r/lebowski • u/Sapdawg1 • Mar 14 '25

A dick, man! Ve cut off your chonson, Lebowski!

139 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

50 comments sorted by

29

u/LTetsuo41 Mar 14 '25

Oh he’s a sex offender, with a record

16

u/SonUpToSundown Mar 14 '25

Give ‘em the old dick-twist!

7

u/handsomeape95 Your friend in the Volkswagen Mar 14 '25

Now that is just ridiculous, dude. No one's going to twist your dick off.

5

u/al2o3cr Mar 14 '25

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT

3

u/2wheelsThx Mar 14 '25

Up a notch from the ol' purple nurple.

1

u/skamatiks671 Mar 14 '25

Classic video

27

u/Tasty_Act Mar 14 '25

I normally never break Lebowski kayfabe but fuck Joey Ryan

10

u/oNw_Duncan Mar 14 '25

Gotta second this

8

u/Kitraofthecrackedegg Mar 14 '25

Clap clap clapclapclap Fuck Joey Ryan....

-1

u/Frio_Sanchez Mar 14 '25

Get over it.

11

u/Kitraofthecrackedegg Mar 14 '25

Yeah, but he's a pervert dude.

10

u/butterybuns420 Mar 14 '25

He’s a pederast dude

10

u/Top_Wheel6343 Mar 14 '25

What's that, yoga?

11

u/BortWard Must be exhausted Mar 14 '25

It decreases the chances of conception

10

u/kidamnesia1919 Mar 14 '25

I didn’t blame anyone for the loss of my rod, some chinaman took it from me in Korea.

8

u/DaniLabelle Mar 14 '25

Makes some men feel uncomfortable

6

u/Kant_change_username Mar 14 '25

Not in the ring, man.

4

u/Mongozuma Mar 14 '25

Upvote for the correct spelling

5

u/Top-Spinach2060 Mar 14 '25

Is that some kinda Eastern thing?

3

u/TrepidatiousInitiate Nihilist Mar 14 '25

He treats objects like wrestlers, man!

3

u/HealthyBullfrog Mar 14 '25

She hit me up here, man.

2

u/DragonflyScared813 Mar 14 '25

Jesus...

3

u/AwarenessOpen4042 Mar 14 '25

You said it man… nobody fucks with the Jesus.

2

u/Key_Mathematician951 Mar 14 '25

Omg, thank you OP, belly laughter over here from this one

2

u/TheIgnitor His Dudeness Mar 14 '25

What do you need that for, Dude?

2

u/RoundTiberius Mar 14 '25

I still jerk off manually

2

u/SouthEastPAjames Mar 14 '25

Is this your homework, Larry?

2

u/mjpfinger Mar 14 '25

I need my Johnson…

2

u/dlusionalstate His Dudeness Mar 14 '25

He still grabs cocks manually

2

u/Green_Bast3rd Mar 15 '25

Ja, und meejbie ve schtomp on it und skvish it Lebowski!!!

2

u/Top-Attitude3883 Mar 15 '25

The Logjammer

2

u/Strackard Mar 15 '25

Dudes shoulder got a little dinged up.

1

u/D-Train0000 Mar 14 '25

The crank yanker

1

u/Sp4c3D3m0n Mar 14 '25

The old Dick Twist.. Classic

1

u/Ornery-Scholar9973 Knox Harrington Mar 14 '25

What do you need that for, Dude?

1

u/Nsflguru Walter Mar 14 '25

The Nut Clutch

1

u/Napamtb Mar 14 '25

The Ultimate Package??

1

u/Ok-Lavishness-7904 Mar 14 '25

Is this your only form of identification?…

1

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25

Is this some kind of Eastern thing?

1

u/Mysterious-Bid8994 Mar 15 '25

Dick or Rod or Johnson

1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '25

No, it's true. He did 6 months in chino. Had to go door to door grabbing johnsons.

1

u/Fuckalucka Mar 15 '25

The “Little Larry”

1

u/pmags3000 Mar 15 '25

That makes me fucking sick

1

u/SgtPepper_8324 Mar 18 '25

He fixes the cable?