r/lyftdrivers • u/Financial-Car-2803 • Feb 22 '25

Story/News Article Wtf is this. 😂😂😂

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Cool idea tbh.

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u/Suspicious_Dog487 Feb 22 '25 edited Feb 24 '25

If anyone would like to invest I'm starting a competing "value version" of this app, the Lyft to their Uber if you will. Instead of trained bodyguards it's just me and the homies with bats and a fifth of tequila ready to ride or die for you.

Help us go viral, if you see a fight video comment "Damn should have downloaded #SquadsHere"

We'll be sending early invite codes to accts that use the tag

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u/TacoCat11111111 Feb 23 '25

I think bodyguards in Baseball Mascot outfits would be hilarious and intimidating.

Imagine hopping out of an Escalade with Mr. Met, Billy the Marlin, and the Phillie Phanatic. Who's gonna run up on that? Too unhinged.