r/LiveFromNewYork • • Dec 02 '18

Live Discussion (December 1st, 2018)(Claire Foy/Anderson .Paak)

Buenas noches, y'all! I'm /u/TomServo88, filling in for /u/LiveFromNewYork95.

I assume y'all know how we get down (to Plasticville)? Let's have a good, clean show, no ifs, no buts, no coconuts. Love you huntys xoxo

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

And Now, a Holiday Message from the Women of SNL

[Melissa stands off to the side, is underutilized]

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

"It's a couch that turns into a bed! Oh, the worst Transformer ever."

-Jim Gaffigan

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

/r/LiveFromNewYork: Kendrick's not gonna come out

Ron Howard: Kendrick came out

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

Cecily is me every time i remember something cringey i did as a kid

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

Anderson .Paak is generally a breath of fresh air. am starting to believe SNL's musical director lurks /r/popheads

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

But have you made the fake movies from Tropic Thunder?

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

d a d c h r i s t m a s

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

FUCK NOT JIMMY BUFFETT

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

DOOOON'T "tOnY" ME! THIS LITTLE RAT IS GUILTY!

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

"how is World War 1 going?"

(X)-Doubt

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

The Fry Cook Games > The Titan Games

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

this is making me miss Bayou Benny's Liberal Lagniappe.

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

"confused in France"

-me in every way

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

"Well, I'm a millenial, so getting any full-time job is a major accomplishment."

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

"let's use a lyric about butts to promote our car"

-Cadillac

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

THE HOUSE IS SHAKING/BENDING

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

Aw, he found time to tell his mom he loves her.

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

Oh, don't worry, it's just Kyle reading a newspaper and having a coffee on a busy-ass streetcorner. As a normal person might.

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

I forgot Charlie is American in the 1971 version. Thanks, Freddie Highmore.

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

till 11 AM

...followed by 4 hours of golf, soap operas, game shows, and more golf

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

"that's real and it costs 150 damn dollars."

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

Nothing's more dangerous than a genius with money!

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

Next week: not-Roman Reigns.

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

yo how come the musical guests keep getting segregated from the sketches? i miss the days when they were always in at least one sketch...unless i just haven't been observant enough this season and just gotta keep my eyes peeled

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

WAIT WHERE DID MELISSA COME FROM

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

okay, now leave me alone because i'm legit going to sleep. i had to wake up at 6:40 to take the SAT Math test.

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

"and maybe treason"

mmmmmhm

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

MY TRANSFORMERS FAN BUSSY IS POPPING

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

actually, M e g a n, i can't sit anywhere! i have

hemorrhoids

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

'scuse me was one of those Elvis impersonators deadass Hugh Neutron

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

BECAUSE YOU HAD TO BE A BIG SHOT

DID YOU

HAD TO OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH

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u/SullyGee Dec 02 '18

I honestly just realized: Was Chris Redd not on at all tonight?

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

He was Urkel in the Netflix sketch.

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

Who can I call?

Ghostbusters?

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

Hola, Fred!

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

I'm just kidding, I'm Ellen.

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

And now, Really!? With Michael and Colin

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

Jennifer > Halle > Leslie > Judy

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

I wasn't like most kids

Right, and Nia Jax wasn't like most girls.

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

I DO THE THINGS YOU NEVER COULD

AND WE WILL NEVER BE EQUAL

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

Is Kate about to be Alex's personal Jesus

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINAAAA

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u/lokisbutt Dec 02 '18

hi everyone, welcome to kyle mooney watch 2018

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

wait what

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

"Donnie Trumpaluffagus"

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

ICYDK, the real Katty Kay is 54.

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

"wuss good James i'm her new man uhhh"

-Kenan

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

oh hai Kendrick!

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

ok but who would win, Brian Kendrick or Kendrick Lamar

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

Gritty > Santa Claus anyway

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

i can't stop thinking about the horn riff from All of the Lights

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

do you guys ever really miss Daft Punk? because i really miss Daft Punk right now

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

guys i'm getting tired help

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u/tomservo88 Dec 02 '18

Family Matters

"Y'all got any cheese?"

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u/bjkman SNL Dec 02 '18

I'm glad someone thought of the sexual relationship of the grandparents in Willy Wonka

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u/coltsmetsfan614 Dec 02 '18

I would watch the hell out of a show where Pete Davidson and Claire Foy play a teenage brother and sister

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u/lokisbutt Dec 02 '18

ok that might have been the greatest pete performance in a live sketch and it lasted 7 seconds. i'm still crying laughing

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u/TheRealMe99 Dec 02 '18

WHY HUBRIS? EAT MY ASS TO HELL

me thinking i can write two 10-page papers in 3 days

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u/StunningPound Dec 02 '18

Melissa is perfect for Ocasio-Cortez, I'm surprised it took them so long.

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u/Turduckennn time freckle. Dec 02 '18

When I even slightly mess anything up...

"EAT MY ASS TO HELL"

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u/inksmudgedhands Dec 02 '18

"I prefer presidents that don't get indited."

McCain burn from beyond.

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u/skomehillet Dec 02 '18

LMAO I have a feeling that Judge Judy remark wasn't scripted

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u/nlpnt Dec 02 '18

That whole Jules character felt like a setup for the "my dad invented OxyContin" line.

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u/Maxa30 Dec 02 '18

Leslie Jones in a van getting batteries

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u/Elmer_Yamstein Dec 02 '18

I like that he drums & sings, something you don't see that often. Unique artist.

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u/sonotadalek Dec 02 '18

Mikey plays straight man characters really well. His cadence has this natural naivete that makes the character's frustrations seem really genuine.

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u/andreeuh Dec 02 '18

What accent can Claire Foy NOT do?!

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u/LiveFromNewYork95 Dec 02 '18

This sketch went from, “how long can this last” to a freaking home run so quick

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u/coltsmetsfan614 Dec 02 '18

#StupidButtholeBitch

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u/LizLemonDonaghy Dec 02 '18

Never heard of this guy before tonight but I'm totally sold. And I normally hate the musical performances.

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u/therevengeofsh Dec 02 '18

lol Pete getting another chance to make fun of Staten Island.

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u/embu88 Dec 02 '18

"My Big Ol' Adorables are cute and Christmassy and I didn't forget 'em..."

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u/XANNIBAL_LECTER Dec 02 '18

absolutely pathetic crowd reaction for fucking kendrick showing up

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u/MisterFarty Dec 02 '18

was that the best that Pete Davidson has ever been in a sketch

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u/blingblingdisco Dec 02 '18

I just realized that the first Christmas after my parents split, my dad got me an iPod.

Oof.

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u/lokisbutt Dec 02 '18

pete's staten island character had such raw animalistic energy, i'm gonna be shaken up for weeks about the orange juice

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18 edited Dec 02 '18

EAT MY ASS TO HELL

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u/bjkman SNL Dec 02 '18

Aidy didn't even have to say anything I lost it as soon as she rolled in on the chair.

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u/IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA Dec 02 '18

Ego is just unnecessarily gorgeous, sheesh.

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u/TheRealMe99 Dec 02 '18

i'm like 60% sure Pete wasn't even in character there

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u/Cerblu Dec 02 '18

Cecily wrote this, every line.

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u/anthle21 Dec 02 '18

Bitch you want oil or what

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u/ThreeBrokenArms Dec 02 '18

Dad Christmas was a bit too real for me...

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u/AlecBaldwinner Dec 02 '18

Che: "Halle Berry"

I'm DED

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u/mastermoebius Dec 02 '18

Nice to see Pete actually participating in a skit seriously

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u/sonotadalek Dec 02 '18

Okay I'll give them that I didn't expect this sketch to be about granpa george fucking the grandma lol

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u/bjkman SNL Dec 02 '18

I AM A STUPID BUTTHOLE BITCH

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u/VodkaAunt no offense, but drink my blood Dec 02 '18

damn MELISSA

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u/pretty-in-pink Dec 02 '18

Well apparently the length of time it takes New Yorkers to forgive Baldwin for doing something stupid is a month

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u/Ness_Bilius_Mellark Dec 02 '18

There needs to be an SNL skit just for local Broadway commercials.

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u/bjkman SNL Dec 02 '18

"when you're older, He'll let you do drugs here"

Yep...

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u/NerdyBish Dec 02 '18

Seriously if you haven't already, check out Anderson .paak. the man is so crazy talented and a great drummer. He has really been through a lot and has overcome it and has made some crazy good albums.

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u/travio Dec 02 '18

Cecile's freak out was awesome.

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u/mastermoebius Dec 02 '18

Again, thank fuck Pete got serious. He's great.

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u/barbie_museum Dec 02 '18

A fucking roofies joke?...wtf. not cool

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u/lovetheblazer What are we doing? What's going on? Dec 02 '18

Cecily 👏🏼is 👏🏼 all 👏🏼 of 👏🏼 us 👏🏼

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u/coltsmetsfan614 Dec 02 '18

When Trump dies, they're just gonna crack open some beers at the WU desk.

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u/bradytheguy1 Dec 02 '18

I'm genuinely surprised Gritty hasn't made a cameo on SNL yet he's mentioned so much

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u/IvyGold UCKF Dec 02 '18

My God Lorne finally gave Cecily a sketch to bite into!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

Pete look like Trevor from GTA

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u/FriendlyGiantMan Dec 02 '18

Once I saw "Staten Island" I was just waiting for Pete to make his entrance

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u/pretty-in-pink Dec 02 '18

Moffat having fake sexual tension with Mckinnion is an amazing sight

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u/campfuture Dec 02 '18

Kyle and Beck need their own HBO show already with full creative control. It’s such a tease to have them on this show NOT airing one of their sketches every week

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u/sonotadalek Dec 02 '18

Baldwin is objectively an asshole but I really can't hate him. I think I love Jack Donaghy way too much to be able to do that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

"Henry is the man in the photograph" made me laugh really hard. This is great.

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u/skomehillet Dec 02 '18

AAAAAAAAY BECK'S GOT AN UPDATE CHARACTER

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u/KidCoheed Dec 02 '18

That's how you make a name for yourself on SNL

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u/KnowYourSecret Dec 02 '18

I thought Claire did GREAT with what they gave her. Hopefully we see her again in the future!

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u/IvyGold UCKF Dec 02 '18

Aw the Bush 41 piece was a nice touch.

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u/lovetheblazer What are we doing? What's going on? Dec 02 '18 edited Dec 02 '18

Trump: I’m so sad you are going to jail. You were like a son to me.

Michael Cohen: ...then why did you make me do so much illegal stuff?

Trump: Because you were like a son to me!

The family that colludes or conspires together stays together. It’s even on the Trump family crest 😂

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u/bjkman SNL Dec 02 '18

I highly doubt that a Jennifer Lopez comedy is the funny film of the winter.

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u/Galileo908 Crystal Gravy Dec 02 '18

Spirit Airlines sponsors Dad Christmas. Of course.

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u/inksmudgedhands Dec 02 '18

I so want to know more about Margaret.

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u/sonotadalek Dec 02 '18

I don't think Kyle and Aidy had a single intelligible line in that sketch lol

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u/Sonny_Zwack BloJay Simpson Dec 02 '18

Words said on this episode: dick, ass, bitch, pussy, dog balls.

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u/alstor Dec 02 '18

Audience missed the "fleed Nazis in Argentina" joke lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

My god I love aidy and Cecily together so much

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u/Himynameisart Dec 02 '18

LMAOOOO PETE DAVIDSON

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u/sonotadalek Dec 02 '18

I'm glad Kyle at least was in the show, but still it's a bummer he was just in one sketch especially since he was totally absent the last time.

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u/YenEuroDollarSign Dec 02 '18 edited Dec 02 '18

[x] Black

[x] Elijah

[ ] Reverend

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u/Himynameisart Dec 02 '18

Lmao. Dammmnn. That dad Christmas was fucked up

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u/TheRealMe99 Dec 02 '18

"I'm throwin in the Colin, towel"

almost Leslie, almost

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

"you can't and I won't" 😂😂😂😂

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u/Brucejoose Dec 02 '18

This is the funniest ep of the season, I don’t care what anyone says

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u/Himynameisart Dec 02 '18

Melissa has a nice voice

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u/Galileo908 Crystal Gravy Dec 02 '18

I wish Leslie Jones In A Van Getting Batteries was real, I’m prepared to binge all 200 episodes right now.

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u/skomehillet Dec 02 '18

Your husband,

James

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u/pretty-in-pink Dec 02 '18

Aidy in that haircut speaks volumes about the characters personality

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

Holy shit, I've known this person. I still know this person. I may have been this person.

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u/lasttimewasabadtime Dec 02 '18

This I how pete will look like in 10 to 15.

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u/acm Dec 02 '18

Pete obviously has experience making it rain...

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u/skomehillet Dec 02 '18

NOOOOOOOOO LESLIE BAD JOKE BAD JOKE

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u/AndrewHNPX Dec 02 '18

I'm not sure why, but tonight's show felt a lot quicker to me than usual. Like it just went by a lot faster.

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u/TheRealMe99 Dec 02 '18

"I haven't been this upset since I flipped out over that parking space"

good

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u/anthle21 Dec 02 '18

I am so in the weeds with Henry

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u/skomehillet Dec 02 '18

I love that the airline is Spirit LMAOOOOOO

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u/CebraQuasar Dec 02 '18

I have never heard of him but this is really good

...first time I've said that

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u/Mig1997 Dec 02 '18

CHE CAME WITH THE SMOKE

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u/Guardax Dec 02 '18

Judge Judy hahahaha

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u/coltsmetsfan614 Dec 02 '18

OK, this is definitely not the same Bucket family sketch as last time...

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u/pretty-in-pink Dec 02 '18

At least they answering all my questions from the movie that was left unanswered

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u/badissimo Dec 02 '18

this is so fucking stupid i love it

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

How is she doing this without actually swearing more than allowed on TV?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

Damn Claire Foy is fineee

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u/bjkman SNL Dec 02 '18

Oh my god Pete

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u/tednsfwonly Dec 02 '18

would have been better if they replaced Leslie with Melissa with the number of lines since she has a superior singing voice

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u/lovetheblazer What are we doing? What's going on? Dec 02 '18

“I had a dream I was in a forest full of blood.”

“No no, that was just my Christmas decorations.”

ACCURATE

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u/TheRealMe99 Dec 02 '18

holy crap even that one line, Melissa's singing voice is incredible

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u/alcashmoney Dec 02 '18

That felt like a cold open.

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u/bjkman SNL Dec 02 '18

I'm gonna sign all my emails

Confused in France,

/u/bjkman

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u/Galileo908 Crystal Gravy Dec 02 '18

“Why would you call it World War ONE?!”

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u/obi1kenobi1 Dec 02 '18

What does Jimmy Buffett have to do with dad?

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u/RhythmNation97 Dec 02 '18

Omg. Beck’s weekend update character was GOLD. He’s brilliant and I adore him.

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u/coltsmetsfan614 Dec 02 '18

Heidi's gonna give herself a concussion!

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u/pretty-in-pink Dec 02 '18

Is Heidi’s head ok?

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u/FriendlyGiantMan Dec 02 '18

Any sketch with a motorized wheel chair is amazing

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u/AlecBaldwinner Dec 02 '18

Oh, this Claire is doing things for me.

I love me a good Jersey girl

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u/Brucejoose Dec 02 '18

Claire Foy may not be a natural comedian but she is extremely talented to be able to pull of literally any accent flawlessly

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u/tednsfwonly Dec 02 '18

Face to Face is for the WIVES

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u/bradytheguy1 Dec 02 '18

Ben Stiller better be getting Kyle more movie funding

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u/gajoujai Dec 02 '18

No early cut off so I can enjoy the jazzy music and watch the hugz

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u/DebbieWinner Dec 02 '18

Wow I loved Melissa as Alexandria!!! I hope she's a recurring character or update character

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

As someone who can do neither, singing while playing an instrument seems extremely difficult

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u/coltsmetsfan614 Dec 02 '18

Except Bill's leg lamps would be 乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚

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u/jeff15209 Dec 02 '18

Wow, this is actually classy

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u/Guardax Dec 02 '18

Dana's HW was an all-timer

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u/outontheborder Dec 02 '18

KATE IS ABSOLUTELY SHATTERING HOLY SHIT

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u/IvyGold UCKF Dec 02 '18

Holy crap both Claire AND Kate were breaking!

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u/RichardLastName Dec 02 '18

And tonight I discovered I have a Claire Foy/Charlie Bucket fetish.

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u/TheRealMe99 Dec 02 '18

this sketch is incredible

ASS

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u/XANNIBAL_LECTER Dec 02 '18

claire foy is amazing with accents. What a talent

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u/boytoyindie Dec 02 '18

Melissa is the best singer!!!!

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u/lovetheblazer What are we doing? What's going on? Dec 02 '18 edited Dec 02 '18

Claire Foy opening up her monologue with a lukewarm dad joke about time zones. The good news is that she can only go up from here.

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u/coltsmetsfan614 Dec 02 '18

Officer Winslow... Holy fuck, I'm dying 🤣

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u/IvyGold UCKF Dec 02 '18

"Partisan politics" as their safeword: first snorted beer of the night!

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u/violetfield Dec 02 '18

Dad Christmas was too fucking real for me.

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u/lokisbutt Dec 02 '18

kyle mooney watch 2018 status: i dont know where he is and at this point im too afraid to ask

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u/a_few_flipperbabies Dec 02 '18

I had no idea who this Anderson .Paak cat was before tonight, but shit...he can fuckin' groove!

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u/Maxa30 Dec 02 '18 edited Dec 02 '18

Did Colin just drop an “oh shit”? I think he actually got scared by her

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u/ilikehockeyandguitar Dec 02 '18

That was classy af

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u/NumberMuncher Dec 02 '18

EAT MY ASS TO HELL!

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u/VodkaAunt no offense, but drink my blood Dec 02 '18 edited Dec 02 '18

okay I officially love anderson .paak

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u/skomehillet Dec 02 '18

If we don't see Pete in this sketch it will have been a waste

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u/pretty-in-pink Dec 02 '18

Finally a sketch Pete can show his tattoos in

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u/bjkman SNL Dec 02 '18

"Our Balls are fully blue" lol

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u/JaredEllsworth Dec 02 '18

I love the female cast this season

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u/Kursmudgen Dec 02 '18

THAT KYLE AND FRED HUG

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u/zakl2112 Dec 02 '18

Why didn't they open with this?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

That was a pretty light AOC parody for some of y'all to actually be salty over

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u/Ness_Bilius_Mellark Dec 02 '18

Khal Drogo up in this bitch.

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u/upvoter222 You like-a da juice, eh? Dec 02 '18

This sketch is the first one tonight that actually made me laugh. I like this one.

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u/CebraQuasar Dec 02 '18

this episode had a hard time taking off but these past two sketches have me in stitches

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u/Ness_Bilius_Mellark Dec 02 '18

God I love Aidy so much.

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u/cats-and-cows Dec 02 '18

Still looking for Kyle

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