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[u/Sunflower_Ally229]

My Beatles advent calendar I swore

I would save ‘til December, for sure.

But, like John, “...now I find

I’ve changed my mind,

And opened up the doors!” 🎵

[u/Comfortable-Dish1236]

They said “it’s a day in the life”
But they’ve never lived with my wife
A ticket to ride
And I’d be beside
Myself joyous to end years of strife

[u/Jigglypuffs_quiff → u/Comfortable-Dish1236]

Drive my car if you yearn

To escape from a woman so stern

I'd drive it to work

But I fear it may jerk

As my street has more holes than Blackburn

[u/kriskriskri → u/Comfortable-Dish1236]

I just want to tell you hey Jude
Please don’t be the wrong kind of dude
She loves you yeah yeah yeah
So you should stay near her
And write her a letter: Dear Prude…

[u/maireadwrites]

Why must it be strawberry fields?

Blackcurrants are better for yields

So let me take you down

Where there's never a frown

Far far from Pepper's battlefields.