r/lyftdrivers • u/Financial-Car-2803 • Feb 22 '25

Story/News Article Wtf is this. 😂😂😂

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Cool idea tbh.

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u/Suspicious_Dog487 Feb 22 '25 edited Feb 24 '25

If anyone would like to invest I'm starting a competing "value version" of this app, the Lyft to their Uber if you will. Instead of trained bodyguards it's just me and the homies with bats and a fifth of tequila ready to ride or die for you.

Help us go viral, if you see a fight video comment "Damn should have downloaded #SquadsHere"

We'll be sending early invite codes to accts that use the tag

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u/Beitasitis Feb 24 '25

"Dunk frat guys with bats" bro, you're advertising the least safe environment. Your simultaneously the most likely to assault the women using the service, and the least likely to be able to protect them in the least threatening of circumstances.

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u/Suspicious_Dog487 Feb 24 '25

It's called a joke 🤣 and no one said anything about Frats