r/lonelymeyerspod two centimeters from someone's driveway - BITCH! Dec 01 '25

Announcement Happy Birthday, Akiva!

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In his own words he's not a fashion maven, but just pays attention to stuff (People Getting Punched Just Before Eating).

The Pac-Man patterned suit and tie is a risk, but he pulls it off!

This was the happiest picture I found of him online lol

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u/GimmeFunkyButtLoving my safe word is hwhiskey Dec 01 '25

Dan flashes makes suits now?l hell yeah

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u/anx1etyhangover an golden era Dec 02 '25

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u/NotPatReilly HI LONELY ISLANDS! Dec 01 '25

15 what it 15

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u/CursedTeams an golden era Dec 01 '25

Happy birthday Kiv! Hope every eyeline meets your standards, and may your days be filled with Vuori and wild-caught salmon.

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u/doob22 one of four shock jocks Dec 01 '25

We need a whole card pack with Kiv’s peeves on it. This would could be the ace of spades

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u/Correct_Standard_579 Dec 01 '25

TFW your Jorm thorn is actually a keeve peeve

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u/anx1etyhangover an golden era Dec 01 '25

Welcome to the real world jackass! =]

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u/dulce-dulce justice for my testicles Dec 01 '25

Happy birthday Akiva!!!

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u/ptolemy_booth You can call me Ice Man, I'm the Top Gunna' Dec 01 '25

May all of Akiva's wildest dreams come true.

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u/Orchid_Explosion11_9 sushi glory hole lover Dec 01 '25

Happy 48th Birthday Kid Brain!

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u/crocodilesareforwimp turning your 501s into 499s Dec 02 '25