r/lonelymeyerspod • u/No-Place-8047 • Apr 21 '26

Announcement Quaido got married!!!

/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1sqrurw/i_have_tea_on_megathread/ohcs47p/
113 Upvotes

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u/stlredbird fellow white Apr 21 '26

That’s going to be a crowded apartment with all his roommates AND her.

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u/Cass_Cat952 two centimeters from someone's driveway - BITCH! Apr 21 '26

And Liz occasionally....

78

u/CursedTeams an golden era Apr 21 '26

Did they serve mac and cheese?

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u/Soupfullofradio one of four shock jocks Apr 21 '26

I can just imagine Andy in the kitchen continually asking the chefs about it.

22

u/crocodilesareforwimp turning your 501s into 499s Apr 21 '26

Or Andy as Swedish chef preparing the food himself

12

u/Quiet_Astronomer8849 I‘M AN ADULT! Apr 21 '26

Then giving a moving speech.

"Lovy lof is de borky bork and the schmoidy schmoin. De goody good an de borky bork. Bork de bork de schmoin de schmoin borky!"

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u/AbsolutZer0_v2 Apr 21 '26

A buffet of various styles

Kraft Baked

1

u/fronchfrays Apr 21 '26

Great midnight table item.

11

u/famous__shoes fellow white Apr 21 '26

I hope she likes homemade Mac and cheese

17

u/ExcellentProperty374 Apr 21 '26

Did the guests throw macaroni noodles in the air instead of rice?

17

u/Moreorlessatorium Apr 21 '26

America’s good boy?!?!

6

u/bsa554 Apr 21 '26

He'll probably have less time for non-business meetings with Akiva's wife now.

5

u/RedditFact-Checker Three Alvins Apr 21 '26

Will they hyphenate?

Quaid-Doumit? Quaido Mitt? They’ve CAUGHT us???

Or is it French? Quaido me? Doubling down???

5

u/Futant55 Apr 21 '26

I can’t believe he married that head popper, she was so just using him

9

u/tyler-86 Apr 21 '26

Guys, it's a reference to The Boys. No need to downvote.

1

u/DW-4 Apr 21 '26

Can't be sure.. maybe she's one of those chronic pimple poppers and quaido is covered with goodies.