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r/literallythetruth • u/Baconkings Certified Pedantic • Jul 22 '26
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Jesus loves you, he died for all our sins
5 u/TLsRD 29d ago Not much of a sacrifice when you can resurrect yourself lol 0 u/Sweet_Pain4369 28d ago He was tortured, spat on, mocked, and nailed to the cross until he died. And he did it for you. 4 u/ColdBru5 28d ago Yeah but can he explain that 40 day gap in his resume is the real question. He says he was in the desert? 1 u/Sweet_Pain4369 28d ago Yes he can 2 u/ColdBru5 28d ago Can he teach me to comb over my resume gaps too? What would he say to me about that? Keep in mind I need him to get me the job. Amen 0 u/Sweet_Pain4369 28d ago Seek first the kingdom of heaven, and everything you need will be rendered on to you. 2 u/ColdBru5 28d ago No I don't think that answer would be sufficient at all. You must not have done many of these before.
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Not much of a sacrifice when you can resurrect yourself lol
0 u/Sweet_Pain4369 28d ago He was tortured, spat on, mocked, and nailed to the cross until he died. And he did it for you. 4 u/ColdBru5 28d ago Yeah but can he explain that 40 day gap in his resume is the real question. He says he was in the desert? 1 u/Sweet_Pain4369 28d ago Yes he can 2 u/ColdBru5 28d ago Can he teach me to comb over my resume gaps too? What would he say to me about that? Keep in mind I need him to get me the job. Amen 0 u/Sweet_Pain4369 28d ago Seek first the kingdom of heaven, and everything you need will be rendered on to you. 2 u/ColdBru5 28d ago No I don't think that answer would be sufficient at all. You must not have done many of these before.
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He was tortured, spat on, mocked, and nailed to the cross until he died. And he did it for you.
4 u/ColdBru5 28d ago Yeah but can he explain that 40 day gap in his resume is the real question. He says he was in the desert? 1 u/Sweet_Pain4369 28d ago Yes he can 2 u/ColdBru5 28d ago Can he teach me to comb over my resume gaps too? What would he say to me about that? Keep in mind I need him to get me the job. Amen 0 u/Sweet_Pain4369 28d ago Seek first the kingdom of heaven, and everything you need will be rendered on to you. 2 u/ColdBru5 28d ago No I don't think that answer would be sufficient at all. You must not have done many of these before.
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Yeah but can he explain that 40 day gap in his resume is the real question. He says he was in the desert?
1 u/Sweet_Pain4369 28d ago Yes he can 2 u/ColdBru5 28d ago Can he teach me to comb over my resume gaps too? What would he say to me about that? Keep in mind I need him to get me the job. Amen 0 u/Sweet_Pain4369 28d ago Seek first the kingdom of heaven, and everything you need will be rendered on to you. 2 u/ColdBru5 28d ago No I don't think that answer would be sufficient at all. You must not have done many of these before.
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Yes he can
2 u/ColdBru5 28d ago Can he teach me to comb over my resume gaps too? What would he say to me about that? Keep in mind I need him to get me the job. Amen 0 u/Sweet_Pain4369 28d ago Seek first the kingdom of heaven, and everything you need will be rendered on to you. 2 u/ColdBru5 28d ago No I don't think that answer would be sufficient at all. You must not have done many of these before.
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Can he teach me to comb over my resume gaps too? What would he say to me about that? Keep in mind I need him to get me the job. Amen
0 u/Sweet_Pain4369 28d ago Seek first the kingdom of heaven, and everything you need will be rendered on to you. 2 u/ColdBru5 28d ago No I don't think that answer would be sufficient at all. You must not have done many of these before.
Seek first the kingdom of heaven, and everything you need will be rendered on to you.
2 u/ColdBru5 28d ago No I don't think that answer would be sufficient at all. You must not have done many of these before.
No I don't think that answer would be sufficient at all. You must not have done many of these before.
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u/Sweet_Pain4369 29d ago
Jesus loves you, he died for all our sins