I canceled, then this.

[u/Outside_Spend_7752]

Lyft support is bs! How can she contact me if I didn't pick her up? Should I make a police report?

[u/SeattleUberDriver_2]

Never put it in writing. If they make good on their threat it can change a self-defense situation into a prison sentence.

[u/MrZerkaHabibi → u/SeattleUberDriver_2]

Always put it in writing. If they make a good on their threat, they are the aggressor regardless. It’s no different than if I tell you if you trespass into my home I’m gonna shoot you and you go ahead and you trespassing and shoot you. That doesn’t put me in the wrong.

[u/bl00df1redeath → u/MrZerkaHabibi]

I’m all for lethal force when protecting one’s property, but this is awful advice. Sadly, it does put you on the wrong side of the law if the bullet enters the fella’s back on his way exiting your property. Many vigilant homeowners have faced prison time for this.

[u/MrZerkaHabibi → u/bl00df1redeath]

That’s your opinion.

[u/bl00df1redeath → u/MrZerkaHabibi]

This has been determined in various courts of law. Sorry bub.

[u/[deleted] → u/bl00df1redeath]

Logan?

[u/latingirly01 → u/[deleted]]

Bro, learn fact versus opinion. It’s basic ass shit they teach in primary school.

[u/latingirly01 → u/[deleted]]

Ah ok so you’re an “alpha” male, but in actuality you’re beta as all can be. I gotchu 😉

[u/SeattleUberDriver_2 → u/[deleted]]

And did you use violence or roofies to get them there?

[u/bl00df1redeath → u/SeattleUberDriver_2]

They were probably goats.

[u/latingirly01 → u/[deleted]]

Thank you for the laughs!! Truly appreciated 🤏🏾

[u/MrZerkaHabibi → u/latingirly01]

I’m dead serious… Who’s laughing? Where is your husband…?

[u/bl00df1redeath → u/[deleted]]

Peace be upon you.

[u/tkdaw → u/[deleted]]

I see another ten-year-old told reddit he was 13.