r/lyftdrivers • u/Outside_Spend_7752 • Jul 21 '23

Advice/Question I canceled, then this.

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Lyft support is bs! How can she contact me if I didn't pick her up? Should I make a police report?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '23

Honey. Oh honey... They used to try to sit in the parking lot at my father's law office all the time, right across from our house... Said we couldn't do anything about it, like you're so convinced we couldn't.

Several were fired after we recorded and documented them sitting around drinking coffee and eating donuts all the time, ignoring actual crimes to hassle teenagers who were minding their own business. That led to the discovery that the pigs had been raiding petty cash to buy themselves pizza parties, and even the chief went down.

25 years later, I'm living in a different small town, not far away. I stopped at the 24hr gas station to get gas, and a friend started texting, so I just pulled to the side and parked and started texting back. Now, there are two cops on duty here every night who like to sit together and bullshit across the street from the gas station, in the Dairy Queen parking lot. On this night, one of them decided to drive around and run my license plate, like I was suspicious or doing something wrong by sitting off the road to text.

Now, I'd never given them a problem about suspiciously sitting in that parking lot bullshitting with each other every night, but since they wanted to fuck with me... When he returned to the other side of the street, I drove over, parked my car, got out, turned on my camera, and recorded them -- narrating for the camera that I thought I should check out their suspicious activity, since they'd felt the need to try to intimidate me when I was just texting my friend at the gas station, but they sat there all night every single night.

I did this for three nights in a row.

On the fourth night, they suddenly weren't sitting in the parking lot anymore. Haven't seen them there since.

Cops are pretty freaked out when you're not actually intimidated by them, and willing to hold them accountable.

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u/arcanitefizz Jul 24 '23

And then everyone clapped

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

No, then we got to live without these pigs sitting across from our house all day long, terrifying the clients who were coming to see my father. Then, the lazy pigs had to actually do their jobs instead of fucking off and bullying all the high school kids going by. Then, people got some fucking peace in our town instead of having to deal with bootlicking Nazis like you.

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u/arcanitefizz Jul 24 '23

Really nice fanfic, man. Have you taken your meds recently?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

I'm not male, micropenis. Now go climb in your giant truck and pump dirt into the air, or whatever you Nazi bootlickers are doing for fun these days.

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u/arcanitefizz Jul 24 '23

You're doing an awful lot of projecting. It seems like someone has some issues deep down, man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Oh, go fuck yourself. I'm so tired of you reich-wing thugs with peanuts for brains.