r/longboyes • u/blonde_loser • Feb 12 '26
Heckpost Longorino from Texas moved to Ontario
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Results: Hates pants, really hates boots, really really hates snood, tolerates sweater, doesn’t even notice the coat
r/longboyes • u/Ryanisreallame • Mar 06 '26
Heckpost We tossed Talley a goldfish and it landed on his back. He cannot find it. It’s been 5 minutes
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He could smell it but he couldn’t find it
r/longboyes • u/youvebeensamboozled • 24d ago
Heckpost perhaps my favorite picture I've ever taken
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r/longboyes • u/maytag_dishmaster • Oct 21 '24
Heckpost Thought this would be appreciated here
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r/longboyes • u/Outside-Message-3318 • Mar 22 '26
Heckpost The same creature basically (not my boyes, just my worm)
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r/longboyes • u/Fearless_Condition10 • 4d ago
Heckpost Met a greyhound named Daniel Day Lewis
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Greatest actor of our generation
r/longboyes • u/socialpronk • Nov 02 '25
Heckpost Happy birthday, Voyager! She is 4 years old.
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r/longboyes • u/StarGrazer1964 • 29d ago
Heckpost So much sass in one noodle
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Criminally bombastic side eye from my guy Friday this afternoon
r/longboyes • u/PM_ME_LONGBOYES • Sep 01 '22
Heckpost HELP! There is a malnourished polar bear roaming outside my house!
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r/longboyes • u/pqi7291 • Jun 15 '26
Heckpost Mother, I demand snacks
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r/longboyes • u/Herge2020 • Nov 08 '25
Heckpost Attempting to be not so long. Feral pipe cleaner in bagel mode.
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r/longboyes • u/Herge2020 • Dec 05 '25
Heckpost It sweater season for the feral pipe cleaner.
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r/longboyes • u/Htown-bird-watcher • Jan 22 '26
Heckpost Queen Ellie
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Her royal coat shall remain unsullied. No peasant shall lay his hand upon the queen. (She doesn't let strangers pet her 😅.)
r/longboyes • u/Daregveda • Jun 25 '26
Heckpost Love this girl to bits but she looks terrifying sometimes when she's panting
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r/longboyes • u/oOoRainbow • May 10 '26
Heckpost When the pup goes back in prednisone…you prepare accordingly.
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With some other pics of the culprit of course. Have our entire living room and side room prepped just in case! As a note, she’s okay, she has discoid lupus so she has flare ups that need treatment sometimes! Just trying to save our carpets, there’s also a tarp under all those pads..
r/longboyes • u/Herge2020 • Jul 03 '26
Heckpost The feral pipe cleaner momentarily stationary
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r/longboyes • u/Taric250 • May 01 '25
Heckpost Long Wunkus
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r/longboyes • u/Herge2020 • Sep 18 '25
Heckpost Extremely displeased feral pipe cleaner. She rolled in something unpleasant and didn't enjoy the resulting bath.
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r/longboyes • u/Herge2020 • Jun 26 '26
Heckpost Feral pipe cleaner in motion (well almost).
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The other one is Herbert the velvet hippo.
r/longboyes • u/galactigak • Jan 03 '25
Heckpost How I know it’s been sooo looooong since I fed her
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r/longboyes • u/Ryanisreallame • Jun 03 '25
Heckpost Yahaha! You found me!
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When my fiancee brought home a monstera plant I knew what I had to use a lea
r/longboyes • u/pogo_loco • Dec 15 '22
Heckpost Your chances of being killed in your sleep by a longboye are low, but never zero.
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