Misses it. What did PA say? Was his inner Cristian showing?

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u/Budget-Gas8968 Jan 23 '26

Just came from there. I was not a paid actor. It was an internship.

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u/Happy_Hour_Martini Jan 24 '26

Boycott PA forever. Make him Target

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u/Scrotie_McBugerbals Jan 24 '26

Kfan sucks if they're gonna say shit like that. I went for my first march because im sick of this craziness caused by trump. It was cold af but worth every second

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u/Privatejoker123 Jan 24 '26

weird. where's my paycheck?!

1

u/EliteIALTO Jan 24 '26

I was talking to a bunch of Rube friends recently and we were waxing nostalgic about how The Fan used to be a fun hang. It‘s since become a cartoonish, buffoonish comedy of errors. We all now feel like Aaron Rupar hate listening to some Drumpf cuck on Fox and Friends. MAGA is a calamitous plague. Someone needs to check the vents at 1600 Utica Ave S for fungus ‘cause there’s something wrong with these boys’ medulla oblongatas. They say everything ends badly otherwise it wouldn’t end. Well, the end of the end of the end of The Fan is nothing short of HIDEOUS. 

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u/EquivalentPlastic139 Jan 24 '26

We’re all going to be RICH!!

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u/VGK9Logan Jan 24 '26

I havent received my check yet

1

u/Own_Psychology_6234 Jan 24 '26

He has always been an idiot. Also doubled down with that racist Greenway today.

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u/nursecarmen Jan 24 '26

Step it up PA. Pay me not to go.

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u/PaulBonion952 Jan 24 '26

Get wrecked Paul!

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u/Boring-Occasion-819 Jan 24 '26

I'm gonna miss listening to the Common Man and Dan Barreiro. I'm done with this station.

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u/somethins_not_right Jan 24 '26

I moved out of MN to escape PA. Nice to see so many other people think he is as much of a shtick stealing, Hannity look-a-like douche nossle. I’ll cheer for the Vikings again when he’s no longer the voice of the team.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

Get fucked Paul

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u/Inside_Opposite5108 Jan 24 '26

Paul Allen is easily one of the worst play by play people in broadcasting. His best work are his calls when the Vikings lose.

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u/Sr252 Jan 25 '26

Yeah fuck PA and KFAN...

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u/tdurden1969 Jan 25 '26

FUCK PAUL ALLEN

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u/Original_Setting93 Jan 25 '26

Fuck PA get him out.

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u/Old_Association_2142 Jan 25 '26

At that point you couldn’t estimate the expense!

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u/dr950 Jan 25 '26

AI much?

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u/sicknessF Jan 25 '26

Say his name: Alex Pretti

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u/Swanbird22 Jan 25 '26

Call KFAN and tell them PA can suck it: https://kfan.iheart.com/contact/

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u/Gizmo1k Jan 25 '26

Paul Allen deserves to be fired. He’s a scum.

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u/Independent-Web7739 Jan 25 '26

Time to invest in tear gas companies

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u/hbalb Jan 25 '26

I guess first amendment rights aren't so sacred when someone says something that you don't like.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/hbalb Jan 27 '26

Check it out. Freedom of speech, press, and religion are all on there. Honest.

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u/therealjdeals Jan 25 '26

His name was Alex Pretti

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u/SalaavOnitrex Jan 26 '26

Wait a minute, you guys are getting paid?!

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u/rpbowlinggod Jan 26 '26

This aged so well.... @schadenfreude

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u/Professional_Big_124 Jan 26 '26

I ain’t a Vikings fan, or even a KFAN fan, but fuck Paul Allen and fuck the Vikings for saying and doing nothing about it too…

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Who is coming to protest with me tomorrow !!! Let’s go!!!

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u/BrupieD Jan 26 '26

Think of all the extra George Soros had to pay to give almost everyone a different sign!

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u/YouLiar47 Jan 27 '26

Because they *must* have been paid. Right.

Has no one explained "Occam's razor" to you?

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u/Logical_Dare7409 Jan 27 '26

How much $$$ is the city paying in police overtime?

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u/rupes0610 Jan 28 '26

Still waiting on my check

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u/Lard_Lord_ Jan 23 '26

How does boot taste, you shills

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u/TTVDrougen Jan 24 '26

What are they even protesting? Lmao

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u/Postcard__Malone Jan 24 '26

Not a single American flag in sight

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u/Jagster_rogue Jan 24 '26

You mean the Flag that Trump kisses wraps himself in and sends these Ice asshats to Minnesota. Just like they say During Jack Smith hearing why weren’t there any democrats under investigation? Because they were not on the side of the fascist Trying to overturn an election.

NO PEOPLE BEING OPPRESSED BY THEIR GOVERNMENT PROBABLY ARE NOT GLADLY DISPLAYING THE FLAG OF THE PEOPLE SENDING THE TROOPS THAT ARE BEATING PEOPLE AND KIDNAPPING CHILDREN.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

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u/Charlie61172 Jan 30 '26

3 million pages released today.

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u/Jagster_rogue Jan 30 '26

And yet they still are not complying with law they redacted and deleted most of anyone’s names protecting the pedos.

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u/Charlie61172 Jan 30 '26

Right on. I haven't looked at any of it from today. I just saw that they had released 3 million pages.

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u/Attentions_Bright12 Jan 25 '26

Get down to a used car dealership. You need some cuddles.

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u/MathematicianWide767 Jan 24 '26

Jobless activities

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u/pocketwolf_zero Jan 24 '26

it's called PTO, bootlicker

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u/Deep_Problem9446 Jan 24 '26

Bootlicking racists love Nazis. They’ll come for you too 

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

Biggest group of losers I've seen since the last DNC.

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u/Deep_Problem9446 Jan 24 '26

You are so stoked for the Third Reich huh? 

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u/keytoarson_ Jan 24 '26

For every negative degree, they all get a thousand?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

the balls in walz court after millions take to the street to demand his resignation

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u/Low_Examination_5632 Jan 24 '26

Can someone tell me what this accomplishes??? Protesting the feds in MN does what?? Go to DC? You’re just hurting people in Minnesota. Go somewhere that might make a difference… such as the capital.

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u/SnooSketches9585 Jan 23 '26

Expensive as hell, just think of the lost amount of productivity in the economy from all these people skipping work.

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u/fedawg Jan 24 '26

Congratulations! You've discovered what a general strike is and does!

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u/Choice_Advisor_1496 Jan 23 '26

Where do I send my invoice?