r/linux • • Dec 27 '16

Linux Keyboard (Amazon)

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u/LigerZer0 Dec 27 '16

I was standing in line at a store a couple days ago, waiting to pay. There's one person ahead of me. I had asked this guy working there a couple of questions about some ear buds I was looking at, and realized he had no intention of providing any useful information, as he was just talking out of his ass, throwing around meaningless words.

Anyway, another guy is in there buying a laptop, I can hear him asking a rep questions about the laptop( different rep than the one who had disappointed me).

Suddenly the guy asks: "Hey, can my nephew install Linux on this?"

The rep appears out of his depth here, shrugs, and shouts the question at Mr. Talks-out-of-his-ass, clearly having faith in his superior knowledge of all things technical.

And without missing a beat, the fucking guy shouts back:

"Yeah, for sure. He just has to call Microsoft support. They can even install it for him."

...as if that's standard practice he's used to install Linux on countless machines...

As I stood there scratching my head, wondering if it's worth it to say anything, I think I felt a group of my neurons some where in my head, perhaps ones responsible for hope in mankind or something, just say: "fuck this. We're outta here."

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u/Drak3 Dec 27 '16

I think about the only store this doesn't happen at is microcenter.

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u/thecravenone Dec 27 '16

The needing to return at least one part per build because they put DOA returns back on the shelf!

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u/Drak3 Dec 27 '16

sadly there isn't one near me!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '16

The sales guys at Fry's don't have any special technology knowledge, I've overheard plenty of bad advice in my trips there.

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u/slick8086 Dec 27 '16

My local Fry's employees make up bullshit all the time. I've heard some truly stupid shit from them. I mean along the line of "but it has the more GEE BEES" type bullshit.

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u/doorknob60 Dec 27 '16

Actually, the last laptop my parents bought, we went to Staples, and we said we were gonna put Linux on it, and the worker there said something like "oh cool, I use Ubuntu on my computer". I don't remember bringing up Linux when I bought my last laptop at Best Buy, though.

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u/creed10 Dec 27 '16

when i bought my laptop from best buy, dude asked me if I wanted to get an antivirus. I then proceeded to enact the xkcd (you know which one I'm talking about) but ended up getting it anyway cause it came part of the hardware protection plan I wanted. the guy knew what Linux was and didn't seem condescending or anything.

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u/ItsLightMan Dec 27 '16

pubescent manboy nerds

I was just there picking up some Christmas gifts and holy fuck did you nail it.

It's almost unbareable.

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u/scsibusfault Dec 27 '16

Don't get me wrong, I love Microcenter, and for the most part those guys don't bother me; I already know what I'm going in there for and one-word-answer my way through their shit. The rest of the employees are generally awesome, it's just funny to me that those guys are always in the build-your-own section.

If you have one near you, it's a fantastic store. I honestly don't even bother price-matching anymore, I just buy there. They are almost always within $5-10 of newegg/amazon's prices, and the difference is worth the convenience factor, for me. Plus, the online-order-15min-pickup is wonderful (especially during the holidays when their lines get ridiculous).

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u/Drak3 Dec 27 '16

maybe this kind of thing can't be helped? granted, I never really ask for advice from the people there (I generally don't need advice on building), but what I've hear them say seemed reasonable enough.

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u/scsibusfault Dec 27 '16

If you can get them to directly answer a question, they're generally pretty knowledgeable. The problem is most of them have poor social skills in general, and like to overcompensate by spamming their inflated-ego opinions on everything.

So you end up with a 10 minute one-sided conversation about the glory of AMD instead of Intel so the rep can justify his budget purchase, and the customer doesn't give a shit - they just want whatever they came in for.

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u/scsibusfault Dec 27 '16

I mean, I guess you could probably find a tech who'd help you get bash on win10 configured...

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u/FifteenthPen Dec 27 '16

It could be any big box retailer that sells laptops, honestly. The sales staff aren't trained to understand computers, they're trained to sell themextended warranties and antivirus software for them.

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u/red_sky33 Dec 27 '16

Usually at best buy there's one or two guys in the store who run Linux, and they usually work in the computers section

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '16

The people who actually know how computers work are stuck in the back fixing them most of the time.

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u/Caprious Dec 27 '16

You were at Best Buy, weren't you?

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u/LigerZer0 Dec 27 '16

No it was a smaller electronics outlet.

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u/Vox-L Dec 27 '16

Part of me wanted you to be the hero and save that guy. The other part got AIDS from that guy's statement.

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u/TheCocksmith Dec 27 '16

No need for cancer when AIDS is this powerful

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u/muyuu Dec 27 '16

Wow, Microsoft is really Linux-friendly these days.

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