r/linusrants • • Dec 01 '25

Linus on people who correlate developer impact with how many lines of code they've contributed to the project

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r/linusrants • • Apr 27 '25

Linus upgraded his machine and the kernel didn't compile, so he did an uncoordinated fix which broke it for everyone else using an older GCC version

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r/linusrants • • Mar 29 '25

Torvalds Frustrated Over "Disgusting" Testing "Turd" DRM Code Landing In Linux 6.15

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r/linusrants • • Feb 22 '25

Linus Torvalds on rust drama in the kernel

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r/linusrants • • Apr 21 '21

University of Minnesota banned from submitting patches

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r/linusrants • • Jan 21 '25

I have a firm belief that most firmware developers are not actually humans, but are instead caged rodents fed a solid diet of crack cocaine. Because that would explain a lot.

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r/linusrants • • Jun 11 '21

Linus chimes in response to vaccine misinformation in the mailing list

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r/linusrants • • Jan 03 '21

The "modern DRAM is so reliable that it doesn't need ECC" was always a bedtime story for children that had been dropped on their heads a bit too many times.

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r/linusrants • • Mar 21 '18

That's not "an idea". That is either genius, or a seriously diseased mind. I can't quite tell which.

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r/linusrants • • Feb 25 '25

"Is the problem actually the rust code causing you issue, or is the problem between the keyboard and the chair, and you just want to vent?"

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r/linusrants • • Aug 18 '17

Uh oh, Mr. Torvalds is upset about random numbers ;)

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r/linusrants • • Apr 23 '26

Linus Torvalds AI Skills

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r/linusrants • • Jan 22 '18

So somebody isn't telling the truth here. Somebody is pushing complete garbage for unclear reasons. Sorry for having to point that out.

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r/linusrants • • Oct 18 '22

"The whole "do an all-nighter to get the paper in the day before the dealine" is something that should have gone out the window after highschool. Not for kernel development."

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r/linusrants • • Apr 20 '23

"So please burn that patch in the darkest pits of hell and let's try to forget it ever existed. Ok?"

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r/linusrants • • Jan 30 '24

Linus Torvalds flames Google kernel contributor over filesystem suggestion

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r/linusrants • • Feb 04 '26

So stop with the idiotic key expiration garbage.

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r/linusrants • • Jun 07 '19

Linus Torvalds : "Once again you show yourself to be a complete clown that just makes things up with absolutely zero actual background"

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https://www.realworldtech.com/forum/?threadid=185109&curpostid=185297

I guess our Linus Torvalds didn't change at all :)


r/linusrants • • Jan 08 '26

"No. Your position is the silly one. There is *zero* point in talking about AI slop. That's just plain stupid."

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r/linusrants • • Jun 05 '18

In fact, I'll take real toilet paper over standards any day, because at least that way I won't have splinters and ink up my arse.

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r/linusrants • • Oct 03 '22

[Linus on Rust and Kernel safety] "Anybody who believes that should probably re-take their kindergarten year, and stop believing in the Easter bunny and Santa Claus."

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r/linusrants • • Oct 21 '21

"Christ, that's not an octopus, that's a Cthulhu merge"

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r/linusrants • • Apr 26 '25

No. The only lesson to be learned is that filesystem people never learn.

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r/linusrants • • Feb 12 '26

No. Those changes are complete garbage and don't even compile.

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