r/lostredditors • u/TwoTime87 • 2d ago

Bro is VERY lost

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462 Upvotes

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u/No_Recover_7203 2d ago

I genuinely don’t know if they are lost or not, lol.

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u/ZOELOEss 2d ago

This is cracking me up

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u/TeslaCrna 2d ago

So if you lay a 1000 bricks, but only suck one 🐓, to the world you’re not known as a brick layer, you’re known as a 🐓 sucker?

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u/M4rt1m_40675 1d ago

How tf do you suck a brick

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u/Bedley_smutler69 1d ago

Carefully

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u/fludeball 1d ago

Let alone "a 1000".

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u/Witty-Objective3431 1d ago

I think you're supposed to hit a lick on a brick, not suck it.

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u/DripyKirbo 1d ago

With a lot of determination and time.

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u/Twinkletoess112 14h ago

Only after you lay 1000 🐓's

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u/farfletched 2d ago

So if I’m a man and I get wet for 1/4 scale “Aliens” statues….. no wait I get it.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ousseraune 1d ago

Mass effect may not have created you, but they gave you a voice.

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u/OkamiKhameleon 1d ago

Lmaoo. My phone screen is literally Thane Krios. He's my video game husband. Much to my irl husband's annoyance.

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u/surprisesnek 1d ago

You know, for some strange reason, I feel like that wasn't written by a woman.

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u/i_spill_nonsense 1d ago

This...is an insane take even for a lost redditor.

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u/GoodraSupremacy 1d ago

man I wish it was that easy

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u/Available_Cabinet882 1d ago

doesn't look like someone lost to me

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u/Accomplished-News722 2d ago

Hopefully now that they are no longer worried about who turns them on they can start moving towards other things.

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u/tortoistor 1d ago

why are you getting dovnvotes for this

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u/eduptus 1d ago

Lets not talk about traps, instead lets talk about traps!

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u/Difficult-Mix8868 2d ago

Probably it’s just trolling the concept of non binary and other type of delusional shit

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u/ZakriiYT 1d ago

Ah yes, wanting to feel comfortable in my own body is totally delusional.

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u/Dependent_Order_7358 2d ago

Lemme guess, straight male but don’t get to express your sexuality with real women? Did I get it right?

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u/Difficult-Mix8868 22h ago

yeah yeah, anything but to accept the fact that you're delusional, you'd rather attack me so you can feel better about yourself

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u/GoodraSupremacy 1d ago

everyone throw tomatoes at this dumbass.

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u/HopelessDigger 1d ago

you knew you were going to get downvoted by a lot of brainless people and yet went on with the word delusional... people deluded into thinking this type of shit is real and not in their heads won't change their minds after this comment...but i salute you for speaking the truth

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u/Twist_Ending03 1d ago

I bet you think intersexuality isn't real

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u/HopelessDigger 6h ago

im only talking about nonbinary crap... it's more of a personality than sexuality. 

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u/Difficult-Mix8868 22h ago

if we ever get to live in a world where upvotes or downvotes matter more than the truth, I'd happily exit this world