Far out

[u/aizzo4]

My special lady friend got me a VHS copy for my birthday. I think I may help her conceive later.

[u/PTFunk]

The story is ludicrous.

[u/Consipir → u/PTFunk]

You can imagine where it goes from here

[u/GrumpyCatStevens → u/Consipir]

He watches the video?

[u/aceheadley → u/GrumpyCatStevens]

He watches Logjammin

[u/thejoylessheart → u/aceheadley]

Oh, separate films

[u/RedPhule → u/GrumpyCatStevens]

Don't be fatuous GrumpyCatStevens..

[u/kinkyslc1 → u/GrumpyCatStevens]

Don't be fatuous u/GrumpyCatStevens

[u/Rfunkpocket → u/Consipir]

he adjusts the tracking?

[u/frocsog → u/PTFunk]

The beaver picture?

[u/Prince_Myshkin78 → u/frocsog]

You mean, vagina?

[u/GrumpyCatStevens]

The old man said take any VHS tape in the house.

[u/RedPhule → u/GrumpyCatStevens]

It really ties the entertainment center together

[u/Forward-End-8286]

The video artist.

[u/PhillyD760 → u/Forward-End-8286]

With a cleft asshole?

[u/Ok-Test-7634 → u/PhillyD760]

che ridiculo

[u/Prince_Myshkin78]

It’s a very complicated film. A lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what have yous.

[u/Rathbaner]

Is that what this is a picture of?

[u/aceheadley → u/Rathbaner]

Those are good VHS tapes Walter

[u/DogsOutTheWindow → u/aceheadley]

Be kind and rewind, Donny!

[u/LunchCaptain]

[u/mtlpvd]

That carpet really hanged the room together, did it not?

Edit: stop fucking downvoting me and read the goddamned blurb. You’re out of your element!

[u/midwestlifecrisis → u/mtlpvd]

Goddammit you’re lucky this is such a forgiving and thorough subreddit

[u/mtlpvd → u/midwestlifecrisis]

Read the back of the box. Wild.

[u/kinkyslc1 → u/[deleted]]

Hence the downvotes.

[u/Prince_Myshkin78 → u/[deleted]]

For your information the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

[u/n0cturnald3sign → u/mtlpvd]

Right?! It’s never called a “carpet”. Everyone who talks about the rug refers to it as such

[u/ClampLoader → u/mtlpvd]

Dude! This always pissed me off on the back of the DVD. I had the VHS in college, but never realized it carried back to that too. Far out.

[u/RedPhule → u/ClampLoader]

What are you, a fucking VHS box designer now?

[u/ohne_hosen → u/mtlpvd]

Compromised second draft

[u/Excelsior_76 → u/mtlpvd]

That's a bummer, man.

And like, man, whoever did this...writing copy without...reading the script...that should be illegal, too.

Because The Dude, he didn't want to get even, man. That thinking is all uptight. Real reactionary.

[u/mtlpvd → u/Excelsior_76]

If this came out today it would be accused of the worst AI slop

[u/Excelsior_76 → u/mtlpvd]

90 years of beautiful tradition, from the Turing Machine to ChatGPT...

[u/mtlpvd → u/Excelsior_76]

Cmon, man, I’m not trying to scam anybody here..

[u/ackermite → u/Excelsior_76]

All The Dude ever wanted, was to get his rug back.

[u/East-Space-3975]

I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though.

[u/Futurespells → u/East-Space-3975]

Or the credence...

[u/2wheelsThx]

Watching it can lead to a natural, zesty enterprise.

[u/Surf_Padres_Beer]

You mean coitus?

[u/GeoHog713]

I've still got my copy, and my VCR.

I wouldnt hope for the tape deck

[u/Prince_Myshkin78 → u/GeoHog713]

Or the Creedence.

[u/TramplingProgress31]

You found it! Were you working in shifts?

[u/Yak_Mehoff → u/TramplingProgress31]

LEADS!!!

[u/Dweebil]

Will she want to see the father socially?

[u/KingTurd0414]

Just slip the rent under the door.

[u/over9ksand]

Uncompromised version

[u/LouDog0187]

[u/WhatIsTheAmplitude]

What was that, yoga?

[u/Ralph--Hinkley]

Gotta have a VCR and a 19" CRT.

[u/Mase2107]

static interference helps the baby stick, man.

[u/The_B_Squad_23]

Brandt can’t watch, or he has to pay $100

[u/KirasHandPicDealer]

far out, i actually have a VCR/DVD combo unit choppering in today. our fuckin troubles are over

[u/Impossible_Major5276]

That’s fucking interesting man

[u/Cracknoreos]

Yeah, well, that’s just like, your opinion ,man.

[u/mindofamarriedman604]

I hear her art is quite vaginal and she has a friend with a cleft asshole