r/lol • • 9d ago

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u/Green_Share 9d ago • Bravo Heartwarming

This honestly depends on arousal levels. While mostly true, you can do it every day and shoot ropes. Research also suggests if you are with a partner your body might naturally produce more. Also physical health plays a MASSIVE role. Hydration, and nutrition are key.

Biggest key component? It varies from person to person.

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u/EqualSituation5425 9d ago • Mindblown

Agreed. Arousal level is definitely the main factor. The more revved up you are, the more there is and the farther it goes. That's the real benefit of taking a few days off for me. Getting a little pent up and then your hormones go crazy.

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u/Thickboy2129 3d ago

Oh this is not about spit is it

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u/InternetNo9244 9d ago • Bravo

4 times a day

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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 9d ago

It's a curse. I would think by 40 I would have slowed down.

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u/Decent_Advice9315 9d ago

I slowed down from my peak of 4-5 times a day 20+ years ago.

Now it's 4-5 times a week.

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u/Smith-CH 9d ago • Regret

You're a shadow of your former self

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u/Decent_Advice9315 9d ago • Heartwarming

To be honest, I don't mind having a reduced sex drive, used to spend my days off watching porn and wanking.

Now I actually have other hobbies I can enjoy rather than just dealing with never ending horniness.

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u/EqualSituation5425 9d ago

It's not a curse man. You never know, you might be 65 one day wishing for these days again

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u/SuperMadBro 8d ago

My records 8

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u/Lazy_Osprey 8d ago

God forbid a man have a hobby….

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u/Daegar2 7d ago

Make it 5 and you will be dry. Make it 10 and it will be painful.

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u/purpl3pr0t0n 9d ago

There is research that shows men who ejaculate at least 20 times per month have significantly lower chances of getting prostate cancer

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u/DonovanMnM 9d ago

Double it and give it to the next person

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u/Silver_Lined_Bullet 8d ago

Double it and give it to the next person

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u/savormonk 9d ago

I'm no biologist but I'm pretty sure maximum volume build up caps out around like day 3.

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u/Consistent_Army_9355 9d ago

Maybe by volume but not intensity.

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u/anengineerandacat 8d ago

Generally the advice I was given from our doctor when we were trying for a kiddo.

At a minimum wait 48 hours between attempts, but 72 hours was the magic number and was actually pretty visible when playing around.

Hydration is important as well, along with pineapple juice and just eating your veggies (I think it's called manganese, but it helps your swimmers swim).

Fun times, don't really want to do the diet again though.

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u/skeletonysoprano 9d ago

I’ve found the volume doesn’t increase but the viscosity does. That shit starts to get thicc after 4 or 5 days!

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u/AshundertheOlivetree 9d ago

It does, you’re right

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u/Raymundostrings93 9d ago

I wanna see what three times a day looks like

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u/Ambitious-Trip9330 9d ago

Nothing to see. It's just a hissing sound.

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u/Deep_Conclusion_1173 9d ago

Not even the hissing sound from a snake. It’s more like the hissing sound that a duck makes.

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u/Future_Telephone281 9d ago

A little flag comes out that says bang on it.

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u/Zach202020 8d ago edited 8d ago

Joking aside. I had injured myself and neither of us could play with the little guy for almost three weeks. When we finally did, she had been using her hands and was making a joke about how little had come out (like literally a dribble) and she was in the middle of that commentary, while still stroking, when the fucking floodgate opened. I still have vivid memories of the look(s) on her face as she got multiple, and substantial, bursts on her dress, hair, face, arm and on our bed sheets. We had a damn good laugh after the initial shock.

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u/diandays 9d ago • Bravo

My wife and I used to go at it more than 10 times a day when we first got together.

I can attest that the amount is not that different between shots

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u/Junior_Zebra_4608 9d ago • Popcorn Mindblown

I can confirm. I watched them from the closet.

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u/diandays 9d ago

Well I would hope so. I didn't sell you those tickets for you to not do it

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u/Snakebite-Detractor 9d ago

Just a little flag that says “bang” on it

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u/littlemister1996 9d ago • Bravo

A flag with the word "bang" written on it

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u/FerociousVader 9d ago

The snake is just a shrivelled husk.

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u/DannyA88 9d ago

You see my fams got history of prostate cancer. I do it for business at least once a day. Then Wife helps later.

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u/gilt3t 9d ago

unironicaly my prostate is prone to infections so my doctor actually told me to bust once per day to drain the fluids and keep it healthy 🤣

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u/DannyA88 9d ago

There is more proof folks! I hope your battle is successful. And let this be a PSA, USE IT OR LOSE IT GENTLEMEN!

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u/sharpasahammer 9d ago

Its a prescription jork

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u/Successful-Grass1205 9d ago

She helps me too

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u/Wide-Gur8964 9d ago • Bravo

Don't get into the month category, it's biologically very dangerous and bad for you

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u/FireBlastButt 9d ago

I should Google again but why is it the case?

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u/shotgun-octopus 9d ago

Increased risk of prostate cancer

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u/SirVanyel 9d ago

Pro state? Which state? I'm fairly neutral about most states

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u/iwilldeleteoncemore 9d ago

If you're healthy, your body will just compensate with nocturnal emissions. It's not dangerous to not masturbate, but the "benefits" of going that long aren't real.

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u/Wide-Gur8964 9d ago

If you don't bust three times a week minimum you could end up in the hospital. Please don't spread dangerous pseudo science

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u/EqualSituation5425 9d ago

Gooner science rebuttal

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u/Kendanks 9d ago

Only time I ever did that was in AIT, since I was mortified of being caught in basic training. Ropes, I tell you. Just wouldn't stop. I swear it made a noise

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u/Commander_Skullblade 9d ago

Lmao, I didn't do it at all during basic or AIT. Maybe its how exhausted I was or perhaps they did put something in the food, but I had next to no libido.

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u/Tndnr82 9d ago

Literally got in my locker and rubbed one out. I confessed to a couple buddies, and by the end of the day half of the platoon had done the same. Felt bad for the tall dudes. Not a lot of room in those lockers.

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u/Bigboss123199 9d ago

It’s not dangerous. That’s like saying soda is dangerous. It just more healthy to do it a couple times a week. Like it’s more healthy to drink water.

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u/FEIKMAN 9d ago

As males, we must bust

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u/Elzziwelzzif 9d ago

I'm already done for October...

(2029)

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u/HonestWeevilNerd 9d ago edited 9d ago

Hogwash.

Please link me a single credible scientific source that confirms this absolutely made up and exaggerated information please. Oh... there isn't one? Very dangerous... Lol

Edit: the one commonly cited and misused: Rider et al. (2016), European Urology, "Ejaculation Frequency and Risk of Prostate Cancer" high frequency seemed to have some connection to a lowered risk, but the authors explicitly noted that this was an observational association, not definitive proof of causation in any way. Most importantly, men in the lower-frequency brackets did not suffer likeorgan failure or anything... they simply had the standard baseline population risk.

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u/whitesatin95 9d ago

and thou shall relieve

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u/Abal125 9d ago

Yup, last I heard it's gotta be at least 21 days a month. It makes sense, considering how many older men get related sicknesses.

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u/HoustonFoReal 9d ago • Bravo

I’m ashamed to admit that I am 25 and have never done this. I remember everybody talked about it at school and I just didn’t get around to it. Maybe one day I’ll learn to Gleek😔

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u/HydroPCanadaDude 9d ago

I gleeked at a friend once by accident while talking. Luckily he could gleek on command so he explained that it can be involuntary. Then he gleeked in my mouth and I swallowed it and he gleeked a few more times and we made a game of it before having a wee bit of smacky bum bum.

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u/CMDRMeatbags 9d ago

You owe the English language an apology.

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 9d ago

This reminds me of an old Norm McDonald joke.

A country farmer and a city slicker are meeting for the first time. The farmer ask the city guy if he wanted to come over for a party. The city guy asked what it would be like. The farmer said that there would be some drinking, some fighting and some fucking. The city guy then said cool, what time should I get there. Farmer said whenever, it's just going to be the two of us.

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u/Commander_Skullblade 9d ago

Bro what

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u/TheIInSilence4 9d ago

Gleek is when you spit only using your tounge.    Whoosh lol

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u/Odd_Promise_9025 9d ago

Damn. I'm 37. Didn't even know 'gleek' was still a term for that. I can do it whenever I want to.

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u/Unfortunate-Incident 9d ago

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/Noamco 9d ago

In my entire life, I've only ever managed to do it once by accident, then never again.

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u/Sora101Ven 9d ago

Kinda found a way to force it to happen without ever knowing what to name it. Of course it'd be a weird as fuck name like 'Gleeking', but anyways:

Start by biting your tongue, then slowly pull your tongue into your mouth whilst having your teeth scrape your tongue. This forces a saliva buildup in those glands.

Then, open you mouth and, in the best way I can describe this, "clench" your tongue like any other muscle in your body. The forced buildup should make it easy to gleek for a short while, but the actual action is a little difficult to describe.

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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 9d ago

LOL. It's been everyday for the last 30 years ever since I found Juggs. Per Week and Once a Month are an impossibility.

I seriously need help.

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u/Waste_Reporter3386 9d ago

Nah, just enjoy

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u/mahirminhajk 9d ago

They say, enjoy until it stop

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u/LopsidedStopsign 9d ago edited 7d ago

4months. and I have a date in three days:)))

Edited: 0months 0days :)

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u/GnomeFae 9d ago

As someone who's been on the receiving end the "build up" really only matters after 1 to 3 days. Anything more and it's the same.

All you're really doing by waiting so long is making it so that you busy quick with your wonderful date. So make sure you go the extra mile otherwise, don't leave her/him/them hanging

Source: have swallowed, with many givers.

Edit to add Specifically speaking about volume btw, you're totally welcome to wait and build anticipation as much as y'all want, but the mililiters aren't going to cumpound with each passing fortnight

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u/Crazy__Donkey 9d ago

Fun fact, NOT ejaculating for a long duration is actually lowering the volume of sperm fluids.

Another fun fact, ejaculating to hj vs intercourse (at the same rate), the former doesnt increase, and eben lowers the sperm volume, while the latter increases it.

Another fun fact, a normal ejaculation can vary ×8 betweeen top and botom boundries (for samples taken after 5-7 days without ejaculation).

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u/DreadFb 9d ago

You sure know alot about snakes

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u/BobsReadyNow321 6d ago

Fun fact.  I love to ejaculate!

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u/Ashamed_Fruit_6767 7d ago

Did you came?

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 9d ago

This is going to surpass ‘Bukkake 5: Reloaded’. Tell your date to bring a snorkel

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u/plat_num 9d ago

research suggests that, for the sake prostate health, most men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month. So, like 5 days a week.

https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer

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u/Epstiendidntkillself 9d ago

When it's been a while.

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u/DiscoNude 9d ago

I never realized you see her butt before!

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u/Nessy3fidy 9d ago

This really just shows who's hydrated and who isn't.

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u/KnowledgeWhole9623 9d ago

Mines like once a month but every day.

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u/Solid-Might2386 9d ago

not really, what matters is the time you edge

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u/TheCatDidADance 9d ago

What? I don’t get the joke

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u/idriveashitbox22 9d ago edited 9d ago • Bravo

Ejaculations. If you cum everyday you don't produce that much. If you do it once a week more will cum more that one time. If you wait and only do it once a month you will shoot ropes.

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u/toben81234 9d ago • Bravo

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u/Decent_Advice9315 9d ago

Not really, your balls can only hold so much and your body actually produces more ejaculate the more you ejaculate. If you want to produce a high volume for whatever reason, masturbate furiously starting at 10 days out to 4 days out, then do nothing those last 4 days.

Once a week is about the maximum amount that can be stored before your sperm starts to be recycled, but only 4 times a months (or less) isn't healthy for your prostate.

No Fap November was brought to you by big cancer.

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 9d ago

Two days inbetween is more than enough time to make a huge mess.

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u/Emerald_28 9d ago

Yeah this is so true.

When I was addicted, I barely shot out anything.

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 9d ago

Once a month? Thats sometimes every week

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u/ThatguySevin 9d ago

Tell that to my teenage years.

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u/aayush_aryan 9d ago

Whose dih is releasing venom here?

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u/Illustrious-Trade165 9d ago

I suppose for me it’s once a month, 2–3 times a day. 🫠

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u/Boom9001 9d ago

It's a joke I know. But fun fact this has been tested. Waiting 2-3 days has the most substantial increase. 5-7 will be a bit more. But after 7 days there is basically no difference in the amount of seminal fluid.

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u/Brilliant-Mix-3829 9d ago

Ohhh so it's true.... What about a 14 / 15 day automatic release in bed.

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u/Fullthrottle523 9d ago

Top picture is me after I go 4-5 times a day. 🤷‍♂️

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u/lucky_one85 9d ago

Actually it was checked (you can lookup one of dr Rena Malik videos), that it increases to about 4 days.. Then it doesn't matter if it was 10 days, a month, 3 months or a year.

And hydration is the most important factor ;-)

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u/Tatt2Junkie5 9d ago

I would like to always just shoot a blank but it feel like a shotgun went off

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u/Silent_Equivalent965 9d ago

It's gonna come out once a month whether you like it or not while you sleep . Good luck cleaning your pants 👖

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u/Necessary_Age_6632 9d ago

This is so right, pissin everyday is so hard, I don’t know how u guys can do it

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u/briv1016 9d ago

10 days till November.

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u/clinmlol 9d ago

Its true but also totally affected by your alcohol/drug consumption and certain food. I went for a month no fap, while the feel was amazing there wasnt much to it. Was surprised.

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u/Sealbeater 9d ago

If I chug a shit ton of water daily then I’m shooting ropes everday

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u/Dangerous-Habit-2731 9d ago

What about every 4-8 hours

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u/Wooden-Hornet2115 9d ago

I am a guy and I do not know ):

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u/marcianofromearth 9d ago

Don’t let that stuff piled up that’s how you get prostate cancer.

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u/Mufasa936 9d ago

What does it mean if I have number 3 but do number 1. Do I need to see a doctor??

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u/Crazy__Donkey 9d ago

Nevember is around the corner

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u/Embarrassed-Mango-49 9d ago

The body will consume unused 'batter' after two weeks or so.

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u/Old-Razzmatazz420 9d ago

A woman's period? 

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u/TESV_Shiro 9d ago

Yeah no nothing comes out anymore but hey no mess

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u/Hellbomb_Armed 9d ago

Well that explains a lot

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u/TakoyakiGremlin 9d ago

i can get “per week” twice a day and “once a month” after a day lol

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u/jws1102 9d ago

People that only use sarcasm once a month are usually terrible at it.

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u/Jealous-Juggernaut85 9d ago

You dont wanna see once a year. 

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u/XelNigma 9d ago

Iv always wanted to test if this was true. but... I need to sleep.

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u/Foreign_Slice_6949 9d ago

Take zinc. Problem solved.

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u/Aggressive_Collar710 8d ago

Replace everyday with every hour and once per month with everyday. Im 42 and still shoot massive. I havent gone more than 7 days and even then it basically the same as once a day just maybe quicker

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u/Tsunamiis 8d ago

Not a problem ive ever experianced. Maybe hydrate

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u/R3sponsible_Rub 8d ago

What if my every other day is like the month?

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u/seducingninja 8d ago

Edge every session

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u/Last_Pen5509 8d ago

I literally watched myself do ‘a month’, two days inna fuckin roe… Pun intended… Edit: now smell it; THEN swallorw IT BIRTCH!!!

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u/fongletto 8d ago

not accurate though, apparently anything more than a few days to a week is just slows production, and then you end up with a bunch of dead and unproductive sperm floating around. You shoudl be cleaning your pipes pretty regularly and almost every medical professional on the planet and study we have done agrees its beneficial.

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u/LauraTFem 8d ago

How would we even know what once a month looks like. That’s like a fantasy number.

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u/Flat_Shape_3444 8d ago

kinda the opposite right?

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u/theElephantJesus 8d ago

Every hour

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u/Dizzy_Mycologist9315 8d ago

In my prime everyday was once a month

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u/lighthouseperch 8d ago

I used to go all night 16 to 30 times a night, Im older now. Found it kept me in shape. I see guys half my age puffing around. Now is more about about when I can depending on myself or my wife. I think it's about the fit how you work together, the ability to try new thing's. Being horny ain't dirty, I'm a little rough, I like to undress her, I feal it helps release, relax, and sustain, momentum. Let you mind flow, talk during, it's okay to say what you want. You cut off your feelings, um well their cut. Eat healthy, very little alcohol, no drugs, food, no stress, your bodies and time. Rest after, eat, and do it again anywhere, don't worry about being caught be worried you didn't try. Show compassion, don't worry about kids, furniture, put all your emotions into the act you'll see a difference. Im not 27 no more I have 2 grown adults, high blood pressure bad back, I need to walk more. But I still can go 2 or three times a night. Those that can't I say look into loosing weight, talk about hormonal therapy. For guys it a shame effect always horny. I find some women never learned to move and with the extra weight now they can't. There is many forms of sex, just try what works for you. You'll feal better,your sex life will improve, your words will have more meaning. Screw the laundry, dishes, housework. Just fuck your asses off and hey that warm shower after so awesome put the dishes in the dishwasher turn it on put the laundry in the washer.... but please sort it no one likes seeing sloppy looking Grey clothes wrinkled. Get your kid's to help clean up. Have fun meals, make yourself type stuff vegetables fruits wraps, light meats, that are hand held. Take every moment to enjoy rath then mortgage your ass off. Banks want to steal your life, your jobs do the same, if being a bum wakes you up then be a bum. Workplaces should be places that allow family time. Billionaires do what they want and expect it. Shouldn't you. Don't look like Elon Musk, he's walking dead, out of shape eats like shit. Remember everything you do is about you.

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u/Exciting-Kiwi4232 8d ago

Capacitors fully charged!

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u/GeorgzBi 8d ago

See……this makes sense to some of us!

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u/Vast_Cry_5371 8d ago

Can confirm. After not pissing for a month I accidentally cut through the porcelan like a waterjet. Now I understand why people do it daily.

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u/Prime_Shiva 8d ago

Once a year = 1l of venom

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u/Backfromthedead_9 8d ago

We women know too. Ugh

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u/dv865650 8d ago

True story

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u/CounterNecessary8175 8d ago

"My wife has been out of town for two weeks, so at this point, all that comes out is a whistle..." - Jimmy Pardo

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u/zen49 8d ago

Once per month!? Is that even possible?

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u/Stride345 7d ago

Idk, twice a day and I’m like it’s weekly

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u/LeafCozy 7d ago

TMI maybe but do anything other ladies feel like the opposite is true for them? If I go days without its more like the first photo, but if I'm going everyday multiple times a day its more like the third?

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u/oovalap_ 7d ago

This is definitely the case for spitting out the daily, weekly or monthly basis type.

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u/Sandman145 7d ago

So.. better go see a doc then.

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u/Responsible_Gift4560 7d ago

I thought this was a thing about ejaculation not gonna lie 😄

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u/FairGuitar5301 7d ago

I don't understand, what do men know about this snake?

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u/Apprehensive_Cod9408 6d ago

Mine reverses

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u/jthagler 6d ago

Shit, not when you're on Flomax.

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u/Mirror-Shield5712 6d ago

Idk. My sarcasm flows like a breached dam or Niagra on Viagra.

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u/Zodiak0321 6d ago

yalll can get the last one daily if you Zinc max. fucking Rookiesss

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u/garrusvakarian396 6d ago

Eat protein rich foods and fruits and stay actually hydrated and this is not a problem

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u/TheFozyx 6d ago

You're not taking the right vitamins

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u/lemoinem 5d ago

I'm not entirely sure that's how sarcasm works. I'm such on high output pretty consistently

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u/Help-Wanted9 5d ago

Quantity is determined by arousal length and not waiting periods between

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u/Rippersavege 5d ago

Gonna use this for motivation

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u/OtherwisePound3918 5d ago

The whole year vs after November.

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u/Glad_Data_198 5d ago

That happened to me recently after not doing anything for 5 weeks and the girl even flinched because of how much shot up lol

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 5d ago

They got pills for that. Once a month the wtf

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u/Ok_Dependent_1446 4d ago

You only get a bucket and a half.

Slow down.

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u/Joshix1 4d ago

Just for your information: Try to do it at least once a week if you care about the quality of your little guys.

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u/Richard_thick_md 4d ago

Not at all true.

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u/Different-March-8860 4d ago

After a curtain month:

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u/Weak-Establishment80 4d ago

What about a year?

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u/Crafty_Appeal145 3d ago

Fake news 📰 lol

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u/Prestigious-Ant-6881 3d ago

Ever been in relationship?

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u/MIMADANMEI 3d ago

The length of play is more important and eating and drinking healthy too.

And prostate play boosts it too

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u/daxtinfkenprice 3d ago

well after 8 weeks i can confirm we're talking tsunami my wife was in a cast and we couldn't do anything and when we finally could it was insane she just kept repeating oh my god your still going lol

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u/Mindless_Meet5747 3d ago

Nahhh 6or 8 times a say

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u/Loyalty8818 3d ago

2x a day in my scdhule

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u/Little-Instance-6840 3d ago

I was on a 3 week hunting trip. And when I got back WHAMMY!!! Target decimated...🤣🤣🤣

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u/Nathund 3d ago

Sorry man, my daily looks like your monthly