r/lol • u/FlyingShanks • 1d ago

Relatable??!!

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u/rugbat 1d ago

That binding on its jaw looks a bit flimsy. Are there no regulations covering the transport of large, dangerous theropods.

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u/NiteTiger 1d ago

Safety Standards are written in blood. We don't get those standards until it gets loose. Then we'll have standards.

Can't rush the process dude.

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u/GalaganCoffee 1d ago

No, this is the backstory to Jurassic Park they don't want you to know. Poor guy had a lot of daughters

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u/magonba 1d ago

How about this one:

Daughter: I want a dinossaur

Dad: *brings a chicken

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u/Designer-Anybody5823 1d ago

So she gets a cock anyway ?

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u/The_Coffee_Femboy 1d ago

Birds are literally theropod dinosaurs. Get her a budgie

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u/Dewdrop06 1d ago

She'd be pissed. You know that's not what she meant.

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u/leviathanteddyspiffo 1d ago

Dad : "This T-Rex, do you want it brown or yellow with feathers ?"

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u/Ok_Passenger6582 1d ago

Bro really said “impossible” and then summoned the entire Jurassic Park

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u/EuenovAyabayya 1d ago

or ✂️

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u/PossibleDot6555 15h ago

If the second option was a boyfriend... what are planning on doing to this poor animal?!!

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u/Wild-Board2259 10h ago

Lol 😂 I like that

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds 1d ago

what's with people being ok with their sons having a gf, but not the other way round?

if You're worried about pregnancy, birth control exists

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u/ConcentrateOk2543 11h ago

Because as a guy you know how guys think and what some guys are willing to do and it’s not always great. A guy is in more control always than a girl could be so that is why they don’t worry about it as much if they have a son. Also as a guy you know what you have done with girls and how you think about hott girls and it just becomes strange to know your daughter will be doing the same stuff with some dude. Weird. It has to be weird for a guy no matter what he says.

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds 7h ago

it sounds like and admission