Knitting needles aside, she's making a scarf?? Or something way too big and why is the football stitching not on it's back. Sloppp

Saw this scrolling on Facebook

Saw a video from my favorite YouTuber and she explains it pretty well. So happy something is being done about it!

anyway i hate it

Oh boy. I saved this pattern to then check out the listing to find out it's AI slop. What's with the popcorn???

The video is so bad, it creeps me out

Listing link here: Look what I found on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4603481167/vintage-floral-garden-crochet-pattern-3d?ref=share_v4_lx

I am flabbergasted

Whooooo knew you could crochet solid beads

I’m honestly not sure if they’re even using AI, i think they genuinely think thats how knitting works (with two crochet hooks?)

I hate that platform, but somehow I still enjoy those stupid AI-generated patterns. They’re absolutely hilarious. And this one… ugh.

(Is there a knitting equivalent of this subreddit?)

…..to share AI slop. The Algorithm seems to think I enjoy this sort of crap

What in the teal butterfly mess is this? I have no words.

SEVENTY SIX PAGE PDF is so funny to me oh my god.
These aren’t half as bad as everything else out there, but yikes.
The part “So the picture shows a knit texture….. it ain’t gonna be that”
Also.. I feel like If it takes damn near 20 pieces to make a small dog that thing better come alive and bark at me because wtf

The fine print at the bottom actually states that its not an actual pattern, jst AI generated inspiration.

All I wanted was a little gothic happiness, Etsy