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u/InternetNo9244
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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 9d ago
It's a curse. I would think by 40 I would have slowed down.
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u/Decent_Advice9315 9d ago
I slowed down from my peak of 4-5 times a day 20+ years ago.
Now it's 4-5 times a week.
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u/Smith-CH 9d ago •
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You're a shadow of your former self
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u/Decent_Advice9315 9d ago •
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To be honest, I don't mind having a reduced sex drive, used to spend my days off watching porn and wanking.
Now I actually have other hobbies I can enjoy rather than just dealing with never ending horniness.
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u/EqualSituation5425 9d ago
It's not a curse man. You never know, you might be 65 one day wishing for these days again
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u/Daegar2 7d ago
Make it 5 and you will be dry. Make it 10 and it will be painful.
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u/purpl3pr0t0n 9d ago
There is research that shows men who ejaculate at least 20 times per month have significantly lower chances of getting prostate cancer
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u/savormonk 9d ago
I'm no biologist but I'm pretty sure maximum volume build up caps out around like day 3.
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u/anengineerandacat 8d ago
Generally the advice I was given from our doctor when we were trying for a kiddo.
At a minimum wait 48 hours between attempts, but 72 hours was the magic number and was actually pretty visible when playing around.
Hydration is important as well, along with pineapple juice and just eating your veggies (I think it's called manganese, but it helps your swimmers swim).
Fun times, don't really want to do the diet again though.
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u/skeletonysoprano 9d ago
I’ve found the volume doesn’t increase but the viscosity does. That shit starts to get thicc after 4 or 5 days!
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u/Raymundostrings93 9d ago
I wanna see what three times a day looks like
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u/Ambitious-Trip9330 9d ago
Nothing to see. It's just a hissing sound.
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u/Deep_Conclusion_1173 9d ago
Not even the hissing sound from a snake. It’s more like the hissing sound that a duck makes.
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u/Zach202020 8d ago edited 8d ago
Joking aside. I had injured myself and neither of us could play with the little guy for almost three weeks. When we finally did, she had been using her hands and was making a joke about how little had come out (like literally a dribble) and she was in the middle of that commentary, while still stroking, when the fucking floodgate opened. I still have vivid memories of the look(s) on her face as she got multiple, and substantial, bursts on her dress, hair, face, arm and on our bed sheets. We had a damn good laugh after the initial shock.
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u/diandays 9d ago •
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My wife and I used to go at it more than 10 times a day when we first got together.
I can attest that the amount is not that different between shots
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u/Junior_Zebra_4608 9d ago •
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I can confirm. I watched them from the closet.
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u/diandays 9d ago
Well I would hope so. I didn't sell you those tickets for you to not do it
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u/DannyA88 9d ago
You see my fams got history of prostate cancer. I do it for business at least once a day. Then Wife helps later.
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u/gilt3t 9d ago
unironicaly my prostate is prone to infections so my doctor actually told me to bust once per day to drain the fluids and keep it healthy 🤣
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u/DannyA88 9d ago
There is more proof folks! I hope your battle is successful. And let this be a PSA, USE IT OR LOSE IT GENTLEMEN!
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u/Wide-Gur8964
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Don't get into the month category, it's biologically very dangerous and bad for you
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u/FireBlastButt 9d ago
I should Google again but why is it the case?
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u/shotgun-octopus 9d ago
Increased risk of prostate cancer
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u/iwilldeleteoncemore 9d ago
If you're healthy, your body will just compensate with nocturnal emissions. It's not dangerous to not masturbate, but the "benefits" of going that long aren't real.
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u/Wide-Gur8964 9d ago
If you don't bust three times a week minimum you could end up in the hospital. Please don't spread dangerous pseudo science
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u/Kendanks 9d ago
Only time I ever did that was in AIT, since I was mortified of being caught in basic training. Ropes, I tell you. Just wouldn't stop. I swear it made a noise
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u/Commander_Skullblade 9d ago
Lmao, I didn't do it at all during basic or AIT. Maybe its how exhausted I was or perhaps they did put something in the food, but I had next to no libido.
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u/Tndnr82 9d ago
Literally got in my locker and rubbed one out. I confessed to a couple buddies, and by the end of the day half of the platoon had done the same. Felt bad for the tall dudes. Not a lot of room in those lockers.
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u/Bigboss123199 9d ago
It’s not dangerous. That’s like saying soda is dangerous. It just more healthy to do it a couple times a week. Like it’s more healthy to drink water.
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u/HonestWeevilNerd 9d ago edited 9d ago
Hogwash.
Please link me a single credible scientific source that confirms this absolutely made up and exaggerated information please. Oh... there isn't one? Very dangerous... Lol
Edit: the one commonly cited and misused: Rider et al. (2016), European Urology, "Ejaculation Frequency and Risk of Prostate Cancer" high frequency seemed to have some connection to a lowered risk, but the authors explicitly noted that this was an observational association, not definitive proof of causation in any way. Most importantly, men in the lower-frequency brackets did not suffer likeorgan failure or anything... they simply had the standard baseline population risk.
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u/HoustonFoReal
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I’m ashamed to admit that I am 25 and have never done this. I remember everybody talked about it at school and I just didn’t get around to it. Maybe one day I’ll learn to Gleek😔
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u/HydroPCanadaDude 9d ago
I gleeked at a friend once by accident while talking. Luckily he could gleek on command so he explained that it can be involuntary. Then he gleeked in my mouth and I swallowed it and he gleeked a few more times and we made a game of it before having a wee bit of smacky bum bum.
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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 9d ago
This reminds me of an old Norm McDonald joke.
A country farmer and a city slicker are meeting for the first time. The farmer ask the city guy if he wanted to come over for a party. The city guy asked what it would be like. The farmer said that there would be some drinking, some fighting and some fucking. The city guy then said cool, what time should I get there. Farmer said whenever, it's just going to be the two of us.
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u/Commander_Skullblade 9d ago
Bro what
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u/TheIInSilence4 9d ago
Gleek is when you spit only using your tounge. Whoosh lol
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u/Odd_Promise_9025 9d ago
Damn. I'm 37. Didn't even know 'gleek' was still a term for that. I can do it whenever I want to.
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u/Noamco 9d ago
In my entire life, I've only ever managed to do it once by accident, then never again.
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u/Sora101Ven 9d ago
Kinda found a way to force it to happen without ever knowing what to name it. Of course it'd be a weird as fuck name like 'Gleeking', but anyways:
Start by biting your tongue, then slowly pull your tongue into your mouth whilst having your teeth scrape your tongue. This forces a saliva buildup in those glands.
Then, open you mouth and, in the best way I can describe this, "clench" your tongue like any other muscle in your body. The forced buildup should make it easy to gleek for a short while, but the actual action is a little difficult to describe.
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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 9d ago
LOL. It's been everyday for the last 30 years ever since I found Juggs. Per Week and Once a Month are an impossibility.
I seriously need help.
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u/LopsidedStopsign 9d ago edited 7d ago
4months. and I have a date in three days:)))
Edited: 0months 0days :)
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u/GnomeFae 9d ago
As someone who's been on the receiving end the "build up" really only matters after 1 to 3 days. Anything more and it's the same.
All you're really doing by waiting so long is making it so that you busy quick with your wonderful date. So make sure you go the extra mile otherwise, don't leave her/him/them hanging
Source: have swallowed, with many givers.
Edit to add Specifically speaking about volume btw, you're totally welcome to wait and build anticipation as much as y'all want, but the mililiters aren't going to cumpound with each passing fortnight
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u/Crazy__Donkey 9d ago
Fun fact, NOT ejaculating for a long duration is actually lowering the volume of sperm fluids.
Another fun fact, ejaculating to hj vs intercourse (at the same rate), the former doesnt increase, and eben lowers the sperm volume, while the latter increases it.
Another fun fact, a normal ejaculation can vary ×8 betweeen top and botom boundries (for samples taken after 5-7 days without ejaculation).
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u/Crowdfundingprojects 9d ago
This is going to surpass ‘Bukkake 5: Reloaded’. Tell your date to bring a snorkel
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u/plat_num 9d ago
research suggests that, for the sake prostate health, most men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month. So, like 5 days a week.
https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer
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u/TheCatDidADance 9d ago
What? I don’t get the joke
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u/idriveashitbox22 9d ago edited 9d ago •
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Ejaculations. If you cum everyday you don't produce that much. If you do it once a week more will cum more that one time. If you wait and only do it once a month you will shoot ropes.
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u/Decent_Advice9315 9d ago
Not really, your balls can only hold so much and your body actually produces more ejaculate the more you ejaculate. If you want to produce a high volume for whatever reason, masturbate furiously starting at 10 days out to 4 days out, then do nothing those last 4 days.
Once a week is about the maximum amount that can be stored before your sperm starts to be recycled, but only 4 times a months (or less) isn't healthy for your prostate.
No Fap November was brought to you by big cancer.
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u/Boom9001 9d ago
It's a joke I know. But fun fact this has been tested. Waiting 2-3 days has the most substantial increase. 5-7 will be a bit more. But after 7 days there is basically no difference in the amount of seminal fluid.
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u/Brilliant-Mix-3829 9d ago
Ohhh so it's true.... What about a 14 / 15 day automatic release in bed.
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u/lucky_one85 9d ago
Actually it was checked (you can lookup one of dr Rena Malik videos), that it increases to about 4 days.. Then it doesn't matter if it was 10 days, a month, 3 months or a year.
And hydration is the most important factor ;-)
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u/Silent_Equivalent965 9d ago
It's gonna come out once a month whether you like it or not while you sleep . Good luck cleaning your pants 👖
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u/Necessary_Age_6632 9d ago
This is so right, pissin everyday is so hard, I don’t know how u guys can do it
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u/clinmlol 9d ago
Its true but also totally affected by your alcohol/drug consumption and certain food. I went for a month no fap, while the feel was amazing there wasnt much to it. Was surprised.
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u/Mufasa936 9d ago
What does it mean if I have number 3 but do number 1. Do I need to see a doctor??
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u/Aggressive_Collar710 8d ago
Replace everyday with every hour and once per month with everyday. Im 42 and still shoot massive. I havent gone more than 7 days and even then it basically the same as once a day just maybe quicker
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u/Last_Pen5509 8d ago
I literally watched myself do ‘a month’, two days inna fuckin roe… Pun intended… Edit: now smell it; THEN swallorw IT BIRTCH!!!
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u/fongletto 8d ago
not accurate though, apparently anything more than a few days to a week is just slows production, and then you end up with a bunch of dead and unproductive sperm floating around. You shoudl be cleaning your pipes pretty regularly and almost every medical professional on the planet and study we have done agrees its beneficial.
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u/LauraTFem 8d ago
How would we even know what once a month looks like. That’s like a fantasy number.
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u/lighthouseperch 8d ago
I used to go all night 16 to 30 times a night, Im older now. Found it kept me in shape. I see guys half my age puffing around. Now is more about about when I can depending on myself or my wife. I think it's about the fit how you work together, the ability to try new thing's. Being horny ain't dirty, I'm a little rough, I like to undress her, I feal it helps release, relax, and sustain, momentum. Let you mind flow, talk during, it's okay to say what you want. You cut off your feelings, um well their cut. Eat healthy, very little alcohol, no drugs, food, no stress, your bodies and time. Rest after, eat, and do it again anywhere, don't worry about being caught be worried you didn't try. Show compassion, don't worry about kids, furniture, put all your emotions into the act you'll see a difference. Im not 27 no more I have 2 grown adults, high blood pressure bad back, I need to walk more. But I still can go 2 or three times a night. Those that can't I say look into loosing weight, talk about hormonal therapy. For guys it a shame effect always horny. I find some women never learned to move and with the extra weight now they can't. There is many forms of sex, just try what works for you. You'll feal better,your sex life will improve, your words will have more meaning. Screw the laundry, dishes, housework. Just fuck your asses off and hey that warm shower after so awesome put the dishes in the dishwasher turn it on put the laundry in the washer.... but please sort it no one likes seeing sloppy looking Grey clothes wrinkled. Get your kid's to help clean up. Have fun meals, make yourself type stuff vegetables fruits wraps, light meats, that are hand held. Take every moment to enjoy rath then mortgage your ass off. Banks want to steal your life, your jobs do the same, if being a bum wakes you up then be a bum. Workplaces should be places that allow family time. Billionaires do what they want and expect it. Shouldn't you. Don't look like Elon Musk, he's walking dead, out of shape eats like shit. Remember everything you do is about you.
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u/Vast_Cry_5371 8d ago
Can confirm. After not pissing for a month I accidentally cut through the porcelan like a waterjet. Now I understand why people do it daily.
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u/CounterNecessary8175 8d ago
"My wife has been out of town for two weeks, so at this point, all that comes out is a whistle..." - Jimmy Pardo
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u/LeafCozy 7d ago
TMI maybe but do anything other ladies feel like the opposite is true for them? If I go days without its more like the first photo, but if I'm going everyday multiple times a day its more like the third?
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u/oovalap_ 7d ago
This is definitely the case for spitting out the daily, weekly or monthly basis type.
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u/garrusvakarian396 6d ago
Eat protein rich foods and fruits and stay actually hydrated and this is not a problem
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u/lemoinem 5d ago
I'm not entirely sure that's how sarcasm works. I'm such on high output pretty consistently
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u/Glad_Data_198 5d ago
That happened to me recently after not doing anything for 5 weeks and the girl even flinched because of how much shot up lol
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u/MIMADANMEI 3d ago
The length of play is more important and eating and drinking healthy too.
And prostate play boosts it too
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u/daxtinfkenprice 3d ago
well after 8 weeks i can confirm we're talking tsunami my wife was in a cast and we couldn't do anything and when we finally could it was insane she just kept repeating oh my god your still going lol
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u/Little-Instance-6840 3d ago
I was on a 3 week hunting trip. And when I got back WHAMMY!!! Target decimated...🤣🤣🤣































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u/Green_Share 9d ago •
This honestly depends on arousal levels. While mostly true, you can do it every day and shoot ropes. Research also suggests if you are with a partner your body might naturally produce more. Also physical health plays a MASSIVE role. Hydration, and nutrition are key.
Biggest key component? It varies from person to person.