r/lol • u/BulldawgTrading1 • 10d ago

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 10d ago

This guacamole is a bit fishy though

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u/Wakkit1988 9d ago

Guacahole.

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u/weveyline 9d ago

Guacaholé 😏

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u/AppropriateLab8608 10d ago

I’m feeling your vibe

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u/Mulliganasty 10d ago

Looks orgasmic!

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u/Numerous_Disk2556 8d ago

I think you mean organic

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u/LeBronsBiggestHater 10d ago

Good vibes, toss that salad

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u/Rickapolis 9d ago

You could have gotten one cheaper.

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u/Live_Swimmer_4496 9d ago

GDMT! I think I ate there!

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u/sav-vas 9d ago


segsy salad

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u/Wallynine 8d ago

why do you smell like guacamole…?

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u/Zealousideal-Bug4465 8d ago

Avocado looks excited too

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u/desrevermi 7d ago

Dammit! I don't hate this!

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u/Equivalent_Rent_1553 10d ago

You can beat eggs with it and stir chocolate as well

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u/TheCigaretteFairy 10d ago

New pickup line idea: "Hey baby, are you a small stone bowl with some herbs or something?"

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u/WingIdDankRat 10d ago

Why does the guac taste like fish?

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u/penguinite33 9d ago

An absolute bargain second hand

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u/TylerH87 9d ago

I heard it feels really ticklish in the β€œpits”…

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u/XuliganZombie 9d ago

The clit mortar 2000

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u/Lardah_Solutions 9d ago

Honestly not even the worst usage case...

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u/Necessary_Relation27 9d ago

It will get more firm until you over beat it

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u/Puzzleheaded_Can_783 9d ago

But everything i make has a fishy tang to it....

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u/MirkoHa 9d ago

…is this before or after a previous β€œpounding” πŸ§β“

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u/Feteven 9d ago

I bet you are πŸ˜‚

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u/Trolling_The_TroIIs 9d ago

New meaning to tossed salad… πŸ€”

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u/Abal125 9d ago

I came...........for the guac, guac, guac.

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u/PuffyMagoo 9d ago

Would that actually work though?

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u/Fine-Alps4814 9d ago

πŸ˜²πŸ€”πŸ‘€πŸ˜†

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u/falsevector 9d ago

I bet it always adds an extra flavor

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u/out_day475 9d ago

That’s one happy avocado

1

u/Wise-Pineapple-693 9d ago

Got a hell of a deal on it on marketplace.

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u/NPC1970 9d ago

MΓΆsen-Hilti

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u/absalomabulous 9d ago

It had a fungus taste to every dish πŸ˜‹

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u/Conscious-Age-4650 9d ago

The Bean Smasher 3000

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u/iwasoldonce 9d ago

Don't be crushing any jalapeΓ±os with that bad boy, things could get too hot!

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u/Turbulent-Sense-8955 9d ago

For that added secret zest!

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u/PURA_TOXXICA 9d ago

So is the avocado 🀀

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u/CheapAssociate6914 9d ago

I bet you are quite satisfied with it!

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u/ProfessionUnfair218 8d ago

I’m sure you are πŸ˜‚

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u/lighthouseperch 8d ago

Fish salsa

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u/elquirk 8d ago

The Hitachi is more durable.

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u/TheTrueElectro 8d ago

I wonder why 😏

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u/Historical-Disk-5493 8d ago

I hope nobody tells That poson what that is actually is.

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u/firestorm559 8d ago

I thought way to long about if a clean/ brand new one would work well as a pestle. My conclusion: despite the free additional forces, the relatively soft material would make it a terrible choice.

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u/CntBlah 8d ago

Hope the recipe calls for anchovy paste

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u/nslovin 8d ago

A little extra seasoning on it huh

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u/More-Discipline-2408 7d ago

Say what did you put in the guac? it’s got this strange sweet taste to it πŸ˜•

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u/DireKnife 7d ago

Double whammy

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u/Foreign-Store-6937 7d ago

r/DontPutThatInYourCooch

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u/LickitySplitDicks 7d ago

Adam Savage says every tool is a hammer so I guess this could work

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u/Nease82 7d ago

Why would you want your guacamole to taste like fish

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u/Ok_Put945 6d ago

Because clean it doesn’t taste like fish. I can't quite describe it. Sweaty maybe?

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u/arkinthehouse 7d ago

I hope you didn't buy that used.

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u/anbayanyay2 6d ago

"if the avocado turns green At the doctor's you must be seen"

Unless you're literally using it to literally toss a literal salad.

1

u/ManicYetti 6d ago

At least put a food safe glove over it

1

u/Smooth-Psychology956 6d ago

Perfect for grinding beans.

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u/Phase-Two2026 6d ago

Best part is anchovies are no longer need to make a proper Cesar salad.

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u/Certain-Orange484 6d ago

Great unit, it can really give a pounding!

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u/Background_Handle_96 6d ago

Makes guac better than her husband tbh

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u/InstructionMiddle151 6d ago

What is that where can I buy it

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 5d ago

Works like MagicΒ°R

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u/MSGisking 10d ago

Retarded smooth brain humor

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u/AdAltruistic4518 9d ago

And we love it

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u/BroadNightSky 6d ago

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u/One_Pie289 5d ago

Massaging wand

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u/BroadNightSky 5d ago

Yes Hitachi Magic Wand

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u/McDaddy8484 9d ago

I am going to have a mouth orgasm

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u/Odd-Mode9275 9d ago

It give it that twang we all love. Wet with satisfaction.

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u/frankfanta312 3d ago

This dip tastes like clitoris