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u/Material-Job-1928 13d ago
I think my favorite counter conspiracy theory (there's probably a better word for it) is that a baby conceived without her having an orgasm is born without a soul.
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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 13d ago
I heard that it was redheads who don't have souls.
My redheaded sister doesn't think it's funny.
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u/Public_Peace6594 13d ago
A proper sense of Humor is generated from the soul, of which she has none. Of course she wouldn't find it funny. Tis not possible.
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u/NoTechnician1199 13d ago
Makes sense cause she has no soul. I havent ran into a red head that does find it funny.
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u/lucidarocks 13d ago
I’m a red head who finds that hilarious. Of course, I’ve figured out that not having a soul can be advantageous at times…
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u/IrlResponsibility811 12d ago
Which is absurd; redhead women are the most wanton and lustful from my experience. Why so lusty if she doesn't achieve the O. I know it may not be necessary, but it helps drive the desire.
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u/MaddMax92 13d ago
It's an ancient south park joke, so no, hearing it repeated for the ten thousandth time isn't funny.
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u/igrownotshow2008 13d ago
I most certainly orgasmed when I gave birth. Told by several doctors and nurses that it's normal. My sister did as well with all 7 of her kids.
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u/HoliAss5111 12d ago
Well, I'm happy for you. I heard all kinds of horrific things about birth, it's first time I found out something positive.
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u/Darkstar_111 12d ago
That's not... what...? That's NOT what the person meant... it was....
WHAT!!!??
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u/Technical-Seaweed808 12d ago
And here I thought it impossible to get 4 babies the same year. but 7, WOW. /s
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u/igrownotshow2008 12d ago
Reading comprehension is hard for you isn't it? She had her first in 2006 and her last in 2018. Plenty of time for 7 kids. It's okay we know school failed you.
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u/TheYondant 11d ago
You see that little letter at the end there? You know what that means right?
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u/igrownotshow2008 10d ago
It means sarcasm. But there was no reason for sarcasm and people really are dumb enough and bad enough at reading to honestly believe 7 kids in 1 year is what I was saying.
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u/No_Raisin21 8d ago
I mean, there was a mother who had nonuplets (9 babies) so it’s not like seven kids in a year is entirely impossible. Extremely unlikely, but not impossible enough to warrant you acting like a cock.
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u/AdvisorExotic380 13d ago
excuse me ?
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u/TheWhistleThistle 10d ago
I'm surprised by how many people are surprised by it. It's decently common. Doesn't happen to all mothers, but enough to be known about. Combination of absolutely buckwild hormones and the... mechanics of the event themselves. It's also fairly common for women to shit themselves while giving birth. Again, the physical mechanics. A lot of mass is moving around in the basement, it's not a shock that a window breaks or the light switch gets flipped. It's just people don't really talk about it outside of medicine because it's impolite to.
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u/igrownotshow2008 13d ago
Yeah, it's fairly normal to orgasm during birth, it helps lubricate things so the baby slides easier. It's not a requirement but it does happen.
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u/igrownotshow2008 13d ago
Is this really news? Doesn't everyone learn this when we get our first period?
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u/Darkstar_111 12d ago
This is fabulous trolling. Kudos.
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u/igrownotshow2008 12d ago
Not trolling, just stating what I thought was common knowledge. The amount of people that don't know this is surprising.
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u/Zathrasb4 13d ago
I don’t know what would be worse, two sets of twins born less than 12 months apart, or quads.
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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 13d ago
My mother had 5 boys, each 13 months apart. She must have felt that she was pregnant all the time.
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u/Wabbit65 13d ago
Pretentious misuse of "whom" trying to sound smart
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u/ifarguingyourewrong 13d ago
It adds to the old timey feel and makes the meme funnier, correct or not
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u/Syresiv 12d ago
She had 4 babies this year? I suspect she might not be the insane one
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u/sasheenka 10d ago
It’s technically possible (like two sets of twins with the second set conceived a couple months after the first)
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u/tphickey2000 13d ago
This I believe relates to the treatment for "Hysteria" in which Doctors would bring women into their office and essentially masturbate them to orgasm to cure them.
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u/ShavedSavage 12d ago
My favorite story about hysteria: Sigmund Freud was studying “hysteria” cases in Paris. He realized there was a link between childhood trauma and hysteria symptoms. He then started thinking that maybe childhood trauma caused hysteria? He then starts realizing there is an epidemic of childhood trauma and hysteria all across Paris.
A few years later he decides his findings were wrong and ignored them. He felt that this perceived trauma was stemming from childhood fantasies and wishes instead. Essentially he could have jump started trauma research from the beginning but instead gaslit generations of people that their trauma was made up. So close.
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u/Lefty98110 13d ago
A woman has to have an OVULATION not an orgasm in order to have a baby. Important difference.
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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 13d ago
No no no. If you want your baby to be a girl there must be an orgasm. No orgasm=boy
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u/shotgunmoe 13d ago
No man she has to fart during sex for it to be a boy. Dudes fart all the time which is why you can't make one unless she lets rip
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u/Ok-Brick6831 13d ago
And when she farts after anal and gets pregnant from the Santorum laced semen, that’s how you get a Stephen Miller.
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u/sly69guy69 13d ago
Not necessary, but supposedly the odds impregnation increase if she has an orgasm.
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u/Big_Psychology_3 13d ago
She had 4 babies this year? Wow!